Christmas fails (1 Viewer)

[Binky The Doormat]

My whole family went to Florida this year over Christmas and didn't ask us to go.

Very quiet Chrstmas

How about a little backstory on that? Sounds interesting.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

My whole family went to Florida this year over Christmas and didn't ask us to go.

Very quiet Chrstmas

How about a little backstory on that? Sounds interesting.

I agree. Did your deoderant stop working?

 

[Capella]

Cant even tell a funny story without some people jumping down your throat on these boards.

Oh please. Nobody is jumping down your throat. You said you bought some cheap crap, your son openly wondered wtf it was and then you tried to defend the cheap crap to us. What did you want us to say, LOL good job?

It's a funny story but it's even funnier how you defend it.

 

[shadyridr]

Doctor asks my son what he got from Santa. Son replies Santa got him a big real lego set and daddy got me fake legos from China.

 

[Billy Bats]

Trying to put up a basketball net was a major Christmas fail. 4 hours later (box excitedly states: "put together in under 2 hours!!!!") ####### thing is lopsided all over the place. I want to meet the jerkoff who put every nut and bolt in every impossible location imaginable and punch him repeatedly until he stops breathing.

 

[Capella]

Doctor asks my son what he got from Santa. Son replies Santa got him a big real lego set and daddy got me fake legos from China.

 

[Tom Servo]

Doctor asks my son what he got from Santa. Son replies Santa got him a big real lego set and daddy got me fake legos from China.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Trying to put up a basketball net was a major Christmas fail. 4 hours later (box excitedly states: "put together in under 2 hours!!!!") ####### thing is lopsided all over the place. I want to meet the jerkoff who put every nut and bolt in every impossible location imaginable and punch him repeatedly until he stops breathing.

All that for a net?

 

[Scoresman]

When I was a kid, I would ask for video games for xmas. I found the place where they'd always hide gifts and my parents didnt know one game from the next so I would open all the game boxes, take the cartridges out, replace them with old games I had and I'd be playing my new games the weekend after Thanksgiving with nobody ever knowing the wiser. I guess that's a fail on my parents.

 

[jamny]

When I was a kid, I would ask for video games for xmas. I found the place where they'd always hide gifts and my parents didnt know one game from the next so I would open all the game boxes, take the cartridges out, replace them with old games I had and I'd be playing my new games the weekend after Thanksgiving with nobody ever knowing the wiser. I guess that's a fail on my parents.

 

[BRONG]

Yeah, I like that last story. Tell us Scoresman, how would you react when you opened your Xmas gifts that you had been playing with for a month?

 

[Scoresman]

Yeah, I like that last story. Tell us Scoresman, how would you react when you opened your Xmas gifts that you had been playing with for a month?

I got really good at acting surprised and excited. Most of the time I had already beaten the game by the time I opened it on Xmas morning.

 

[Billy Bats]

Trying to put up a basketball net was a major Christmas fail. 4 hours later (box excitedly states: "put together in under 2 hours!!!!") ####### thing is lopsided all over the place. I want to meet the jerkoff who put every nut and bolt in every impossible location imaginable and punch him repeatedly until he stops breathing.

All that for a net?

Not just a net! It was the whole setup, the one with the base you fill with sand/water with pole and backboard. Directions itself said two adults needed and I was flying solo. Jr doesn't count since he doesn't know what a wrench looks like. I dug a hole and concreted a pole and backboard faster as a teenager.

 

[SWC]

Doctor asks my son what he got from Santa. Son replies Santa got him a big real lego set and daddy got me fake legos from China.

oh man shady that is funny sorry brohan but that is good you got to admit that one but hey you did good dad you tried hard and got him something that is hard to get so a plus on the effort bromigo but man that is funny that your kid is busting your chops take that to the bank

 

[GTBilly]

Trying to put up a basketball net was a major Christmas fail. 4 hours later (box excitedly states: "put together in under 2 hours!!!!") ####### thing is lopsided all over the place. I want to meet the jerkoff who put every nut and bolt in every impossible location imaginable and punch him repeatedly until he stops breathing.

All that for a net?

Reminds me of that roller coaster set that was supposedly able to be put together in under an hour and it took four legitimate rocket scientists 4 hours.