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Hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow. :oldunsure:
:goodposting: and thanks :hifive:

Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
(your daughter is hotter too)
I refuse to believe either of these posts without physical evidence to support the claim.
You probably wouldn't want to see her, she's a tall blonde so totally not your type....wait :unsure:
My wife is a brunette. :unsure:

 
culdeus said:
The average walmart shopper is a 3, average Target shopper is a 5, average whole foods shopper is a 7. That's your scale right there.
This scale is already 100 times better than Offdee's.

 
Buck Bradcanon said:
krista4 said:
Buck Bradcanon said:
krista4 said:
Who voted for: 7Buck Bradcanon,
:no: I found the one FBG who rated his wife too low.
Thanks for the kind words GBK4.

I was gonna say 6. :oldunsure:
:lmao: I think you're trying to be realistic, unlike most others, but she's at least an 8 IMO.
Last visit to profile.. Today Today Today Today Today Today. :lmao:

Here's a pic you cretins. Not her best shot but you get the idea.
Looks like old Arnie's....

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Upton no good.





YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
There are not enough BS flags on the planet to throw at this thread. Only ONE vote under a five? Complete and total BS.

(FWIW: I went with a five for mine)

 
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There are not enough BS flags on the planet to throw at this thread. Only ONE vote under a five? Complete and total BS.

(FWIW: I went with a five for mine)
Well, SLB did say to rate it on whatever you want and not just hotness. Maybe a lot are voting on how big a ##### their wife is.

 
Seriously?

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Yup. With no pics, its all BS.
A lot of people here have met my wife. Of course that's when she was still out of shape. She's back to where she was when we got married, (135, she's 5'11), and looks phenomenal.
She looked great then and was super cool to boot. I got shammered and talked her ear off, don't even remember what about, and she was a great listener.
Thanks GB. She hasn't met a person yet from here she hasn't liked. She's a VERY different person though when the kids are in the mix. Which sucks.

 
Raised her up to an 8 for her gym dedication over the past year. She's probably in better shape now than she was when I met her.

If she had bigger boobs, she'd be a 9.

 
My wife is hot enough with a good enough body to be an NFL cheerleader, (she was a finalist for the Titans), she's a monster in the sack, she's a helluva lot of fun when we go out, but she's also batsh** crazy.

I went with 8.

 
When she was younger, she looked like Linda Hamilton from the first Terminator.

Now that she's gotten older and is a gym rat she's more like Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2

8

 
We have a 2 yr old and a 3 month old. She's down to pre prego weight and we just had a date night. Things are looking likely so she is a 1000000000000000000.

 
Tchula said:
I havent read every response. In case no one else has said it, this thread is useless without pics.
I started pondering the possibility that we set up an anonymous Who's Hottest: FBGs Wives Edition poll, with a trustworthy middleman holding all of the pictures and working out the logistics. I'm certain some of you guys really do have supermodel wives. Could make for some fun stuff. Trouble is I suspect lots of us wouldn't go anywhere near that certain trap.

 

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