C'mon parents....stopped with the EFFed up names.. (1 Viewer)

[Mister CIA]

Great job, Oralee's parents.

 

[[scooter]]

Great job, Oralee's parents.

I had a great-great aunt who was named Ora Lee. It wasn't an uncommon name back then.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found out that a family friend is going to name her yet-to-be-born son Parks.

I hope his middle name is Rec.

 

[MattFancy]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

OH BULL ####

 

[MattFancy]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

OH BULL ####

That was his name. Parents were African, like straight from Africa. Didn't speak a whole of English.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

OH BULL ####

That was his name. Parents were African, like straight from Africa. Didn't speak a whole of English.

Well that's proof enough I guess.

 

[MattFancy]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

OH BULL ####

That was his name. Parents were African, like straight from Africa. Didn't speak a whole of English.

Well that's proof enough I guess.

I mean I don't know what else to say. I was in like 2nd or 3rd grade. We didn't have yearbooks.

 

[Zow]

Timely bump here. I'm currently drafting a pleading that causes me to type out a name that is spelled funny a few dozen times. Of course, my autocorrect finds the spelling so ridiculous that it immediately autocorrects. I'm about to send a separate bill to this person's parents for the wasted time of having to constantly fix the autocorrect.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

OH BULL ####

That was his name. Parents were African, like straight from Africa. Didn't speak a whole of English.

Well that's proof enough I guess.

I mean I don't know what else to say. I was in like 2nd or 3rd grade. We didn't have yearbooks.

Dude, come on. http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp

 

[General Malaise]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

OH BULL ####

That was his name. Parents were African, like straight from Africa. Didn't speak a whole of English.

Well that's proof enough I guess.

I mean I don't know what else to say. I was in like 2nd or 3rd grade. We didn't have yearbooks.

Dude, come on. http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp

OHHHHHH

 

[MattFancy]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

OH BULL ####

That was his name. Parents were African, like straight from Africa. Didn't speak a whole of English.

Well that's proof enough I guess.

I mean I don't know what else to say. I was in like 2nd or 3rd grade. We didn't have yearbooks.

Dude, come on. http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp

Well I'll be damn

 

[MattFancy]

Honestly had never seen that Snopes thing. I'm embarassed. Damn it. So gullible.

 

[El Floppo]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

There was a bar in NYC a looong time ago with that name. first non-smoking bar in the city, IIRC.

 

[arrow1]

Know a guy who named his two boys Kaliber and Remington.....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Know a guy who named his two boys Kaliber and Remington.....

Ted Nugent?

 

[El Floppo]

just remembered I went to college with Happy Ho.

she was really good at tennis.

may or may not be a euphemism.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

just remembered I went to college with Happy Ho.

she was really good at tennis.

may or may not be a euphemism.

One of my student's had a dad whose name was Phat Ho.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

just remembered I went to college with Happy Ho.

she was really good at tennis.

may or may not be a euphemism.

One of my student's had a dad whose name was Phat Ho.

Did he have another daughter named Dat?

 

[El Floppo]

just remembered I went to college with Happy Ho.

she was really good at tennis.

may or may not be a euphemism.

One of my student's had a dad whose name was Phat Ho.

Did he have another daughter named Dat?

middle name?

first name...

Tap

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

just remembered I went to college with Happy Ho.

she was really good at tennis.

may or may not be a euphemism.

One of my student's had a dad whose name was Phat Ho.

Did he have another daughter named Dat?

Nah. Her name was like Veronica or something.

 

[Spike]

How about Cam Newton's newborn son.

"Chosen"

 

[Hov34]

How about Cam Newton's newborn son.

"Chosen"

##### chills

 

[Jayrod]

2 best players on a team I reffed a couple of nights ago:

Kaycee

Laurnae

 

[Kanil]

Timely bump here. I'm currently drafting a pleading that causes me to type out a name that is spelled funny a few dozen times. Of course, my autocorrect finds the spelling so ridiculous that it immediately autocorrects. I'm about to send a separate bill to this person's parents for the wasted time of having to constantly fix the autocorrect.

Right click and add to dictionary, man. Cmon!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

2 best players on a team I reffed a couple of nights ago:

Kaycee

Laurnae

"Lor-nay"?

 

[Jayrod]

2 best players on a team I reffed a couple of nights ago:

Kaycee

Laurnae

"Lor-nay"?

yup

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Know a guy who named his two boys Kaliber and Remington.....

