C'mon parents....stopped with the EFFed up names.. (1 Viewer)

[mr. furley]

kids love hot cheetos

SIEGEL: I like them so much. They're my favorite. When I eat Hot Cheetos, I get crazy.

SIEGEL: I just love Hot Cheetos. I love them so much.

BURBANK: ####on Taylor (ph), Olivia Thomas, David Isaiah and others are huddled around a picnic table on the Jackson playground. They say they love the spiciness, the crunch, the illicit nature of the snacks, even the red powder that invariably ends up all over them and their clothes.

What's going on with your pants here?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

kids love hot cheetos

SIEGEL: I like them so much. They're my favorite. When I eat Hot Cheetos, I get crazy.

SIEGEL: I just love Hot Cheetos. I love them so much.

BURBANK: ####on Taylor (ph), Olivia Thomas, David Isaiah and others are huddled around a picnic table on the Jackson playground. They say they love the spiciness, the crunch, the illicit nature of the snacks, even the red powder that invariably ends up all over them and their clothes.

What's going on with your pants here?

I can't wait for Captain Trips.

 

[Glass Joe]

A woman at work has a new grandson named Huxley. Unique and not terrible I guess. Plus a cool nickname option with Hux? What say you?

Awful. Unique != good.

 

[Mr. Mojo]

A woman at work has a new grandson named Huxley. Unique and not terrible I guess. Plus a cool nickname option with Hux? What say you?

The next one will be Aldous and the third will be Bravenewworld

 

[McGarnicle]

New neighbors across the street have two kids, Tucker & Quinoa.  

 

[Mr. Ected]

New neighbors across the street have two kids, Tucker & Quinoa.  

Kid in my elementary school was nicknamed Tucker, but was named Thomas. That's OK, but officially naming that, no.

 

[McGarnicle]

Kid in my elementary school was nicknamed Tucker, but was named Thomas. That's OK, but officially naming that, no.

Tucker sounds like John or Steve compared to ####### Quinoa. 

 

[mr. furley]

there are fraternal twins in my kid's 1st grade class

Gabriel and Gabriela

WHY U DO DIS?????????????????????????????

 

[EYLive]

Kids in my daughter's kindergarten class include -

Talon, Bohdi, Wynne, Tripp, Oz, Cortland, Marshall, Hayden, Gavin, Sim, Cheyenne

Good lord

I like Marshall, but only for a boy.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Lotus.

It's a boy.

Arinn. Like it needed another freaking spelling. 

 

[KarmaPolice]

Lotus.

It's a boy.

Arinn. Like it needed another freaking spelling. 

I can kinda get the odd names, but I just don't understand all the dumb spellings of normal names. 

 

[Josie Maran]

Quinoa? FREAKING QUINOA?!?!?!

 

[Mister CIA]

Quinoa? FREAKING QUINOA?!?!?!

How you doin?

 

[Josie Maran]

How you doin?

Literally LOL'd on that one.  Nice.

 

[DallasDMac]

How you doin?

So you're sayin' you think it's o'tay!

 

[lakerstan]

God I can't wait for the next plague.

I missed this the first go around.  I laughed so hard, snot came out of my nose.

Snot....there is a good name.

"Little Snot and I went to the ballgame Saturday"

 

[Plainfield John]

When I went to McDonalds last week, my order was taken by Shamiracle.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Dallas Creamer

That is the best porn name ever.

 

[RokNRole]

When I went to McDonalds last week, my order was taken by Shamiracle.

Will be a miracle if they get a job anywhere other than McDonalds

 

[D in the D]

When I went to McDonalds last week, my order was taken by Shamiracle.

I think that's her last name.  First name is Miracle.  Related to God Shamgod

 

[Thorn]

Highlights from Inside Lacrosse's 2018 All-Name Team

MEN:
Quinn Commandant
IV Stucker
Sky Dupree
Taggart Eymer
Dallas Creamer
Corson Kealey
Kadin Kightlinger
Whitten McCune
Conn Curry
Gaige Barber
Gab Goncalves
Gib Versfeld

WOMEN:
Dempsey Arsenault
Harlowe Steele
Holliston Wagner
Lizabanks Campagna
Bizzy Blanding
Caton Brisbin
Oralee Hespenheide
Gussie Johns
Bryar Cummings
Journey Fischbeck

WTF

 

[El Floppo]

WTF

goodposting.

pronounced... four? iv? I. V. ?

