GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Yo Mama]

I hear those special brownies and their main ingredient help improve night time vision.

Night vision goggles = not necessarily necessary

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Would it be creepy to use night vision goggles to make the sex in the dark once before giving them to my niece for chrimmus?

soooo...many...jokes...

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Would it be creepy to use night vision goggles to make the sex in the dark once before giving them to my niece for chrimmus?

depends on 1) who is wearing em; and 2) how good your aim is.

 

[General Malaise]

Would it be creepy to use night vision goggles to make the sex in the dark once before giving them to my niece for chrimmus?

"Uncle Tre, how come all I see when I look through these is this?"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Would it be creepy to use night vision goggles to make the sex in the dark once before giving them to my niece for chrimmus?

soooo...many...jokes...

I'll take 2, tia.

 

[Woogie Lee]

thoughts on these??

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[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

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[Woogie Lee]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

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http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

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http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.

 

[Woogie Lee]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

Sign in/register pages? Hate them.

http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.

On sale for $129

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

Sign in/register pages? Hate them.

http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.

On sale for $129

You single without kids?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Your wish is my command

Holy fap

From Anthony -

You know who's hard to shop for? Human traffickers. What do you get for the man who has everyone?

We need to get this guy into the GMTAN.

My link

My order didn't go through. I was hoping to use them for seeing animals in the woods behind my house at night and of course for abducting street people.

 

[Bogart]

I'm getting cranky in my old age.

I'm getting where I can't stand "fixed" shtick anymore.

 

[Woogie Lee]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

Sign in/register pages? Hate them.

http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.

On sale for $129

You single without kids?

Yes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

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http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

I think that is some kind of shoe.

 

[General Malaise]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

Sign in/register pages? Hate them.

http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.

I think I told you guys about taking my sons to the dentist a few weeks back. One of the ladies called me back to talk to her about a pre-orthodontal metal rod for my youngest son and spent about 5 minutes explaining to me what it is, what it does, what it looks like, how it'll feel....and all I wanted to say to her was "Shut up and tell me how much this will cost me". Just give me the damn price first.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Your wish is my command

Holy fap

From Anthony -

You know who's hard to shop for? Human traffickers. What do you get for the man who has everyone?

We need to get this guy into the GMTAN.

My link

$57 elsewhere on the interwebs...I'm seriously considering it.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't think I've spent more than $50 for a pair of shoes for myself* in years. Nike Employee Store Discounts have been my saving grace.

My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.

 

[General Malaise]

As a germanium owner, I am thrilled about your novelty purchases of night vision goggles.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm no offdee by any means, but they've got a great deal going on Kenneth Cole wool jackets for the next 24 hours: http://www.todayshow-kennethcole.com/#/?page=main

code = TODAYCOAT

My god am I ever behind on fashion.

Me too. I ordered 2. Mrs. SLB has been on me for a while to get some new coats.ETA

Thanks TF!

Really cold today. WHERE MY COATS??!!

WHERE MY COATS??!!

 

[Bogart]

I don't think I've spent more than $50 for a pair of shoes for myself* in years. Nike Employee Store Discounts have been my saving grace.My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.

Why does your dad have your Doc Martins?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

Sign in/register pages? Hate them.

http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.

On sale for $129

You single without kids?

Yes.

Do it. Hell buy 2 pair and then throw one away just because you can.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My order didn't go through. I was hoping to use them for seeing animals in the woods behind my house at night and of course for abducting street people.

$57 elsewhere on the interwebs...I'm seriously considering it.

These would be cooler.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I don't think I've spent more than $50 for a pair of shoes for myself* in years. Nike Employee Store Discounts have been my saving grace.My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.

Why does your dad have your Doc Martins?

For stomping hippies, I assume

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My order didn't go through. I was hoping to use them for seeing animals in the woods behind my house at night and of course for abducting street people.

$57 elsewhere on the interwebs...I'm seriously considering it.

