FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (3 Viewers)

[Long Ball Larry]

they got a team too!?

Shad Khan gets whatever he wants.

 

[skol asylum]

Hags makes it up as he goes along.  Arbitrary and Final.

Ok

 

[Long Ball Larry]

So can someone point me to the rules? Not really sure how the scoring works.

ttr:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hags makes it up as he goes along.  Arbitrary and Final.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTEhEUoTzqo

 

[hagmania]

You get a point for every answer you match, including your own. No match, no points.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Ok

the number of points you get each round is equal to the number of people who chose the same answer as you.

 

[hagmania]

Also depends on the whimsicalities and frivolities I choose to subject the players to.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

along with the occasional caprice

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Also depends on the whimsicalities and frivolities I choose to subject the players to.

get out of my head!

 

[hagmania]

8. What's the most tolerable thing to shop for at a large mall?

Worm    -    SHOES - :style:
El Floppo    -    booze
Murph    -    Electronics
Nick Vermeil    -    Video Games
Foosball God    -    Sporting goods
Yankee23Fan    -    Shoes
Getzlaf15    -    clothes
Bob Sacamano    -    People go to malls?  Booze? Movies? Food.  Give me the food court over everything else in most malls.  But sheep?  Would guys really answer clothes here?  They're not saying jewelry.  Shoes?  WTF?  I hate this question, and I now like you less than I did when I awoke this morning.  Clothes.  :blech:
heckmanm    -    Shoes
The Gator    -    Auntie Anne's Pretzels
Long Ball Larry    -    SPORTING GOODS
NotSmart    -    My gut tells me to answer “Nothing”.  Cuz I don’t go to malls anymore… no reason other than I don’t need to.  I should listen to my gut.  But as usual, I won’t… so… hmm… probably shouldn’t say food court either… hmm… I don’t own any Jorts but that might be a funny answer… hmm… Shoes?  Even I know that’s a horrible answer.  But Shoes.
AAABatteries    -    Shoes
rockaction    -    Pretzels or Pretzel Dogs (Warm)
mr. furley    -    sneakers
ShamrockPride    -    Sneakers
Scoobus    -    Food
VandyMan    -    Shoes
WhatDoIKnow    -    Lingerie
Nipsey    -    Lingerie for your lady
ProstheticRGK    -    Sneakers
Sinn Fein    -    Women
Nugget    -    Shoes
EYLive    -    Cell Phone
Idiot Boxer    -    Jeans
Studs & Duds    -    slushy
Bull Dozier    -    Shoes
ThaPenguin    -    Shoes
cap'n grunge    -    Books
Walking Boot    -    Shoes? I dunno. I don't shop in malls. But shoe stores are always separate and don't seem to get too crowded, right?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't care about the scores.  Sinn won that one.

 

[hagmania]

along with the occasional caprice

Now that you mention it.

 

[El Floppo]

booze mall, people.

 

[skol asylum]

Shoes? Really ladies? Purses down? Geez.

 

[NotSmart]

Somewhere pigs are flying.

 

[rockaction]

@The Gator knows why to go to the mall. 

 

[hagmania]

Shoes - 10
Sneakers -3
Pretzels - 2 (Food - donut)
Clothes - 2 (Jeans - zip)
Sporting Goods - 2
slushy - 0, but very good try Studs
Cell Phone, Electronics, Video Games - 0
Booze - 0, maybe if it were in slushy form
Books - 0

 

[rockaction]

Booze? Yes! 

 

[mr. furley]

As a Vikings fan I didn't want to guess the Pack but Rodgers is Rodgers. Unless we break him again. 

yousonofa#####

 

[hagmania]

