GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

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Picked the right season to give all my Duck tickets away. Jesus....

How much would it cost me to get you to take these back?

Actually, you might still have fun. Cal is explosive. They may score 100 on this putrid defense.

Oh, it'll be fun. We're looking forward to the trip, and especially to seeing the Malaises.

$20 says he's going to ask you to babysit.

$50 says she'll be successful after soaking the pacifiers in Pappy's

 

[kevzilla]

GM>I am to PayPal as you are to Netflix, but you should be paid now.

 

[strykerpks]

If GM or K4 fly me out there, I'll babysit that night. No shtick

 

[General Malaise]

Get to watch every Titans game because of Marcus. Neat.

Having to watch every Titans game is not a fun experience.

I didn't like the pick at the time but the kid is pretty good and getting better. He had some amazing throws today.

Who did you want them to take instead?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Get to watch every Titans game because of Marcus. Neat.

Having to watch every Titans game is not a fun experience.

I didn't like the pick at the time but the kid is pretty good and getting better. He had some amazing throws today.

Who did you want them to take instead?

Amari Cooper would have been nice if you believed that Mariota would have trouble adjusting to a pro style offense.

 

[krista4]

If GM or K4 fly me out there, I'll babysit that night. No shtick

I'm in for this. GM?

 

[cstu]

Ted Nugent talking about Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine:

And you know who Tom Morello is, one of the great musical virtuosos of our day. Tom couldn't be more left and more opposite politically than I am. But we get along just fine. He's a gentleman. We get together. We have fun and a little bit of jabbing, a little irreverence toward each other, a little kind of cute probing and prodding. But it's all civil. It's all gentlemanly. And I think that when you really step back and you go, "Okay, what does Tom Morello believe in?" Well, he obviously believes in most of the exact things I believe in. He believes in being the best he can be. He believes in providing to his family. He believes in working really hard so that he's an asset to his family, his community, and his country. You know what I mean? So in the real pragmatic, utilitarian responsibilities of life, a guy like Tom Morello is so much like me, it's silly. And I like him.

 

[cstu]

Get to watch every Titans game because of Marcus. Neat.

Having to watch every Titans game is not a fun experience.

I didn't like the pick at the time but the kid is pretty good and getting better. He had some amazing throws today.

From the day I started watching him (last season since I don't generally watch college football) I told everyone he was going to be a stud. Has that 'it' factor the great ones have.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ted Nugent talking about Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine:

And you know who Tom Morello is, one of the great musical virtuosos of our day. Tom couldn't be more left and more opposite politically than I am. But we get along just fine. He's a gentleman. We get together. We have fun and a little bit of jabbing, a little irreverence toward each other, a little kind of cute probing and prodding. But it's all civil. It's all gentlemanly. And I think that when you really step back and you go, "Okay, what does Tom Morello believe in?" Well, he obviously believes in most of the exact things I believe in. He believes in being the best he can be. He believes in providing to his family. He believes in working really hard so that he's an asset to his family, his community, and his country. You know what I mean? So in the real pragmatic, utilitarian responsibilities of life, a guy like Tom Morello is so much like me, it's silly. And I like him.

Wtf

 

[shuke]

Rant

Apparently you can't just buy a $5 bag of popcorn at a kids event nowadays. You have to pay $12 BUT HEY IT COMES WITH A HAT!

oh you want some Cotton Candy and a Spider-Man mask?

####ers

Circus? Such a racket.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Went to a live Yo Gabba Gabba! show once. Milli Vanilli has (had) a lower profit/artistic value ratio. $20 for some stupid light-up spinny thing that's long-dead.

You get some hair on your chest, parenting-wise, you learn to avoid that ####. Thin line between being the cool/fun parent and a rube.

#### walnuts too btw.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Rant

Apparently you can't just buy a $5 bag of popcorn at a kids event nowadays. You have to pay $12 BUT HEY IT COMES WITH A HAT!

oh you want some Cotton Candy and a Spider-Man mask?

####ers

Circus? Such a racket.

It was the Marvel Universe thing

 

[kevzilla]

In addition to the standard early-morning back pain, the ring and pinkie fingers on my left hand are numb and cold. It was a run.

 

[Abraham]

Get to watch every Titans game because of Marcus. Neat.

Having to watch every Titans game is not a fun experience.

I didn't like the pick at the time but the kid is pretty good and getting better. He had some amazing throws today.

Who did you want them to take instead?

Leonard Williams.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

In addition to the standard early-morning back pain, the ring and pinkie fingers on my left hand are numb and cold. It was a run.

Might wanna get that looked at, gb

 

[cosjobs]

Ted Nugent talking about Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine:

And you know who Tom Morello is, one of the great musical virtuosos of our day. Tom couldn't be more left and more opposite politically than I am. But we get along just fine. He's a gentleman. We get together. We have fun and a little bit of jabbing, a little irreverence toward each other, a little kind of cute probing and prodding. But it's all civil. It's all gentlemanly. And I think that when you really step back and you go, "Okay, what does Tom Morello believe in?" Well, he obviously believes in most of the exact things I believe in. He believes in being the best he can be. He believes in providing to his family. He believes in working really hard so that he's an asset to his family, his community, and his country. You know what I mean? So in the real pragmatic, utilitarian responsibilities of life, a guy like Tom Morello is so much like me, it's silly. And I like him.

