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Foodapalooza - the longest food draft of all time - The beef finally arrives in rounds 51 & 52 (1 Viewer)

RD 40:  SAUSAGE - BREAKFAST BRAT AT FIRST ENERGY STADIUM (CLEVELAND)

Grilled bratwurst with sausage gravy, maple hot sauce, bacon crumbles and whipped butter nuzzled inside a Belgian waffle. 

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I would say those are likely incompatible with a six-pack
I would accept such a challenge, but I have an unusual trait - I never mix eating and drinking, ever, nor do I drink after eating.  It's either eat and don't drink at all; or, drink a lot, then eat a lot.  It sounds weird to say that out loud, but I've been this way for the past 20+ years.

To be clear, I'm pretty sure I down a six-pack of beer and then smash six of those waffle brats Binky posted a link to, and not lose a moment of sleep.

 
I would accept such a challenge, but I have an unusual trait - I never mix eating and drinking, ever, nor do I drink after eating.  It's either eat and don't drink at all; or, drink a lot, then eat a lot.  It sounds weird to say that out loud, but I've been this way for the past 20+ years.

To be clear, I'm pretty sure I down a six-pack of beer and then smash six of those waffle brats Binky posted a link to, and not lose a moment of sleep.
I was going for the "six-pack abs" but clearly didn't get that across.

Maybe should have gone with "you'll never get a six-pack if you eat stuff like that"

 
Rd 41 - a "God bless all here" (half Guinness, half lager), beer

One of the reasons i want to retire to Ireland is that i want a pub. All me life, i've wanted to begin my outer day by walking into the same place, saying "God bless all here!" and sitting me down to a pint already poured, a bowl of pub soup (usually, cooked onions, peas, carrots, broth & a spot of cream immersion blended together) and a crust of bread a-waiting at me spot. a tip of the cap to the other crusty buggers, asking and being asked after

i've had a corner bar only once, in Reno, and that community was way too tied up in drugs & such to be a real extended family. i've always needed a good reason to spend time with people, but have always wanted one.

my chosen retirement destination, a charming corner of County Mayo, hasnt had a pub since the late 90s. the local public works building has a function room with a bar for meetings & gatherings and is open when its open for the odd pint. the proprietor of my B&B always knew when it was open and the place subsequently knew when the Big Yank was coming. i dont remember how they found out i preferred Black & Tans (a phrase never uttered by a real Irishman, "arf & arf" being the term if asked for at all) to a str8 pint, but there was always one waiting for me when i walked in and said me touristy but heartfelt "God bless all here!". As it should be, doncha know.
So basically, you want to be the Irish version of Snoop Dogg.*

*if you remove the word "outer."

 
Round 41 - Pizza Topping - Pepperoni (preferably cups)

I mean, it's the king of pizza toppings (although italian sausage is the clear 1B here). Delicious on it's own and it plays well with pretty much anything you want to put on a pizza (the king of pizzas of course being pepperoni, italian sausage, and 3 veggies I won't spotlight here). 

 
Round 41 - Pizza Topping - Pepperoni (preferably cups)

I mean, it's the king of pizza toppings (although italian sausage is the clear 1B here). Delicious on it's own and it plays well with pretty much anything you want to put on a pizza (the king of pizzas of course being pepperoni, italian sausage, and 3 veggies I won't spotlight here). 
Pepperoni was drafted in the first round.  Luckily, double-pepperoni is loved here.

Italian Sausage 1a; double-pepperoni 1b; pepperoni 1c.

check mate, approximately.

 
No, pepperoni pizza was drafted in the 1st round. Pepperoni as a pizza topping is still available. 


As the first-round pizza drafter, I was assuming the topping was still available, too, and was leaving it for someone else.  :hifive:  

 
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Round 41 - Pizza Topping - Meatball

Since the best sausages are gone, I'm going with an underappreciated meat.  :oldunsure:   I considered some of the top-flight veggie toppings that are still on the board, but when it comes down to it, even mostly pescatarian me thinks starting a pizza with a meat is the way to go.

 
41.  Pesto (pizza topping)

Pesto pizza doesn't need much other than a great crust. My favorite pesto pizza place near us (Pauline's RIP) didn't even add mozzarella.  I guess you can throw on some pine nuts but they're already in the pesto.

 
Rd 42. Albanian Cherry Peppers, pizza topping

The only thing bad about VIP treatment is that it's wrong. Corruption is the most important quality to dash from one's soul if you want a happy life, but being a beneficiary feels so gooooooood.

