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Can we discuss pet peeves here? (8 Viewers)

I am so over cell phones, in general.  Once thought of as the ultimate convenience is now turned into the ultimate annoyance.  

Get off your speakerphone, people.  No one wants to hear your conversation.  It's bad enough we have to hear half of it (you).  The fact that you're subjecting the rest of us to the other half is just unbelievably rude.  And stupid.  

And don't get me started on watching videos with the audio going without headphones.  I've already ranted about that in here plenty of times.

I love my cell phone and I use it throughout the day, but there's no way I'd be so rude, disrespectful and downright stupid enough to do some of the things people do in public.  It's exasperating.
this reminded me of the guy i saw at the mall this weekend.  he had some sort of speaker device strapped to his arm which was blasting music, a cell phone in hand (on speaker mode) while he was talking loudly to someone and a Bluetooth in his ear.

might have been some sort of youtube gag but i didn't see any cameras

 
I am so over cell phones, in general.  Once thought of as the ultimate convenience is now turned into the ultimate annoyance.  

Get off your speakerphone, people.  No one wants to hear your conversation.  It's bad enough we have to hear half of it (you).  The fact that you're subjecting the rest of us to the other half is just unbelievably rude.  And stupid.  

And don't get me started on watching videos with the audio going without headphones.  I've already ranted about that in here plenty of times.

I love my cell phone and I use it throughout the day, but there's no way I'd be so rude, disrespectful and downright stupid enough to do some of the things people do in public.  It's exasperating.
It's actually worse than the old boom boxes. These cell phones sound horrible regardless of which crappy song they are playing.

 
It's actually worse than the old boom boxes. These cell phones sound horrible regardless of which crappy song they are playing.
The only time I saw / heard boom boxes was when someone was breakdancing or I was at the beach, Karate Kid style.  Both of those were totally acceptable situations.

I never saw / heard someone bring their boom box into a fast food joint and sat there playing music while they ate.  

I honestly feel like I'm gonna go Michael Douglas in Falling Down on one of these clowns and rip their phone out of their hands and smash it on the ground.

 
Would you get upset if someone is taking a 10 minute poop at the restaurant (and therefore tying up one of the bathroom stalls) when he/she could have done that at home or their next destination?
No, that's totally different.  When you gotta go, you gotta go.  I mean I might be upset in general because I'd have to hold my own poop, but I'm not upset at the individual.  

There's no reason to linger at a table.  Especially when you can see the group of people waiting for your inconsiderate butt to leave.  
Not really.  You didn't realize it because you couldn't see him, but he was on his phone in there.  Otherwise, he could have been in and out in two minutes.

 
FaceTime.

My wife speaks to her mom on the phone just about every day at some point.  It was bad enough when she'd get a plain old call while we were watching a show together (with son and/or daughter) or something.  But now it's always a facetime call, which is much worse. For one, the rest of us have to hear the whole conversation.  Then we also get pulled in with something like, "Show me who else is there with you.  Hi, jhib!  Hi, jhib jr!" 

Ugh.  

 
Not really.  You didn't realize it because you couldn't see him, but he was on his phone in there.  Otherwise, he could have been in and out in two minutes.
Nah.  I consider some phone time a mandatory addition to any good crap.  

 
Nah.  I consider some phone time a mandatory addition to any good crap.  
Huh. Strange how different things annoy different people, huh?  If I ever find the need to use a restaurant stall, it's pretty much because I have no other option and I want to be in and out of there as quickly as possible.  If I felt I could take ten minutes reading so that it's a "good crap" then I'd think I could wait until I got home.  And if I'm waiting to get in because someone in there is surfing the FFA... well, that would be a pet peeve of mine much more than the diner taking their time to leave the table.

 
You’re at a gas station that’s crowded.  Can you please move your car away from the pump and into a parking spot before moving your fat, lazy ### into the convenience store?

 
fred_1_15301 said:
You’re at a gas station that’s crowded.  Can you please move your car away from the pump and into a parking spot before moving your fat, lazy ### into the convenience store?
Only if, as happens a lot around here, the spots in front of the store aren’t also full.  As convenience stores move from “candy and soda” shops to made-to-order food sites, the number of people standing around inside has gone way up, making the parking areas as crowded as the gas pumps.

