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Foodapalooza - the longest food draft of all time - The beef finally arrives in rounds 51 & 52 (2 Viewers)

Categories for rounds 3 and 4

Dinner main course - Lamb
Dessert - Candy
Spice

 

1d10, rolled once.
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1d11, rolled once.
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1d18, rolled once.
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Round 1.7  -  Pineapple (Raw Fruit)

This is good for just about everything.  It even (allegedly) a pizza topping.  You can use it to marinate meat, in a sauce, a dessert, a glaze- it's all things to all people.  It's yumy, and I have some in the fridge.  Time to chow down.
It's on my torta (and also on my pizza, don't @ me).

 
And you can use pineapple on this.  Grilled pineapple is even good.  I now need some tacos al pastor.  Fortunately, I live in Houston, so I have access to this stuff.  Suck it, Iowa!


Oooops, shoulda read further.  :bag:

I grill it too - love to add a little blackened seasoning to it while grilling.  And when I do peppers, onions in the grill basket, I love adding fresh pineapple chunks if we have them.  Sensational. 

 
Not sure I know the rules exactly but I will catch on

Rd 1: Pork Main- North Carolina Style Pulled Pork Sandwich with the coleslaw right in the sandwich. Heavy on the vinegar bbq sauce. 

 
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Look, if this guy is going to continue to speak in french, I'm outta here.  This is AMERICA, speak AMERICAN!@
My wife used to work for French teleconference company.  I can remember having dinner with the CEO, who had flown over, at a French restaurant.  After I ordered, he said "I zout you didn't zpeak Fronch?"  And I replied, "I only know the food words."

 
2.319Ramsay Hunt Experience

2.420Shuke - PERMASKIP

2.521Eephus

2.622General Malaise

2.723ilov80s - DAYTIME PERMASKIP

2.824Raging weasel

2.925higgins

 
OK.  Sorry about that.

For a hot beverage, I'm going to go with something that I actually usually have a pretty inferior version of.

2.3  -- Masala Chai (hot beverage)

Because I'm at coffee shops a lot more than Indian restaurants, I often order a chai tea latte, or more often, a dirty chai.  And they're good.  They're fine.  But they're made with a syrup and they're a pretty pale imitation of the real thing.  They almost never have that hit of black pepper that I find so addicting.

At home, I have a powder that I add to heated milk.  Kind of a Masala Chai Ovaltine.  And it scratches the itch.  But there was a time when I was trying to do keto to lose weight, when I made a lot of pretty authentic Masala Chai (except for the Splenda as the sweetener), where I actually used whole spices and decent Assam tea.  And it really was one of those treats that made not having a lot of my favorite things more palatable.

Our video/recipe for this pick is from the YouTuber who possibly annoys my wife more than anyone else.  Joshua Weissman.  And I admit, he's a bit much.  But he can cook.  

 
Do we have to eventually draft something from every category?


No. You're never required to pick from any category in the Palooza format. You're a vet, you should know this.

Every main course category will come up at least once. It's likely that some categories from the other two pools will not come up at all. This is subject to change if this draft keeps its momentum but there's a defined end in the current rules.

 
No. You're never required to pick from any category in the Palooza format. You're a vet, you should know this.

Every main course category will come up at least once. It's likely that some categories from the other two pools will not come up at all. This is subject to change if this draft keeps its momentum but there's a defined end in the current rules.
I should know this lol. I read the rules on the first page as well. For some reason, I assumed we had to fill out a whole meal card. 

 
2.05 - Kakuni (角煮) (Braised pork belly) 

Most pork belly dishes treat the skin as a crackling--it's delicious that way too.  Kakuni is simmered slowly in a broth of dashi, mirin, soy and ginger until the meat and fat both achieve an ooey gooey goodness.  The texture is sort of like warm uni and if it's cooked perfectly, there's a nice balance between the pork and the sweet/salty/umami notes of the sauce.

Kakuni is too rich and intense to work as a main course but Japanese cuisine doesn't fit squarely into Western mealtime norms.  A couple of small plates washed down with sake or beer is enough. 

I've enjoyed the stories about specific restaurants so I'm pouring one out for Izakaya Roku, a small restaurant down the street that shut its doors early in the pandemic.  The memory of their kakuni is my North Star for when I attempt the dish at home.  It's the joint where I sat about ten feet away from Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan when they used to live in the Mission.  They were waiting for a table like a couple of schmoes while we were ordering more food.

