Walking through the West Loop of Chicago, heading west on Adams towards Greek Town. I'm about a block before crossing over the Kennedy.
I'm about 25 paces behind some guy that seemed to be creeping up behind a woman that was about 10 paces in front of him and he's gaining on her fast. Its late afternoon and oddly, for this time of day, there's not a lot of people around. I walk this area plenty so I'm used to commuters walking and this guy wasn't walking like a commuter, he was flat out following her. The guy is short, stocky easily in his 50s. Not something that you'd normally view as a threat, but everything he was doing suggested that he was. I thought for sure that he was going to snatch her purse or something, so I'm paying pretty close attention and ready to intervene if needed.
All of a sudden, the guy peels off and walks up the stairs of one of the houses and just stops there. At no time did he look behind himself and see me, nor did I engage him in a way that would have let him know I was there. So he seemed to stop on his own.
As I pass him, I don't even give him a glance, I just go about my business and keep walking to my destination.
all of a sudden I hear
"I SEE YOU, MIDDLE AGED MAN!!!!, WITH YOUR SUNGLASSES AND YOUR JACKET AND YOUR BACKPACK. DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T SEE YOU!"
I assess myself
Middle aged, sadly true
sunglasses, check
jacket, check
backpack, check
So he's obviously talking to me, but I turn around and ask him if he is.
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU, MIDDLE AGED MAN!
My response.
Look buddy, I don't mind being called middle aged, but coming from your old ###, there better be a complimentary tone in your voice next time