Do you let your dogs see you nude? (1 Viewer)

[belljr]

Pretty straight forward.   Is this something you even think about?    

 

[Foosball God]

I see him nude, so I figure it's fair game

 

[ChiefD]

what joke do i want here? thinking....thinking.....thinking.......

Peanut butter?

 

[belljr]

I see him nude, so I figure it's fair game

YOU SICK *******

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Our dog has seen some ####. 
 

 

[bro1ncos]

Let my dogs??

They do whatever they want to do irregardless of my commands or wishes.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

No.  I think it's sexier to preserve a little mystery.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I have no dog, so I have no dog in this fight.

 

[Godsbrother]

When I was younger I dated a lot of dogs but none were interested in seeing me naked. 

 

[joffer]

at this point he looks the other way

 

[NutterButter]

I think about it even less than I think about safety ratings when buying a new car.

 

[jobarules]

I dont have a dog but I do have a bearded dragon and he sees me get changed all the time. He always gives me a disgusted side eye but that is his normal look.

 

[Captain Cranks]

Hell, I've gotten to the point where I don't bother moving them off my leg when I rub one out. They exhibit about 5 seconds of curiosity before going back to sleep. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Hell, I've gotten to the point where I don't bother moving them off my leg when I rub one out. They exhibit about 5 seconds of curiosity before going back to sleep. 

User name checks out.

 

[Tom Servo]

This is a @Scoresmantype of question, to be honest.

 

[Zow]

Wat

 

[belljr]

Wat

WHEN YOU GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM DO YOU CARE IF YOUR DOG WATCHES YOU

 

[AAABatteries]

I have a couple ban-worthy jokes that I’ll pass on.

Yes.

 

[Zegras11]

I watch her pee all the time, only fair that she do the same. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

When I was younger I dated a lot of dogs but none were interested in seeing me naked. 

woof

 

[Scoresman]

I used to but all she wanted to do was smell my ### and that's a reserved privilege.  

 

[wikkidpissah]

i had a lady friend once who insisted her dogs be allowed in the room while we were intimate. i was working graveyard shift and she was the only wimmens who was open to 8AM booty calls, so..... and her dogs could not have been more different. one was a tiny ratdog wirehaired chiuahua or sumn and the other was some kind of drooly hound over 3 feet tall. the little one would look for gaps and snuggle and nuzzle and jump on my balls and such and the big'n would stand over the festivities and appear to occasionaly approve of the stroke i had goin on. but a booty call's a booty call....

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[Zow]

WHEN YOU GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM DO YOU CARE IF YOUR DOG WATCHES YOU

"Why, I never even thought to think about it..."

 

[Zow]

i had a lady friend once who insisted her dogs be in the room while we were intimate. i was working graveyard shift and she was the only wimmens who was open to 8AM booty calls, so..... and her dogs could not have been more different. one was a tiny ratdog wirehaired chiuahua or sumn and the other was some kind of drooly hound over 3 feet tall. the little one would look for gaps and snuggle and nuzzle and jump on my balls and such and the big'n would stand over the festivities and appear to occasionaly approve of the stroke i had goin on. but a booty call's a booty call....

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Wat

 

[wikkidpissah]

Wat

i may have put that badly. she insisted that no door be closed against her puppies and they always came in. i got used to it and the pets got most of the post-coital cuddle time, so i call it a draw

 

[Mjolnirs]

My dogs are outside dogs, so if they do, so do the neighbors.

 

[Zow]

i may have put that badly. she insisted that no door be closed against her puppies and they always came in. i got used to it and the pets got most of the post-coital cuddle time, so i call it a draw

Ah. That seems less, well, crazy. 

 

[Chris B.]

"Let"? I insist.

 

[flapgreen]

i had a lady friend once who insisted her dogs be allowed in the room while we were intimate. i was working graveyard shift and she was the only wimmens who was open to 8AM booty calls, so..... and her dogs could not have been more different. one was a tiny ratdog wirehaired chiuahua or sumn and the other was some kind of drooly hound over 3 feet tall. the little one would look for gaps and snuggle and nuzzle and jump on my balls and such and the big'n would stand over the festivities and appear to occasionaly approve of the stroke i had goin on. but a booty call's a booty call....

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Damn

 

[AAABatteries]

i had a lady friend once who insisted her dogs be allowed in the room while we were intimate. i was working graveyard shift and she was the only wimmens who was open to 8AM booty calls, so..... and her dogs could not have been more different. one was a tiny ratdog wirehaired chiuahua or sumn and the other was some kind of drooly hound over 3 feet tall. the little one would look for gaps and snuggle and nuzzle and jump on my balls and such and the big'n would stand over the festivities and appear to occasionaly approve of the stroke i had goin on. but a booty call's a booty call....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXUMjd1eqGc&t=230s

 

[belljr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXUMjd1eqGc&t=230s

Don't even need to click this

 

[E Street Brat]

Pretty straight forward.   Is this something you even think about?    

My dog. Never. Your dog has seen me plenty of times. 

 

[belljr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXUMjd1eqGc&t=230s

And this 

https://youtu.be/M4MO99atdPg

Nsfw

 

[belljr]

My dog. Never. Your dog has seen me plenty of times. 

I taught your dog that thing you like?

 

[Chadstroma]

What level of narcissism do you have to hit to even think your dogs care either way? 

 

[E Street Brat]

I taught your dog that thing you like?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Do dogs watch us having sex think "you two are doing that all wrong"?

 

[heckmanm]

I have no problem with it but I do take away their smartphones before I disrobe.  Don't want pics to end up on SnapBark or Woofer

 

[Captain Cranks]

Do dogs watch us having sex think "you two are doing that all wrong"?

My dog laughed when I told him we have to get permission.

 

[pollardsvision]

I used to but all she wanted to do was smell my ### and that's a reserved privilege.  

My dog does that. I still walk around naked but I tell him to keep his nose out of my ###.

 

[ShamrockPride]

i may have put that badly. she insisted that no door be closed against her puppies and they always came in. i got used to it and the pets got most of the post-coital cuddle time, so i call it a draw

Nah that sounds like a pure win, my guy.....unless you're the type who liked cuddling your booty calls. Which hey, you do you.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Pretty straight forward.   Is this something you even think about?    

No. But your dog subscribes to my locked Instagram acct.

 

[The General]

Great thread!

 

[nirad3]

Dogs?  Sure.

Cats?  Hell no.  Judgmental little bastards.

 

[The General]

The dog doesn't seem to mind nearly as much as the neighbors. 

 

[-fish-]

I like this thread.  It's weird.   Old-school type of FFA topic.  We need more of this.

 

[-fish-]

I currently don't have a dog.  I have a cat.  The cat gets upset if I close the door when I poop.   She'll sit on the other side of the door and cry and scratch at the door.

 

[wikkidpissah]

hey, you do you.

you dont get to allow that which you cant stop

ETA: woof

 

[Judge Smails]

Anything goes. He seems bored by my performances. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Let my dogs??

They do whatever they want to do irregardless of my commands or wishes.

 come on man ...