 
2.05 - Kakuni (角煮) (Braised pork belly) 

Most pork belly dishes treat the skin as a crackling--it's delicious that way too.  Kakuni is simmered slowly in a broth of dashi, mirin, soy and ginger until the meat and fat both achieve an ooey gooey goodness.  The texture is sort of like warm uni and if it's cooked perfectly, there's a nice balance between the pork and the sweet/salty/umami notes of the sauce.

Kakuni is too rich and intense to work as a main course but Japanese cuisine doesn't fit squarely into Western mealtime norms.  A couple of small plates washed down with sake or beer is enough. 

I've enjoyed the stories about specific restaurants so I'm pouring one out for Izakaya Roku, a small restaurant down the street that shut its doors early in the pandemic.  The memory of their kakuni is my North Star for when I attempt the dish at home.  It's the joint where I sat about ten feet away from Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan when they used to live in the Mission.  They were waiting for a table like a couple of schmoes while we were ordering more food.
about time. i was gonna hafta take a 2nd pork dish if the b-word hadnt been addressed by the time it got back to me.

 
I was just trying to bait him into taking the civet poop coffee.


I don't drink coffee, but we went to places with civets in both Vietnam and Bali and walked through the whole coffee-making processes there.  OH thought it was great, and even brought some home from Vietnam.  I thought the civets were cute but was told they're mean, so I didn't bring any of them home.

 
Steve Tasker said:
If encompassing all of Africa as a region is viable, I can do that.  If I really have to narrow further, Ethiopian.
Damn, I was gonna take Ethiopian coffee with my 2.1. I guess I will have to settle for Kenya, lol.

 
I don't drink coffee, but we went to places with civets in both Vietnam and Bali and walked through the whole coffee-making processes there.  OH thought it was great, and even brought some home from Vietnam.  I thought the civets were cute but was told they're mean, so I didn't bring any of them home.
I am honestly shocked by this revelation

 
1.17 Pork Dish - Spaghetti Carbonara.  One of the main ingredients is guanciale, which is pork cheek.  

This dish was a staple of the village in the Italy, where my wife's family hails from. It originated in Rome during the 40's (I saw online). It was especially popular with the poor people and soldiers.  My wife's nona taught me her secrets in preparing her version. Carbonara was popular in the village's mostly because of the cheap and readily available ingredients.  These include spaghetti, eggs, guanciale, butter that they clarify, and Pecorino Romano cheese .  If you have never had Spaghetti Carbonara, make some and thank me later.

Here is a decent basic one I found in ten seconds. Yum!

 
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Of the classic roman pastas, I think Pasta Alla Gricia is the one that most showcases the pork.

I also must admit that while I make carbonara pretty often, guanciale is so hard to find that always use pancetta.  One day I'll get down to the Italian Store in Rosslyn and do it properly.  

 
Of the classic roman pastas, I think Pasta Alla Gricia is the one that most showcases the pork.

I also must admit that while I make carbonara pretty often, guanciale is so hard to find that always use pancetta.  One day I'll get down to the Italian Store in Rosslyn and do it properly.  
I use bacon sometimes, lol.  

 
No. You're never required to pick from any category in the Palooza format. You're a vet, you should know this.

Every main course category will come up at least once. It's likely that some categories from the other two pools will not come up at all. This is subject to change if this draft keeps its momentum but there's a defined end in the current rules.


Oh boy, I'm going to need somebody to Sherpa me here.....

 
I don't drink coffee, but we went to places with civets in both Vietnam and Bali and walked through the whole coffee-making processes there.  OH thought it was great, and even brought some home from Vietnam.  I thought the civets were cute but was told they're mean, so I didn't bring any of them home.


 the original, Kopi Luwak, is indigenous to Indonesia ... those other civets are pretenders. 

we imported some back around 20 yrs ago - can't remember if it was D'Ags or Zabars who we offloaded it to - it's a very distinct cup, notes one won't find anywhere else ... but it sure as #### (pun intended) is not worth the coin. 

a beefy Kenyan is probably the best bang for the buck on the planet ... i know you like wine, so i would suggest Kenya AA, black - then you tell me how similar the profile/pallette is to a bone dry red. 

🍷 ☕

 
Ok, I took a pork in round 1. Does that mean I need to pick a fruit or a hot beverage here?  Be kind, I'm new to this and not all that bright.  I can't play board games with my kids because the rules on newer games are harder than my hardest college math class (algebra and I got a "C" 🙂)

 
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2.4 French Roast coffee brewed in a percolator on a Coleman stove

I love camping.  Not rugged hiking with all your gear, but being able to pull your car right up to a spot and get all your gear out.  People say, "why not just stay at home and have a fire out back".  I like doing that too, but I also like getting to the outdoors, sleeping in cold weather, and just getting away from it all. 

