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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (17 Viewers)

sports_fan said:
My car was hit last night and they didn't leave a note. This happened in the parking lot at my condo. The damage isn't terrible and it's an old beater car but still sucks. Is there anything I can do to recoup the repair costs? It sounds like my insurance probably won't do much if I can't identify the other vehicle (which I can't).

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If there's one thing I've learned from watching a lot of Investigation Discovery Channel, it's that wives and husbands always end up killing each other.  But the other thing I might have learned is that there are cameras everywhere.  Have you checked to see if there were security cameras that picked anything up?

 
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krista4 said:
If there's one thing I've learned from watching a lot of Investigation Discovery Channel, it's that wives and husbands always end up killing each other.  But the other thing I might have learned is that there are cameras everywhere.  Have you checked to see if there were security cameras that picked anything up?
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Then, hack them and zoom in infinitely until you get the license number.

 
My boss's sister owns a goat farm in Jamaica and also tons it selling goat milk.  What a life.  

If you've never had goat, do yourself a favor and seek out jerked goat.  Deeeeeeeelish.

Does Betty Butters ever use her nomedeplume (sp?) "Betty Humpter" when making reservations?

And, also, my mom had a friend named Tommie Reiwee, and she too used her full name.  I always called her Tommie WeeWee and laughed like a child.  Only I was in my mid-20s.  Still funny!

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
You some sort of Rockefeller?
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Nowhere on Earth is less baller than the ElCo.  :lmao:

Took their sweet double-deck game for 10 units while earning tickets for the drawing at noon. I play this promotion every Saturday morning when I'm here. 

 
kevzilla said:
Nowhere on Earth is less baller than the ElCo.  :lmao:

Took their sweet double-deck game for 10 units while earning tickets for the drawing at noon. I play this promotion every Saturday morning when I'm here. 
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Last time I was at ElCo a security guard stopped me at the door.

"Sir, do you have a knife on you?"

"Uh, no."

"Do you want one?"

 
General Malaise said:
For the last week, I can't open anything from Imgur.  I've cleared cookies, I've tried opening on mobile, I've gone to other desktops.  Driving me nuts.  I want to laugh.  I appreciate the links.  




 
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cobalt radiation.

 
kevzilla said:
I fly out on Wednesday, let me know if you want to get together before then. 

"Accidentally buy cocaine"  :lmao:
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Well damn. We're getting in Tuesday afternoon with just my cousin and his wife to hang with.  The rest of the crew gets in on Wednesday.  I'll send you a text.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Huh, I didn't know this.  So is there some sort of code word or something sign to look out for?  I want to make sure I don't accidentally buy cocaine.
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They're pretty up front about it.  No code words necessary.  If the valets don't have it, they'll call a limo driver that does.  Don't accidentally ask them to do that.

 
Okay, with a lot of caffeine (and a little Vicodin), I am on my traditional East Fremont hipster bar crawl, where I walk ten blocks to the legendary Atomic Liquors and drink my way back to the canopy. The liver is evil and must be punished. 

 
up early, walk the dog, play with the kids, meet the neighbor, chores, take the kids to lunch, zoo, park... home.

turn on tv looking for something mindless to reset my brain.

"oh, hey, baseball is on.. maybe i'll watch a bit of this...". first pitch 3:05, it's 3:50.... top of the second inning, no outs.

jfc, baseball

 
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Just got this email (mailed to entire office) from a quebecois co-worker who is notorious for typos/English gaffes:

"A meeting tomorrow morning at XXX was just confirmed to r Jew punch list items"

Orthodox Jewish client fwiw... whole maasive house is Shabbat programmed. 

 
kevzilla said:
Okay, with a lot of caffeine (and a little Vicodin), I am on my traditional East Fremont hipster bar crawl, where I walk ten blocks to the legendary Atomic Liquors and drink my way back to the canopy. The liver is evil and must be punished. 
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Recipe for permanent sleep bro

 
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