 
Only if, as happens a lot around here, the spots in front of the store aren’t also full.  As convenience stores move from “candy and soda” shops to made-to-order food sites, the number of people standing around inside has gone way up, making the parking areas as crowded as the gas pumps.
still unexceptable - move it off to the side ...somewhere - don't just leave it there

 
Only if, as happens a lot around here, the spots in front of the store aren’t also full.  As convenience stores move from “candy and soda” shops to made-to-order food sites, the number of people standing around inside has gone way up, making the parking areas as crowded as the gas pumps.
Yesterday this woman went inside to get a smoothie BEFORE pumping gas.  There were plenty of parking spots but only 3 pumps.  Then she comes out and starts to work the pump and as she’s doing so gives me the frustrated shrug that the pump is moving too slowly.

ETA - and yes she was fat

 
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Not sure this is a pet peeve as much as an "I don't understand it", but what's the deal with every city in the world building a Ferris Wheel for their city?  Why is that the thing to do now?  Every city is starting to look like a carnival.  Don't get me wrong, I thought it was cool when London did it.  And maybe Vegas.  But it seems like every city has one now.  It looks so cheesy and tacky.  

 
Blinking yellow does not mean STOP!@#!@

And if there is a shoulder and you are making a right turn - use it!##@

 
Blinking yellow does not mean STOP!@#!@

And if there is a shoulder and you are making a right turn - use it!##@
I like the guy who on a 2 lane road stops to make a left, but pulls as far to the right of the lane as possible.  That way no one can pass him while he waits 15 minutes for no cars in view before he takes his turn.  

 
TheIronSheik said:
I like the guy who on a 2 lane road stops to make a left, but pulls as far to the right of the lane as possible.  That way no one can pass him while he waits 15 minutes for no cars in view before he takes his turn.  
how about his cousin that can easily pull around guy turning left but doesn't think he can, so he just blocks the way then. 

 
I am so over cell phones, in general.  Once thought of as the ultimate convenience is now turned into the ultimate annoyance.  

Get off your speakerphone, people.  No one wants to hear your conversation.  It's bad enough we have to hear half of it (you).  The fact that you're subjecting the rest of us to the other half is just unbelievably rude.  And stupid.  

And don't get me started on watching videos with the audio going without headphones.  I've already ranted about that in here plenty of times.

I love my cell phone and I use it throughout the day, but there's no way I'd be so rude, disrespectful and downright stupid enough to do some of the things people do in public.  It's exasperating.
Completely agree.  People that do this at a bar top should be 86'd from the establishment.  Take your phone call outside.  Use ear buds if you want to watch a video.  The erosion of decent manners should be its own thread.  

 
Completely agree.  People that do this at a bar top should be 86'd from the establishment.  Take your phone call outside.  Use ear buds if you want to watch a video.  The erosion of decent manners should be its own thread.  
I have been on several flights in the last couple years where people are watching movies on their phones with speakers.  Not headphones.  But speakers.  Like, WTH people?!? 

 
FaceTime.

My wife speaks to her mom on the phone just about every day at some point.  It was bad enough when she'd get a plain old call while we were watching a show together (with son and/or daughter) or something.  But now it's always a facetime call, which is much worse. For one, the rest of us have to hear the whole conversation.  Then we also get pulled in with something like, "Show me who else is there with you.  Hi, jhib!  Hi, jhib jr!" 

Ugh.  
:hifive:

My wife facetimes her family every day.  I bolt out of the room like Carl Lewis on fire every time they do this if I'm around.  Obnoxious.  What's worse is that my MIL (whom I adore dearly) has a super thick Michigan accent and she is big on responding to things my wife says by saying things like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" or "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".  She sounds like the Sesame Street Aliens

When she comes to visit, she'll facetime with one of her many sisters and they will literally sit there over their iPhones and just utter a series of these noises to each other in what I'm gathering is some sort of sibling communication that to me, is just ear abuse to others.  And they all use the word "then" at the end of sentences.  THEN WHAT?????   WHY ARE YOU ENDING SENTENCES WITH THE WORD THEN??????   "Soooo, you're going to go to the store, then?".  "Oh, so you're going to make hamburgers then?"  "Oh, so Forrest is going to hang himself, then?"