And that's why I enjoy my camping coffee more than any other coffee.  During the work week I drink coffee on my way to work or while working.  On the weekend I drink it while I'm planning on what I have to do the rest of the day or while I'm out running errands.  While camping, I can just sit in my chair by the fire and realize I don't have to do #### that entire day if I don't want to.  

Coffee brewed correctly in a percolator tastes way better drip.  But even when I do it the "shuke way", it's damn good.  If you've never used a percolator you really have to get the heat just right to get it to percolate but not get too hot where the water is boiling and splashing the grounds out of the basket.  But I don't have that much patience when I want my coffee, and with a Coleman stove you can't have that flame too low or it'll go out from the wind.  So once my coffee is done, it's blacker than night and usually has about 1/16" of grounds in the bottom of the cup for some extra crunch.  

 
Ok, I took a pork in round 1. Does that mean I need to pick a fruit or a hot beverage here?  Be kind, I'm new to this and not all that bright.  I can't play board games with my kids because the rules on newer games are harder than my hardest college math class (algebra and I got a "C" 🙂)
Nope, you can draft more pork round 2

 
2.4 French Roast coffee brewed in a percolator on a Coleman stove

I love camping.  Not rugged hiking with all your gear, but being able to pull your car right up to a spot and get all your gear out.  People say, "why not just stay at home and have a fire out back".  I like doing that too, but I also like getting to the outdoors, sleeping in cold weather, and just getting away from it all. 

And that's why I enjoy my camping coffee more than any other coffee.  During the work week I drink coffee on my way to work or while working.  On the weekend I drink it while I'm planning on what I have to do the rest of the day or while I'm out running errands.  While camping, I can just sit in my chair by the fire and realize I don't have to do #### that entire day if I don't want to.  

Coffee brewed correctly in a percolator tastes way better drip.  But even when I do it the "shuke way", it's damn good.  If you've never used a percolator you really have to get the heat just right to get it to percolate but not get too hot where the water is boiling and splashing the grounds out of the basket.  But I don't have that much patience when I want my coffee, and with a Coleman stove you can't have that flame too low or it'll go out from the wind.  So once my coffee is done, it's blacker than night and usually has about 1/16" of grounds in the bottom of the cup for some extra crunch.  


Boy, I'm with you, brother!  Camping coffee is extraordinary coffee.  We use a French press to make ours and we bring our tea kettle with us to boil the water.  Works great, especially if wind is making things tricky.  Tea kettle over the camp fire too if it's raging in the morning. 

 
 the original, Kopi Luwak, is indigenous to Indonesia ... those other civets are pretenders. 

we imported some back around 20 yrs ago - can't remember if it was D'Ags or Zabars who we offloaded it to - it's a very distinct cup, notes one won't find anywhere else ... but it sure as #### (pun intended) is not worth the coin. 

a beefy Kenyan is probably the best bang for the buck on the planet ... i know you like wine, so i would suggest Kenya AA, black - then you tell me how similar the profile/pallette is to a bone dry red. 

🍷 ☕


Well, Bali is part of Indonesia.  ;)   Yeah, OH liked that one better, so I'm not sure why he didn't buy any to bring home, unlike the Vietnamese stuff.

 
Nope, you can draft more pork round 2


I'll just do what Shuke does.

2.06 Virgin Hot Toddy - Beverage HOT non-alcoholic

I am the maker of this drink and when it snows in Portland, the neighbors descend upon our house and I make hot toddies for all....only we use bourbon or whiskey or whatever brown water is around to be found.  

But in the month of February, after the Super Bowl, I go dry for a month.  So if it snows on Monday or beyond, my hot toddy goes like this:

- Heat up the tea kettle

- zest a lemon, juice the lemon

- add a big glob of honey

Mix well.  Add the boiling water to the lemon and honey.  Add a dash of cayenne pepper.  Add a dash of nutmeg.  Serve piping hot in a glass with a cimamen stick.  

You'll sing like Paparazzi afterwards even without the bourbon.

 
2.4 French Roast coffee brewed in a percolator on a Coleman stove


That's an inspired pick.

Coffee is fuel for me, something I drink out of habit/addiction. Most of us have had tens of thousands of cups in our lifetimes but a hot cup of Joe on a chilly morning at a campground takes me someplace special.

 

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