These would be cooler.

Guy 1: That chick over there is hot!Guy 2: (puts on his digital thermal scanning goggles) Meh, 99.3

 

[General Malaise]

I don't think I've spent more than $50 for a pair of shoes for myself* in years. Nike Employee Store Discounts have been my saving grace.My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.

Why does your dad have your Doc Martins?

Poor sentence structure there...My dad had on a pair of shoes last week from 1964. They looked brand new. I was pretty impressed.I wear shoes until they look like something a civil war soldier would have on his feet. I don't have many pairs in my daily rotation, either. Not having to dress nice to work has been pretty sweet.

 

[General Malaise]

Some of you guys should probably join the army. Lots of neat novelty toys to play with there. And I think you get paid.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My order didn't go through. I was hoping to use them for seeing animals in the woods behind my house at night and of course for abducting street people.

$57 elsewhere on the interwebs...I'm seriously considering it.

These would be cooler.

Guy 1: That chick over there is hot!Guy 2: (puts on his digital thermal scanning goggles) Meh, 99.3

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Some of you guys should probably join the army. Lots of neat novelty toys to play with there. And I think you get paid.

It's surprising that pot-brownie-guy is so serious.

 

[General Malaise]

Some of you guys should probably join the army. Lots of neat novelty toys to play with there. And I think you get paid.

It's surprising that pot-brownie-guy is so serious.

I could see you and SLB on a pair of these

 

[krista4]

GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.

As to the bold, I assume that if we have something that we didn't pay for, but it has a definite monetary value, we don't have to include that value in our gift-giving limit?Sorry. Lawyer.

 

[Woogie Lee]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

Sign in/register pages? Hate them.

http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.

On sale for $129

You single without kids?

Yes.

Do it. Hell buy 2 pair and then throw one away just because you can.

shipping a pair to my secret santa

 

[Thorn]

My link

What am I missing, other than it's a bunch of booze?

 

[Thorn]

GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.

As to the bold, I assume that if we have something that we didn't pay for, but it has a definite monetary value, we don't have to include that value in our gift-giving limit?Sorry. Lawyer.

I went with that assumption. Out of pocket expenses.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Some of you guys should probably join the army. Lots of neat novelty toys to play with there. And I think you get paid.

It's surprising that pot-brownie-guy is so serious.

I could see you and SLB on a pair of these

Aren't those just brooms?

 

[krista4]

GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.

As to the bold, I assume that if we have something that we didn't pay for, but it has a definite monetary value, we don't have to include that value in our gift-giving limit?Sorry. Lawyer.

I went with that assumption. Out of pocket expenses.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Some of you guys should probably join the army. Lots of neat novelty toys to play with there. And I think you get paid.

Maybe some of us didn't have toys as a kid. I bet you feel like a big man now don't you.

Some of you guys should probably join the army. Lots of neat novelty toys to play with there. And I think you get paid.

It's surprising that pot-brownie-guy is so serious.

I could see you and SLB on a pair of these

Pretty sure that's shopped.

GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.

As to the bold, I assume that if we have something that we didn't pay for, but it has a definite monetary value, we don't have to include that value in our gift-giving limit?Sorry. Lawyer.

Totally missed this post.....my shipment went out today. I may have gone slightly over.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My link

What am I missing, other than it's a bunch of booze?

It's a bunch of booze!!!! What kind of drunk are you??!!

 

[Gatorman]

Hey lady: Just because I said you have a freckle in you eye that needs to be watched doesn't mean I said you had cancer.

Some people...

/ rant

(needed someplace to put this. Thanks GM)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh, hey Gator.

 

[dharmapunk]

I don't think I've spent more than $50 for a pair of shoes for myself* in years. Nike Employee Store Discounts have been my saving grace.

My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.

