A little pissed here. Walt is not friggin Batman, Superman, and Nostradamus combined.
First off, Lydia does not sit at that table every time. And a homeless-looking guy stealing all the Stevia from every other table for an hour is going to attract some attention. If they'd have been at one of the window tables like every other time, I'd be all in. But they weren't and I wasn't.
Not sure if that was my first WTF moment or if it was him going to see Styler. Don't get me wrong, that was a beautiful scene in every way except for the fact that he should have never been able to get in or out! If friggin Marie knew he was in town, I'm pretty sure every federal officer with a badge knew he was in town. Gee, ya think more than two jabronies a block away might be involved here?
Not to mention all the variables he left in play when he went to Nazi-town. What if Mustache made him park where he said he wanted him to park? What if Beef just put the keys in his pocket? What if Jack had half a brain and just put a bullet in his head rather than trotting Jesse out? What if everyone actually ducked when the place started getting shot to pieces? Not sure about you, but me and other supercriminal Nazis can hit the floor in about half a second.
And finally, how did Walt have a shot through his midsection while he was lying on top of Jesse? He clearly tackled Jesse before he fired up the M-60, so where did that wound come from?
I was totally in, but for f##k's sake, there was way too much suspension of disbelief through most of it.
I'm happy with the way it ended, but decidedly NOT happy how we got there.
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1. Before I tear you down, I'll actually give you a little bit on the Stevia thing. I immediately recognized she did sit at different tables and that it'd be tough for Walt to 1) plant numerous Stevia packets without being seen; and 2) Actually get the ricin into the packets without making the packet looked tampered with. It irked me for a few minutes, but if you think about it, it isn't that crazy. Walt coulda gone to a grocery store, bought some Stevia, prepped the packets beforehand, then arrived 30 minutes early to plant the packets and monitor them. Agreed it would have looked weird, but generally coffee shops/lunch places are filled with many minding their own businesses.
2. Federal agents at Skyler's - It's implied it's at least many months later. You think the government is still having her apartment scoured? Absolutely not. That's expensive and, since it's been so long, an extreme waste of resources. Two "jabronies" barely paying attention is realistic. Additionally, I recognize the Marie argument, but if Marie gets calls that Walt is in town who is the first person she's gonna call? Skyler. And when she does, Walt is already there. So, it would then cease to reason that she notified the feds AFTER Skyler and it took them some time getting over there (probably had to delineate all available agents to the multiple places Walt was allegedly spotted, which would be timely), giving Walt that precious 5 or so minutes to say goodbye. After all, that scene was pivotal to the show and you can't possibly expect Gilligan to waste screen time developing some stupid ruse for Walt to get in to satisfy his harshest critics.
3. Nazis (or, as correctly pointed out, Aryan Brotherhood) - Duck? Really? Are these guys freaking 12 year old female gymnasts or football players doing up-downs? Bullets were traveling fast - like the speed of a bullet! The idea they could "duck" is laughable. Also, the scene indicated they wrongly thought Walt was just trying to go after Jesse and they were laughing. As for the keys, I agree, it's a risk, but at that point Walt was comfortable taking risks. He did what he had to to get them back and it was plausible.
4. Bullet to Walt's side - ricochet. They actually showed him wince. Duh.
5. Uncle Jack's pride (not your gripe, but other's) - all of you who are questioning why Jack would satisfy a man he's about to kill that he didn't go back on his agreement to kill Jesse don't know criminals. In the criminal world, where morality is generally skewed, a clear top rule is to not snitch. Shortly behind that is to own up to your word to commit a criminal act. Here, Jack is the top dog. If either of those two "values" are questioned, he's gotta back it up (for himself, the accuser, and his men - all to keep order). Totally plausible here.
I'd also remind everyone that we're dealing with a freaking TV show. If you can't suspend some level of belief, I'd recommend flipping over to the Nature Channel. Probably more your speed.