Capella's 24-hour, VERY bigly OH MY GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE thread (3 Viewers)

[chet]

Are we allowed to make contributions?  

Here's mine*

NB:  I'm not a Trump supporter but find the above to be exceptionally funny.

*courtesy of Reddit!

 

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I might have to have you restrained on a harness like a golden retriever but as long as you don't get all serious and emo, sure. You can take all that other stuff to your thread. 

Perhaps a one tim post-per-page cap? 

 

[timschochet]

that is one vote a lot of people would be ok with rigging i am just sayin bromigos take that to the just jerkin your chain timmy bank bromigos 

 

[culdeus]

Will you be following prop 60

 

[Nick Vermeil]

I'm mostly along for the ride but can chip in live reports from Trump Tower.  I'll pass by at least 4 times against my will and can see the street out front from my office window.  

 

[Capella]

Will you be following prop 60

Hoping Wolf brings this up on-air

 

[General Malaise]

Well this blog went south quickly.

Write a song about it?

 

[AcerFC]

:subscribe:

 

[Capella]

Are we allowed to make contributions?  

Here's mine*

NB:  I'm not a Trump supporter but find the above to be exceptionally funny.

*courtesy of Reddit!

That's amazing 

 

[ShamrockPride]

Lot of the big names setting up camp in here already. Count me in.

 

[Kumerica]

How far did you get into the 007 franchise?

 

[joffer]

:home:

 

[JZilla]

Thought it was the 28th

 

[Capella]

How far did you get into the 007 franchise?

Bronson. Couldn't take it anymore. 

 

[General Malaise]

Yes!

At my house at least. 

Can you make a pretty good Key Lime Pie?  That's my favorite.  

 

[General Malaise]

Are we allowed to make contributions?  

Here's mine*

NB:  I'm not a Trump supporter but find the above to be exceptionally funny.

*courtesy of Reddit!

Is that the guy who got razor bladed?  

 

[Capella]

Can you make a pretty good Key Lime Pie?  That's my favorite.  

My wife does. Graham cracker crust. The best. 

 

[fantasycurse42]

GUYS!!! BUT I HAVE THE OFFICIAL ELECTION THREAD, THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!

I'll report Capella, that'll show him!

 

[Capella]

My dad just texted me, unsolicited, "I can't believe you're voting for a crook like Hillary"

He's at happy hour.  

 

[culdeus]

Bronson. Couldn't take it anymore. 

Was there a better single moment than the 360 car flip on the center of gravity in the entire series?

 

[TheAristocrat]

I don't know how anyone is going to be able to watch these results come in sober.

I can tell you one thing, I won't be.

 

[Scoresman]

Why cant there just be one ####### thread?  Why?

 

[Eephus]

If you start now and pull an all nighter, you can finish the Dalton, Brosnan and Craig 007 movies before the polls close.

 

[The General]

I'm traveling for work in Minneapolis. I provide the word from the street and airport.

At some dive bar currently near my hotel downtown that has surprisingly great food. 

No one in here gives a ####.

 

[Gr00vus]

My dad just texted me, unsolicited, "I can't believe you're voting for a crook like Hillary"

He's at happy hour.  

Doesn't sound very happy.

 

[Capella]

Why cant there just be one ####### thread?  Why?

Is somebody really complaining about this?

 

[The General]

Why cant there just be one ####### thread?  Why?

Are you really missing out on anything?

 

[Gr00vus]

Will there be some sort of intermission during which the Bucs Super Bowl season DVD makes an appearance?

 

[Jobber]

In

 

[Sweet J]

I am SO in.  Can we have an official song?

Last Halloween I decided that I could drink at work because the drinking went along with the costume I wore.  It went over so well (for me, anyway), I'm thinking of doing it again, but this time because, well, election.

 

[Koya]

My dad just texted me, unsolicited, "I can't believe you're voting for a crook like Hillary"

He's at happy hour.  

Our respective dads should hang out together. Mine sends out anti-trump facebook posts, using the articles as the basis for his comments.  

Onion articles that is, and unwittingly so.  Cognitive dissonance at its best.  

 

[JZilla]

Can we get some old dating yarns?

 

[Koya]

Im not taking appointments after noon, tomorrow.  *

* ETA: Other than those inside this thread.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Looks like the unofficial election thread is official.

 

[-fish-]

This had potential, but since it will be ruined by Tim and the same 5 or 6 people that he argues with in every thread, I'm out.  

Have fun with the apocalypse!

 

[Max Power]

Buy stock in bunkers.

 

[The General]

Gotta say, Chet with some solid contributions thus far.

 

[Capella]

Just tricked my wife into baking a pie for tomorrow. 

"So when are you making the blueberry pie for Election Day?"

W: wha? I'm not making a blueberry pie for tomorrow? What are you talking about? And why are you home all day? 

"But it's Election Day. You have to."

W: well if anything I would need to bake an apple pie for Election Day. 

"Ok"

 

[Plorfu]

Let me know if you need a break.  I can step in for short relief stints, if necessary.

 

[Capella]

Will there be some sort of intermission during which the Bucs Super Bowl season DVD makes an appearance?

I can't even win with them on madden. 

(Might take a madden break at 3 pm, more likely a nap) 

 

[chet]

Just tricked my wife into baking a pie for tomorrow. 

"So when are you making the blueberry pie for Election Day?"

W: wha? I'm not making a blueberry pie for tomorrow? What are you talking about? And why are you home all day? 

"But it's Election Day. You have to."

W: well if anything I would need to bake an apple pie for Election Day. 

"Ok"

Cappy's wife once she realizes she's been tricked into baking a pie.

 

[eoMMan]

Just tricked my wife into baking a pie for tomorrow. 

"So when are you making the blueberry pie for Election Day?"

W: wha? I'm not making a blueberry pie for tomorrow? What are you talking about? And why are you home all day? 

"But it's Election Day. You have to."

W: well if anything I would need to bake an apple pie for Election Day. 

"Ok"

Your wife sounds hot.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Your wife sounds hot.

.  ?

 

[Capella]

Your wife sounds hot.

Lol. I'm a happy man. 

chet's pic is amazing. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Silver now has Nevada at 57.5% likely to go to Clinton. LET THE COVERAGE BEGIN!

 

[Henry Ford]

Are we allowed to make contributions?  

Here's mine*

NB:  I'm not a Trump supporter but find the above to be exceptionally funny.

*courtesy of Reddit!

Did someone electrify his Trump sign?  Is that what that was?

 

[arrow1]

:sehorn:

 

[Gr00vus]

I can't even win with them on madden. 

(Might take a madden break at 3 pm, more likely a nap) 

What, no Doug Williams?

 

[Henry Ford]

Contribution:  Results of the Psychic Scottish Goat poll are in.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Contribution:  Results of the Psychic Scottish Goat poll are in.

Thought we just beat the Curse of the Goat.