Game of Thrones on HBO: non-book thread (2 Viewers)

[Gr00vus]

Oh look, another scene with Stanis.....

 

[mad sweeney]

Yeah, kinda bummed about the ending. Pretty obvious what's going to happen next week when Dani goes to execute the Dragon-->unsullied Trade.

To put it in WWE terms, the Slave Master generates too much heel heat to live for much longer. He is definitely going to get toasted by a dragon.

Yeah, like I said. Its very obvious. They really hit us over the head with the whole "the unsullied will do ANYTHING you say once they are yours" bit. And obviously her dragons are 100% loyal to her. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to put 2 and 2 together. I know this in the non-book thread (and I haven't read this book) but I kinda wonder how the slave masters constant insults are demonstrated in the book. Assuming that chapter was told through Dani's POV, how would the reader (and in the case of the show, the viewer) know that he's constantly calling her a slut, talking about her ###, etc?

Haven't read the book, but maybe she actually understands him? (I kept waiting for her to say "you know, I do speak your language") Guess we find out next week.

The scene is coming up again now.... but I thought she understood her at the end once she freed them... EDIT - Yup. The slave girl said something along the lines of "all men die in battle" without subtitles and Dani agreed with her and then repeated what she said and then said but we are not men. Slave guy is going to be the marshmallow in a Dragon campfire.

It's an old saying in Valyrian. The Targaeryans are from Valyria, but even more it's not an unknown phrase. It's what Jaqen Hagar told Arya to say to find him. Valar Marghulis, all men die. Battle isn't in there. The slaver was speaking Astaporian I believe.

The give away that Dany understands the Astepor language was when she gave the slave a drink of water and he refused her. She understood him and I highly doubt he was speaking her language.

Ah, I didn't catch that part. I just knew that the "all men die" wasn't the tip off. I don't recall whether she understood him at all, and theoretically the slave could've been captured from sonewhere that spoke dothraki or valerian or westerosi.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

Dany totally understand fake Ben Kingsley guy. they wouldn't have showed him talking like such a pig about her and her people if it wouldn't come back around. and she realized how uncomfortable hot translator was with it, which is why she saved her. can't wait to see him burn.

they're jumping around a little too much for me. I realize they're trying to cram 386 story lines into one season, but the 5 minutes they spent on Stannis and his red chick was 5 minutes I wish they would have spent on Arya or Snow or Dany or even Bran (Hodor!).

 

[Ilov80s]

Podrick is awesome!

If you read the book you would know Pod has a 17 inch Roster.

I did read the book but it doesn't exist in this thread.

I didnt read the book.... I was going for a joke. If it turns out he has a 17 incher, then good for him and what a GREAT storyline.

In that case I can neither confirm or deny the size of pod's pod.

Funny! From the show I kinda assumed that Pod's adventure was on the house at Littlefinger's behest.

It was Pod's first time, the girls may have given his money back because it only took 5 seconds.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

She's Naathi, not Puerto Rican

You can't slip a Puerto Rican by Tanner ! That's not Pocahantas, that's Jennifer Lopez !

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

Yep.

 

[Gr00vus]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

 

[Brady Marino]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

She seems to have thinned a lot in the face. Still hot, though.

 

[Gr00vus]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

She seems to have thinned a lot in the face. Still hot, though.

Yeah, but he's pulled a Kobe here. He's 17, 18 years old, is the King, is kicking ### all over the association, has big paydays ahead of him - and he goes and marries the 1st chick who accepts his scepter. They haven't been married more than a few months and her looks are already heading south. Did you see how ticked off he was just because his Uncle didn't follow orders? That wasn't about orders pal. He'll be buying her alimony-avoidance jewelry in less than a year.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

She seems to have thinned a lot in the face. Still hot, though.

Yeah, but he's pulled a Kobe here. He's 17, 18 years old, is the King, is kicking ### all over the association, has big paydays ahead of him - and he goes and marries the 1st chick who accepts his scepter. They haven't been married more than a few months and her looks are already heading south. Did you see how ticked off he was just because his Uncle didn't follow orders? That wasn't about orders pal. He'll be buying her remorse jewelry in less than a year.

It's the modern times we live in.

 

[mad sweeney]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

His other choice of an inbred from the crazy old man at the river should pretty much eliminate any buyers remorse. Deleted spoiler cuz I forgot what thread I was in.

 

[Gr00vus]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

His other choice of an inbred from the crazy old man at the river should pretty much eliminate any buyers remorse.

