pretty ****ing sick of people telling me to "just sign up for X" music/tv service instead of having cable
"dude, just get youtubetv and netflix and hulu and paramount and disney and espn+ and peacock nstead of cable". sure. it will cost.. roughly? the same but in 6 months each of them ups their rates, changes the terms of service, you have to pay a premium to get what you had before and/or they pile on unblockable ads mid-show. and in a year paramount won't exist anymore but so what.. you can just sign up for 2 years of MGM+ since they are buying the HGTV channel and Amazon owns them both so you can get a discount on Prime shipping + get that channel for $29/month instead of $49.
and why would i have a radio without Sirius? and if you're going to get it just get premium service for multiple vehicles + home. it's only $69 a month.
and why am i using an Android phone instead of an iPhone? Android doesn't even have the extra 2 pixels that the iPhone 15a(1).2 has this month. and they're even adding another pixel to the 15a(2).11.a in 3 months, but you'll have to buy the new phone to get that and a new charger because your old one won't be compatible. thankfully it's only $119 a month for the service and a new phone is just $1200, or $1600 if you want a color other than black... and who just wants a black phone when you get custom design your own color combo for another $400 + $19 a month??
sure, i'll cut back on my extravagant $13/day Starbucks habit to partially fund mby new $982/month tv & radio subscription package that i clearly need to have because everyone else has it.
and i can pay the bills in person driving my 2024 vehicle with the 6-year loan at $820 a month.
i'm a well heeled FBG after all who just ****ing ****s money, these are things everyone has and it's important that i do what everyone else obviously does because, duh.
oh, and how can i forget subscription services to operate my dishwasher, fridge, hvac and oven. there are apps for all those things that you can just pay for instead of manually operating them like some plebe. which, of course i won't really need anyways because my grubhub subscription delivers me food daily and my maid subscription cleans up after me. it's all on an app, i just have to pay to skip the ads on it before i order a meal and watch a short video to unlock the box the food comes in.