GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

Forrest "SuperSwimmers" Nesbitt. You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

I suck at everything. How is this even possible? I smoked ALL the seeds and stems. I take horrible care of my body. This is unexplainable.

You share one gene with NBA players, and it has nothing to do with skin tone or athletic ability.

Enormous hog? Love of weed? Looks great in tank top?

Ok, two genes.

Forgot about the weed.

 

[-fish-]

Going out to dinner with the cab driver tomorrow. I can't wait to see what her brand of crazy is all about.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This Quantico show is pretty bad, but the lead chick is spectacularly good to look at.

 

[General Malaise]

This Quantico show is pretty bad, but the lead chick is spectacularly good to look at.

Solid link job here, Hipple.

 

[tommyboy]

This Quantico show is pretty bad, but the lead chick is spectacularly good to look at.

pics

https://www.google.com/search?q=Priyanka+Chopra&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=775&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiWtP-2s-vKAhUI32MKHVPIBhMQ_AUIBygC

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This Quantico show is pretty bad, but the lead chick is spectacularly good to look at.

Solid link job here, Hipple.

http://m.imdb.com/name/nm1231899/

 

[El Floppo]

This Quantico show is pretty bad, but the lead chick is spectacularly good to look at.

this. this is really true- both parts.

I saw the thing once... laughed at and loved the skin tight, low cut t-shirts the cadet girls wear in the FBI training program.

 

[kevzilla]

This Quantico show is pretty bad, but the lead chick is spectacularly good to look at.

Unfortunately, GM just knocked her up. She sat in an airline seat that he was in a month ago. Boom.

 

[-fish-]

This Quantico show is pretty bad, but the lead chick is spectacularly good to look at.

The slutty blonde is pretty good too.

 

[General Malaise]

Going out to dinner with the cab driver tomorrow. I can't wait to see what her brand of crazy is all about.

Friends with you on FB? I need to see this girl.

 

[-fish-]

Going out to dinner with the cab driver tomorrow. I can't wait to see what her brand of crazy is all about.

Friends with you on FB? I need to see this girl.

No. I asked her to send me pics. She said she would but then didn't. I can't send a friend request because I apparently can't figure out how to spell her name. I'll get some tomorrow. Cute smallish (like 5'2") Latina girl.

 

[Frostillicus]

This could be the best movie ever made.

 

[-fish-]

This could be the best movie ever made.

so in.

 

[General Malaise]

This could be the best movie ever made.

seek help

 

[El Floppo]

This could be the best movie ever made.

so in.

land shark? god yes.

 

[-fish-]

This could be the best movie ever made.

so in.

land shark? god yes.

and brilliant casting of Traci Lords.

 

[General Malaise]

This could be the best movie ever made.

so in.

land shark? god yes.

and brilliant casting of Traci Lords.

AND DOMINQUE SWAIN!!!!!

 

[El Floppo]

This could be the best movie ever made.

so in.

land shark? god yes.

and brilliant casting of Traci Lords.

the wise, matriarchal authority/savior. pretty much how I saw her career arc go when I first saw her on film, blowing 4 guys at the same time.

 

[-fish-]

Going out to dinner with the cab driver tomorrow. I can't wait to see what her brand of crazy is all about.

Did we ever go out with the playboy chick?

Scheduled for Thursday, but she's turning out to be really clingy. May have to pull the plug on her before it ever happens.

I think I may just go with the international team for now.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This could be the best movie ever made.

so in.

land shark? god yes.

and brilliant casting of Traci Lords.

Nice to see that she's still getting work.

 

[-fish-]

They should have cast Sasha Grey as her young protege to complete the circle of former porn stars.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This could be the best movie ever made.

so in.

land shark? god yes.

and brilliant casting of Traci Lords.

AND DOMINQUE SWAIN!!!!!

Bikini Jones looks like it could be good

 

[General Malaise]

Going out to dinner with the cab driver tomorrow. I can't wait to see what her brand of crazy is all about.

