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one of #$#!#@!$'s endearing qualities is his ability to loudly ##### about people that are a couple feet away... listening... but act as if they aren't. 

lawdy, that's fine but don't drag me in to it when you're #####ing about the boss and the boss's boss. 

especially not when you're giving the full misogynist recap of helping them with the printer. 

he's got a 50s attitude towards the ladies, if i'm being kind. very dismissive and condescending. won't look the boss in the eye at meetings, scoffs and guffaws at everything she suggests. refers to women in the office as "sweetie" and "hun".

i'm going to get whacked by association over here

 
I visited FEMA today to get fingerprinted.  It was big and federal. Thinking about a pool to see how long it takes to get my badging.  $2 squares?

 
mr. furley said:
one of #$#!#@!$'s endearing qualities is his ability to loudly ##### about people that are a couple feet away... listening... but act as if they aren't. 

lawdy, that's fine but don't drag me in to it when you're #####ing about the boss and the boss's boss. 

especially not when you're giving the full misogynist recap of helping them with the printer. 

he's got a 50s attitude towards the ladies, if i'm being kind. very dismissive and condescending. won't look the boss in the eye at meetings, scoffs and guffaws at everything she suggests. refers to women in the office as "sweetie" and "hun".

i'm going to get whacked by association over here
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Phew. Yeah. Glad I don't get to see that one. Or hear it on one of Henry's funny audio doodads.

 
mr. furley said:
one of #$#!#@!$'s endearing qualities is his ability to loudly ##### about people that are a couple feet away... listening... but act as if they aren't. 

lawdy, that's fine but don't drag me in to it when you're #####ing about the boss and the boss's boss. 

especially not when you're giving the full misogynist recap of helping them with the printer. 

he's got a 50s attitude towards the ladies, if i'm being kind. very dismissive and condescending. won't look the boss in the eye at meetings, scoffs and guffaws at everything she suggests. refers to women in the office as "sweetie" and "hun".

i'm going to get whacked by association over here
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My advice:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk

 
Unless and until I see actual video proof of !?!?#!?!?!, I have decided that I am treating the idea of him the same way that I do the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, or your run-of-the-mill, easy to get along with, male-affectionate, non-political agenda lesbian; figments of Furl's #@&%ing imagination!

 
Not sure if anyone watched this Laci Peterson thing on A&E, but damn, Nancy Grace convicted him.  No evidence at all, pretty much the opposite of the OJ case.  He might have done it but the evidence doesn't follow, pretty scary considering "a trial of your peers" these days is made up of people who are definitely not your peers.  Juror #7 in particular, what a #### show. 

 
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Osaurus said:
I visited FEMA today to get fingerprinted.  It was big and federal. Thinking about a pool to see how long it takes to get my badging.  $2 squares?
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Let me know where you are going.  I leave Friday, in place at a deployed location by Tuesday.  Hope they have bug spray and a flu shot.  :mellow:

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Not sure if anyone watched this Laci Peterson thing on A&E, but damn, Nancy Grace convicted him.  No evidence at all, pretty much the opposite of the OJ case.  He might have done it but the evidence doesn't follow, pretty scary considering "a trial of your peers" these days is made up of people who are definitely not your peers.  Juror #7 in particular, what a shot show. 
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Nancy Grace makes a living off of the pain of others.  She is one of the vilest people around.  There is a special place for her kind.  

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Not sure if anyone watched this Laci Peterson thing on A&E, but damn, Nancy Grace convicted him.  No evidence at all, pretty much the opposite of the OJ case.  He might have done it but the evidence doesn't follow, pretty scary considering "a trial of your peers" these days is made up of people who are definitely not your peers.  Juror #7 in particular, what a #### show. 
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we stumbled onto a bit of the pilot which seemed interesting... and frustrating. forgot all about the series. worth the watch? was it the guys in the van robbing the neighbor's place?

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Unless and until I see actual video proof of !?!?#!?!?!, I have decided that I am treating the idea of him the same way that I do the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, or your run-of-the-mill, easy to get along with, male-affectionate, non-political agenda lesbian; figments of Furl's #@&%ing imagination!
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for a department team building event last year we played paper basketball. trash cans on the floor at various distances. 10, 15, 20 feet.. something like that. gotta throw wadded up paper in to the buckets for points.

much "fun" was had

this year, #$!$!@$ was in charge.  he went around the office banging on a garbage can and howling that it was time to play. 

this year, instead of putting the cans on the floor, he rigged a trash can to be strapped around his neck (like a beer vendor at the old ballpark) and had people throw the wadded up papers at him... while he "evaded" them. and HOWLED loud enough to be heard over my phone from..... 30?.... yards away

i'm talking ducking, dodging, hopping, jogging around, screaming, laughing.. turning red in the face.. sweating. the whole nine.

i've never felt more embarrassed for a grown man in my life

 
mr. furley said:
for a department team building event last year we played paper basketball. trash cans on the floor at various distances. 10, 15, 20 feet.. something like that. gotta throw wadded up paper in to the buckets for points.

much "fun" was had

this year, #$!$!@$ was in charge.  he went around the office banging on a garbage can and howling that it was time to play. 

this year, instead of putting the cans on the floor, he rigged a trash can to be strapped around his neck (like a beer vendor at the old ballpark) and had people throw the wadded up papers at him... while he "evaded" them. and HOWLED loud enough to be heard over my phone from..... 30?.... yards away

i'm talking ducking, dodging, hopping, jogging around, screaming, laughing.. turning red in the face.. sweating. the whole nine.

i've never felt more embarrassed for a grown man in my life
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I would have substituted wadded up paper for staplers. 

 
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