:hot:

 
My wife facetimes her family every day.  I bolt out of the room like Carl Lewis on fire every time they do this if I'm around.  Obnoxious.  What's worse is that my MIL (whom I adore dearly) has a super thick Michigan accent and she is big on responding to things my wife says by saying things like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" or "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".
Michigan accents are the most endearing, behind maybe a Southern Belle accent.  Count your blessings GB.

 
:hifive:

My wife facetimes her family every day.  I bolt out of the room like Carl Lewis on fire every time they do this if I'm around.  Obnoxious.  What's worse is that my MIL (whom I adore dearly) has a super thick Michigan accent and she is big on responding to things my wife says by saying things like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" or "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".  She sounds like the Sesame Street Aliens

When she comes to visit, she'll facetime with one of her many sisters and they will literally sit there over their iPhones and just utter a series of these noises to each other in what I'm gathering is some sort of sibling communication that to me, is just ear abuse to others.  And they all use the word "then" at the end of sentences.  THEN WHAT?????   WHY ARE YOU ENDING SENTENCES WITH THE WORD THEN??????   "Soooo, you're going to go to the store, then?".  "Oh, so you're going to make hamburgers then?"  "Oh, so Forrest is going to hang himself, then?"

:hot:
ah, the Michigan version of Wisconsin's "or no?"

"you going to make hamburgers, or no?"

 
people rushing through lights in terrible driving conditions

i'm sure your passenger is having a medical emergency and all but maybe don't punch it to try and beat the yellow or you might cause an accident possibly resulting in an actual medical emergency, ace

 
people rushing through lights in terrible driving conditions

i'm sure your passenger is having a medical emergency and all but maybe don't punch it to try and beat the yellow or you might cause an accident possibly resulting in an actual medical emergency, ace
If streets are icy or wet, couldn't it be just as dangerous to slam on your brakes at a yellow light?

 
people rushing through lights in terrible driving conditions

i'm sure your passenger is having a medical emergency and all but maybe don't punch it to try and beat the yellow or you might cause an accident possibly resulting in an actual medical emergency, ace
fixed.  people are just idiots these days.

i was driving to work the other day and some yahoo swerved into the right-turn-only lane and then back into the lane going straight to run a red light.  8am in the morning and this guy looks like he's on crack driving.  

 
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people who stop at the bottom of escalators or just outside of a busy door.  general lack of awareness by most people will be my undoing.  

 
If streets are icy or wet, couldn't it be just as dangerous to slam on your brakes at a yellow light?
i'm talking about the people who punch the gas to speed up when they are far enough away to safely brake but somehow feel the need to do 50 in a 25 to beat the light

 
fixed.  people are just idiots these days.

i was driving to work the other day and some yahoo swerved into the right-turn-only lane and then back into the lane going straight to run a red light.  8am in the morning and this guy looks like he's on crack driving.  
Long term personal wish:

Control a crushing tank that smashes ...then rolls over all the cars that clearly run the "left-turn only" light.  The video would then be sent to their family clearly showing why they will no longer be home for Christmas.  

 
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people who stop at the bottom of escalators or just outside of a busy door.  general lack of awareness by most people will be my undoing.  
Same with the people who take one step out of an elevator and then begin planning the rest of their trip.  Also, people who try to get on an elevator before letting people off.  

 
Is there a single airline that boards a plane correctly anymore?  I will pay good money the next time I fly if there's an airline that will load a plane back to front, outside to inside.  So stupid that if I've got a window seat at the rear of the plane, and I have to squeeze past every bigwig in FC sipping drinks, then wait three times for Row 8, 12, & 14 people to re-sort the overhead bin to fit their bag, then slide by the stewardess who's trying to help someone find their seat in Row 9 who has apparently never flown before and doesn't recognize that there's numbers at the top of each row. And every single time I get to my row, the aisle and middle seat patrons are already seated so now they have to get back up, squeeze back out of their sardine can seats to let me in.  I can't fathom why it takes 45 minutes to board a freaking airplane.   

