Bagger's up with 2 picks. With only the Pygmy Hippo and The Beast From the East Tamara shoring up his land troops I think he needs to go with some size here. While there are no big destructive beasts left, there are a couple Nate Newton's out there that could anchor his line.
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Deadly Animal Draft (1 Viewer)
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randall146
Footballguy
Man commish you sure love Sandbagger.
JAA
cosjobs
Footballguy
Instant Message just in from Sandbagger, he picks:
African Warthog
A 300 lb. plus pig like animal, black or brown in color, with coarse but sparse hair covering body. Its face is long with fleshy warts and protruding tusks.
This is probably the most intelligence of any creature in this draft. Certainly the only one wily enough to commandeer a vehicle while in captivity and risk a daring escape Full Story
African Warthog
A 300 lb. plus pig like animal, black or brown in color, with coarse but sparse hair covering body. Its face is long with fleshy warts and protruding tusks.
This is probably the most intelligence of any creature in this draft. Certainly the only one wily enough to commandeer a vehicle while in captivity and risk a daring escape Full Story
CaptainHucklebuck
Ancient Chinese Secret
You know, I think I'm the only one here who has successfully assessed himself a penalty for no reason. Necrosis-inflamed penis? Hello? We can't talk a little more about this?
randall146
Footballguy
While anesthetized, no less. Nice moves, Warthog.
Although they look fierce, warthogs would rather run than fight. - Just what you'd want for a death match.Warthogs allow birds, such as the yellow hornbills, to eat parasites that live on their bodies. - Great, opponents will use his critter to perch on and mount attacks.
CaptainHucklebuck
Ancient Chinese Secret
Look, don't make fun. It's a DISEASE. There's nothing I can do about it.Although sand's Russian Bride is toast.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Evidently his wart-filled, parasitc skin is a bird magnet, it could proved a mighty distraction to opposing aerial attacks.
Warthogs allow birds, such as the yellow hornbills, to eat parasites that live on their bodies. - Great, opponents will use his critter to perch on and mount attacks.
Gringoloco
Footballguy
The pit bull is a nice pick here IMO. Once it grabs onto to something it will not let go, sometimes even after death. Gotta love that attitude.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
A dog...it's come to this? 
There are more powerful bites than the pitbull, mind you.Do your homework. 
There are more powerful bites than the pitbull, mind you.Do your homework. 
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Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Commish, I'm going to lunch.I have p-mailed you our next master, bloodthirsty predator.Enjoy.(I have spent all morning on this board...a few ff posts...but, mostly picking predators... 
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cosjobs
Footballguy
Pickings are getting slim. Last pick before bird and/or Russian Bride, could be the most crucial in the draft.Current queue:6.7 - Noodlefish 6.8 - the rover 6.9 - NCCommish 6.10 - PoolShark 6.11 - bigjay 6.12 - gorf 6.13 - pgreenfan 6.14 - Captain Hucklebuck 6.15 - Kovax 6.16 - truth 7.1 - truth 7.2 - Kovax 7.3 - Captain Hucklebuck 7.4 - pgreenfan 7.5 - gorf 7.6 - bigjay 7.7 - PoolShark 7.8 - NCCommish 7.9 - the rover 7.10 - Noodlefish 7.11 - TLEF316 7.12 - Sandbagger 7.13 - CourtJester 7.14 - Fast Eddie21 7.15 - The Goat 7.16 - PAO TEAM NOODLEFISH IS ON THE CLOCKCommish, I'm going to lunch.I have p-mailed you our next master, bloodthirsty predator.Enjoy.(I have spent all morning on this board...a few ff posts...but, mostly picking predators...
JZilla
Footballguy
Noodlefish takes the Gaboon viper.
They are poisonous and deadly and they have two large venom glands. The venom is a powerful haemotoxin (destroys blood cells and vessels) and its venemous bite can kill a full grown human within 15 minutes or quicker. It is important to note however, that very few people have ever been killed by this beautiful snake.
Gaboon Vipers can reach an average length of 1.2 meters, but they have been found as long as 2.2 meters. These animals will weigh about 7 to 10 kg. Their head approximately 125 mm (5 inches) big and fangs almost 55 mm (2 inches). This gives it the longest fangs of any snake in the world. This snake has fangs that fold back against the roof of the mouth. It grips onto its prey until the animal is dead. It then swallows its food whole and can gulp animals as big as Rabbits. With age this viper grows a pair of large rostral horns. When threatened this snake makes a hissing sound while staying motionless.
The Gaboon Viper is the largest of the vipers and is one of three members of the African Giant vipers group. This group includes the Puffadder Bitis arietans, Gaboon Viper Bitis Gabonica, and the Rhinoceros viper Bitis nasicornis. East African Gaboons are smaller than their West African counterparts.
Look out.
They are poisonous and deadly and they have two large venom glands. The venom is a powerful haemotoxin (destroys blood cells and vessels) and its venemous bite can kill a full grown human within 15 minutes or quicker. It is important to note however, that very few people have ever been killed by this beautiful snake.
Gaboon Vipers can reach an average length of 1.2 meters, but they have been found as long as 2.2 meters. These animals will weigh about 7 to 10 kg. Their head approximately 125 mm (5 inches) big and fangs almost 55 mm (2 inches). This gives it the longest fangs of any snake in the world. This snake has fangs that fold back against the roof of the mouth. It grips onto its prey until the animal is dead. It then swallows its food whole and can gulp animals as big as Rabbits. With age this viper grows a pair of large rostral horns. When threatened this snake makes a hissing sound while staying motionless.
The Gaboon Viper is the largest of the vipers and is one of three members of the African Giant vipers group. This group includes the Puffadder Bitis arietans, Gaboon Viper Bitis Gabonica, and the Rhinoceros viper Bitis nasicornis. East African Gaboons are smaller than their West African counterparts.
Look out.
PAO
Footballguy
I think venom and poison are too overrated. Even when humans get bit from the oh so poisonous snakes, they don't die right away, they have time to wander over to a hospital and get anti-venom. And the ones who do die live in the third world and don't have access to medicine and die in the beds, well after getting bit.Bite my Kodiak as much as you want. he'll just pick up the snake, rip off its head and use the lifeless body of the snake as a whip to lay a beating down on the other pathetic animals.The Kodiak could die from the bite, but that would be hours after the match was over, making the poison moot.
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JAA
Footballguy
The Kovax family realizes that snakes, while nice to think about having 'poison', bear no real threat to some of the most ferocious and visous animals on the planet. What is a snake going to do when an elephant goes running all over like a steam roller over small pieces of rock ... answer: Not even noticeJAA
JZilla
Footballguy
Personally, in this type of combat I see a snake as a likely ###-for-tat pick. The snake is going to get its teeth on somebody, but is likely to get crushed in the process. It's a vicious game we play, gentlemen. The thing is, when your 6th round snake takes out a first-round mammal, you're already ahead.
CaptainHucklebuck
Ancient Chinese Secret
Please, you'd have to have six poisonous snakes to kill Tatiana.