Big Obama supporter, I'm assuming?

 

[Green and Gold]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

Why do you hate your son?

 

[bakes]

Found out that a family friend is going to name her yet-to-be-born son Parks.

I hope his sister's name is Rec.

Ftfy

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I don't know if I've mentioned this here before but my cousins name is Joseph King.

 

[Joe Summer]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

OH BULL ####

Nosmo King

 

[bakes]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

No offense but...the hell?

 

[Hov34]

Haven't contributed to this thread in a while. Here are the Kindergartners and 1st graders that stuck out. (I didn't even go with "quirky" spellings of established names.)

Girls:

Jovie (yes from Elf)

Aurina

Keeley

Kinsley

Willow

Graciela

Averyona

Arllentia

Boys:

Sanle'

Lochlan

Rinks

Ave'ion

Olaff (poor *******, thanks a lot Frozen)

 

[sho nuff]

Olaff seems better than those other boy names.

 

[Joe Summer]

Averyona

Is that Italian for "Everyone"?

 

[Zow]

Know a guy who named his two boys Kaliber and Remington.....

Came across a child with the name "Dexter Morgan" not that long ago.

ETA: That's not his full name. "Dexter Morgan" is his first and middle name. So totally intentional.

 

[Zow]

Haven't contributed to this thread in a while. Here are the Kindergartners and 1st graders that stuck out. (I didn't even go with "quirky" spellings of established names.)

Girls:

Jovie (yes from Elf)

Aurina

Keeley

Kinsley

Willow

Graciela

Averyona

Arllentia

Boys:

Sanle'

Lochlan

Rinks

Ave'ion

Olaff (poor *******, thanks a lot Frozen)

Did Frozen come out 5 or more years ago?

 

[matttyl]

My boy was born this past July - but had to spend his first 6 days in the nursery of the hospital. The Mrs. and I were there for maybe 12-16 hours a day so we got to know the nurses very well. While they couldn't tell us the names of the other babies there at the same time, they could tell us the names of prior patients.

Two of my favorites:

Boy - Truck

Girl - Gem

 

[Hov34]

Haven't contributed to this thread in a while. Here are the Kindergartners and 1st graders that stuck out. (I didn't even go with "quirky" spellings of established names.)

Girls:

Jovie (yes from Elf)

Aurina

Keeley

Kinsley

Willow

Graciela

Averyona

Arllentia

Boys:

Sanle'

Lochlan

Rinks

Ave'ion

Olaff (poor *******, thanks a lot Frozen)

Did Frozen come out 5 or more years ago?

Nice job inspector clouseau.

What I was saying was, that thanks to Frozen this kid will get teased for the rest of his elementary days.

 

[saintsfan]

We named my second child Carlie. My wife liked the "ie" at the end. I didn't, but let her have her way because she wanted it to start with a K and I wanted it to start with a C.

I didn't see a real issue with the spelling until somebody on this board pointed out that Car-Lie could be used to make fun of her by other kids.

Of course, I hardly think Car-Ly is any better and Car-Ley is WAY worse.

 

[El Floppo]

Olaff seems better than those other boy names.

lochlan is a pretty traditional name too.

Rinks?

 

[DallasDMac]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

Why? I assume there's a story/history behind it?

 

[El Floppo]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

Why? I assume there's a story/history behind it?

Gimtan was taken

 

[shadyridr]

We named my second child Carlie. My wife liked the "ie" at the end. I didn't, but let her have her way because she wanted it to start with a K and I wanted it to start with a C.

I didn't see a real issue with the spelling until somebody on this board pointed out that Car-Lie could be used to make fun of her by other kids.

Of course, I hardly think Car-Ly is any better and Car-Ley is WAY worse.

wtf?

 

[shadyridr]

My niece was almost named Jovi. We talked her out of it thankfully

 

[DallasDMac]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

Why? I assume there's a story/history behind it?

Anagram of "infant".

I really hope this isn't it. But you have a point.

 

[bakes]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

Why? I assume there's a story/history behind it?

Anagram of "infant".

I really hope this isn't it. But you have a point.

When he turns 3, following that logic, he should change his name to Terdlot.

 

[the moops]

nearly all of these effed up names are better than lame traditional names like Steven, or Gary, or Maurile