Did we ever go out with the playboy chick?

Scheduled for Thursday, but she's turning out to be really clingy. May have to pull the plug on her before it ever happens.

I think I may just go with the international team for now.

The hell you will. Look here, fella...I'm sitting here with 5 kids and a wife who is scared to have sex with me because I'm still potent. I have been ordered by my urologist to ejaculate a total of 100 times since I was clipped in September. I've watched so much pron on my computer and phone that I can't even enjoy it anymore. I have no imagination, I can't afford a hooker, I look like a pregnant Jim Gaffigan, so really, you're all I got for storyboard romance and sexual hijinx. I mean....there's Homer I guess, but he's not got getting any vulva with that goiter on his head and the ambition of a Peruvian tree sloth.

Now you get out there and you text that Playboy model right now. I don't care if she's clingier than Alicia Silverstone in the movie Crush, you put up with it until you post your sordid details here or I will drive up to Gig Harbor, find your house key that you taped to the front door, saunter in and casually drop off my twins as punishment for your wussy display here. I always knew lawyers were selfish, but good god, man....have you no compassion in your fellow man?

 

[El Floppo]

here, here.

eta:

*a general murmur of agreement.*

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Going out to dinner with the cab driver tomorrow. I can't wait to see what her brand of crazy is all about.

Did we ever go out with the playboy chick?

Scheduled for Thursday, but she's turning out to be really clingy. May have to pull the plug on her before it ever happens.

I think I may just go with the international team for now.

The hell you will. Look here, fella...I'm sitting here with 5 kids and a wife who is scared to have sex with me because I'm still potent. I have been ordered by my urologist to ejaculate a total of 100 times since I was clipped in September. I've watched so much pron on my computer and phone that I can't even enjoy it anymore. I have no imagination, I can't afford a hooker, I look like a pregnant Jim Gaffigan, so really, you're all I got for storyboard romance and sexual hijinx. I mean....there's Homer I guess, but he's not got getting any vulva with that goiter on his head and the ambition of a Peruvian tree sloth.

Now you get out there and you text that Playboy model right now. I don't care if she's clingier than Alicia Silverstone in the movie Crush, you put up with it until you post your sordid details here or I will drive up to Gig Harbor, find your house key that you taped to the front door, saunter in and casually drop off my twins as punishment for your wussy display here. I always knew lawyers were selfish, but good god, man....have you no compassion in your fellow man?

"The ambition of a Peruvian tree sloth" will be on my tombstone someday.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This could be the best movie ever made.

Based on a true story, right?

 

[General Malaise]

Frosty, did you know about this?

CHICAGO — Your childhood dreams of hanging out with all your friends at “The Max” will soon come true.

A Saved By The Bell themed parody pop-up bar and diner, named “Saved By The Max,” will be opening in Chicago’s Wicker Park on June 1. The location has not yet been announced.

“Saved By The Max” will be detailed to replicate “The Max,” which was the favorite hangout spot for all the students of Bayside High.

The new pop-up bar and diner will feature food named after the show’s cast members, including “AC Sliders”, “Preppy BLT”, and “Macaroni and Screech.” It will also have a full bar with booze and cocktails inspired by the show.

“Saved By The Max” will have daily costume contests for a cash prize and weekly events that will include karaoke, trivia and 80s/90s dance parties.

This parody pop-up is said to be in no way affiliated with NBC Productions or Rysher Entertainment.

 

[-fish-]

:blowsout:

My friend GM,

Since Guster died and Zooks retired, I've been carrying the weight around here for us single guys (props to Bill for dating a super-spy).

But clingy just doesn't work for this. I'm seeing a French whore, a Mexican cab driver, an ex-girlfriend who put me in jail who is now obsessed with living a submissive lifestyle, and have another couple moving parts that come and go. I can't add a clingy, unpredictable suspicious former stripper/playboy model to the mix. It's too much juggling and she could create a disaster of untold proportions in the delicate balance of my debauchery.

