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Deadly Animal Draft (1 Viewer)
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FINGERMONKEY!!
Footballguy
HERE'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, BONEHEAD: A FINGER MONKEY WAS DRAFTED 1.8!!!
cosjobs
Footballguy
By proxy, Court Jester selects:
Summatran Orangutan
Orangutans breed more slowly than any other primate, the female producing a baby on average once every 7-8 years. This makes the population extra-vulnerable to loss and accelerates the decline in numbers.
Summatran Orangutan
Orangutans breed more slowly than any other primate, the female producing a baby on average once every 7-8 years. This makes the population extra-vulnerable to loss and accelerates the decline in numbers.
PoolShark
Footballguy
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Seriously...I'd like to know if anybody has seen the Harpy footage.I've watched a lot of these shows, and it was one of the more incredible sights I've seen. It made you feel bad for the sloth.Been trying to post that DUI pick of the nasty country, redhead I have as my team logo....couldn't figure it out.pics ?Forget the fact that I declined an earlier offer as a GM here...Anybody see the footage of the Harpy Eagle snatching a full-grown sloth out of the tree-tops?The sloth was so heavy that the eagle dropped down dramatically while trying to get lift. However, the predator prevails, flying off with its prize.The sloth can be seen reaching, slowly, for anything to grab, while the talons of the Harpy remain firmly entrenched in its chest.
What a trip, to see.It was said to be the only such footage. Harpy...nice pickup.
My role as a sideline reporter to you all -- offering expert insight on beasts such as the Harpy and Orca -- will be suspended, unless I get some ### #### feedback now and again!
:considersfreeagentmarketforGMpositionagain:
Anybody see it? 
cosjobs
Footballguy
No, but I find it hard to sympathize with one of the seven deadly sins.Seriously...I'd like to know if anybody has seen the Harpy footage.I've watched a lot of these shows, and it was one of the more incredible sights I've seen. It made you feel bad for the sloth.Been trying to post that DUI pick of the nasty country, redhead I have as my team logo....couldn't figure it out.pics ?Forget the fact that I declined an earlier offer as a GM here...Anybody see the footage of the Harpy Eagle snatching a full-grown sloth out of the tree-tops?
randall146
Footballguy
Yeah, when you get to the "real world", you'll wish you had spent more time goofing around with strangers picking dangerous animals.
TLEF316
Footballguy
again, sorry for the delay. ill take the cheetah
super speed and agility, good killing power. i thought about taking a more powerful animal here, but im pretty sure one of my offensive linemen will fall to me later. as far as dissing my rhino goes, im pretty sure he'd fight if something dangerous attacked it. im pretty sure that is what 14ft wild animals with horns do. back to studying. keep it rolling
super speed and agility, good killing power. i thought about taking a more powerful animal here, but im pretty sure one of my offensive linemen will fall to me later. as far as dissing my rhino goes, im pretty sure he'd fight if something dangerous attacked it. im pretty sure that is what 14ft wild animals with horns do. back to studying. keep it rolling
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
No, but I find it hard to sympathize with one of the seven deadly sins.Seriously...I'd like to know if anybody has seen the Harpy footage.I've watched a lot of these shows, and it was one of the more incredible sights I've seen. It made you feel bad for the sloth.Been trying to post that DUI pick of the nasty country, redhead I have as my team logo....couldn't figure it out.pics ?Forget the fact that I declined an earlier offer as a GM here...Anybody see the footage of the Harpy Eagle snatching a full-grown sloth out of the tree-tops?
Courtjester
The Town Drunk
Thanks for making my Orang pick for me. Smart, strong and can drop rocks on rhino's from the treetops.Heh heh heh heh......
CaptainHucklebuck
Ancient Chinese Secret
Uh oh. Can I go looking?
CaptainHucklebuck
Ancient Chinese Secret
He seemed to really want a cat. I give you the world's smallest cat - The Blue Point Himalayan.
Completely useless, and as a bonus it looks really upset about something (that last pick, perhaps?)
