Eminence - Real or Shtick? (1 Viewer)

[squistion]

IIRC it had a wicked beat from the Who

I saw that video. I know of two Em videos. Was there a more recent third video?

There are four that I am aware of: 1) Em lobbies unsuccessfully to be named by that other board as this forum's worst poster. 2) Can't remember the content, but Em is wearing his Walgreen's jacket and a tie with a disproportionately oversized Windsor knot. 3) After being perma-banned, Em makes his case to be reinstated arguing that it isn't racist to say blacks aren't as smart as whites because they better athletes. 4) the latest video, which I missed but from msudaisy's brief description Em shared his views on blacks, feminists and gays.

 

[trogg78]

This made me think of Em. It should be titled, "White Male Privilege Squandered on job at Walgreens"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/white-male-privilege-squandered-on-job-at-best-buy,35835/

 

[bushdocda]

Is the last video that was private gone?

I'd never believe it was real if it wasn't for the zany videos.

 

[Rayderr]

IIRC it had a wicked beat from the Who

I saw that video. I know of two Em videos. Was there a more recent third video?

There are four that I am aware of: 1) Em lobbies unsuccessfully to be named by that other board as this forum's worst poster. 2) Can't remember the content, but Em is wearing his Walgreen's jacket and a tie with a disproportionately oversized Windsor knot. 3) After being perma-banned, Em makes his case to be reinstated arguing that it isn't racist to say blacks aren't as smart as whites because they better athletes. 4) the latest video, which I missed but from msudaisy's brief description Em shared his views on blacks, feminists and gays.

That was him saying he doesn't have a gambling problem because he has a gambling problem.

 

[belljr]

I loved 8 mile

 

[MC Gas Money]

I thought he was real at first but recently realized he is FC40doosh

Upset I didnt catch it earlier

 

[TheAristocrat]

This made me think of Em. It should be titled, "White Male Priveledge Squandered on job at Walgreens"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/white-male-privilege-squandered-on-job-at-best-buy,35835/

 

[fantasycurse42]

IIRC it had a wicked beat from the Who

I saw that video. I know of two Em videos. Was there a more recent third video?

There are four that I am aware of: 1) Em lobbies unsuccessfully to be named by that other board as this forum's worst poster. 2) Can't remember the content, but Em is wearing his Walgreen's jacket and a tie with a disproportionately oversized Windsor knot. 3) After being perma-banned, Em makes his case to be reinstated arguing that it isn't racist to say blacks aren't as smart as whites because they better athletes. 4) the latest video, which I missed but from msudaisy's brief description Em shared his views on blacks, feminists and gays.

That was him saying he doesn't have a gambling problem because he has a gambling problem.

I really enjoyed that one

 

[Zow]

Why not both?

I think it started as completely real. He said/did some embarrassing things.

Then saw lots of people thought he was shtickting.

What would you rather be? A clown that people laugh at, or a person people think is a clown? He decided to play it up and embrace the "shtick". I'm quite sure the majority of what he posts he believes and does, but embellishes enough where people have reasonable doubt about how much of a loser he really is.

Yeah this is my take. Heck, it's essentially what I did with the ex stuff from many moons ago.

We ALL went through that phase. Just some more publicly than others.

While I agree with you guys, I do think more of it is real than not. I think most of his stories are rooted in truth, and 90% of what happens is real.

That is 100% what I said...do I need to send you another angry PM?

 

[TheAristocrat]

IIRC it had a wicked beat from the Who

I saw that video. I know of two Em videos. Was there a more recent third video?

There are four that I am aware of: 1) Em lobbies unsuccessfully to be named by that other board as this forum's worst poster. 2) Can't remember the content, but Em is wearing his Walgreen's jacket and a tie with a disproportionately oversized Windsor knot. 3) After being perma-banned, Em makes his case to be reinstated arguing that it isn't racist to say blacks aren't as smart as whites because they better athletes. 4) the latest video, which I missed but from msudaisy's brief description Em shared his views on blacks, feminists and gays.

That was him saying he doesn't have a gambling problem because he has a gambling problem.

I really enjoyed that one

It was so funny to me I had to transcribe it for posterity.

Hello, this is Eminence from FootballGuys.com, and first and foremost, I would like to thank every one of you that follows me on Twitter. I think there’s 11 of you in total right now. So I’m pretty stoked about that. Hopefully I’ll get 20, 25 by the end of next month.



Ummmm.



I guess I should address this whole gambling thing. Some of you think I have a gambling problem and I’m telling you, I don’t. Because here’s why I don’t have a gambling problem. About a month ago, I started with fifty bucks. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Fifty bucks. And I turned that $50, doubled it up by making smart bets, I turned that $50 into $585. Now, if I had the willpower to walk away at that point, everyone would be thinking that I was the man. But I lost it trying to get it to $1000.



