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Otis

Otis

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People are such animals. Please stop farting on subways and commuter trains. Cattle, the whole lot of you.

I mean, ammiright?

 
SBD in public is literally like climbing Mt. Everest. Your colon is your Sherpa, carrying the gaseous backpack until you reach the summit of your an.us. And then, when you reach the peak and let go your emotions, the world can bask in your accomplishment.

It's a religious experience, really.

 
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The real shame here is that you can really get some good acoustics on those hard plastic seats but you just cant let them rip :'(

 
Otis said:
People are such animals. Please stop farting on subways and commuter trains. Cattle, the whole lot of you.

I mean, ammiright?
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I've basically whittled down to the only reason I still live in NYC is that I can fart with impunity. It's so loud and stinky here all the time, nobody notices when I rip one.

Don't take this away from me. Please.

 
Depending on what the person ate, it could actually be an improvement on the smell of the subways sometimes.

 
Otis said:
People are such animals. Please stop farting on subways and commuter trains. Cattle, the whole lot of you.

I mean, ammiright?
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Yeah. Almost makes you wish you didn't have to spend two hours in an underground train every day with 8 million people who have no consideration for others.

 
Otis

Not to hijack, but arent you disgusted with men wearing sandals and flip flops on the train?

Anyone else bothered by this?

Its gross and completely impractical. Any real man knows he has to always be prepared for a physical altercation at any time. Which means strong footwear and no piercings.

 
Cropdusting anywhere I please is an experience that should be allowed for everyone. Granted, it's awful being on the receiving end of one, but those instances are rare.

 
I found riding the 7 train was depressing because it's like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.

 
jon_mx said:
I found riding the 7 train was depressing because it's like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.
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You ever pitch in the big leagues?

 
jon_mx said:
I found riding the 7 train was depressing because it's like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.
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Could be worst! You could be one of those guys sitting next to jon_mx.
 
One time, I was at dinner with my extended family at a crowded supper club place. Needless to say, I had a brutal bout of SBD (silent but deadly) brand gas brewing within me and leaking out. As we were leaving, I emptied the entire canister right at the head level of a lady from the table behind us. Everyone walking out behind me knew what I had done, and the woman looked as if she was going to beat the sh^t out of someone.

It was a classic moment of fun, so yes, I heatedly endorse crapping your pants in public for other's enjoyment.

 
jon_mx said:
I found riding the 7 train was depressing because it's like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.
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That's racist.

 
MC Gas Money said:
Otis

Not to hijack, but arent you disgusted with men wearing sandals and flip flops on the train?

Anyone else bothered by this?

Its gross and completely impractical. Any real man knows he has to always be prepared for a physical altercation at any time. Which means strong footwear and no piercings.
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In your next job interview, in section where they say "Do you have any questions for us?", this is what you should ask.

 
MC Gas Money said:
Otis

Not to hijack, but arent you disgusted with men wearing sandals and flip flops on the train?

Anyone else bothered by this?

Its gross and completely impractical. Any real man knows he has to always be prepared for a physical altercation at any time. Which means strong footwear and no piercings.
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What about a Prince Albert? That's still okay, right?

 
meatwad1 said:
jon_mx said:
I found riding the 7 train was depressing because it's like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.
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That's racist.
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It's a John Rocker quote from about 15 years ago. That and a couple other comments probably cost him his career. Either that or he just started sucking.

 
Kal El said:
Cropdusting anywhere I please is an experience that should be allowed for everyone. Granted, it's awful being on the receiving end of one, but those instances are rare.
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It's a give and take world.

People who are bothered by this haven't learned to apprecitate giving.

The fart is a gift that keeps on giving the whole year long.

"That it is, Edward!"

 
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Henry Ford said:
MC Gas Money said:
Otis

Not to hijack, but arent you disgusted with men wearing sandals and flip flops on the train?

Anyone else bothered by this?

Its gross and completely impractical. Any real man knows he has to always be prepared for a physical altercation at any time. Which means strong footwear and no piercings.
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What about a Prince Albert? That's still okay, right?
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Not if you get kicked in the crotch

 
I usually let mine go as I'm walking through a Metro station. That way, I'm several yards away from the drop point by the time people notice.

I'll be in NYC next week. What trains do you ride, Otis? I might have something for you.

 
jon_mx said:
meatwad1 said:
jon_mx said:
I found riding the 7 train was depressing because it's like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.
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That's racist.
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It's a John Rocker quote from about 15 years ago. That and a couple other comments probably cost him his career. Either that or he just started sucking.
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Rocker just ran out of gas.

 
also on the bucket list is to fart on the New York subway get ready to get off yell back to all the passengers, hey yall that air in your mouth used to be in my butt. Drop mike, leave.

 
jon_mx said:
meatwad1 said:
jon_mx said:
I found riding the 7 train was depressing because it's like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.
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That's racist.
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It's a John Rocker quote from about 15 years ago. That and a couple other comments probably cost him his career. Either that or he just started sucking.
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he also had a strange resemblance to Scooby Doo

 
Hey, has anyone ever seen the guy on the NYC subway with the black who carries a cross made of mirrors and calls himself the "earth angel" and shouts about the bible?

I see him often on the 4,5,6 line and sometimes ontje street because I used to live near him in Pelham Bay in the Bronx.

 
It's my god given right to drop my bombs when and where I please.

you can hold your nose

 
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