Completely useless, and as a bonus it looks really upset about something (that last pick, perhaps?)
cosjobs
Footballguy
The term "seven deadly sins" dates back to the middle ages. It refers to seven sins that were thought to lead to eternal damnation. The seven sins include: pride, greed, lust, anger, gluttony, envy, and sloth.No, but I find it hard to sympathize with one of the seven deadly sins.Seriously...I'd like to know if anybody has seen the Harpy footage.I've watched a lot of these shows, and it was one of the more incredible sights I've seen. It made you feel bad for the sloth.Been trying to post that DUI pick of the nasty country, redhead I have as my team logo....couldn't figure it out.pics ?Forget the fact that I declined an earlier offer as a GM here...Anybody see the footage of the Harpy Eagle snatching a full-grown sloth out of the tree-tops?
The sloth was so heavy that the eagle dropped down dramatically while trying to get lift. However, the predator prevails, flying off with its prize.
The sloth can be seen reaching, slowly, for anything to grab, while the talons of the Harpy remain firmly entrenched in its chest.
It was said to be the only such footage.
Harpy...nice pickup.
:considersfreeagentmarketforGMpositionagain:
All I know is deadly beasts.
Anybody see it?
PoolShark
Footballguy
sloth = a sinNo, but I find it hard to sympathize with one of the seven deadly sins.Seriously...I'd like to know if anybody has seen the Harpy footage.I've watched a lot of these shows, and it was one of the more incredible sights I've seen. It made you feel bad for the sloth.Been trying to post that DUI pick of the nasty country, redhead I have as my team logo....couldn't figure it out.pics ?Forget the fact that I declined an earlier offer as a GM here...Anybody see the footage of the Harpy Eagle snatching a full-grown sloth out of the tree-tops?
CaptainHucklebuck
Ancient Chinese Secret
Oh my. I think we may have a developmentally disabled tiny fluffy kitten on our hands.
I'll try to help bagger out with some PR for his pick. This should win over the voters."The fossa is capable of explosive speed," Dollar says. The attack, he adds, must be straightforward in the extreme: "Wham! Face first, head bite, then front claws slashing the stomach and eviscerating. Puncturing the cranium and crushing the jawline in one bite. Front claws opening the body cavity." Given the chance, Dollar says, a fossa will "eat anything with a heartbeat: lemurs, reptiles, chickens, fish, wild pigs."
CaptainHucklebuck
Ancient Chinese Secret
Just so everyone knows, the smallest ever was 2.5 inches tall and 7.5 inches long. Easily taken by a plaster-aided finger monkey.Edited to add kitten pictures
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JZilla
Footballguy
Noodlefish takes the chimpanzee, Pan troglodyte
linkage (many different links at that page).
Chimps are decent size, decent speed, and most notably known to pull out the tools. An angry chimpanzee ain't nothin to phuq wit'.
linkage (many different links at that page).
Chimps are decent size, decent speed, and most notably known to pull out the tools. An angry chimpanzee ain't nothin to phuq wit'.
cosjobs
Footballguy
By proxy, rover picks:
Indian Grey Mongoose. Biggest and baddest of the mongoose, this is the one you want--the cobra killer.
With all the poisonous snakes on the board, this guy's my specialist, and quick enough to avoid being squished by big beasts.
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Not too early for a defensive specialist...
Indian Grey Mongoose. Biggest and baddest of the mongoose, this is the one you want--the cobra killer.
With all the poisonous snakes on the board, this guy's my specialist, and quick enough to avoid being squished by big beasts.
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Not too early for a defensive specialist...
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CaptainHucklebuck
Ancient Chinese Secret
Damn.
randall146
Footballguy
A little late, but Mrs. Lindsay's First Grade Class had this to say about the Cheetah: "The cheetah is a very fast cat. It can reach a speed of 110 kilometers per hour in seconds. Cheetahs eat meat. They follow their prey. Only 2,400 cheetahs remain in the wild. It is endangered."Mrs. Lindsay's First Grade Class did not weigh in on the Blue Point Himalayan, but said this about the Himalayan's only known enemy: "The monarch butterfly eats nectar from flowers. The butterfly only flies during the day. They can fly up to 20 miles per hour. The butterfly leaves cold weather and flies to a warmer place. This is called migration"
The first really strong purely tactical pick of the draft, imo.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Man, do I have a sleeper...