But he could have had the pick of the crazy litter.

 

[shadyridr]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Do we have a name on this chick yet? RN? Shuke? Seriously

 

[Gr00vus]

On another note, I thought the location and cinematography for the Theon chase scene were great.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Do we have a name on this chick yet? RN? Shuke? Seriously

Nathalie Emmanuel. It's like 20 secs worth of google.

 

[mad sweeney]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Do we have a name on this chick yet? RN? Shuke? Seriously

If we were allowed to mention innocuous stuff from the book, we could give you a name for that one.

She already said her name and there's a little thing called the Internet to look it up. But cast names probably fall under spoilers so watch out for the crying.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Do we have a name on this chick yet? RN? Shuke? Seriously

If we were allowed to mention innocuous stuff from the book, we could give you a name for that one.

She already said her name and there's a little thing called the Internet to look it up. But cast names probably fall under spoilers so watch out for the crying.

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

His other choice of an inbred from the crazy old man at the river should pretty much eliminate any buyers remorse.Deleted spoiler cuz I forgot what thread I was in.

Too late. Somebody quoted it. Solid work, guy.

 

[Raider Nation]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

She seems to have thinned a lot in the face. Still hot, though.

Yeah, but he's pulled a Kobe here. He's 17, 18 years old, is the King, is kicking ### all over the association, has big paydays ahead of him - and he goes and marries the 1st chick who accepts his scepter. They haven't been married more than a few months and her looks are already heading south. Did you see how ticked off he was just because his Uncle didn't follow orders? That wasn't about orders pal. He'll be buying her remorse jewelry in less than a year.

It's the modern times we live in.

"In which we live," Shakespeare.

 

[Raider Nation]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Valar Morporkis

I couldn't be more proud of myself for not knowing this.

 

[The Gator]

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

His other choice of an inbred from the crazy old man at the river should pretty much eliminate any buyers remorse.

Spoiler

until he's dead of course.

this is a doozy..do not click

 

[mad sweeney]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Do we have a name on this chick yet? RN? Shuke? Seriously

If we were allowed to mention innocuous stuff from the book, we could give you a name for that one.

She already said her name and there's a little thing called the Internet to look it up. But cast names probably fall under spoilers so watch out for the crying.

You guys know that Robb's wife is played by Charlie Chaplain's granddaughter?

She is crazy hot.

She's a dirty little tramp.

I've been thinking she doesn't look so great this season. I'd be having queen buyers remorse right now if I were Robb.

His other choice of an inbred from the crazy old man at the river should pretty much eliminate any buyers remorse.Deleted spoiler cuz I forgot what thread I was in.

Too late. Somebody quoted it. Solid work, guy.

I don't really care, guy. It was an accident and It's in spoilers, and is quoted after my edited post so if someone looks, then they're too dumb to be allowed to get mad. .

 

[Gr00vus]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Valar Morporkis

I couldn't be more proud of myself for not knowing this.

The night is dark and full of Puerto Rican strange...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't really care, guy.

It was an accident and It's in spoilers, and is quoted after my edited post so if someone looks, then they're too dumb to be allowed to get mad. .

Link

 

[mad sweeney]

I don't really care, guy.

It was an accident and It's in spoilers, and is quoted after my edited post so if someone looks, then they're too dumb to be allowed to get mad. .

Link

Nope, still not caring. Maybe a Willy Wonka meme will make me care. But probably not. Oh, the "said no one ever" one sometimes works. Try one of those.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't really care, guy.

It was an accident and It's in spoilers, and is quoted after my edited post so if someone looks, then they're too dumb to be allowed to get mad. .

Link

Nope, still not caring. Maybe a Willy Wonka meme will make me care. But probably not.Oh, the "said no one ever" one sometimes works. Try one of those.

Link

 

[mad sweeney]

I don't really care, guy.

It was an accident and It's in spoilers, and is quoted after my edited post so if someone looks, then they're too dumb to be allowed to get mad. .

Link

Nope, still not caring. Maybe a Willy Wonka meme will make me care. But probably not.Oh, the "said no one ever" one sometimes works. Try one of those.

Link

Meh. I don't watch MM, nor do I smoke. My GaF meter isn't even twitching.

 

[shadyridr]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Do we have a name on this chick yet? RN? Shuke? Seriously

If we were allowed to mention innocuous stuff from the book, we could give you a name for that one.