9. Name a famous duo.

Worm    -    DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN!! (AND ROBIN)
El Floppo    -    Batman and Robin
Murph    -    Simon and Garfunkel
Nick Vermeil    -    Sonny and Cher
Foosball God    -    Penn and Teller
Yankee23Fan    -    Batman and Robin
Getzlaf15    -    Batman and Robin
Bob Sacamano    -    Batman and Robin
heckmanm    -    Batman and Robin
The Gator    -    Ace and Gary
Long Ball Larry    -    SIEGFRIED AND ROY
NotSmart    -    Batman and Robin. Nailed it.
AAABatteries    -    Batman and Robin
rockaction    -    Simon and Garfunkel
mr. furley    -    Captain and Tenille
ShamrockPride    -    Abbott & Costello
Scoobus    -    Bonnie and Clyde
VandyMan    -    Bat Man & Robin
WhatDoIKnow    -    Batman and Robin
Nipsey    -    Batman and Robin
ProstheticRGK    -    Bud Abbott and Sean Hannity Lou Costello
Sinn Fein    -    Bonnie & Clyde
Nugget    -    Penn and Teller
EYLive    -    Batman & Robin
Idiot Boxer    -    Batman and Robin
Studs & Duds    -    choclate and ice cream
Bull Dozier    -    Batman and Robin
ThaPenguin    -    Bonnie and Clyde
cap'n grunge    -    Batman & Robin
Walking Boot    -    Cain & Abel

 

[hagmania]

I am sooooooooo close to just ruining @VandyMan's day... but, then again, I feel some sort of kindred spirit...

 

[Nick Vermeil]

And I will punish him for it.

Wasn’t an oops. They will rise again!!

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Shoes - 10
Sneakers -3
Pretzels - 2 (Food - donut)
Clothes - 2 (Jeans - zip)
Sporting Goods - 2
slushy - 0, but very good try Studs
Cell Phone, Electronics, Video Games - 0
Booze - 0, maybe if it were in slushy form
Books - 0

Sneakers == shoes. 

 

[hagmania]

Dynamic Duo - 15
Bonnie & Clyde - 3
Penn & Teller - 2
Simon & Garfunkel - 2
Abbott & Costello - 2
Rest - 0

 

[skol asylum]

Back on track.

 

[hagmania]

Sneakers == shoes. 

You might be able to still pull the rookie card in werewolf, but it ain't gonna fly over here bucko.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

SIEGFRIED AND ROY?!?!?

What in the actual hell?

 

[hagmania]

Eh, I said a scoreboard update after 9, but let's just leave a bit of mystery to it.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

SIEGFRIED AND ROY?!?!?

What in the actual hell?

nttawwt. And in all caps. Larry is really excited about them.

 

[NotSmart]

I am sooooooooo close to just ruining @VandyMan's day... but, then again, I feel some sort of kindred spirit...

Super Man?

Spider Man?

C'mon man?

(Personally I'd count it though)

 

[AAABatteries]

I am sooooooooo close to just ruining @VandyMan's day... but, then again, I feel some sort of kindred spirit...

DO IT!

 

[hagmania]

Sorry boys. Anchor Down.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Super Man?

Spider Man?

C'mon man?

(Personally I'd count it though)

Hey! Why isn't it "Spiderman?" Ya know, like Goldman, or Silverman?

 

[heckmanm]

SIEGFRIED AND ROY?!?!?

What in the actual hell?

See also: Ace and Gary

 

[ProstheticRGK]

ProstheticRGK    -    Bud Abbott and Sean Hannity Lou Costello

Y23F got in my head earlier. Was hoping the subliminal msg would move the sheep that way.

 

[EYLive]

I need a mulligan on that mall question.  

 

[hagmania]

10. What's the worst theme you can imagine for a daycare? A bonus of 3 points if you also provide a name for the establishment.

