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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
soooo...many...jokes...
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
depends on 1) who is wearing em; and 2) how good your aim is.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'll take 2, tia.
Woogie Lee
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Sign in/register pages? Hate them.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Pretty cool but I'm a cheap SOB that has to know the price before I can answer.
Woogie Lee
Footballguy
On sale for $129
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
You single without kids?'Woogie Lee said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Holy fap'bentley said:
'dharmapunk said:From Anthony -
'cosjobs said:
My order didn't go through.'General Malaise said:
I was hoping to use them for seeing animals in the woods behind my house at night and of course for abducting street people.Woogie Lee
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I think that is some kind of shoe.'Woogie Lee said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
I think I told you guys about taking my sons to the dentist a few weeks back. One of the ladies called me back to talk to her about a pre-orthodontal metal rod for my youngest son and spent about 5 minutes explaining to me what it is, what it does, what it looks like, how it'll feel....and all I wanted to say to her was "Shut up and tell me how much this will cost me". Just give me the damn price first.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Holy fap'bentley said:'dharmapunk said:
'cosjobs said:
$57 elsewhere on the interwebs...I'm seriously considering it.'General Malaise said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't think I've spent more than $50 for a pair of shoes for myself* in years. Nike Employee Store Discounts have been my saving grace.
My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.
My ex-wife bought me two pairs of Doc Martins, so I'm sure she spent more than $50 on them for me. Man, I wish I still had those shoes. Bet my dad would still have them.
General Malaise
Footballguy
As a germanium owner, I am thrilled about your novelty purchases of night vision goggles.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
WHERE MY COATS??!!Really cold today. WHERE MY COATS??!!
Thanks TF!
Bogart
Footballguy
Why does your dad have your Doc Martins?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Do it. Hell buy 2 pair and then throw one away just because you can.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
These would be cooler.$57 elsewhere on the interwebs...I'm seriously considering it.My order didn't go through.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
For stomping hippies, I assume
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Guy 1: That chick over there is hot!Guy 2: (puts on his digital thermal scanning goggles) Meh, 99.3These would be cooler.$57 elsewhere on the interwebs...I'm seriously considering it.My order didn't go through.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Poor sentence structure there...My dad had on a pair of shoes last week from 1964. They looked brand new. I was pretty impressed.I wear shoes until they look like something a civil war soldier would have on his feet. I don't have many pairs in my daily rotation, either. Not having to dress nice to work has been pretty sweet.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Some of you guys should probably join the army. Lots of neat novelty toys to play with there. And I think you get paid.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Guy 1: That chick over there is hot!Guy 2: (puts on his digital thermal scanning goggles) Meh, 99.3These would be cooler.$57 elsewhere on the interwebs...I'm seriously considering it.My order didn't go through.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
It's surprising that pot-brownie-guy is so serious.
krista4
Footballguy
As to the bold, I assume that if we have something that we didn't pay for, but it has a definite monetary value, we don't have to include that value in our gift-giving limit?Sorry. Lawyer.
Woogie Lee
Footballguy
shipping a pair to my secret santa
Thorn
Footballguy
What am I missing, other than it's a bunch of booze?'cosjobs said:
Thorn
Footballguy
I went with that assumption. Out of pocket expenses.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Aren't those just brooms?
krista4
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Maybe some of us didn't have toys as a kid. I bet you feel like a big man now don't you.
Pretty sure that's shopped.
Totally missed this post.....my shipment went out today. I may have gone slightly over.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It's a bunch of booze!!!! What kind of drunk are you??!!What am I missing, other than it's a bunch of booze?'cosjobs said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Oh, hey Gator.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I wear a pair of these. Stylish and tough as well constructed rubber and leather. In the summer months I roll with a pair of Chuck low-tops. :style:
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I too almost have my Secret Santa package together. I just need to contact my drug dealer...
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
You're ok Bob
Krista and Thorn> Let me know what it is that you already have and I will get an average price between eBay, Amazon and your hometown Craigslist. That average is what will count towards the limit. If you go over, you will be fined and the proceeds will go towards my drinking fund.Seriously, the spirit of the limit is just so someone doesn't spend a ton of money on their SS gift and then get a keychain and naked lady pen in return. And so that those of us who don't pull in enough money to buy a Caribbean Island Resort can still participate.
Thorn
Footballguy
I feel like I could have predicted both of those.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Don't listen to these people, Krista. I have no qualms with you sending me the complete OED, delivered by a Columbian prostitute looking for English lessons.You're ok Bob
Seriously, the spirit of the limit is just so someone doesn't spend a ton of money on their SS gift and then get a keychain and naked lady pen in return. And so that those of us who don't pull in enough money to buy a Caribbean Island Resort can still participate.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I'm a size 10
YSR
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I bought some decent shoes recently. Tired of buying a new pair of dockers or whatever every year.
We'll see if these shoes can withstand my giantness.
We'll see if these shoes can withstand my giantness.
Gatorman
Supreme Elite Maximum Tier
Hi tre. Don't hang out here enough other than lurking, but I needed to vent.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Quick they are on kids woot right now. Just got a pair!!! This is a present for my boys GM.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
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