In words your deadened libido can understand, it's like when you need to change two diapers, put the pants back on your son, entertain your mother in law, make crock pot chicken and you finally figure out that your wife slipped your doctor an extra $500 and you didn't really have a vasectomy at all--he just took some needlenose pliers to your nuts, and she's planned on squirting out another addition to this clan the whole time. If you had a soul, my ginger brother, it would be crushed.

The risk just isn't worth the reward.

 

[General Malaise]

:blowsout:

My friend GM,

Since Guster died and Zooks retired, I've been carrying the weight around here for us single guys (props to Bill for dating a super-spy).

But clingy just doesn't work for this. I'm seeing a French whore, a Mexican cab driver, an ex-girlfriend who put me in jail who is now obsessed with living a submissive lifestyle, and have another couple moving parts that come and go. I can't add a clingy, unpredictable suspicious former stripper/playboy model to the mix. It's too much juggling and she could create a disaster of untold proportions in the delicate balance of my debauchery.

In words your deadened libido can understand, it's like when you need to change two diapers, put the pants back on your son, entertain your mother in law, make crock pot chicken and you finally figure out that your wife slipped your doctor an extra $500 and you didn't really have a vasectomy at all--he just took some needlenose pliers to your nuts, and she's planned on squirting out another addition to this clan the whole time. If you had a soul, my ginger brother, it would be crushed.

The risk just isn't worth the reward.

THIS IS PRECISELY WHY WE HERE!!!!!!!!!

 

[-fish-]

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I doubt Bing agrees.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Frosty, did you know about this?

CHICAGO — Your childhood dreams of hanging out with all your friends at “The Max” will soon come true.

A Saved By The Bell themed parody pop-up bar and diner, named “Saved By The Max,” will be opening in Chicago’s Wicker Park on June 1. The location has not yet been announced.

“Saved By The Max” will be detailed to replicate “The Max,” which was the favorite hangout spot for all the students of Bayside High.

The new pop-up bar and diner will feature food named after the show’s cast members, including “AC Sliders”, “Preppy BLT”, and “Macaroni and Screech.” It will also have a full bar with booze and cocktails inspired by the show.

“Saved By The Max” will have daily costume contests for a cash prize and weekly events that will include karaoke, trivia and 80s/90s dance parties.

This parody pop-up is said to be in no way affiliated with NBC Productions or Rysher Entertainment.

wow. this is going to be very close to me. pretty sure I won't be there though.

 

[strykerpks]

at all of this

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Frosty, did you know about this?

CHICAGO — Your childhood dreams of hanging out with all your friends at “The Max” will soon come true.

A Saved By The Bell themed parody pop-up bar and diner, named “Saved By The Max,” will be opening in Chicago’s Wicker Park on June 1. The location has not yet been announced.

“Saved By The Max” will be detailed to replicate “The Max,” which was the favorite hangout spot for all the students of Bayside High.

The new pop-up bar and diner will feature food named after the show’s cast members, including “AC Sliders”, “Preppy BLT”, and “Macaroni and Screech.” It will also have a full bar with booze and cocktails inspired by the show.

“Saved By The Max” will have daily costume contests for a cash prize and weekly events that will include karaoke, trivia and 80s/90s dance parties.

This parody pop-up is said to be in no way affiliated with NBC Productions or Rysher Entertainment.

wow. this is going to be very close to me. pretty sure I won't be there though.

It sounds like the lamest thing ever.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty, did you know about this?

CHICAGO — Your childhood dreams of hanging out with all your friends at “The Max” will soon come true.

A Saved By The Bell themed parody pop-up bar and diner, named “Saved By The Max,” will be opening in Chicago’s Wicker Park on June 1. The location has not yet been announced.