Worm    -    ELDER JOHN'S KID CARE AND WIFE GROOMING
El Floppo    -    Penn State theme.  Nittany not Lyin' place for kids. "we'll smother them with love!" oof. 
Yankee23Fan    -    Bishop Ron's AltarCare - a catholic church themed daycare center, where head priest, Father K. Toucher, leads a staff of trained professionals in the daily care of children.
Getzlaf15    -    Game of Thrones.    Baby Backstabbers.  Where kids should never turn their backs on their friends.
Bob Sacamano    -    Right now, the worst theme I can imagine is Large Mall.  Pedophilia?  I have to think that's pretty much the worst.  Which leads me to something bear related.  Chubby Cubbies? Cubby Bare? Let's go Pedophilia; The PedoBear Necessities
heckmanm    -    Pedophilia "Comet Ping-Pong"
NotSmart    -    “Survival Skills Daycare” - every day the kids are outfitted with a diaper, a compass, a pair of orange crocs, and a miniature globe of the earth, bussed to a remote location and given 6 hours to find their way to a camouflaged check in point. 
AAABatteries    -    Pedophilia - "Nambla Planet - take the Namblus to our nearest location!"
VandyMan    -    Pedophilia. "Comet PizzAZZ Child Care Center"
WhatDoIKnow    -    Never to young to learn (meth lab).  Kid's Kemistry. (Probably located in Iowa). 
Nipsey    -    "Sparks Daycare" is located in an abandoned firehouse. The children are minded by "Hot" Bob Robertson, an ex-fireman who was booted from the department under suspicion of arson. Each day, under the tutelage of Hot Bob, the boys and girls of Sparks will learn how to safely and expertly make fire and enjoy the wonder and mystery of the flames they create.
EYLive    -    Theme: Teddy Bears. Name: PedoBear PlayStation
Idiot Boxer    -    Crooked Cops.  "Potty Training Day?"  Cooking Meth? "Breaking Bath?"  I'm going to go with Game of Thrones - "Naptime is Coming"
Bull Dozier    -    Hansel & Gretel's Fun Time Forest
cap'n grunge    -    Prison work release ran daycare. Willie Horton Hears a Who Daycare Center.
Scoobus    -    Jersey Shore pedophiliacs. Guido Pedos
Sinn Fein    -    Penn State Lockerroom "Sandusky's Box"
ThaPenguin    -    Penn State - Unhappy Valley
Murph    -    S&M Dungeon. Whips for Whippersnappers
Foosball God    -    Touch Time Daycare - We provide your child with that special touch.
rockaction    -    Medieval Dungeon/The Torture Emporium
ShamrockPride    -    Horror Theme (Little Tikes, Big Nightmares Daycare)
ProstheticRGK    -    QAnon's Little Crumbs: "if you don't suck your thumb and pee your pants already, just wait."
Nugget    -    Farm Theme - The Pig Pen
Nick Vermeil    -    Catholic inspired play and education. "L'il Diddlers"
The Gator    -    Molestation (Catholic Church)
Long Ball Larry    -    LIL SEE SAW DAYCARE (where they perpetually watch all of the Saw movies and re-enact it.)
mr. furley    -    whatever Sacamano says
Studs & Duds    -    hole called "hole"
Walking Boot    -    Cannibalism. Let's call it "Weenie Todd(lers)"

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I'm just waiting for the reveals on the pedo day care.

 

[hagmania]

Weenie Todd is v good.

Wife Grooming

 

[The Gator]

Sorry boys. Anchor Down.

I'll take "Things Jose Mourinho says after going up 1-0"

 

[hagmania]

10. What's the worst theme you can imagine for a daycare? A bonus of 3 points if you also provide a name for the establishment.

Nick Vermeil    -    Catholic inspired play and education. "L'il Diddlers"

Is their Jewish branch "Diddler on the Roof"?

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Damn I haven’t hit the board in several rounds. Worst sheeping of my life!

 

[AAABatteries]

Damn  

Spoiler

Nice job Vandy Man!

Spoiler

See what I did there?

 

[hagmania]

Alright you horrible people.

[Host's answer: Little Boys Blue]

Pedos - 6
Pedos, specifically at Penn State - 3
Pedos, specifically within the Catholic church system - 3
Pedos, specifically within a dungeon - 2
Pedos, specifically with incest - 2
Not pedos, just in a horror movie - 2

 

[hagmania]

In last

Studs & Duds - 3 (bonus for naming their Day Care)

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Alright you horrible people.

[Host's answer: Little Boys Blew

Pedos - 6
Pedos, specifically at Penn State - 3
Pedos, specifically within the Catholic church system - 3
Pedos, specifically within a dungeon - 2
Pedos, specifically with incest - 2
Not pedos, just in a horror movie - 2

Fyp

 

[hagmania]

Lagging

NotSmart    -    33
The Gator    -    40
ShamrockPride    -    41
mr. furley    -    46
EYLive    -    50
Yankee23Fan    -    55
Nick Vermeil    -    56
rockaction    -    62
Sinn Fein    -    64
Scoobus    -    65

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Did I really want to like that post?

 

[skol asylum]

Alright you horrible people.

[Host's answer: Little Boys Blue]

Pedos - 6
Pedos, specifically at Penn State - 3
Pedos, specifically within the Catholic church system - 3
Pedos, specifically within a dungeon - 2
Pedos, specifically with incest - 2
Not pedos, just in a horror movie - 2

If only Willie Horton was also a pedo.

 

[AAABatteries]

@hagmania  - please watch this before giving out final scores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygK09Jknk3k