Capella's 24-hour, VERY bigly OH MY GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE thread (4 Viewers)

[mr roboto]

My daughters (8 and 6) on the way to gymnastics class tonite...

8yo 'dad, are you voting for Hillary?'

Me 'no honey.'

6yo 'oh, so Donald trump?'

'nope.'

8yo 'so you aren't voting?'

This is what's wrong folks. 

 

[Henry Ford]

My daughters (8 and 6) on the way to gymnastics class tonite...

8yo 'dad, are you voting for Hillary?'

Me 'no honey.'

6yo 'oh, so Donald trump?'

'nope.'

8yo 'so you aren't voting?'

This is what's wrong folks. 

"No, honey, daddy's voting for someone you've never heard of, he just might have to pretend he voted for Hillary if Trump wins so his friends don't shoot him."

 

[Henry Ford]

Thought we just beat the Curse of the Goat.

Trump can be President in 108 years.

 

[Capella]

Can we get a quote from your dad? How confident does he feel 24 hours before the poles start closing.  

Just asked him how he feels about the Vegas odds tilting against him. 

"They've been wrong before  For the sake of the country I hope they are"

 

[Scoresman]

My daughters (8 and 6) on the way to gymnastics class tonite...

8yo 'dad, are you voting for Hillary?'

Me 'no honey.'

6yo 'oh, so Donald trump?'

'nope.'

8yo 'so you aren't voting?'

This is what's wrong folks. 

6 year olds havent heard of Gary Johnson?  I'm shocked.

 

[Gr00vus]

Contribution:  Results of the Psychic Scottish Goat poll are in.

This is cancelled out by that Pennsylvania bakery cookie purchase result.

 

[Henry Ford]

This is cancelled out by that Pennsylvania bakery cookie purchase result.

Goats eat cookies.  Goat wins.

 

[Gr00vus]

Goats eat cookies.  Goat wins.

Goats trump cookies. Got it.

 

[Henry Ford]

Goats trump cookies. Got it.

Perfect.  Now I've decided that goat poop should be referred to as "Trump cookies."

 

[Gr00vus]

6 year olds havent heard of Gary Johnson?  I'm shocked.

Every child of any self respecting Charger fan has heard of Gary Johnson.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Can we get some old dating yarns?

Skype it up?

 

[Henry Ford]

Every child of any self respecting Charger fan has heard of Gary Johnson.

Johnson should have taken that nickname to differentiate himself this election.

 

[The General]

My daughters (8 and 6) on the way to gymnastics class tonite...

8yo 'dad, are you voting for Hillary?'

Me 'no honey.'

6yo 'oh, so Donald trump?'

'nope.'

8yo 'so you aren't voting?'

This is what's wrong folks. 

What about that pot head Gary Johnson, Daddy?

 

[Gr00vus]

Johnson should have taken that nickname to differentiate himself this election.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

The police have already barricaded fifth ave and all streets around Trump Tower as well as the entire route to the Hilton where he will give his concession(?) speech.  

 

[mr roboto]

What about that pot head Gary Johnson, Daddy?

Rather a stoned prez than a dangerous one!

 

[mr roboto]

Apparently there's a 'Legalize Marijuana Now' party?  They're on my ballot. 

http://pollfinder.sos.state.mn.us/ShowImage.aspx?i=FA4935C2-D1E6-4B6D-9A4B-65D85E026D35

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Hopefully this ends better than the Bond Movies thread.  I'd hate it if I never found out who wins tomorrow.

 

[Zegras11]

Chet bringing the pie also I see.

 

[Gr00vus]

Hopefully this ends better than the Bond Movies thread.  I'd hate it if I never found out who wins tomorrow.

If we end up in the Brosnan era of the Presidency, I think I'd rather just tune out for a while.

 

[timschochet]

On election night of 1988 I took a hit of LSD. 

 

[Gr00vus]

On election night of 1988 I took a hit of LSD. 

I think this thread could be the best thread ever if you were to do a repeat performance.

 

[bud29]

Oh hell yes.

 

[Chemical X]

knowing capella, i have pretty low expectations for him, this thread and our country.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

On election night of 1988 I took a hit of LSD. 

This explains so much.