I wear a pair of these. Stylish and tough as well constructed rubber and leather. In the summer months I roll with a pair of Chuck low-tops. :style:

 

[dharmapunk]

I too almost have my Secret Santa package together. I just need to contact my drug dealer...

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.

As to the bold, I assume that if we have something that we didn't pay for, but it has a definite monetary value, we don't have to include that value in our gift-giving limit?Sorry. Lawyer.

Totally missed this post.....my shipment went out today. I may have gone slightly over.

You're ok Bob Krista and Thorn> Let me know what it is that you already have and I will get an average price between eBay, Amazon and your hometown Craigslist. That average is what will count towards the limit. If you go over, you will be fined and the proceeds will go towards my drinking fund.

Seriously, the spirit of the limit is just so someone doesn't spend a ton of money on their SS gift and then get a keychain and naked lady pen in return. And so that those of us who don't pull in enough money to buy a Caribbean Island Resort can still participate.

 

[Thorn]

I don't think I've spent more than $50 for a pair of shoes for myself* in years. Nike Employee Store Discounts have been my saving grace.

My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.

I wear a pair of these. Stylish and tough as well constructed rubber and leather. In the summer months I roll with a pair of Chuck low-tops. :style:

I feel like I could have predicted both of those.

 

[dharmapunk]

GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.

As to the bold, I assume that if we have something that we didn't pay for, but it has a definite monetary value, we don't have to include that value in our gift-giving limit?Sorry. Lawyer.

Totally missed this post.....my shipment went out today. I may have gone slightly over.

You're ok Bob Krista and Thorn> Let me know what it is that you already have and I will get an average price between eBay, Amazon and your hometown Craigslist. That average is what will count towards the limit. If you go over, you will be fined and the proceeds will go towards my drinking fund.

Seriously, the spirit of the limit is just so someone doesn't spend a ton of money on their SS gift and then get a keychain and naked lady pen in return. And so that those of us who don't pull in enough money to buy a Caribbean Island Resort can still participate.

Don't listen to these people, Krista. I have no qualms with you sending me the complete OED, delivered by a Columbian prostitute looking for English lessons.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

thoughts on these??http://www.gilt.com/look/men?s_id=019348b55a024b99f41b4fda34d28a2110ccaff713f637105309d04638fa7de6_1323205690172_72543033&s_sale_url_key=c9a7d43550e01819713d6b7226bae762fb417bcb9551da2c254fc11f4741f779_1323205690173_boot-sale-063&size_id=10016

Sign in/register pages? Hate them.

http://cdn1.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0001/2477/124773779/300x400.jpg::sorry::

Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.

On sale for $129

You single without kids?

Yes.

Do it. Hell buy 2 pair and then throw one away just because you can.

shipping a pair to my secret santa

I'm a size 10

 

[YSR]

I don't think I've spent more than $50 for a pair of shoes for myself* in years. Nike Employee Store Discounts have been my saving grace.

My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.

I wear a pair of these. Stylish and tough as well constructed rubber and leather. In the summer months I roll with a pair of Chuck low-tops. :style:

I feel like I could have predicted both of those.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I bought some decent shoes recently. Tired of buying a new pair of dockers or whatever every year.

We'll see if these shoes can withstand my giantness.

 

[Gatorman]

Oh, hey Gator.

Hi tre. Don't hang out here enough other than lurking, but I needed to vent.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm trying to think how night vision goggles might come in handy in my life and I really can't think of one instance where I might actually need them. Like...I don't think I've ever sat around in the dark and said to myself "man, if only I had night vision goggles right now"...why not just turn on a light?

I hate camping too.

Yeah, that's true, good point.Man, if only we could invent some sort of way to create light beams or some sort of portable device that would emanate light somehow...or perhaps we could come up with some sort of flaming apparatus that would burn bright with more fuel (like, wood or something).

You're acting like someone is saying this fills some massive need for them. I think it's more of a novelty, guy.

Quick they are on kids woot right now. Just got a pair!!! This is a present for my boys GM.