Earlier in Foodapalooza™, i recounted the sacrosanct hours where my friends-in-aide CC & Wayne (housekeeper & bodyguard, respectively) would shut down activity at the monstrous party/practice house i had in Salem at noon each Sunday in the fall, sequester ourselves in my wing, order pizza, chicken fingahs, rosbeef3ways & beer to enjoy while watching Staubach, Stabler & Franco ply their trade. I'd pick up the pizza because my guy @ Salem House o' Pizza took care of me.

Every town within fifty miles of Boston has a House o' Pizza and they were all opened by an extended family of Montenegran Greeks in the 50s/60s. They were known for tidy pies @ good prices and fawning service. At the time, i was in a position to get people in anywhere in local entertainment and i had fixed up my SHoP proprietor on sumnorother occasion. Next time i came into his shop, he say "ima give you pizza like we make for ourself". It looked like a regular sausage & pepper pizza, cept w a lot of dried herbs on top. but the sausage was the sausage of their Balkan heritage, as were the spices. But the peppers...maaaan, them peppers! Put up & sent by someone in the homeland. they were spicier than most (and i wasnt used to that yet) but they were so fruity & succulent that they made for a perfect bite even without the pizza. It was my first experience of a flavor Foodapaloozans have celebrated so often in recent times - SWAT. sweet & hot togethah, dongitnobettah! Never ordered another kind of pie for just myself til i moved away. i'd call and ask for a Special - if the boss was there when i picked it up it was usually free & was always the best ever. Still is. Didnt share it with anybody but those two pals and is right up there with my 1st green chile among my favorite food memories

 
I have no idea what to pick.  I don't drink beer.  We've picked the sheep clean.  And I am not an adventurous pizza eater.

If bacon as a topping is still available, I'll take it.  (I can't figure out how to search the spreadsheet without risking a fubar incident.)

 
Round 42 - Pizza Topping - Green Olives.

Generally I build my pizza starting with the meat, and usually that's either pepperoni, italian sausage, or the both. Green Olives are wonderful with either. Or both. 

Side note: I was considering bacon when @Mrs. Rannous snagged it. I had never had bacon on a pizza until my 30s. Someone else really wanted it (to go along with the sausage and pepperoni) and so I said sure I'll try it. It was really, really, really good. I know, duh. Bacon is amazing and pizza is amazing so of course they're amazing together. It just didn't click in my brain. 

 
42.  Boddington's Pub Ale  (Beer)

An English pale ale from Manchester that's smooth and creamy like a Guinness stout but with a lighter less bitter taste.

 
Frostillicus said:
Round 42 - Pizza Topping - Green Olives.

Generally I build my pizza starting with the meat, and usually that's either pepperoni, italian sausage, or the both. Green Olives are wonderful with either. Or both. 

Side note: I was considering bacon when @Mrs. Rannous snagged it. I had never had bacon on a pizza until my 30s. Someone else really wanted it (to go along with the sausage and pepperoni) and so I said sure I'll try it. It was really, really, really good. I know, duh. Bacon is amazing and pizza is amazing so of course they're amazing together. It just didn't click in my brain. 


No, I'm sorry, the correct answer here was
olives.

Drunken knight said:
42: Pizza topping- Prosciutto 


I considered this one, but I think it has to go with
,
, and
and then becomes the perfect pizza.
 
wikkidpissah said:
Rd 42. Albanian Cherry Peppers, pizza topping


I've never had these peppers and now desperately want to try them on pizza.  I seriously considered [other fruit] peppers for my pick.

 
No, I'm sorry, the correct answer here was
olives.

I considered this one, but I think it has to go with
,
, and
and then becomes the perfect pizza.
Although I have no issue with
olives, I prefer the green on a pizza. I really enjoy the briny saltiness of the green with the richness of the meat and cheese. But I won't fight too hard. I like them both. 
 
No, I'm sorry, the correct answer here was
olives.

I considered this one, but I think it has to go with
,
, and
and then becomes the perfect pizza.
I concur… there are certain combinations that really enhance each other 
 
Although I have no issue with
olives, I prefer the green on a pizza. I really enjoy the briny saltiness of the green with the richness of the meat and cheese. But I won't fight too hard. I like them both. 
I prefer green olives on pizza. The other kind tends to get lost among the sauce and other toppings.
 