 

[timschochet]

Hot coeds for Trump: 

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/10699922

 

[Koya]

knowing capella, i have pretty low expectations for him, this thread and our country.

The thread has legs. 

 

[timschochet]

Here's a photo  gallery of hot coeds for Trump: 

http://coed.com/2016/06/27/trump-girls-break-the-internet-photos-sexy-instagram-pics-trend/#!gallery-overlay-embed-943800-943802-1

 

[Gr00vus]

GoldenEye was OK*

*the N64 game made it amazing

Let me know when Trump The Video Game comes out. In fact, we should invent that right now.

 

[timschochet]

Tim previously admitted he used to be a meth user.

That explains so much more.

Only a few times. I did enjoy it though. 

 

[joffer]

Does seem like women supporting Trump are either uber hot or uber ugly.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Trump can be President in 108 years.

!

 

[Capella]

knowing capella, i have pretty low expectations for him, this thread and our country.

????

 

[Gr00vus]

I used to have the original "Trump: The Game" as a kid. The pre-Apprentice, 1980s version.

Wikipedia

In March 1989, Vegas World casino owner Bob Stupak challenged Trump to play a round of Trump: The Game, with Stupak wagering a $1 million bet. Trump declined, saying, "It's always possible to lose, even for someone who's used to winning." Stupak then ran full-page ads in the New York Post and The Press of Atlantic City that publicly challenged Trump to play the game with him.[8] Trump did not accept the challenge.

 

[bud29]

Locals are breaking out the killer hashtags on twitter like #NeverKillary. Should be a neat 24+ hours. I think I'll stay in here.

 

[Henry Ford]

Apparently there's a 'Legalize Marijuana Now' party?  They're on my ballot. 

http://pollfinder.sos.state.mn.us/ShowImage.aspx?i=FA4935C2-D1E6-4B6D-9A4B-65D85E026D35

You should start a thread.  Then you can be the LMN OP.

 

[culdeus]

Exit polling at my house

Tebow (J) 50%

Clinton (D) 50%

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Exit polling at my house

Tebow (J) 50%

Clinton (D) 50%

J is for Jesus?

 

[culdeus]

J is for Jesus?

Clearly. 

 

[mquinnjr]

So after exhaustively following this crap election for the past 15 months, many many people told me I should take tomorrow off (Ed note: nobody said this) to sit on my big dumb ### and watch all-day election coverage. So that I will do, from 9 am (well after I vote and get a chick fill a biscuit) until likely midnight or beyond if, and please Jesus no, this thing takes a while to hash out. 

I am doing this because I also figure the apocalypse is happening tomorrow and I would rather be home for it then stuck in traffic. 

I will live-blog Wolf ? Blitzer's meltdown here, as well as all the dumb things said by dumb people on Fox News, and maybe occasionally one of the other less-watched networks. Also I will text my idiot Trump supporting dad who has no money or net worth and who literally lives in a (old person's) trailer park yet has an incredibly valuable vote in a swing state and is ALL-IN ON THE TRUMP TRAIN.  

If this gets boring or no traction this thread will simply die the death we all deserve for being in this position anyways. Join me, won't you? 

Well, you certainly won't be posting about it here when the board crashes tomorrow evening with the influx of members posting re: live election results coverage.

 

[Captain Cranks]

My critical thinking makes me believe this will be a great thread!

If this is the same critical thinking that's led you to support Trump, this thread is going to suck.  

 

[-fish-]

You'd already posted once on this page. Please wait until it rolls over to page 5 before posting again.

or DIAF.  either way.

 

[mquinnjr]

Wikipedia

 

[Capella]

Latest from pops:

"GDP growth less 2 per cent. R u kidding me"

 

[Quez]

Let us know if Wolf Blitzer mentions how he colluded with the DNC.

 

[Gr00vus]

Latest from pops:

"GDP growth less 2 per cent. R u kidding me"

Response:

"They were kidding you. Latest data: GDP growth was 2.9% from Jul through Sep"

http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/28/news/economy/us-economic-growth-gdp-third-quarter/index.html

 

[lardonastick]

You should start a thread.  Then you can be the LMN OP.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Can we get some old dating yarns?

I might have one or two.

 

[mr. furley]

 

[higgins]

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