“Saved By The Max” will be detailed to replicate “The Max,” which was the favorite hangout spot for all the students of Bayside High.

The new pop-up bar and diner will feature food named after the show’s cast members, including “AC Sliders”, “Preppy BLT”, and “Macaroni and Screech.” It will also have a full bar with booze and cocktails inspired by the show.

“Saved By The Max” will have daily costume contests for a cash prize and weekly events that will include karaoke, trivia and 80s/90s dance parties.

This parody pop-up is said to be in no way affiliated with NBC Productions or Rysher Entertainment.

omg

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty, did you know about this?

CHICAGO — Your childhood dreams of hanging out with all your friends at “The Max” will soon come true.

A Saved By The Bell themed parody pop-up bar and diner, named “Saved By The Max,” will be opening in Chicago’s Wicker Park on June 1. The location has not yet been announced.

“Saved By The Max” will be detailed to replicate “The Max,” which was the favorite hangout spot for all the students of Bayside High.

The new pop-up bar and diner will feature food named after the show’s cast members, including “AC Sliders”, “Preppy BLT”, and “Macaroni and Screech.” It will also have a full bar with booze and cocktails inspired by the show.

“Saved By The Max” will have daily costume contests for a cash prize and weekly events that will include karaoke, trivia and 80s/90s dance parties.

This parody pop-up is said to be in no way affiliated with NBC Productions or Rysher Entertainment.

wow. this is going to be very close to me. pretty sure I won't be there though.

I can promise you I will be eating there the next time I go to Chicago. Unless I get too drunk at the bar the whole time.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Frosty, did you know about this?

CHICAGO Your childhood dreams of hanging out with all your friends at The Max will soon come true.

A Saved By The Bell themed parody pop-up bar and diner, named Saved By The Max, will be opening in Chicagos Wicker Park on June 1. The location has not yet been announced.

Saved By The Max will be detailed to replicate The Max, which was the favorite hangout spot for all the students of Bayside High.

The new pop-up bar and diner will feature food named after the shows cast members, including AC Sliders, Preppy BLT, and Macaroni and Screech. It will also have a full bar with booze and cocktails inspired by the show.

Saved By The Max will have daily costume contests for a cash prize and weekly events that will include karaoke, trivia and 80s/90s dance parties.

This parody pop-up is said to be in no way affiliated with NBC Productions or Rysher Entertainment.

wow. this is going to be very close to me. pretty sure I won't be there though.

 

[Tiger Fan]

We sure knew how to have fun in the 90's

Is that Aubrey Plaza?

I think she's a babe and loved her on Parks & Rec. and am 100% against The Fappening and the video of her that emerged.

whoa...sweet...thx

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

Stop dropping off a stool sample?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Aubrey Plaza had a leaked video? Pretty sure I'll avoid it like a Saved by the Bell themed bar.

 

[Thorn]

Going out to dinner with the cab driver tomorrow. I can't wait to see what her brand of crazy is all about.

Did we ever go out with the playboy chick?

Scheduled for Thursday, but she's turning out to be really clingy. May have to pull the plug on her before it ever happens.

I think I may just go with the international team for now.

The hell you will. Look here, fella...I'm sitting here with 5 kids and a wife who is scared to have sex with me because I'm still potent. I have been ordered by my urologist to ejaculate a total of 100 times since I was clipped in September. I've watched so much pron on my computer and phone that I can't even enjoy it anymore. I have no imagination, I can't afford a hooker, I look like a pregnant Jim Gaffigan, so really, you're all I got for storyboard romance and sexual hijinx. I mean....there's Homer I guess, but he's not got getting any vulva with that goiter on his head and the ambition of a Peruvian tree sloth.

Now you get out there and you text that Playboy model right now. I don't care if she's clingier than Alicia Silverstone in the movie Crush, you put up with it until you post your sordid details here or I will drive up to Gig Harbor, find your house key that you taped to the front door, saunter in and casually drop off my twins as punishment for your wussy display here. I always knew lawyers were selfish, but good god, man....have you no compassion in your fellow man?

