Dan Lambskin
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I want cookies tooIf for no other reason as to hurry GM along with baking those cookies and shipping them out
I want cookies tooIf for no other reason as to hurry GM along with baking those cookies and shipping them out
Possibly the most subtle humble brag ever.Thanks.
Tldr... A young tech guy got murdered and dismembered in his multi-million dollar apartment across the street yesterday.
shuke said:Possibly the most subtle humble brag ever.
Still not 100% btw...tried running today, much to the wife's consternation. She was right...terrible idea.DA RAIDERS said:He was roofiedGetzlaf15 said:Is El Floppo sober yet?
or food poisoned by something called a salad in a bag
Bragging about me? Him? Dismemberment?
El Floppo said:A young tech guy got murdered and dismembered in his multi-million dollar apartment across the street yesterday.
Holy crap I'm just kidding around.So I'm bragging about him?
Still lost here. Unless you're thinking my apartment is somehow reflected in his? Not exactly how it works here, especially in my neighborhood... A mix of crappy old tenements, some old crappy townhouses, housing projects (from low to middle income) and brand new luxury rental and condo buildings (like where this guy lived). I can assure you those buildings haven't made my little spot any nicer.
I was almost murdered and dismembered and you're fooling around?Holy crap I'm just kidding around.
AlmostI was almost murdered and dismembered and you're fooling around?
Hope you get remembered
the murder dismemberment might finally break the collective attachment to the whole scarf thing.A scarf’s distance
Well, we can't very well refer to a beheaded dude as Scarf Guy, can we? I mean, it's obviously just gonna blow right off.the murder dismemberment might finally break the collective attachment to the whole scarf thing.
Last seen wearing a scarf.... allegedlydid they catch the lopper yet?
I kid, but somebody followed this guy into his building across the street and according to police comments "professionally" killed and chopped him up. I latch onto the "professional" part as linking this guy and/or his job to that danger (he ran motorcycle sharing companies in Nigeria and Bangladesh)...but if not, #### me if I can't stop thinking about this happening to me, my wife or kids.did they catch the lopper yet?
20+ years ago, a girl i was friends with in college lived in the lower half of a house with her then boyfriend. upstairs was a woman in her early 30s. she lived alone. they would all hang out together and sort of look out for each other because it was a sketchy neighborhood. open door policy, come and go as you please... basically all one living space, but two apartments.I kid, but somebody followed this guy into his building across the street and according to police comments "professionally" killed and chopped him up. I latch onto the "professional" part as linking this guy and/or his job to that danger (he ran motorcycle sharing companies in Nigeria and Bangladesh)...but if not, #### me if I can't stop thinking about this happening to me, my wife or kids.
For now there's no suspect or motive.
Hfs.20+ years ago, a girl i was friends with in college lived in the lower half of a house with her then boyfriend. upstairs was a woman in her early 30s. she lived alone. they would all hang out together and sort of look out for each other because it was a sketchy neighborhood. open door policy, come and go as you please... basically all one living space, but two apartments.
one night someone broke in to the apartment, got upstairs and murdered the older girl.
my friend and her boyfriend only found out the morning after because someone noticed something amiss about the situation and police were called for a wellness check.
i can remember talking to her about how ####### terrified she was that someone was murdered... essentially in her home... while she was there and for a while police had no suspects. no clue about a motive. nothing. just.... someone broke in and brutally murdered your friend, neighbor and housemate. she was just a wreck. couldn't sleep, couldn't eat. they bought a dog to protect the house/be an alarm. and eventually started looking for places to move to because neither of them could live with the stress.
months later, the police came and picked her boyfriend up for questioning. he confessed to the murder and is, as far as i know, still in prison.
so, what i'm saying is it's probably someone close to the guy that was known to him and you have nothing to worry about
I can’t find the link here at home, but today at work I saw a story on this where the guy’s sister came to check on him and apparently disturbed the murderer in the process of “cleaning” the scene. It went on to say they think the killer fled out a rear entrance when they heard her enter the apartment.Hfs.
Yeah...thanks. given the police statements so far, I feel like this is directly related to the guy, and not some random act. But there has been a reported uptick in shootings and other violent crimes in the city @RC94 so while I'm not losing sleep over it, I'm also not feeling tiptop either.
I can’t find the link here at home, but today at work I saw a story on this where the guy’s sister came to check on him and apparently disturbed the murderer in the process of “cleaning” the scene. It went on to say they think the killer fled out a rear entrance when they heard her enter the apartment.
Not that I’ve thought much about this, but if I already dismembered somebody, was taking the time to clean the whole scene, and had all the stuff I needed there, why wouldn’t I just add another body to the list? Seems unlikely that within hours of being out of contact your sister would do a welfare check and just happen to stumble upon the killer.
hot take: Sister arranged the whole thing to get brother’s money and is trying to setup the assassin to avoid paying. (Or she did the whole thing and there is no assassin.)
Scary stuff regardless. Do they make chainmail scarves? Definitely agree with it being a targeted thing and not random. Hang in there, dude.
