HMH
Footballguy
Not sure if this has been posted before...enjoy!
> The Bud Light
> Real Men of Genius ads:
>
> Today, we salute you Mr. Three Running Back Drafter.
> (High-pitched singer): Mister Three Running Back
> Dra-af-ter!
> (Deep voice): You believe in drafting your third
> back, before getting
> your first wide receiver.
> (HPS) Gotta be ready for the bye weeks.
> (HPS) Mister Three Running Back Dra-af-ter!
> (DV) You make it miserable for the rest of us,
> because you just keep
> drafting backs.
> (HPS) Gonna use them all as trade bait.
> (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Three Running Back
> Drafter. You'll never
> get burned by taking Terrell Owens, because you're
> too busy drafting
> Tatum Bell.
> (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)
>
> Today, we salute you Mr. Two Defense Hoarder.
> (HPS) Mister Two Defense Hoar-der!
> (DV) After all, why waste one pick on a defense,
> when you can waste two?
> (HPS) Don't wanna burn my waiver claim.
> (HPS) Mister Two Defense Hoar-der!
> (DV) You believe defense wins fantasy championships,
> even though the
> Cardinals just returned another one against the
> 49ers.
> (HPS) Could have waited till the last round.
> (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Two Defense Hoarder.
> While the rest of us
> are still drafting offensive players, you're set up
> perfectly for
> when Cleveland scores in Week 8.
> (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)
>
> Today, we salute you Mr. Uncontrollable Homer.
> (HPS) Mister Uncontrollable Ho-o-mer!
> (DV) Why make draft rankings, when you can just pick
> players from
> your favorite team?
> (HPS) It worked in '99 with Az Ha-kee-eem.
> (HPS) Mister Uncontrollable Ho-o-mer!
> (DV) When the clock ticks down on your pick, the
> home team's No. 2
> tight end suddenly doesn't look so bad, does he?
> (HPS) Must be the team-colored glass-es.
> (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Uncontrollable Homer.
> Let's hope you live
> in Indianapolis, or your fantasy team is going to
> really suck.
> (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)
>
> Today, we salute you Mr. Flashy First Rookie Picker.
> (HPS) Mister Flashy First Rookie Pi-icker!
> (DV) What's the quickest way to show you mean
> business? By yelling
> out the name of the top rookie in the second round.
> (HPS) Love to hear the crowd oooh and ahh-ha.
> (HPS) Mister Flashy First Rookie Pi-icker!
> (DV) Look at me, I'm smarter than you. There's no
> way that old horse
> you took is going to keep my young stud down.
> (HPS) I've uncovered the next best thi-ing.
> (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Flashy First Rookie
> Picker. Your rookie
> might not make an impact until 2008, but for those
> 15 seconds in the
> draft room, you were a star.
> (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)
>
> The Bud Light
> Real Men of Genius ads:
>
> Today, we salute you Mr. Three Running Back Drafter.
> (High-pitched singer): Mister Three Running Back
> Dra-af-ter!
> (Deep voice): You believe in drafting your third
> back, before getting
> your first wide receiver.
> (HPS) Gotta be ready for the bye weeks.
> (HPS) Mister Three Running Back Dra-af-ter!
> (DV) You make it miserable for the rest of us,
> because you just keep
> drafting backs.
> (HPS) Gonna use them all as trade bait.
> (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Three Running Back
> Drafter. You'll never
> get burned by taking Terrell Owens, because you're
> too busy drafting
> Tatum Bell.
> (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)
>
> Today, we salute you Mr. Two Defense Hoarder.
> (HPS) Mister Two Defense Hoar-der!
> (DV) After all, why waste one pick on a defense,
> when you can waste two?
> (HPS) Don't wanna burn my waiver claim.
> (HPS) Mister Two Defense Hoar-der!
> (DV) You believe defense wins fantasy championships,
> even though the
> Cardinals just returned another one against the
> 49ers.
> (HPS) Could have waited till the last round.
> (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Two Defense Hoarder.
> While the rest of us
> are still drafting offensive players, you're set up
> perfectly for
> when Cleveland scores in Week 8.
> (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)
>
> Today, we salute you Mr. Uncontrollable Homer.
> (HPS) Mister Uncontrollable Ho-o-mer!
> (DV) Why make draft rankings, when you can just pick
> players from
> your favorite team?
> (HPS) It worked in '99 with Az Ha-kee-eem.
> (HPS) Mister Uncontrollable Ho-o-mer!
> (DV) When the clock ticks down on your pick, the
> home team's No. 2
> tight end suddenly doesn't look so bad, does he?
> (HPS) Must be the team-colored glass-es.
> (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Uncontrollable Homer.
> Let's hope you live
> in Indianapolis, or your fantasy team is going to
> really suck.
> (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)
>
> Today, we salute you Mr. Flashy First Rookie Picker.
> (HPS) Mister Flashy First Rookie Pi-icker!
> (DV) What's the quickest way to show you mean
> business? By yelling
> out the name of the top rookie in the second round.
> (HPS) Love to hear the crowd oooh and ahh-ha.
> (HPS) Mister Flashy First Rookie Pi-icker!
> (DV) Look at me, I'm smarter than you. There's no
> way that old horse
> you took is going to keep my young stud down.
> (HPS) I've uncovered the next best thi-ing.
> (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Flashy First Rookie
> Picker. Your rookie
> might not make an impact until 2008, but for those
> 15 seconds in the
> draft room, you were a star.
> (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.)
>
Classic and very nice.