Wait is this part actually (actually) true???

 

[strykerpks]

Going out to dinner with the cab driver tomorrow. I can't wait to see what her brand of crazy is all about.

Did we ever go out with the playboy chick?

Scheduled for Thursday, but she's turning out to be really clingy. May have to pull the plug on her before it ever happens.

I think I may just go with the international team for now.

The hell you will. Look here, fella...I'm sitting here with 5 kids and a wife who is scared to have sex with me because I'm still potent. I have been ordered by my urologist to ejaculate a total of 100 times since I was clipped in September. I've watched so much pron on my computer and phone that I can't even enjoy it anymore. I have no imagination, I can't afford a hooker, I look like a pregnant Jim Gaffigan, so really, you're all I got for storyboard romance and sexual hijinx. I mean....there's Homer I guess, but he's not got getting any vulva with that goiter on his head and the ambition of a Peruvian tree sloth.

Now you get out there and you text that Playboy model right now. I don't care if she's clingier than Alicia Silverstone in the movie Crush, you put up with it until you post your sordid details here or I will drive up to Gig Harbor, find your house key that you taped to the front door, saunter in and casually drop off my twins as punishment for your wussy display here. I always knew lawyers were selfish, but good god, man....have you no compassion in your fellow man?

Wait is this part actually (actually) true???

He's supposed to keep a journal. They smiley face with lashes is for when a guy goes down on him.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

thank you gm and fish. i needed that

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Frosty, did you know about this?

CHICAGO Your childhood dreams of hanging out with all your friends at The Max will soon come true.

A Saved By The Bell themed parody pop-up bar and diner, named Saved By The Max, will be opening in Chicagos Wicker Park on June 1. The location has not yet been announced.

Saved By The Max will be detailed to replicate The Max, which was the favorite hangout spot for all the students of Bayside High.

The new pop-up bar and diner will feature food named after the shows cast members, including AC Sliders, Preppy BLT, and Macaroni and Screech. It will also have a full bar with booze and cocktails inspired by the show.

Saved By The Max will have daily costume contests for a cash prize and weekly events that will include karaoke, trivia and 80s/90s dance parties.

This parody pop-up is said to be in no way affiliated with NBC Productions or Rysher Entertainment.

IM SO EXCITED!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Aubrey Plaza had a leaked video? Pretty sure I'll avoid it like a Saved by the Bell themed bar.

I think it's the origin story for her lazy eye

 

[Aerial Assault]

Every time I see the Torrents As Easy As Netflix thread I feel bad for GM.

Is he still trying to see Margot Robbie naked in The Wolf of Wall Street?

Yes.

Didn't we solve this with Hulu or Amazon Prime or something?

 

[Annyong]

Aubrey Plaza is awesome. You guys are dumb.

 

[mr roboto]

Well we finally sold out house in Illinois. After 9 months of double mortgage payments. I drove back yesterday with our last remaining items from the old house - lawn mower, some furniture, Wrigley's SIL...

 

[mr roboto]

We picked up my kids from my moms house. She had them for 4 days. My older daughter got pink eye in both eyes. My mom called us on Saturday and told us she had it. I asked how bad it was. 'Oh, not bad honey. She's fine!'

Pick her up yesterday and both eyes are nearly swollen shut and both had pink inflammation in her cheeks as well. Honestly it looks like someone beat her up. She was very uncomfortable.

I almost lost it on my mom. She could have brought her into the Walgreens clinic and gotten the eye drops days ago. I really want to tell her that she should have taken my daughter in but my mother is very sensitive to any criticism and also very passive agressive.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Well we finally sold out house in Illinois. After 9 months of double mortgage payments. I drove back yesterday with our last remaining items from the old house - lawn mower, some furniture, Wrigley's SIL...

That must be some out house