Best movie lines (1 Viewer)

[Manster]

You ain't bona fide

I am the damn paterfamilias!

 

[strykerpks]

Christ, did a cow #### in here?

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only.

Hans, bubie, I'm your white knight.

Okay, sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burning, and if we're not back by dawn, call the President.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Christ, did a cow #### in here?

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. More at eleven.

 

[wikkidpissah]

'e must be a King!

Why?

'e asn't got #### all over 'im.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I am the damn paterfamilias!

I could probably confine myself solely to Coen brothers movies.  To wit:

“If I’d known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon.”

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I could probably confine myself solely to Coen brothers movies.  To wit:

“If I’d known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon.”

In fact, I could probably confine myself to Miller's Crossing.

“…You always take the long way around to get what you want, don’t you? …You could have just asked.”

 

[Manster]

I could probably confine myself solely to Coen brothers movies.  To wit:

“If I’d known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon.”

Agreed!...Walter Sobchak might be my favorite movie character of all time.

"Smokey, this in not 'nam.  This is bowling. There are rules."

 

[Jayrok]

"Oh, George... not the livestock."

 

[Charlie Steiner]

I could probably confine myself solely to Coen brothers movies.  To wit:

“If I’d known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon.”

You know--jammies...they had Yodas and #### on them.

Say, buddy! Where'd ya get the new duds? And say, buddy! How'd old bucketbutt like his Blue Letter? Did he bust a gut? Did he die? Did he -Well, hello, Mr. Mussburger, sir...

Here at Capitol Pictures, as you know, an army of technicians, actors, and top notch artistic people are working hard to bring to the screen the story of the Christ. It's a swell story.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Say, buddy! Where'd ya get the new duds? And say, buddy! How'd old bucketbutt like his Blue Letter? Did he bust a gut? Did he die? Did he -Well, hello, Mr. Mussburger, sir...

Finally there would be a thingamajig that would bring everyone together, even if it kept them apart, ...,  spatially.

 

[Don Quixote]

You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. 

 

[Manster]

You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business, we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. 

Apparently an ad lib?  Or at least  written by Welles himself and not Graham Greene.

 

[Ned]

You're mom went to college!

 

[Bracie Smathers]

'F**k me, I just seen Imelda Quirke's #### coming over that wall.'

 

[Charlie Steiner]

'F**k me, I just seen Imelda Quirke's #### coming over that wall.'

There's a band around called "Free Beer". Always draws a big crowd.

 

[Dennis Castro]

“Let’s get out of here”

According to Guinness, this line, or some variation of it, appears in 93% of all English language films.

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Maybe poker’s not your game Ike. I know, let’s have a spelling contest

 

[Bracie Smathers]

Sonny: Is there any special country you wanna go to?

Sal: Wyoming.

 

[El Floppo]

Now make yourself one, "rick"weed (with a D is censored)

 

[Bracie Smathers]

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

 

[Mr. Mojo]

Would you go out with me? .... And can you get 3 dates for my friends?

When Kramer hears about this, the ####'s gonna hit the fan..!

Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.

It's only a flesh wound

Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike.  How about a spelling contest?

What did you expect? Welcome sonny. Marry my daughter. You've got to remember that these people are the common clay of the new west. The people of the land.   You know..morons.

No, he became a hero by making the other poor dumb, ******* die for his country

A Pledge Pin!? On your uniform!

Nordberg is welcome back any time at Police Squad…unless of course, he's a drooling vegetable......Waaaaaah!

Do you know what Ralphi said?.... No , not that!.... Do you know where he heard it?  ....Probably from his father.... No he heard it from your son.... WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!  (spank) (spank) (kid crying loudly) What did I do mom? What did I do!?

 

[Charlie Steiner]

 I visualized you in a haze as one of those slacker, flannel-wearing, coffee-house misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek.

 "Oh what a piece of work is man, how noble..." Oh #### it, let's have a drink and forget the whole damn thing.

 

[El Floppo]

It's good to be the king.

 

[sho nuff]

O Captain! My Captain!

 

[bostonfred]

Are those happy tissues or sad tissues 

 

[El Floppo]

(what the hell kind of clown are you?)

The crying on inside kind, I guess.

 

[Gally]

Don't splash the pot.........in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the #### I please.

I'm just paying you with your own money from the last time I stick it in you.

 

[Bracie Smathers]

"Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist..."

 

[wikkidpissah]

"Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist..."

Bogie will never get enuff credit for range

 

[Bracie Smathers]

Bogie will never get enuff credit for range

She'll never get credit for epic comedic timing.

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The Girl: Oo! Do you feel the breeze from the subway? Isn't it delicious!

Richard Sherman: It sort of cools the ankles, doesn't it?

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Richard Sherman: [continuing; crazed] I'll fight it in every court in the country! Because I can explain everything: the stairs, the cinnamon toast, the blonde in the kitchen.

Tom MacKenzie: [interrupts; incredulous] Now, wait a minute Dickey-Boy. Let's just take it easy. What blonde in the kitchen?

Richard Sherman: [seething with contempt] Oh, wouldn't you like to know! Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe!

 

[wikkidpissah]

she's a study, alright......i could write a GREAT "In the office with Gov Cuomo" sketch if i had someone with the soup-coming-to-a-boil sexuality of Miss Monroe

 

[Psychopav]

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

 

[El Floppo]

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

I cant believe I didnt post this. my favorite quote.

 

[Jayrok]

"These go to 11."

 

[Jayrok]

"Ever seen a spleen that large?"  "No... not since... breakfast."

 

[parrot]

I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability.  

And always carry a plastic baggie of bacon. Dogs will love you.

 

[Captain Cranks]

It's not your fault.

You went full r-word.  Never go full r-word.

Say hello to my little friend.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

“Let’s get out of here”

According to Guinness, this line, or some variation of it, appears in 93% of all English language films.

I love this one.

 

[rustycolts]

We've just got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

 

[wikkidpissah]

the beginning of the Modern Era of Comedy:

"You can't fight in here - this is the War Room."

 

[sho nuff]

Don't splash the pot.........in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the #### I please.

I'm just paying you with your own money from the last time I stick it in you.

If only there was a way to type the noise he makes after that last one.

 

[Gally]

If only there was a way to type the noise he makes after that last one.

Agreed.  I was trying to think of a way to type it and nothing worked right 

 

[Snoopy]

Surely you jest.

I'm serious, and stop calling me Shirley.

 

[sho nuff]

Surely you jest.

I'm serious, and stop calling me Shirley.

Do you like movies about gladiators, Joey?

 

[Manster]

I know you're partial to convenience stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery.

 

[Bracie Smathers]

------------------  Blücher 

 

[Charlie Steiner]

You know your last name is an adverb?

 

[Zegras11]

Do you like movies about gladiators, Joey?

Let's get some pictures.