Biggest LIES from famous music lyrics? Whatcha got? (1 Viewer)

[The Dude]

Springsteen seemed to be a chronic liar:

“He could throw that speedball by ya, make you look like a fool.”

- No one has ever thrown a pitch of that type.

“Can’t start a fire without a spark.”

- Talk to Smokey the Bear about that one.

Sorry but I think mister springsteen is being honest

 

[fatness]

"And the colored girls say
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo"

No, they do not say this. And we do not call them colored girls any more.

 

[fatness]

"Shooting at the walls of heartache
I am the warrior"

Well no, you're a crackhead shooting up an apartment while the cops are on the way.

 

[jhib]

Off the Florida Keys
There’s a place called Kokomo

 

[Yo Mama]

I think we already established that Bon Jovi could not possibly have rocked all of those million faces.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

"Born and raised in South Detroit"

There is no such place.

There is no place referred to as South Detroit, but there is geographically a part of the city that is indeed south relative to other parts.

Obviously cities have all directions, but anyone from here knows it is east and west.

But there really is an East Chicago.

 

[brun]

I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope
under that garbage."

 

[zamboni]

Contrary to what the Who said, not all teenagers were wasted back in 1971. There were some tea-totaling eggheads in the mix.

 

[Sammy B]

Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"

Whole song.

Wouldn't it be ironic that a song called "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony?

 

[John Maddens Lunchbox]

Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"

Whole song.

Wouldn't it be ironic that a song called "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony?

Which as ive already pointed out way back on page 1 is the ultimate Irony.

 

[Gatorade]

I don't know, but I've been told, a big legged woman ain't got no soul

 

[Sammy B]

Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"

Whole song.

Wouldn't it be ironic that a song called "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony?

Which as ive already pointed out way back on page 1 is the ultimate Irony.

Don't want to steal your thunder, JML.

 

[Snoopy]

Because of selective breeding, not every rose has its thorn.

 

[jhib]

"I'm a little teapot"

No you're not, you short and stout little liar.

 

[fatness]

Yes she's an artist but she doesn't have everything she needs, and she uses her rearview mirror.

 

[Mookie]

When the one eyed undertaker blows his horn, it is seldom futile,

 

[Zow]

I don't know, but I've been told, a big legged woman ain't got no soul

But a fat-bottomed girl makes the rocking world go round.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

"And the colored girls say
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo"

No, they do not say this. And we do not call them colored girls any more.

They literally say it in following the line.

 

[Snoopy]

It's the sun's gravitational pull that makes the world go around, not fat bottom girls.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I think we already established that Bon Jovi could not possibly have rocked all of those million faces.

When I saw Tenacious D, the stage announcer introduced them as "a band that's seen a million faces, and kicked those faces' asses. So be prepared to have your faces' asses kicked."

 

[Scoresman]

"Bow wow wow, yippy yo yippy yay Doggy Dogg's in the mother****in' house"

I've looked all over and have never been able to find him.

 

[dino259]

"Shooting at the walls of heartache
I am the warrior"

Well no, you're a crackhead shooting up an apartment while the cops are on the way.

It is the truth if sung by @ArizonaRon and not Scandal

 

[Socrates11]

a-ha sang that the sun always shines on tv, when i've clearly seen it rain on tv before

 

[Gatorade]

a-ha sang that the sun always shines on tv, when i've clearly seen it rain on tv before

It's never rained on my tv

 

[fatness]

Has a monkey ever chased a weasel around a mulberry bush?
I think not.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"Born and raised in South Detroit"

There is no such place.

There is no place referred to as South Detroit, but there is geographically a part of the city that is indeed south relative to other parts.

Obviously cities have all directions, but anyone from here knows it is east and west.

Sure but nobody says East Detroit either. East Sider.

I feel like South West Detroit is the only one I hear referred to geographically .

 

[Ilov80s]

"Born and raised in South Detroit"

There is no such place.

There is no place referred to as South Detroit, but there is geographically a part of the city that is indeed south relative to other parts.

Obviously cities have all directions, but anyone from here knows it is east and west.

Sure but nobody says East Detroit either. East Sider.

I feel like South West Detroit is the only one I hear referred to geographically .

Same. People refer to the east side or the west side but people never say East Detroit.