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Can we discuss pet peeves here? (1 Viewer)

As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
 
As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
Your Google searches must be epic.
 
As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
Your Google searches must be epic.
:shrug:

My lady doesn't like to get hair in her mouth. Me neither really. So we got a keep it clean down there!
 
As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
Your Google searches must be epic.
:shrug:

My lady doesn't like to get hair in her mouth. Me neither really. So we got a keep it clean down there!
“Look at me my wife still gives BJs”
 
As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
Your Google searches must be epic.
:shrug:

My lady doesn't like to get hair in her mouth. Me neither really. So we got a keep it clean down there!
“Look at me my wife still gives BJs”

I was significantly more amazed at this guy's flexibility.
 
As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
Your Google searches must be epic.
:shrug:

My lady doesn't like to get hair in her mouth. Me neither really. So we got a keep it clean down there!
“Look at me my wife still gives BJs”
He’s lying.

He knows it. We all know it. No married guy ever gets blow jobs any more.
 
As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
Your Google searches must be epic.
:shrug:

My lady doesn't like to get hair in her mouth. Me neither really. So we got a keep it clean down there!
“Look at me my wife still gives BJs”
He’s lying.

He knows it. We all know it. No married guy ever gets blow jobs any more.
So what happens here if we take a poll?
 
As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
Your Google searches must be epic.
:shrug:

My lady doesn't like to get hair in her mouth. Me neither really. So we got a keep it clean down there!
“Look at me my wife still gives BJs”
He’s lying.

He knows it. We all know it. No married guy ever gets blow jobs any more.
So what happens here if we take a poll?
Phrasing
 
As a Retired@55 guy that moved to a budget, growing peeves for getting bombarded with 'give me your money; give my associate your money too.' Ads ads ads.

FF podcasts are like the seedy part of town where it's all 'buy me a coffee, spare some gas money, will sit but not work for dollars'.

Yes, I understand this is a market society.
Just wish the ads and podcast reads were something like 'how to pay down your mortgage that isn't a scam' and 'give back to your community without spending a dime'. You know, positive stuff over giving money to gambling sites and shaving your hairy ball sack.
Idk man I am looking for a new shave your hairy ball sack tool so that's kinda timely
Your Google searches must be epic.
:shrug:

My lady doesn't like to get hair in her mouth. Me neither really. So we got a keep it clean down there!
“Look at me my wife still gives BJs”
He’s lying.

He knows it. We all know it. No married guy ever gets blow jobs any more.
So what happens here if we take a poll?
Phrasing
I went with plausible deniability.
 
my MIL's inability to understand that people, in fact, work from home

she sometimes pops over mid-day to drop things off, pick up my kids, etc. and if i'm not actively engaged in a phone call or meeting that she can hear.. she will text my wife to tell her that i'm not actually working, but instead just sitting at my desk "pretending" to work.

she has told my wife that she doesn't believe i actually even have a job because i don't go to an office.

mind you, she stopped working when she was 21-22.
My FIL doesn't grasp this either. I don't get tattled on though. But he knows I WFH two days a week, and he'll pop by because he likes to use our pool. If I'm not actively on a call he'll plop down and just want to chat, for an hour or more sometimes... I really need to build a separate office bedroom where I can shut the door instead of working at the dining table.
 
People that have no concept of speed limits - in either direction.

I come across this weekly on my commute:

In a 55 mph zone outside of town for several miles, and I come up on someone puttering along at like 50 mph for miles.

Then, as you get closer to town, the speed limit eventually ratchets down to 50 for a stretch, then 40 and eventually 30.

Their speed in those three zones? Also 50.

Death penalty now!!!
 
Tis the season. I don't know why I do it to myself, but every year..... I understand what a "slow draft" implies.
I can't wrap my mind around how one can go 12, 13 hours without even checking in? Logic would dictate that with the advancement of technology, the draft experience would improve. Logic is sadly mistaken.
 
Tis the season. I don't know why I do it to myself, but every year..... I understand what a "slow draft" implies.
I can't wrap my mind around how one can go 12, 13 hours without even checking in? Logic would dictate that with the advancement of technology, the draft experience would improve. Logic is sadly mistaken.
I figure you don't mean the music draft. Is there some real league that's doing this? That seems pretty obnoxious.
 
Tis the season. I don't know why I do it to myself, but every year..... I understand what a "slow draft" implies.
I can't wrap my mind around how one can go 12, 13 hours without even checking in? Logic would dictate that with the advancement of technology, the draft experience would improve. Logic is sadly mistaken.
I figure you don't mean the music draft. Is there some real league that's doing this? That seems pretty obnoxious.
Fantasy football drafts.
Current guy has been on the clock for “only” 3 hours, but hasn’t been to the site in over 15 hours now.
 
Tis the season. I don't know why I do it to myself, but every year..... I understand what a "slow draft" implies.
I can't wrap my mind around how one can go 12, 13 hours without even checking in? Logic would dictate that with the advancement of technology, the draft experience would improve. Logic is sadly mistaken.
I figure you don't mean the music draft. Is there some real league that's doing this? That seems pretty obnoxious.
Fantasy football drafts.
Current guy has been on the clock for “only” 3 hours, but hasn’t been to the site in over 15 hours now.
The music draft I meant is the Summerpalooza one. Football, but with tunes.
 
Tis the season. I don't know why I do it to myself, but every year..... I understand what a "slow draft" implies.
I can't wrap my mind around how one can go 12, 13 hours without even checking in? Logic would dictate that with the advancement of technology, the draft experience would improve. Logic is sadly mistaken.
I figure you don't mean the music draft. Is there some real league that's doing this? That seems pretty obnoxious.
Fantasy football drafts.
Current guy has been on the clock for “only” 3 hours, but hasn’t been to the site in over 15 hours now.

When one is on the turn, meaning 2 straight picks. Makes the first pick in a timely manner, then waits for hours to make the second pick.
yes. i can understand not putting in the preselect for the second one, as they may not know what position they will get with the first one (not wanted to double up)
 

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