Geez, how deep of a sleeper is your friend that her boyfriend went up and murdered the woman upstairs and your friend never woke up? Or was she just totally drinks?20+ years ago, a girl i was friends with in college lived in the lower half of a house with her then boyfriend. upstairs was a woman in her early 30s. she lived alone. they would all hang out together and sort of look out for each other because it was a sketchy neighborhood. open door policy, come and go as you please... basically all one living space, but two apartments.
one night someone broke in to the apartment, got upstairs and murdered the older girl.
my friend and her boyfriend only found out the morning after because someone noticed something amiss about the situation and police were called for a wellness check.
i can remember talking to her about how ####### terrified she was that someone was murdered... essentially in her home... while she was there and for a while police had no suspects. no clue about a motive. nothing. just.... someone broke in and brutally murdered your friend, neighbor and housemate. she was just a wreck. couldn't sleep, couldn't eat. they bought a dog to protect the house/be an alarm. and eventually started looking for places to move to because neither of them could live with the stress.
months later, the police came and picked her boyfriend up for questioning. he confessed to the murder and is, as far as i know, still in prison.
so, what i'm saying is it's probably someone close to the guy that was known to him and you have nothing to worry about
it has been a long time so i don't remember all the specifics, but they were way in to psychedelics and drank HARD.Geez, how deep of a sleeper is your friend that her boyfriend went up and murdered the woman upstairs and your friend never woke up? Or was she just totally drinks?
Always found it hard to get drunk on acidDoesn't matter what else you're on, you can always get drunk.
Speed, coke, adrenochrome...you can always get drunkAlways found it hard to get drunk on acid
they caught himdid they catch the lopper yet?
Seems like someone was a little unclear about his job description.A personal assistant arrested Friday in the slaying of a 33-year-old tech entrepreneur who was found dismembered inside his luxury Manhattan condo
So many years ago I worked in a restaurant that had a take-out room. Register, counter, and basically a phone bank to take delivery/take out orders.
One day I’m working the register and a mom comes in with her two kids...a boy about 13 and a girl maybe 12. Very nice, All-American looking family.
We also had a cooler full of drinks. Mom buys each kid a Clearly Canadian to drink while they wait for their order.
in case you’re not familiar, here is how the bottle is shaped https://goo.gl/images/pKoyiy
Boy drinks his like a normal person. Girl would take a sip, put the cap back on and then...see how far she could shove the bottle in her mouth. Obviously she had no idea what she was doing but...yeah. She’d go all the way until here teeth clicked on the wider part. Again and again.
She did it the entire time they waited for the order. Mom and brother take no notice.
It was absolutely hilarious. Nothing about it.
A couple of weeks later same family comes in. I don’t remember or recognize them until mom buys them each a Clearly Canadian.
I’m thinking “oh no way”. But sure as hell, Sis starts going to town again. Same as before. I had to fight the urge to laugh the entire time.
Fastforward to a week or so later. Same family comes in. This time it’s a busy Friday night. I’m working the phones this time. We had a long desk basically below counter height where we sat and wrote out phone orders.
I see the family come in I know what’s coming next. As soon as the kids ask to get a drink I quickly grab a piece a scratch paper and hand the girl working next to me, Sandra, a note: “WATCH WHAT THIS GIRL DOES WITH HER BOTTLE!!!”.
Sandra looks at me with a quizzical look on her face. I tell her “just watch”.
Sure as #### as soon as the girl gets her drink she takes a sip, puts the cap back on, and then goes to town. Sandra is on the phone with a customer but watching. After about 30 secs she finishes
A couple of years ago when all of the boozy seltzers were coming out my wife bought a 12 pack of them. No idea which brand.I've tried 3 different flavors, because they're everywhere and, well, alcohol. And I just don't get it.
I like them in the pool or on a boat or when I’m golfing in 100 degrees tomorrowA couple of years ago when all of the boozy seltzers were coming out my wife bought a 12 pack of them. No idea which brand.
She drank half of one and declared them “nasty”. So we had 11 cans that nobody wanted just taking up space in the fridge.
One night I was all out of beer so I figured I’d give the seltzers a shot. Wife was right...they were nasty. Tasted like somebody dipped a Fruit Stipe gum wrapper in a glass of club soda.
Then I figured out that if you put a couple of drops of that Mio water enhancer jazz in them and then poured it over ice it wasn’t half bad.
Seems a little extreme.I'd rather have the fruit stripe gum wrapper
How’s the view from the ladies tees?I like them in the pool or on a boat or when I’m golfing in 100 degrees tomorrow
I golf like one time a year and I usually average a drink a hole, too hard to do beer anymore if it’s hot like thatHow’s the view from the ladies tees?
I hear that. Last night the wife and I tried to chill on the patio. I had my first beer(s) in almost 3 weeks. I tapped out after 2 cans of a 7% IPA. Tried to finish a third can inside but by that time I felt like a walrus.I golf like one time a year and I usually average a drink a hole, too hard to do beer anymore if it’s hot like that
age ...seriouslyI hear that. Last night the wife and I tried to chill on the patio. I had my first beer(s) in almost 3 weeks. I tapped out after 2 cans of a 7% IPA. Tried to finish a third can inside but by that time I felt like a walrus.
Meh...had surgery 1.5 weeks ago and not back 100%.age ...seriously
GOOD JOB NOT DYING, BRANTMeh...had surgery 1.5 weeks ago and not back 100%.
Also, age.