Wtf

Who stole the keys to Ted's alias?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Showed up to a 3 day training course this morning where I was informed that they cancelled it last week but didn't have a phone number for me to let me know. Nevermind that they had my company's phone number, my email and my company has been working with them for over a decade now.

Good times

 

[Chaos Commish]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/07/0742f6dd43904c70fd2b5d8e42aaad1dc2eb9269dbd9a21e236419babc0b7569.jpg

 

[tommyboy]

Ted Nugent talking about Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine:

And you know who Tom Morello is, one of the great musical virtuosos of our day. Tom couldn't be more left and more opposite politically than I am. But we get along just fine. He's a gentleman. We get together. We have fun and a little bit of jabbing, a little irreverence toward each other, a little kind of cute probing and prodding. But it's all civil. It's all gentlemanly. And I think that when you really step back and you go, "Okay, what does Tom Morello believe in?" Well, he obviously believes in most of the exact things I believe in. He believes in being the best he can be. He believes in providing to his family. He believes in working really hard so that he's an asset to his family, his community, and his country. You know what I mean? So in the real pragmatic, utilitarian responsibilities of life, a guy like Tom Morello is so much like me, it's silly. And I like him.

this is basically what Pope Francis is saying to all Catholics.

 

[Frostillicus]

Showed up to a 3 day training course this morning where I was informed that they cancelled it last week but didn't have a phone number for me to let me know. Nevermind that they had my company's phone number, my email and my company has been working with them for over a decade now.

Good times

3 days off?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Showed up to a 3 day training course this morning where I was informed that they cancelled it last week but didn't have a phone number for me to let me know. Nevermind that they had my company's phone number, my email and my company has been working with them for over a decade now.

Good times

3 days off?

That's what it sounds like to me.

 

[Sammy3469]

Rant

Apparently you can't just buy a $5 bag of popcorn at a kids event nowadays. You have to pay $12 BUT HEY IT COMES WITH A HAT!

oh you want some Cotton Candy and a Spider-Man mask?

####ers

Circus? Such a racket.

The heir's daughter (the mom produces the circus now) was actually in our sons playgroup until she got too uppity. She was married to this really weird dude who must have been an ex-circus performer or something. Let's just say he was artsy.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Showed up to a 3 day training course this morning where I was informed that they cancelled it last week but didn't have a phone number for me to let me know. Nevermind that they had my company's phone number, my email and my company has been working with them for over a decade now.

Good times

3 days off?

I wish. Back to the job site I've been on for the last month. But today's pretty much a wash since I'm dressed for classroom training and not a demo site.

 

[General Malaise]

Insurance runs Oct. 1 to Oct. 1 for us. I've met everything this year; deductible, out of pocket max, etc. But everything resets Oct. 1.....thus, I frantically called my urologist this morning and begged them to find me a spot before Oct. 1....back alley, hatchet man, whatever it takes. Got me in Sept. 30th at 1:45. It was a run, but it's far past time to retire this baby maker.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Showed up to a 3 day training course this morning where I was informed that they cancelled it last week but didn't have a phone number for me to let me know. Nevermind that they had my company's phone number, my email and my company has been working with them for over a decade now.

Good times

I hate #### like this. Whatever you do...don't take an extra 60 seconds to make sure things are done right.

 

[El Floppo]

Insurance runs Oct. 1 to Oct. 1 for us. I've met everything this year; deductible, out of pocket max, etc. But everything resets Oct. 1.....thus, I frantically called my urologist this morning and begged them to find me a spot before Oct. 1....back alley, hatchet man, whatever it takes. Got me in Sept. 30th at 1:45. It was a run, but it's far past time to retire this baby maker.

GL cutting your penis or whatever.

speaking of insurance... found out via email last night that our Obabmacare provider, Health Republic has gone out of business. Should be fun looking for another provider again.

 

[General Malaise]

Sister has a new roommate.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Insurance runs Oct. 1 to Oct. 1 for us. I've met everything this year; deductible, out of pocket max, etc. But everything resets Oct. 1.....thus, I frantically called my urologist this morning and begged them to find me a spot before Oct. 1....back alley, hatchet man, whatever it takes. Got me in Sept. 30th at 1:45. It was a run, but it's far past time to retire this baby maker.

Don't insurance companies typically pay for these? Cost prevention, and all that.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

She seems fun?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sister has a new roommate.

Your sister knows Dave Navarro?