 
Is there a single airline that boards a plane correctly anymore?  I will pay good money the next time I fly if there's an airline that will load a plane back to front, outside to inside.  So stupid that if I've got a window seat at the rear of the plane, and I have to squeeze past every bigwig in FC sipping drinks, then wait three times for Row 8, 12, & 14 people to re-sort the overhead bin to fit their bag, then slide by the stewardess who's trying to help someone find their seat in Row 9 who has apparently never flown before and doesn't recognize that there's numbers at the top of each row. And every single time I get to my row, the aisle and middle seat patrons are already seated so now they have to get back up, squeeze back out of their sardine can seats to let me in.  I can't fathom why it takes 45 minutes to board a freaking airplane.   
The reason this won't work is because it relies on everyone being on time ready to board at the start of boarding time.  Good luck with that.  

 
Is there a single airline that boards a plane correctly anymore?  I will pay good money the next time I fly if there's an airline that will load a plane back to front, outside to inside.  So stupid that if I've got a window seat at the rear of the plane, and I have to squeeze past every bigwig in FC sipping drinks, then wait three times for Row 8, 12, & 14 people to re-sort the overhead bin to fit their bag, then slide by the stewardess who's trying to help someone find their seat in Row 9 who has apparently never flown before and doesn't recognize that there's numbers at the top of each row. And every single time I get to my row, the aisle and middle seat patrons are already seated so now they have to get back up, squeeze back out of their sardine can seats to let me in.  I can't fathom why it takes 45 minutes to board a freaking airplane.   
They have done studies on this.  Random order works best if I recall correctly.  If it loaded back to front, then you would have a line all the way down the airplane entirely waiting on the people in the back.  

 
Is there a single airline that boards a plane correctly anymore?  I will pay good money the next time I fly if there's an airline that will load a plane back to front, outside to inside.  So stupid that if I've got a window seat at the rear of the plane, and I have to squeeze past every bigwig in FC sipping drinks, then wait three times for Row 8, 12, & 14 people to re-sort the overhead bin to fit their bag, then slide by the stewardess who's trying to help someone find their seat in Row 9 who has apparently never flown before and doesn't recognize that there's numbers at the top of each row. And every single time I get to my row, the aisle and middle seat patrons are already seated so now they have to get back up, squeeze back out of their sardine can seats to let me in.  I can't fathom why it takes 45 minutes to board a freaking airplane.   
What and let the poors get all the good overhead bin space?  

 
Tired of people mooching every last single solitary thing. Primarily it’s old people who still can’t wrap their heads around paying for something digital because you can’t touch It, but then want to use it. Basically every older relative I have “I want to watch that show on Netflix, can I use your login?”  or “Can you ship me something on your Amazon Prime account and I’ll send you a check?”
 

Inevitably I order something off prime and then I get a call “actually I saw one at the store yesterday, I don’t need it.”  
 

F’ing infuriating. 

 
They have done studies on this.  Random order works best if I recall correctly.  If it loaded back to front, then you would have a line all the way down the airplane entirely waiting on the people in the back.  
Random is weird, though.  My wife, daughter and I flew to Houston this summer.  We were in the same row, but on both flights, one of us was in a different boarding group than the other two.  

 
The reason this won't work is because it relies on everyone being on time ready to board at the start of boarding time.  Good luck with that.  


They have done studies on this.  Random order works best if I recall correctly.  If it loaded back to front, then you would have a line all the way down the airplane entirely waiting on the people in the back.  
GTFO with your logic, lol. It is stupid if they seat aisle people first, then those aisle people have to get back up and move to let in window people. 

Im sure it could all be resolved if every single person didn’t immediately jump up, crowd the gate, and elbow each their to be the first one on the plane as soon as the gate agent reaches for the microphone to announce boarding. I haven’t found one yet that gives out prizes or gold bars for being first to your seat...

flying just pisses me off in general

 

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