Rounds 43/44

Breakfast Hot
Beverage Non-alcoholic Cold
Pizza topping

 

1d7, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 1
Roll subtotal: 1
Roll total: 1

1d11, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 4
Roll subtotal: 4
Roll total: 4

1d16, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 9
Roll subtotal: 9
Roll total: 9

 
As we close in on round 50 I'm wondering if the dice are Hindi since they won't come up beef.

Comfort food, food you can't stand and herbs haven't been rolled yet under potpourri but the probability is much greater for the entree categories.

 
As we close in on round 50 I'm wondering if the dice are Hindi since they won't come up beef.

Comfort food, food you can't stand and herbs haven't been rolled yet under potpourri but the probability is much greater for the entree categories.
yeah, load them dice, son - i been wanting to to get at them potpourri cats a while

 
I've never had these peppers and now desperately want to try them on pizza.  I seriously considered [other fruit] peppers for my pick.
havent seen em since. red & yellow - almost like li'l pizzabubbles themselves. the flavor was not unlike that of the coarse-ground, sun-dried paprikas you get in Turkey & such, but that juicy, fruity pop was what made it. went perfect with the anise-y Slavicness of the loose sausage on the pie

 
Although I have no issue with
olives, I prefer the green on a pizza. I really enjoy the briny saltiness of the green with the richness of the meat and cheese. But I won't fight too hard. I like them both. 
I had a sausage/green olive pizza a few years ago and it was instantly my favorite combination.
 
Rd 43: Maple sap, cold non-alcoholic beverage.

Always been a festering bucket of ideas, but havent chased many non-artistic ones down (though would still love to pursue my "last great fastfood" idea) except this'n.

When i was little, playing on the family farm i'd regularly circle into Gramma's kitchen, all breathless & agape, for attention and hydration. she'd usually give me a large glass of what looked like NYC tapwater. twas maple sap, collected after the sugaring season was over. As it takes more than 40 gallons of the stuff to make a gallon of syrup, it had only a hint of musky sweetness (just like the Bronx) but it shonuff did the trick *panting kidsip breath*.

It was 20 years before i knew why, Killing time during a visit to the folks, i pulled my father's prominently-displayed botany Masters thesis down from the shelf and flipped through. It was on growth and cultivation of maples and i was fascinated by the chart of the constituent chemical ingredients of sap, because those listed were mostly the same electrolytes that had just made energy drinks such a market sensation. Could bottled maple sap be a natural equivalent to Gatorade?

Another 20 years. After my Mary died, I detoxed from drugs & grief by spending a winter in an uncle's hunting cabin in NH. Read an article in the Sunday paper about a new process (reverse osmosis - most famous for purifying drinking water in the tropics) that was the first real innovation in reducing time &effort in sugaring sap to syrup. Over half the water was flushed out without losing any of the vital properties.

Made some calls and found someone willing to let me taste osmosized sap. Shonuff, it was sweeter & the mapleness amped just enough to be considered a beverage. These were going to be my millions! Came up with a name - Uncle Sappy's Maple Ade - and an ad campaign - Uncle Sappy watching leafpeeping tourists have to stop to hydrate just to complete their jog around their B&B while Sappy could clear a field with just a good tug of his natural-equivalent beverage to fuel him - and set about to find someone to bottle it.

LSS, consistent flavor characteristics is what got me. Turns out each batch, at each point of the sap-running season is going to taste slightly different than the last. Like wine. Homopgenization and/or blending batches wasnt enough and electrlyte loss would be high. Desperately, i spent a coupla dimes on bringing an industry guy in, who put the kibosh on the whole thing. Only way to sell Uncle Sappy's to the beverage industry would be to reduce sap to an extract and re-hydrate back to a beverage, thereby losing all energy drink qualities that would make of the only-semi-popular flavor an adequate selling point.

In the next week or two, I'll be bringing me ol' Da up to the sugar house he & his brothers built in 1942 to help/watch Cousin Rick run a batch of syrup. They'll be there for the process. I'll be there for a glass of sap *panting kidsip breath*.

 
43.  Anchovies (pizza topping)

I get that a lot of people can't get past that they're little fishes and others complain about the saltiness but a good anchovy pizza is a glorious thing. 

I used to be fortunate to be in a family with two other anchovy lovers but my son moved to New Mexico and Mrs. E's stepfather has cut down on his sodium intake.  The only anchovy pizza I eat nowadays is a personal size one and that's just not as good for some reason

 

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