 

[General Malaise]

Insurance runs Oct. 1 to Oct. 1 for us. I've met everything this year; deductible, out of pocket max, etc. But everything resets Oct. 1.....thus, I frantically called my urologist this morning and begged them to find me a spot before Oct. 1....back alley, hatchet man, whatever it takes. Got me in Sept. 30th at 1:45. It was a run, but it's far past time to retire this baby maker.

Don't insurance companies typically pay for these? Cost prevention, and all that.

My insurance seems a bit reluctant to cover electives, which is what this is falling under. I'm not taking any chances. I get it Wed, they cover everything. I do it after Wed and I might be out of pocket several hundred and, well....F that.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Sister has a new roommate.

I'd do her

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Insurance runs Oct. 1 to Oct. 1 for us. I've met everything this year; deductible, out of pocket max, etc. But everything resets Oct. 1.....thus, I frantically called my urologist this morning and begged them to find me a spot before Oct. 1....back alley, hatchet man, whatever it takes. Got me in Sept. 30th at 1:45. It was a run, but it's far past time to retire this baby maker.

Way to get in under the wire, my friend.

My ultrasound was this morning and, as my doctor suspected, my gall bladder is a disaster area. Meeting set up with surgeon in two weeks unless things get worse.

 

[General Malaise]

Sister has a new roommate.

Your sister knows Dave Navarro?

Apparently this girl is going through a divorce from some rich guy who is 'hiding' $30 Million from her. Yeah, right. So my sister is letting her stay with her for free because, you know, my sister is just ROLLING in the money. Oh wait, that's the opposite of her plight in life. This girl came over for dinner on Saturday and immediately went outside with a glass of saki and chain smoked. And in good bulimic fashion, she disappeared before dinner was on the table. In a neat twist, my sister's issues with food seem to be back, which might happen when you choose to room with a waif woman who fancies herself as a model.

And as an added bonus to Saturday, my parents delighted us with a story about having sex in Paris last week in the same building they had sex in back in the late 60s when both were over there. What a night.

 

[-fish-]

where does your sister live again?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Missionary, I assume? Don't tell me you didn't ask.

 

[General Malaise]

Sister has a new roommate.

I'd do her

Yeah, there's a lot to like here.

 

[General Malaise]

where does your sister live again?

Yup, right in your bailiwick.

 

[-fish-]

where does your sister live again?

Yup, right in your bailiwick.

I'd like to put it right in her bailiwick.

 

[General Malaise]

where does your sister live again?

Yup, right in your bailiwick.

I'd like to put it right in her bailiwick.

it = info?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seems like a great chick if you're looking for all of your clothes/urethra to be set on fire.

 

[General Malaise]

She left her coconut flavored sake at our house. Maybe I should go return it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

She left her coconut flavored sake at our house. Maybe I should go return it.

Do that after you get snipped, gb.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Sister has a new roommate.

Tell me she has that affected Euro accent like Milos' girl on Seinfeld

 

[heckmanm]

She left her coconut flavored sake at our house. Maybe I should go return it.

Wait until Thursday IMO

Dammit, TRE

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Missionary, I assume? Don't tell me you didn't ask.

Devil's shoestring.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Seems like a great chick if you're looking for all of your clothes/urethra to be set on fire.

She looks like the kind of girl that keeps extra panties* in her purse just in case.

*dirty ones

 

[Drifter]

I like the cosmopolitan vogue-ee picture standing in the middle of some random residential street in Portland.

 

[GroveDiesel]

She left her coconut flavored sake at our house. Maybe I should go return it.

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to put my lips on that bottle.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Clueless Mets fan doesn't know what "gang bang" means.

Re Harper and Papelbon's slapfight

If there are Nats fans planning a gang bang on Papelbon, I wouldn't mind joining them. I'm pretty sure I mean jump Papelbon. That piece of #### needs to be told that behavior doesn't fly. The FO should resolve things peacefully before someone else takes it into their own hands.

Edit: I clearly don't know what those words mean. I'm trying to find the right term for when a group of people, usually done with gangs, beat down on a defenseless person. I know jumping is one.

Edit 2: Lesson learned, always use Urban Dictionary before using slang. Just because gang bang is very close to gangbanger in spelling, they are unrelated, except for the fact they involve groups.

Edit 3: Did I seriously have to wake up to this? ####### reddit...

Edit 4: Any Mets fans who stumbled upon this sub because of my idiocy? Welcome, we're a fun group of people here at /r/newyorkmets.

Edit 5: Comment now reached the 1,000 point threshold. Anyone from outside /r/newyorkmets have any more questions to ask, just letting you now, I'm only here to talk about Qualcomm baseball.

Edit 6: For the person vote brigading me, stay classy.

Edit 7: How I feel about getting my first, and most likely only, comment with 1000+ karma in this manner.

Edit 8: Some of these comments are funny thinking I actually want to stage a jump. It's just hyperbole, I don't condone this, especially since baseball had an ugly incident a few years ago when a Giants fan had permanent brain damage after getting jumped by two Dodgers fans.

[–]4_YRT7 9 points

21 hours ago are you saying that you want to gang rape Papelbon?