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Capella's 24-hour, VERY bigly OH MY GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE thread (1 Viewer)

Henry Ford said:
Hey, anyone seen Tim?  Is he curled up in a ball in a white pantsuit somewhere?
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IIRC yesterday he mentioned he had actual work to do today, showing some properties to a potential client or something. I'm sure he'll be joining us later tonight. And won't we all be glad.

ETA: I kid, I actually like Tim, bourgeois elitist tendencies, insanely verbose posting and all.

 
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Politician Spock said:
Depends on whether you are talking southeast or southwest. Southeast also has some West Virginia mixed in. 
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WV is more midwest than anything east, to be honest. It's basically southern ohio with a sprinking of southwest (aka the sticks) PA.  Not exactly the coastal elite.

 
It's amazing.  This is the one night of every four years where TV hosts can completely stereotype people by race and gender without an issue.

 
Henry Ford said:
Hey, anyone seen Tim?  Is he curled up in a ball in a white pantsuit somewhere?
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And I-I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry. But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler.....And, oh, no, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I'll, I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire.
 

 
Henry Ford said:
Hey, anyone seen Tim?  Is he curled up in a ball in a white pantsuit somewhere?
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No joke -- tim actually gave us all a heads-up on his election-night plans a week ago so we would know not to expect him.  I forget the details, but he's off someplace, probably at a co-ed baby shower or something equally preposterous.  

 
Chaos Commish said:
That's about the nicest description I've ever heard of that place. 
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I have fond memories of WV.  

Some random innernet hookup led to me going to some random hotel about 40 min from Morgantown to spend a weekend with some (very hot and 19 year old) ska... woman.     Super hot latina chick.  I actually started by chatting with her sister. Who was like this girl, if she ate four of herself. How I transitioned from the fat sister to the hot young chick I still don't know.  Anyhoo...

One night we drove into some college dance club in Morgantown (this place was like 15 years behind the times, and this was already 10-15 years ago). She wore a sequin tube top.  As a micro skirt.  

I literally got high fives from guys in the club when they were checking her out as we were walking around and then realized she was with me as I walked right behind.  Good times.

 
Prayers to Azusa and anyone in harms way but it won't impact the California HRC folks. Now if Trump somehow by a miracle of God took California...it's too far fetched to even finish the thought. 

Hope folks find him quick and put him down.

 
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If Trump takes Florida the folks on TV are gonna have a different tune.

still think by 9ish we will be fitting HRC for her indictment I mean inauguration dress...

 
Gary Johnson playing spoiler in Florida 

He has 13% of the votes in Florida.

 
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