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Can't really blame her:

Clarissa Gagum, 24, and Rasheem Gagum, 24, were both arrested Thursday after Clarissa became upset that her order of chicken wings was wrong and pulled out a gun inside the restaurant.

According to officials, the incident happened at the FU Wangz located in the 2100 block of Carolina Beach Road.

Linda Rawley, spokesperson for the WPD, said Clarissa walked into the restaurant and ordered bone-in chicken wings, but received boneless wings.
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FU WANGZ is a great name.  Much better the BWW. 

http://www.wral.com/wilmington-couple-charged-after-pulling-gun-over-boneless-wing-mixup/15671715/#h63EiQyzbWvKxzfX.99

 
Doctors and hospitals suck. Wife had a small lump on her neck that she got biopsied about a month ago. They didn't get enough tissue and didn't have totally conclusive results. They're fairly certain it's not cancer, but said they either needed to take a larger sample or just remove it. Since the lump was painful, we figured it made the most sense to have it completely removed.

So then a month of total administrative incompetence followed from the doctor's office. Finally got everything squared away and got a check-in time of 11:30 today for her procedure. 

They were kind enough to inform us after we checked in that it would be 2 hours before they took her back. Turns out that they schedule people 2 hours before their actual procedure just in case someone else doesn't show up. So 2 hours of sitting there doing nothing to wait for a 1 hour procedure. 

So after about 2.5 hours, they finally come to take her back to the pre-op area and I head to the waiting room. She then proceeds to sit in the pre-op room for another 2 hours before they took her in for surgery. Freaking ridiculous.

My dad had a quadruple bypass and it was like 3 hours from start to finish. 

 
So I'm doing a wedding tomorrow.  Rehearsal was tonight.  Took about an hour too long because of various reasons.   The ring bearer is named Cowboy.  He is apparently of the canine persuasion.  He was not at the rehearsal.  I'm guessing he's some sort of pit bull type dog thing.   Can't wait.

 
tommyboy said:
You are a wedding official? Like you do the vows and holy water and stuff? 
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Officiant.  Been doing it for like 6 years.  But no holy water.  Gotta be a priest and stuff to do that.  My typical clientele are folks that claim to be Christian but don't go to church.  I think I've done about 50-60 weddings.  Only 2 divorces that I know of.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Officiant.  Been doing it for like 6 years.  But no holy water.  Gotta be a priest and stuff to do that.  My typical clientele are folks that claim to be Christian but don't go to church.  I think I've done about 50-60 weddings.  Only 2 divorces that I know of.
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I was thinking of having a druid wedding.  You game?

 
I'm an hour and 20 minutes and a full bottle of bourbon into my birthday.  This weekend should be good.

Love you #####es.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Officiant.  Been doing it for like 6 years.  But no holy water.  Gotta be a priest and stuff to do that.  My typical clientele are folks that claim to be Christian but don't go to church.  I think I've done about 50-60 weddings.  Only 2 divorces that I know of.
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Don't have to call it holy water, maybe "super happy marriage water".

 
GroveDiesel said:
Doctors and hospitals suck. Wife had a small lump on her neck that she got biopsied about a month ago. They didn't get enough tissue and didn't have totally conclusive results. They're fairly certain it's not cancer, but said they either needed to take a larger sample or just remove it. Since the lump was painful, we figured it made the most sense to have it completely removed.

So then a month of total administrative incompetence followed from the doctor's office. Finally got everything squared away and got a check-in time of 11:30 today for her procedure. 

They were kind enough to inform us after we checked in that it would be 2 hours before they took her back. Turns out that they schedule people 2 hours before their actual procedure just in case someone else doesn't show up. So 2 hours of sitting there doing nothing to wait for a 1 hour procedure. 

So after about 2.5 hours, they finally come to take her back to the pre-op area and I head to the waiting room. She then proceeds to sit in the pre-op room for another 2 hours before they took her in for surgery. Freaking ridiculous.

My dad had a quadruple bypass and it was like 3 hours from start to finish. 
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TPW GB :(

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
So I'm doing a wedding tomorrow.  Rehearsal was tonight.  Took about an hour too long because of various reasons.   The ring bearer is named Cowboy.  He is apparently of the canine persuasion.  He was not at the rehearsal.  I'm guessing he's some sort of pit bull type dog thing.   Can't wait.
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Cowboy turned out to be some sort of shepherd mutt.  Great dog.

The groom and groomsmen wore wranglers, boots, matching western shirts and these. http://www.terapeak.com/worth/cabelas-realtree-goretex-camo-camoflage-velcroback-hat-cap/261941088143/.  Not kidding.

 
Tanner>  I was bored. I clicked the "random" button on reddit and found THIS.

Immediately thought of you. Enjoy.

(you're probably already subscribed)

 
Had mediocre-penis sex with Glorious Boobs yesterday. Whoever in here advised me a while back that some churchy women are freaks in bed was right in this case. Neither of us had condoms, so care (& alternatives) were used.

 
Eating a free range turkey and spinach sandwich on gluten free bread and enjoying a Shiner Bock while waiting on a girl with purple hair to give me a trim. How Austin can something get?

 
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