So, someone with a gambling problem wouldn’t have been able to turn that $50 into $585. I mean, since then, I’ve lost well over $500. Gambling. But ya see, I only gambled that money because of past production. I turned $50 into $585 and I was one play away from turning $50 into $1000. So, I have absolutely got burned but most importantly if you follow my Twitter, I have enough money to pay for school. I’ll have to liquidate some of my stock portfolio to keep myself above water but, ahhh, besides that things are good.



I’ve hung out with that chick again for the other thread and things are slowly progressing. I’m not going for the bang, ummm, like you guys might like talking about this beating around chicks and banging them. I want to be nice and, ahhh, treat this girl correctly, hang out with her, you know? Maybe, ahhhh, cook her spaghetti or something, I don’t know what girls like. It’s not going to be very hard to impress her.



Ummm, but beyond that, ummm, I plan, I’m moving out of my parent’s house in June. And, ummm, just keep, ahhh, keep an eye out. I think I have some surprises for you guys. Some very, very, very cool surprises. I might be started my own website but you know let’s not let this rumor get outta control and whatnot.



So, smart. This video sucks. I just figured I had to give you some sort of update and, ahhh, Twitter’s kinda limited and, ahhh, there’s a bunch of jagoffs posting at FootballGuys.com. Or at least they wanna be a tough guy because I’m perceived as a troll or some kinda of idiot that you can all make fun of. But guess what? I’m talking to you and you can’t say anything now. And you’re watching my video. So I must be pretty flippin’ cool.



So, that’s all and I’m actually already late for work. There’ll be more videos up here in the future. And I do plan, I definitely do plan on giving you guys Bears training camp updates. So, you might as well get ready to start following this YouTube channel too. Because this is all Eminence, all the time.



Rats off to you.

 

[fantasycurse42]

 

[Peyton Marino]

and ummm, just keep, ahhh, keep an eye out.

 

[trogg78]

This made me think of Em. It should be titled, "White Male Priveledge Squandered on job at Walgreens"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/white-male-privilege-squandered-on-job-at-best-buy,35835/

I'm sorry your eyes had to see that.

 

[McGarnicle]

*you're

 

[Capella]

Is he banned or just working the night shift?

 

[Peyton Marino]

Is he banned or just working the night shift?

he's back. was posting in the baltimore thread earlier, which seems like a solid idea.

 

[Bucky86]

Yeah. The little racist #### head is spreading his hate in the Baltimore thread.

 

[rockaction]

Is he banned or just working the night shift?

he's back. was posting in the baltimore thread earlier, which seems like a solid idea.

 

[Bucky86]

He said he was going to work out. I have video of Em in action.

 

[squistion]

Is he banned or just working the night shift?

I doubt he will ever be perma-banned again. He seems to get way with a lot around here. Perhaps he has compromising pictures sung to this tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I

 

[Andrew74]

IIRC it had a wicked beat from the Who

I saw that video. I know of two Em videos. Was there a more recent third video?

There are four that I am aware of: 1) Em lobbies unsuccessfully to be named by that other board as this forum's worst poster. 2) Can't remember the content, but Em is wearing his Walgreen's jacket and a tie with a disproportionately oversized Windsor knot. 3) After being perma-banned, Em makes his case to be reinstated arguing that it isn't racist to say blacks aren't as smart as whites because they better athletes. 4) the latest video, which I missed but from msudaisy's brief description Em shared his views on blacks, feminists and gays.

That was him saying he doesn't have a gambling problem because he has a gambling problem.

I really enjoyed that one

It was so funny to me I had to transcribe it for posterity.

Hello, this is Eminence from FootballGuys.com, and first and foremost, I would like to thank every one of you that follows me on Twitter. I think theres 11 of you in total right now. So Im pretty stoked about that. Hopefully Ill get 20, 25 by the end of next month.



Ummmm.



I guess I should address this whole gambling thing. Some of you think I have a gambling problem and Im telling you, I dont. Because heres why I dont have a gambling problem. About a month ago, I started with fifty bucks. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Fifty bucks. And I turned that $50, doubled it up by making smart bets, I turned that $50 into $585. Now, if I had the willpower to walk away at that point, everyone would be thinking that I was the man. But I lost it trying to get it to $1000.



So, someone with a gambling problem wouldnt have been able to turn that $50 into $585. I mean, since then, Ive lost well over $500. Gambling. But ya see, I only gambled that money because of past production. I turned $50 into $585 and I was one play away from turning $50 into $1000. So, I have absolutely got burned but most importantly if you follow my Twitter, I have enough money to pay for school. Ill have to liquidate some of my stock portfolio to keep myself above water but, ahhh, besides that things are good.



