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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (2 Viewers)

hagmania said:
Quiplash Voting Phase

You have 30ish minutes to PM me a vote. Give a first and second place finish to your favorite answers. Example:

Q1. Name of the new Lin-Manuel Miranda musical detailing the college admissions process.
A    I plead the fifth
B    "Its all about the Hamilton's, Baby!"
C    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Admissions Offic
D    Les Millenials
E    "OMG! Aunt Becky, Look at her butt!"
F    Desperate HouseMoms
G    The Queens of King's College
H    Youtube's Full Big House
I    All About the Benjamins
J    Benjamins
K    Rent-Free
L    Meet Me At The Registrar
M    Karen's Kids
N    Scamilton
O    New Lin-Manuel Miranda musical detailing the college admissions process!
P    "Huffman" feating such hit songs as "The Loughlin Sisters", "Rower Refuted," "Ten College Application Commandments," "History Class Did Not Have Its Eyes On You," "USC (The Campus Turned Upside Down)," "Hallmark (not) On Your Side," and "We Know."
Q    I had to google Lin-Manuel Miranda
R    I'm not throwing away my 500k shot (I'ma get a scholarship to king's college... roar lions roar)

Q2. What an upset! I can't believe that ____________ beat ______________ last night! (fill in both blanks)
A    What an upset! I can't believe that Rhianna beat Chris Brown last night!
B    What an upset! I can't believe that Shuke beat GM last night!
C    What an upset! I can't believe that The Night King beat Jon Snow last night!
D    What an upset! I can't believe that Floyd Mayweather beat illiteracy and not a woman last night!
E    What an upset! I can't believe that Ja Morant beat Marquette last night!
F    What an upset! I can't believe that Rihanna beat Chris Brown last night!
G    What an upset! I can't believe that the winning team beat the losing team last night!
H    What an upset! I can't believe that BobSac beat His Meat last night!
I    What an upset! I can't believe that "that one team no one had heard of before this weekend but Clark Kellogg raved out being able to shoot the three and play defense" beat "that overrated major conference also-ran that got in on its reputation" last night!
J    What an upset! I can't believe that watching hoops beat getting laid last night!
K    What an upset! I can't believe that Michael Jackson beat It last night!
L    What an upset! I can't believe that Gator beat Messi's Meat last night!
M    What an upset! I can't believe that Ned beat himself numb last night!
N    What an upset! I can't believe that Roy Williams beat Mike Krzyzewski's ### last night!
O    What an upset! I can't believe that Nipsey beat Art Schliester last night!
P    What an upset! I can't believe that PAPER beat SCISSORS last night!
Q    What an upset! I can't believe that St Louis beat Virginia Tech last night!
R    What an upset! I can't believe that Trump beat Mueller last night!

Q3. What's the next huge scandal that the FBI will be investigating?
A    Fraudulent Voting in on-line Quiplash contest                           [editor's note: HEY!]
B    WHY IS THERE NO ROUNDTINE?
C    Bribery to get a "Fab Four" song list onto the SiriusXM Beatles Channel
D    Lebron James' hairline
E    reclining seats on airplanes
F    Why the Kardashians are still famous
G    IC FBGCav Fantasy Hockey trades and pretzel business
H    The administration and scoring of this game.
I    Oompa Loompa Gonzo (sung to this bootytastic Hungry Hungry Hippos jingle)
J    Bill Self's Toupee
K    that Reebok sabotaged Zion's shoes
L    Timschochet paying illegal day laborers to post content on FBGs
M    Donald Trump committed tax fraud.
N    Hurricane relief funds actually used to buy Big Macs for *code name* "Orange Grimace"
O    Use of government email accounts for sheeplash entry.
P    Ivanka Trump granting security clearance to everyone in a caravan of immigrants heading towards the southern border
Q    Yankee23fan's _____ looks like _____ smear campaign.
R    Corn syrup in beer
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Lolololololololololol

 
S1. Which college sports team has the best "look"? Consider all of the following and more: color scheme, logo, mascot

Sinn Fein    Michigan
Long Ball Larry    KENTUCKY
heckmanm    Oklahoma
scoobus    Oregon
El Floppo    sheep will say something lame, like Michigan State. so the spartans. but should be the banana slugs of UC Santa Cruz
Wingnut    None of them
dino259    Hater's gonna Hate. Roll Tide - Alabama
Yankee23Fan    Notre Dame. And anyone that says Maryland should be fed to the wolf for a snack.
ShamrockPride    Oregon
Nipsey    SYRACUSE
bryhamm    notre dame
AAABatteries    Notre Dame
EYLive    Michigan Wolverines
Bob Sacamano    I feel like Oregon gets some love here.  People either love or hate the look.  
Nick Vermeil    Notre dame
Galileo    Oregon
Bull Dozier    Oregon
Dan Lambskin    Michigan Wolverines

 
don't feel good about any of this... college sports ain't my bag, man.

eta: but ND seems kinda obvious now.

 
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hagmania said:
S1. Which college sports team has the best "look"? Consider all of the following and more: color scheme, logo, mascot

Sinn Fein    Michigan
Long Ball Larry    KENTUCKY
heckmanm    Oklahoma
scoobus    Oregon
El Floppo    sheep will say something lame, like Michigan State. so the spartans. but should be the banana slugs of UC Santa Cruz
Wingnut    None of them
dino259    Hater's gonna Hate. Roll Tide - Alabama
Yankee23Fan    Notre Dame. And anyone that says Maryland should be fed to the wolf for a snack.
ShamrockPride    Oregon
Nipsey    SYRACUSE
bryhamm    notre dame
AAABatteries    Notre Dame
EYLive    Michigan Wolverines
Bob Sacamano    I feel like Oregon gets some love here.  People either love or hate the look.  
Nick Vermeil    Notre dame
Galileo    Oregon
Bull Dozier    Oregon
Dan Lambskin    Michigan Wolverines
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Oregon?  WTF?  oh look shiny things

 
Oregon - 5 + 2 = 7
Notre Dame - 4
Michigan - 3

scoobus, ShamrockPride, Bob Sacamano, Galileo and Bull Dozier aren't ducking around. They score a biggest flock bonus!