She already said her name and there's a little thing called the Internet to look it up. But cast names probably fall under spoilers so watch out for the crying.

Woah the actress who plays her is a character in the book?

 

[=Smackdown=]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

Valar Morporkis

I couldn't be more proud of myself for not knowing this.

The night is dark and full of Puerto Rican strange...

 

[Charlie Frown]

Did anyone else not find the whole music playing in middle of the hand chopping scene a little weird?

Where you streaming it rather than watching it on TV?

I think it was a jacked up torrent. I had the same thing. It was like the sound jumped ahead 5 seconds or so.

 

[biggamer3]

Did anyone else not find the whole music playing in middle of the hand chopping scene a little weird?

Where you streaming it rather than watching it on TV?

actually DL it from piratebay. I guess the audio at the end was screwed up because right before he started poking him in the eye with the knife the music from the end started blaring and all the dialogue was not heard. What did he tell Jamie after touching up his eye and doing the chop?

 

[biggamer3]

I'd really like to pork that Puerto Rican slave/translator chick that Dany got from Anton LaVey.

One thing that crosses ALL of our minds when he are introduced to a real hottie on any HBO show is that "cant wait to see her nude" thought we all think. God bless HBO, we at least have the chance of seeing the goods, whereas with Mad Men or Lost there was no chance for anything.

 

[The Gator]

Did anyone else not find the whole music playing in middle of the hand chopping scene a little weird?

Where you streaming it rather than watching it on TV?

actually DL it from piratebay. I guess the audio at the end was screwed up because right before he started poking him in the eye with the knife the music from the end started blaring and all the dialogue was not heard. What did he tell Jamie after touching up his eye and doing the chop?

"you're nothing without your daddy and your daddy aint here. This should help you remember :chop: "

 

[EYLive]

I would have jizzed my self after Tyrion introduced the 3rd girl.

 

[biggamer3]

Did anyone else not find the whole music playing in middle of the hand chopping scene a little weird?

Where you streaming it rather than watching it on TV?

actually DL it from piratebay. I guess the audio at the end was screwed up because right before he started poking him in the eye with the knife the music from the end started blaring and all the dialogue was not heard. What did he tell Jamie after touching up his eye and doing the chop?

"you're nothing without your daddy and your daddy aint here. This should help you remember :chop: "

thanks

 

[biggamer3]

I would have jizzed my self after Tyrion introduced the 3rd girl.

I think there were three options to what happened between those girls and that kid.

A) He has a tree stump tucked underneath those pants and shook their world thus earning him a free 3some.

B) Tyrion paid the girls earlier so the boy could think he was a stud and build some confidence in the young man.

C)The boy cowered out of performing after Tyrion left and thus didnt have to pay for not using the "merchandise".

 

[bigbottom]

I would have jizzed my self after Tyrion introduced the 3rd girl.

I think there were three options to what happened between those girls and that kid. A) He has a tree stump tucked underneath those pants and shook their world thus earning him a free 3some.B) Tyrion paid the girls earlier so the boy could think he was a stud and build some confidence in the young man.C)The boy cowered out of performing after Tyrion left and thus didnt have to pay for not using the "merchandise".

I think B makes the most sense. Why the hell would Tyrion make a big show about wanting to hear all the details? Like he really would give a crap?

 

[biggamer3]

I would have jizzed my self after Tyrion introduced the 3rd girl.

I think there were three options to what happened between those girls and that kid. A) He has a tree stump tucked underneath those pants and shook their world thus earning him a free 3some.B) Tyrion paid the girls earlier so the boy could think he was a stud and build some confidence in the young man.C)The boy cowered out of performing after Tyrion left and thus didnt have to pay for not using the "merchandise".

I think B makes the most sense. Why the hell would Tyrion make a big show about wanting to hear all the details? Like he really would give a crap?

Maybe Tyrion is the type of guy who gets off reading Penthouse Letters.

 

[mad sweeney]

I would have jizzed my self after Tyrion introduced the 3rd girl.

I think there were three options to what happened between those girls and that kid. A) He has a tree stump tucked underneath those pants and shook their world thus earning him a free 3some.B) Tyrion paid the girls earlier so the boy could think he was a stud and build some confidence in the young man.C)The boy cowered out of performing after Tyrion left and thus didnt have to pay for not using the "merchandise".

I think B makes the most sense. Why the hell would Tyrion make a big show about wanting to hear all the details? Like he really would give a crap?