Ive hung out with that chick again for the other thread and things are slowly progressing. Im not going for the bang, ummm, like you guys might like talking about this beating around chicks and banging them. I want to be nice and, ahhh, treat this girl correctly, hang out with her, you know? Maybe, ahhhh, cook her spaghetti or something, I dont know what girls like. Its not going to be very hard to impress her.



Ummm, but beyond that, ummm, I plan, Im moving out of my parents house in June. And, ummm, just keep, ahhh, keep an eye out. I think I have some surprises for you guys. Some very, very, very cool surprises. I might be started my own website but you know lets not let this rumor get outta control and whatnot.



So, smart. This video sucks. I just figured I had to give you some sort of update and, ahhh, Twitters kinda limited and, ahhh, theres a bunch of jagoffs posting at FootballGuys.com. Or at least they wanna be a tough guy because Im perceived as a troll or some kinda of idiot that you can all make fun of. But guess what? Im talking to you and you cant say anything now. And youre watching my video. So I must be pretty flippin cool.



So, thats all and Im actually already late for work. Therell be more videos up here in the future. And I do plan, I definitely do plan on giving you guys Bears training camp updates. So, you might as well get ready to start following this YouTube channel too. Because this is all Eminence, all the time.



Rats off to you.

I think you deserve a medal for this.

 

[msudaisy26]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

 

[ghostguy123]

Maybe we should have a poll on:

What's worse?

1- Em's schtick

or

2- Everyone feeding into it

"No one is that stupid" is maybe the most incorrect statement ever. There's a whole sea of stupid people out there who would put Em to shame (even if it was real and not schtick).

As someone else said, real or not, it's super pathetic and sad.

 

[jon_mx]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

 

[Rayderr]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Well that's just unacceptable behavior for a payday loan cashier.

 

[Eminence]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

 

[Rayderr]

HARD DELETE!!!!!!

 

[Sinn Fein]

Eminence?

Front....

It's a put-on

How did it take this long to get this post?

 

[msudaisy26]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.

Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

Put the video back up then. Let everyone else watch it, it was early in the morning when I saw it and I had just woke up. If I was mistaken I will apologize.

 

[Rayderr]

Eminence?

Front....

It's a put-on

How did it take this long to get this post?

Because it had been done to death in all the other Em threads.

 

[TheIronSheik]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.

Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

Put the video back up then. Let everyone else watch it, it was early in the morning when I saw it and I had just woke up. If I was mistaken I will apologize.

 

[sho nuff]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

he's not playing around guys....hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

 

[Smack Tripper]

Eminence?

Front....

It's a put-on

How did it take this long to get this post?

Because it had been done to death in all the other Em threads.

how many threads does he have? I'll say something for the kid, thats impressive!

 

[Rayderr]

Eminence?

Front....

It's a put-on

How did it take this long to get this post?

Because it had been done to death in all the other Em threads.

how many threads does he have? I'll say something for the kid, thats impressive!

Have and had are 2 different things as he's hard deleted about 3/4 of his threads.

 

[Eminence]

Looking for the Em thread about him getting the new job and it appears to have been deleted. Not sure what I missed. Where is Em? Is he working for 5/3 now?

I'll hang up and listen.

I start working at 5/3 this Monday. I have a new hire orientation in Chicago. On the academic side of things, I expect to hear back from USF - St. Petersburg and FGCU by this time next week on the status of my application.

 

[Eminence]

Looking for the Em thread about him getting the new job and it appears to have been deleted. Not sure what I missed. Where is Em? Is he working for 5/3 now?

I'll hang up and listen.

I start working at 5/3 this Monday. I have a new hire orientation in Chicago.

On the academic side of things, I expect to hear back from USF - St. Petersburg and FGCU by this time next week on the status of my application.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Looking for the Em thread about him getting the new job and it appears to have been deleted. Not sure what I missed. Where is Em? Is he working for 5/3 now?

I'll hang up and listen.

I start working at 5/3 this Monday. I have a new hire orientation in Chicago. On the academic side of things, I expect to hear back from USF - St. Petersburg and FGCU by this time next week on the status of my application.

Congrats, GB. Sounds like things are taking a turn for the better for you. If I may ask, what was the snag you mentioned in the other thread? I assume it's no longer a snag from your post?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Looking for the Em thread about him getting the new job and it appears to have been deleted. Not sure what I missed. Where is Em? Is he working for 5/3 now?

I'll hang up and listen.

I start working at 5/3 this Monday. I have a new hire orientation in Chicago.

On the academic side of things, I expect to hear back from USF - St. Petersburg and FGCU by this time next week on the status of my application.

I have not been this inspired by a young person striking out on their own since Marlo Thomas in That Girl, or Mary Tyler Moore in the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

 

[DocHolliday]

Looking for the Em thread about him getting the new job and it appears to have been deleted. Not sure what I missed. Where is Em? Is he working for 5/3 now?