 
Oregon got votes for the duck.  I was going to vote for the duck.  But I figured more people would choose Notre Dame.

Thankfully no one went Maryland.  I faith in this board is restored.

 
S2. What's the most boring sports mascot?

Sinn Fein    Stanford Tree
Long Ball Larry    CARDINAL
heckmanm    Stanford Tree
scoobus    Wildcats
El Floppo    any team with a bear. other animals are cooler. even friars get drunk and more interesting. unless it's a big gay grizzly, bears are boring.
Wingnut    All of them
dino259    Color, Color, Color, east coast or west coast. East coast Syracuse ORANGE.
Yankee23Fan    The Stanford Tree.
ShamrockPride    Tiger
Nipsey    STANFORD TREE
bryhamm    bulldog
AAABatteries    Stanford Tree
EYLive    Stanford Cardinal tree
Bob Sacamano    the Stanford Tree
Nick Vermeil    Stanford tree
Galileo    Alabama's Big Al
Bull Dozier    Cleveland Browns
Dan Lambskin    Sparty

Host's answer: Bulldog, what a snoozer. That tree is great.

 
hagmania said:
S2. What's the most boring sports mascot?

Sinn Fein    Stanford Tree
Long Ball Larry    CARDINAL
heckmanm    Stanford Tree
scoobus    Wildcats
El Floppo    any team with a bear. other animals are cooler. even friars get drunk and more interesting. unless it's a big gay grizzly, bears are boring.
Wingnut    All of them
dino259    Color, Color, Color, east coast or west coast. East coast Syracuse ORANGE.
Yankee23Fan    The Stanford Tree.
ShamrockPride    Tiger
Nipsey    STANFORD TREE
bryhamm    bulldog
AAABatteries    Stanford Tree
EYLive    Stanford Cardinal tree
Bob Sacamano    the Stanford Tree
Nick Vermeil    Stanford tree
Galileo    Alabama's Big Al
Bull Dozier    Cleveland Browns
Dan Lambskin    Sparty

Host's answer: Bulldog, what a snoozer. That tree is great.
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I guess I should have went west coast.  F ME!

 
Stanford Cardinal - 9
Bulldog - 0 + 2  = 2

No flock bonuses for runaways, that's a reward in itself. bryhamm picks up a host match and scores two points!

 
S3. Which college would you bribe and cheat admission for your budding young engineer?

Sinn Fein    MIT
Long Ball Larry    PURDUE
heckmanm    MIT
scoobus    Harvard
El Floppo    MIT
Wingnut    MIT
dino259    Close to hom it would be UW Platteville, but officially lets go MIT!
Yankee23Fan    M.I.T.
ShamrockPride    MIT
Nipsey    MIT
bryhamm    MIT
AAABatteries    MIT
EYLive    Cal Tech
Bob Sacamano    Gotta be MIT, right?
Nick Vermeil    Harvard
Galileo    MIT
Bull Dozier    MIT
Dan Lambskin    ASU just for all the poon

 
MIT - 13
Harvard - 2
ASU - 0 + 2 = 2

Their sports mascot is the Engineers, didn't know that! Two points for Lamby for looking out for his kiddo.

 
S4. Which 2-seed or lower has the best shot at winning it all this year? Responses of 1-seeds will score zero points.

Sinn Fein    Kentucky
Long Ball Larry    MICHIGAN STATE
heckmanm    Michigan State
scoobus    Michigan
El Floppo    Kentrucky
Wingnut    Michigan State
dino259    Michigan
Yankee23Fan    Tennessee
ShamrockPride    FSU
Nipsey    MICHIGAN
bryhamm    Mich St
AAABatteries    Michigan State
EYLive    USC?
Bob Sacamano    Kentucky or Tennessee imo.  Let's go with Kentucky.
Nick Vermeil    Virginia tech
Galileo    Michigan St
Bull Dozier    Kentucky
Dan Lambskin    Michigan

 
hagmania said:
S2. What's the most boring sports mascot?

Sinn Fein    Stanford Tree
Long Ball Larry    CARDINAL
heckmanm    Stanford Tree
scoobus    Wildcats
El Floppo    any team with a bear. other animals are cooler. even friars get drunk and more interesting. unless it's a big gay grizzly, bears are boring.
Wingnut    All of them
dino259    Color, Color, Color, east coast or west coast. East coast Syracuse ORANGE.
Yankee23Fan    The Stanford Tree.
ShamrockPride    Tiger
Nipsey    STANFORD TREE
bryhamm    bulldog
AAABatteries    Stanford Tree
EYLive    Stanford Cardinal tree
Bob Sacamano    the Stanford Tree
Nick Vermeil    Stanford tree
Galileo    Alabama's Big Al
Bull Dozier    Cleveland Browns
Dan Lambskin    Sparty

Host's answer: Bulldog, what a snoozer. That tree is great.
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No one else for Big Al???  That is a pathetic mascot.  A tree is kind of stupid, but at least it is quirky and unique.  

 
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