Maybe he wants just the tips.

 

[bonesman]

I would have jizzed my self after Tyrion introduced the 3rd girl.

I think there were three options to what happened between those girls and that kid. A) He has a tree stump tucked underneath those pants and shook their world thus earning him a free 3some.B) Tyrion paid the girls earlier so the boy could think he was a stud and build some confidence in the young man.C)The boy cowered out of performing after Tyrion left and thus didnt have to pay for not using the "merchandise".

I think B makes the most sense. Why the hell would Tyrion make a big show about wanting to hear all the details? Like he really would give a crap?

Maybe he wants just the tips.

That's what I thought it was. Bronn and Tyrion have spent so much on whooores in their life they were fascinated to hear how to possibly get some snus-snus for free

 

[Arizona Ron]

I would have jizzed my self after Tyrion introduced the 3rd girl.

I think there were three options to what happened between those girls and that kid. A) He has a tree stump tucked underneath those pants and shook their world thus earning him a free 3some.B) Tyrion paid the girls earlier so the boy could think he was a stud and build some confidence in the young man.C)The boy cowered out of performing after Tyrion left and thus didnt have to pay for not using the "merchandise".

I think B makes the most sense. Why the hell would Tyrion make a big show about wanting to hear all the details? Like he really would give a crap?

Definatly B

 

[Whitetail Hunter]

Who saved Theon from the three horsemen? Same guy who unshackled him?

 

[Ilov80s]

Who saved Theon from the three horsemen? Same guy who unshackled him?

Yes, same guy. We don't know who he really is though. He claimed Theon's sister sent him, but that likely isn't true since the info he gave about her waiting for him east wasn't true.The men that were trying to recapture Theon called the mystery man "*******" so perhaps this was a clue. Remember that that Bolton's ******* son was supposedly sent to capture Theon back in S2. In think they are intending to make this mysterious.

 

[shadyridr]

That was the same guy? I had no clue

 

[Ilov80s]

That was the same guy? I had no clue

Yeah, it was the same guy. I am assuming they want a lot of confusion and mystery around this plot line, but it seems a bit too much IMO. I had to go back and rewatch to make sure it was the same actor.

 

[Steed]

Who saved Theon from the three horsemen? Same guy who unshackled him?

Yes, same guy. We don't know who he really is though. He claimed Theon's sister sent him, but that likely isn't true since the info he gave about her waiting for him east wasn't true.The men that were trying to recapture Theon called the mystery man "*******" so perhaps this was a clue. Remember that that Bolton's ******* son was supposedly sent to capture Theon back in S2. In think they are intending to make this mysterious.

I assumed all along that Bolton's ******* was the one that chopped off Jaime's hand. Martin does a great job with misdirections.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Who saved Theon from the three horsemen? Same guy who unshackled him?

Yes, same guy. We don't know who he really is though. He claimed Theon's sister sent him, but that likely isn't true since the info he gave about her waiting for him east wasn't true.The men that were trying to recapture Theon called the mystery man "*******" so perhaps this was a clue. Remember that that Bolton's ******* son was supposedly sent to capture Theon back in S2. In think they are intending to make this mysterious.

I assumed all along that Bolton's ******* was the one that chopped off Jaime's hand. Martin does a great job with misdirections.

Bolton's ******* was sent to Winterfell. Bolton said he sent his "best hunter" after Jaime.

 

[Ilov80s]

Who saved Theon from the three horsemen? Same guy who unshackled him?

Yes, same guy. We don't know who he really is though. He claimed Theon's sister sent him, but that likely isn't true since the info he gave about her waiting for him east wasn't true.The men that were trying to recapture Theon called the mystery man "*******" so perhaps this was a clue. Remember that that Bolton's ******* son was supposedly sent to capture Theon back in S2. In think they are intending to make this mysterious.

I assumed all along that Bolton's ******* was the one that chopped off Jaime's hand. Martin does a great job with misdirections.

Bolton's ******* was sent to Winterfell. Bolton said he sent his "best hunter" after Jaime.

Yeah, but what happened with the ******* when he got to Winterfell? I assumed that was him outside of Winterfell and that he may have gone rogue, sacked Winterfell and took Theon as his own prisoner. If that was the ******* saving Theon last episode, who had Theon then? That crucifix like thing looks just like the image on their banner. So did the ******* somehow double cross his own men and father? I have no idea what is happening there. I'm interested in it, but it's really not clear right now where that is going.