I'll hang up and listen.

I start working at 5/3 this Monday. I have a new hire orientation in Chicago.

On the academic side of things, I expect to hear back from USF - St. Petersburg and FGCU by this time next week on the status of my application.

Cannot wait to hear how the new job starts off. Good luck with your next step in academics. Stick with your plan.

 

[Eminence]

Looking for the Em thread about him getting the new job and it appears to have been deleted. Not sure what I missed. Where is Em? Is he working for 5/3 now?

I'll hang up and listen.

I start working at 5/3 this Monday. I have a new hire orientation in Chicago. On the academic side of things, I expect to hear back from USF - St. Petersburg and FGCU by this time next week on the status of my application.

Congrats, GB. Sounds like things are taking a turn for the better for you. If I may ask, what was the snag you mentioned in the other thread? I assume it's no longer a snag from your post?

Thank boss. Things are going quite swimmingly for me. I am excited to go to JCPenneys on Friday to buy myself two nice new suits for my new job. I'm up to 140 lbs and am racing towards 145. I think 160 lbs is realistic by the end of the year. My bench max is around 160 lbs and I'd like to be putting up 200 lbs by the end of the year as well.The main snag is In-State tuition versus Out-of-State tuition. For both those Universities, the difference between being a resident and not is about $10,000. Furthermore, if my job doesn't transfer I could lose out on $5,200 in tuition reimbursement. So we're looking at a potential $15,000 swing which is rather astronomical when you figure that that's about how much debt I'm currently in.

However, after the first year the tuition drops $10,000 as I will have become a resident. The sad part is that tuition for an In-State Illinois Resident is about the same as an Out-of-State Resident in Florida. I'll have to wait until my Financial Aid letters come in but I'm skeptical on my ability to float the tuition bill in the short term. In the long term Florida would be much cheaper though.

The option of returning to Baker for 1 more year while I establish residency in Florida is possible and would save me money. But I've only got 2 - 3 good College years of keg stands and bong rips left in me.

 

[Capella]

USF - SP is located at one of, if not the, most diversive parts of the state. Also not a party school at all. Basically the complete opposite of where a racist, sexist Neanderthal who wants to do lines off of kegs should go.

 

[B-Deep]

Nothing on the innerwebs is real

nothing

 

[jon_mx]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

he's not playing around guys....hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

He is right though. I don't know how many jobs I have lost to those transgendered types. Just because they look better in a dress. What does a real man have to do to get a fair shake in this country?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

he's not playing around guys....hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

He is right though. I don't know how many jobs I have lost to those transgendered types. Just because they look better in a dress. What does a real man have to do to get a fair shake in this country?

Use the communal urinal trough at a gay club. Plenty of those fellows will offer you a fair shake as you are finishing up.

 

[Rayderr]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

he's not playing around guys....hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

He is right though. I don't know how many jobs I have lost to those transgendered types. Just because they look better in a dress. What does a real man have to do to get a fair shake in this country?

Use the communal urinal trough at a gay club. Plenty of those fellows will offer you a fair shake as you are finishing up.

Nah, I think they just want to jerk him around.

 

[squistion]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.

Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

Put the video backup for everyone to see or apologize to msudaisy for calling her a liar.

If you refuse to post the video again, it will be pretty obvious that if anyone is lying it is probably you.

 

[Rayderr]

Put the video backup for everyone to see or apologize to msudaisy for calling her a liar.

If you refuse to post the video again, it will be pretty obvious that if anyone is lying it is probably you.

I gotta side with Em on this one. It's not like he's known to make racist, misogynistic, or anti-gay statements. If Em had made such statements here in the FFA in the past, I'd be more inclined to believe msudaisy.

 

[jon_mx]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.Put the video backup for everyone to see or apologize to msudaisy for calling her a liar.

If you refuse to post the video again, it will be pretty obvious that if anyone is lying it is probably you.

Besides, everything she claims he said in the video could also be found in Em's quotes in the Bruce Jenner thread.

 

[matuski]

can we get msudaisy in here to tell us what was in the video?

It was hard to watch and only had half my attention. He basically rambles for 5 minutes about what is wrong with our country. He blames gays, transgenders, and women. He also says that men in this country are being oppressed, by being pushed out their jobs in favor of these other groups.

Definitely the woman's fault.

She's lying through her teeth. She needs to watch herself before I blast her for slander.

Did you not get the hint when the first thread went missing? I'm not playing around.

Put the video back up then. Let everyone else watch it, it was early in the morning when I saw it and I had just woke up. If I was mistaken I will apologize.

 

[fantasycurse42]

HARD DELETE!!!!!!

I've got the keys to this thread...

Funny thing is, I don't even remember starting this thread.