 

[El Floppo]

That is the best porn name ever.

I think Oralee has a shot 

make a nice couple.

kids would be creamer-hespenheides

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

goodposting.

pronounced... four? iv? I. V. ?

Ivy IMO

 

[El Floppo]

Ivy IMO

oh- right. that makes "sense".

 

[NeverEnough]

My sister in law has decided on:

Choral or Elle for a girl.

Ty for a boy.

Let's hope it's a boy.

I like Elle. Choral is dumb as hell. Ty, well I dated a girl named Tyler.

 

[Keerock]

Ivy IMO

Yeah from his youtube vids, this seems to be correct.

His friends call him 4

 

[El Floppo]

goodposting.

pronounced... four? iv? I. V. ?

His friends call him 4

oh sure, now it's likeable.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Ivy IMO

Yeah from his youtube vids, this seems to be correct.

His friends call him 4

That's NUTS

 

[Van Dyman]

Oralee sucks.

 

[D in the D]

I think Oralee has a shot 

Younger sister Ana Lee ?

 

[NeverEnough]

Younger sister Ana Lee ?

https://youtu.be/gSU6YRt3rgI

 

[Thorn]

Younger sister Ana Lee ?

My link

 

[trident]

Kim Kard-###-ian and Kanye has named their third kid.

To go with daughter North and son Saint, they name their daughter.

Chicago West

 

[Godsbrother]

A friend's daughter just had a baby and named her Lennon  

 

[El Floppo]

A friend's daughter just had a baby and named her Lennon  

I like it tbh.

but feel like there were a bunch of kids with rock star names for a bit... Bowie and Iggy in particular- Lennon fits there.

 

[Godsbrother]

I like it tbh.

but feel like there were a bunch of kids with rock star names for a bit... Bowie and Iggy in particular- Lennon fits there.

Apparently she named it not after John Lennon but some character on a TV show.  Either way I am not a fan but they didn't ask me (I would have suggested Yoko or Ringo)

 

[El Floppo]

Apparently she named it not after John Lennon but some character on a TV show.  Either way I am not a fan but they didn't ask me (I would have suggested Yoko or Ringo)

ok, now I hate it.

 

[mr. furley]

went to my sister's cheer competition on saturday. kids all over the place with their names patched on their sweatshirts, backpacks, etc.

it was a horror show

there was a kid named "Dyyllon"

 

[El Floppo]

went to my sister's cheer competition on saturday. kids all over the place with their names patched on their sweatshirts, backpacks, etc.

it was a horror show

there was a kid named "Dyyllon"

the kid's going to spit hot fire

 

[Johnny Rock]

Serena Williams named her daughter Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr.

DAUGHTER!

 

[mr. furley]

Serena Williams named her daughter Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr.

DAUGHTER!

isn't the dad Alex?

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Serena Williams named her daughter Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr.

DAUGHTER!

Alexis and Olympia are girl's names.  What's the problem?

 

[elguapo07]

When I went to McDonalds last week, my order was taken by Shamiracle.

They are bringing Shamrock shakes back!

 

[Raging weasel]

Alexis and Olympia are girl's names.  What's the problem?

Probably the Jr part. Never see that with girls.

 

[NeverEnough]

My friend named his son Reidan. All I can think of is the Mortal Kombat character Raiden.

 

[Hov34]

A friend's daughter just had a baby and named her Lennon  

I like it tbh.

but feel like there were a bunch of kids with rock star names for a bit... Bowie and Iggy in particular- Lennon fits there.

Have a boy here named Jagger

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Probably the Jr part. Never see that with girls.

It's only a "junior" if the name is exactly the same as the senior part.  WTF?

 

[Hector Salamanca]

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

Banana rama fo fama.