I had to take that drug test this week, and when the guy told me I'd have to take one, he said it all sheepishly and scared. I told him that, even though I'm in Washington, I don't partake (nothing against it and many of my friends do, just not my jam), and it was the loudest sigh of relief I'd ever heard. So dumb at this point in history. And the company I'll be working for is in Colorado, so it's not like some puritan part of the US.
Also, I like this song from The Searchers a lot. Kudos to the almost-drafter.