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Officer Pete Malloy said:
My favorite story on the interspaces today.

I went to a house party once. People were all around the place. Living room, dining room, bedroom, just drinking and chatting. At some point, one guy started to hook up with a girl. They went to the bedroom to... well, to #### :)

When they got there, there were 2 guys and 1 girl. They realized the couple was going to use the bedroom, so they started to leave. One of the guys, though, turned off the lights while leaving. But he realized the bedroom got REALLY dark, so he closed the door and managed to stay inside, hidden.

The couple started to make out on the bed, taking their clothes off, and my friend was watching, hidden, jerking off. At some point, your eyes get used to the dark, right? The girl was on all fours, while the guy was banging from behind. Then, all of a sudden, she screams: "Oh my god! There's someone here!". My friend then started to apologize, putting his #### away, while turning on the lights. That's when the three of them saw it: ANOTHER ninja jerker managed to stay inside the bedroom, at the corner, masturbating.

They both apologized and left the room.
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:lmao:
 
Re: Johnny Dangerously

Kid gets caught stealing puppy from pet store

What punishment was worse, having to listen to the story or getting stuck with a stupid cat?

 
Mr. Pickles said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
<<<< another reddit submission soaring up the karma charts today.
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link?
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Here
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Sometimes you are so strange.
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Almost 1900 karma, Poochie.
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Why can you buy with this?
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Oh, there'll be no money. But on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So he's got that going for him.

Which is nice.

 
Buenos dias, y'all. :coffee:

Jeebus on a stick, I got tore up yesterday. I remember being on the phone with someone, but damned if I can recall who it was. Bob, if it was you, there may be a box of lacy panties heading your way :bag:

So, I'm playing a friend in Scrabble and am convinced she's running a cheat program. As some of you know from experience, I'm not very good. But some of her plays are out of her orbit. I asked her what one of the words she played meant and she recited the exact dictionary definition. I mean, what's the point?

 
One of our dogs passed during the night. Woke up to find him curled up on the couch in his favorite spot (aka, the warm spot left from whoever last got up).

He was 12, had a heart murmur, and was prone to wheezing fits where you would fear that he would never catch his breath, but he was still very active and this was unexpected.

I know I should feel better that he passed peacefully and at home rather than suffering and having to be out down, but we're all kind of a mess here anyway.

Fortunately, there is a 24 hr emergency vet nearby where I could take him and arrange for cremation (don't have a practical place to bury a pet).

Not a good start to the day.

No well wishes needed, but cut your pets some slack if they do something exceptionally stupid (and endearing) today in honor of little Oscar the weiner dog.

 
Rustoleum said:
One of our dogs passed during the night. Woke up to find him curled up on the couch in his favorite spot (aka, the warm spot left from whoever last got up).

He was 12, had a heart murmur, and was prone to wheezing fits where you would fear that he would never catch his breath, but he was still very active and this was unexpected.

I know I should feel better that he passed peacefully and at home rather than suffering and having to be out down, but we're all kind of a mess here anyway.

Fortunately, there is a 24 hr emergency vet nearby where I could take him and arrange for cremation (don't have a practical place to bury a pet).

Not a good start to the day.

No well wishes needed, but cut your pets some slack if they do something exceptionally stupid (and endearing) today in honor of little Oscar the weiner dog.
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Sucks, man. I don't even want to think about what I'm going to be like when my knucklehead slips loose the mortal coil. :cry:

Just gave Milhouse extra treats and told him that Oscar(awesome name for a dachshund) sent them. He was a little confused, but grateful.

 
Rustoleum said:
One of our dogs passed during the night. Woke up to find him curled up on the couch in his favorite spot (aka, the warm spot left from whoever last got up).

He was 12, had a heart murmur, and was prone to wheezing fits where you would fear that he would never catch his breath, but he was still very active and this was unexpected.

I know I should feel better that he passed peacefully and at home rather than suffering and having to be out down, but we're all kind of a mess here anyway.

Fortunately, there is a 24 hr emergency vet nearby where I could take him and arrange for cremation (don't have a practical place to bury a pet).

Not a good start to the day.

No well wishes needed, but cut your pets some slack if they do something exceptionally stupid (and endearing) today in honor of little Oscar the weiner dog.
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My puppy has been incredibly whiny and needy today, and I was frustrated. Now I just feel like a ####. Hugging her for Oscar.

 
Rustoleum said:
One of our dogs passed during the night. Woke up to find him curled up on the couch in his favorite spot (aka, the warm spot left from whoever last got up).

He was 12, had a heart murmur, and was prone to wheezing fits where you would fear that he would never catch his breath, but he was still very active and this was unexpected.

I know I should feel better that he passed peacefully and at home rather than suffering and having to be out down, but we're all kind of a mess here anyway.

Fortunately, there is a 24 hr emergency vet nearby where I could take him and arrange for cremation (don't have a practical place to bury a pet).

Not a good start to the day.

No well wishes needed, but cut your pets some slack if they do something exceptionally stupid (and endearing) today in honor of little Oscar the weiner dog.
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Well wishes may not be necessary, but you still get one. Losing a pet is tough.

RIP Oscar. And feel better GB.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
Rustoleum said:
One of our dogs passed during the night. Woke up to find him curled up on the couch in his favorite spot (aka, the warm spot left from whoever last got up).

He was 12, had a heart murmur, and was prone to wheezing fits where you would fear that he would never catch his breath, but he was still very active and this was unexpected.

I know I should feel better that he passed peacefully and at home rather than suffering and having to be out down, but we're all kind of a mess here anyway.

Fortunately, there is a 24 hr emergency vet nearby where I could take him and arrange for cremation (don't have a practical place to bury a pet).

Not a good start to the day.

No well wishes needed, but cut your pets some slack if they do something exceptionally stupid (and endearing) today in honor of little Oscar the weiner dog.
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Well wishes may not be necessary, but you still get one. Losing a pet is tough.

RIP Oscar. And feel better GB.
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This. We have 2 weiner dogs and I'm going to cry like a baby when they go.

RIP Oscar.

 
I have a four hour layover tonight (thanks a lot Carlson-Wagonlit) in Miami. Mope still checks in here, right? Airport beers on me.

 
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