GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Guster]

I have some pretty idiotic shot vids from the weekend. I'm not sure how many if any got through to the text team. I did do a shot at the bar with a german shephard that's probably worth seeing I guess.

That was amazing by the way. I had very little reception this weekend, but found that incredibly amusing

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh well, I guess I'd better get drunk again.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh well, I guess I'd better get drunk again.

I think I'm one Miller High Life away from death. I'm virtually sure of it. Two nights in a row staying up past midnight and I feel like the mug shot of Nick Nolte after his DUI arrest. At one point on Saturday night, I was in the back of a limo with a bunch of hot chicks. I know because I have photos in my phone of hot chicks in the back of a limo and I'm pretty sure nobody else had my phone. As promising as that sounds, I assure you the magic did not continue. The limo deposited us at some high end club with velvet ropes, large bouncers, high cover charges and stuffy people half my age. I don't do too well at these joints. I like to kick over rope stands, fear most bouncers, abhor cover charges and like low-brow sports bars with people Tanner's age. A few rye on the rocks later, I decided to get some fresh air and bum a smoke. That was the end of my night. The huge bouncer behind the velvet rope charging the giant cover strongly suggested I not come back into his club. I agreed, hopped in a cab and took the lonely ride with my tail tucked between my legs. Oh, I didn't bother informing any of my buddies that I was 86ed, so when I woke up, there were dozens of calls and texts wondering where I went and if I was okay. Yup....still got it.

 

[urbanhack]

Oh well, I guess I'd better get drunk again.

I think I'm one Miller High Life away from death. I'm virtually sure of it. Two nights in a row staying up past midnight and I feel like the mug shot of Nick Nolte after his DUI arrest. At one point on Saturday night, I was in the back of a limo with a bunch of hot chicks. I know because I have photos in my phone of hot chicks in the back of a limo and I'm pretty sure nobody else had my phone. As promising as that sounds, I assure you the magic did not continue. The limo deposited us at some high end club with velvet ropes, large bouncers, high cover charges and stuffy people half my age. I don't do too well at these joints. I like to kick over rope stands, fear most bouncers, abhor cover charges and like low-brow sports bars with people Tanner's age. A few rye on the rocks later, I decided to get some fresh air and bum a smoke. That was the end of my night. The huge bouncer behind the velvet rope charging the giant cover strongly suggested I not come back into his club. I agreed, hopped in a cab and took the lonely ride with my tail tucked between my legs. Oh, I didn't bother informing any of my buddies that I was 86ed, so when I woke up, there were dozens of calls and texts wondering where I went and if I was okay. Yup....still got it.

BRAVO

 

[Marvin]

Oh well, I guess I'd better get drunk again.

like low-brow sports bars with people Tanner's age.

This is how I roll.

 

[urbanhack]

Z Machine and I will be at Haymarket Pub at 5pm.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh well, I guess I'd better get drunk again.

I think I'm one Miller High Life away from death. I'm virtually sure of it. Two nights in a row staying up past midnight and I feel like the mug shot of Nick Nolte after his DUI arrest. At one point on Saturday night, I was in the back of a limo with a bunch of hot chicks. I know because I have photos in my phone of hot chicks in the back of a limo and I'm pretty sure nobody else had my phone. As promising as that sounds, I assure you the magic did not continue. The limo deposited us at some high end club with velvet ropes, large bouncers, high cover charges and stuffy people half my age. I don't do too well at these joints. I like to kick over rope stands, fear most bouncers, abhor cover charges and like low-brow sports bars with people Tanner's age. A few rye on the rocks later, I decided to get some fresh air and bum a smoke. That was the end of my night. The huge bouncer behind the velvet rope charging the giant cover strongly suggested I not come back into his club. I agreed, hopped in a cab and took the lonely ride with my tail tucked between my legs. Oh, I didn't bother informing any of my buddies that I was 86ed, so when I woke up, there were dozens of calls and texts wondering where I went and if I was okay. Yup....still got it.

You and I would tear up a crappy sports bar filled with octogenarians. Throw in a couple of dumb 19 year olds with daddy issues and it'd be epic.

 

[Marvin]

Z Machine and I will be at Haymarket Pub at 5pm.

No riots.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh well, I guess I'd better get drunk again.

like low-brow sports bars with people Tanner's age.

This is how I roll.

That chick is hot. Athlete-hot, granted, but still hot.

 

[Jeff Vader]

So I found a hat the other day in one of my classrooms. This hat. No one's claimed it. It's just sitting here in my office and I want it out. I could toss it in the trash, but I'd rather run with some shtick.

I will not put the hat on. I barely want to touch it (irrational fear of fur), but out of my desperate need of your acceptance, I will.

Suggestions? I'm stuck on campus most of the night.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So I found a hat the other day in one of my classrooms. This hat. No one's claimed it. It's just sitting here in my office and I want it out. I could toss it in the trash, but I'd rather run with some shtick.

I will not put the hat on. I barely want to touch it (irrational fear of fur), but out of my desperate need of your acceptance, I will.

Suggestions? I'm stuck on campus most of the night.

Take a shot out of it. TIA

 

[phishphan]

So I found a hat the other day in one of my classrooms. This hat. No one's claimed it. It's just sitting here in my office and I want it out. I could toss it in the trash, but I'd rather run with some shtick.

I will not put the hat on. I barely want to touch it (irrational fear of fur), but out of my desperate need of your acceptance, I will.

Suggestions? I'm stuck on campus most of the night.

poop in it

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, I'm glad you didn't die today.

I was about to pass a tractor trailer on the way to the office, he was far right lane, I was in the lane next to him, and his back two wheels fell off. I was going 80+ but managed to avoid both wheels thanks to the quality brakes on my car. Freaky.

Damn...i worry about that sometimes on the interstates. I know people have been killed in and around Chicago in the past from accidents like this.Glad you are okay GB.

Thanks, it was really weird. One tire flew off, hub and all, rolled across the highway, hit the median and then went back across the road. The other must have had English on it because it went the opposite direction. I've seen a TT lose tread before but never entire tires.ETAOh yeah, Mrs. SLB called me about 1 CST freaked out about a VM on her cell she received and asked me to come home. I asked her what the VM was and she replied "I'm not sure". I went home immediately and listened to the VM. It was some guy that kept saying "you'll never get away from it" and expletives. I tracked the number back to the old hood but was unfamiliar with the address. So I *67 the number and I got the answering machine. I think. The recording sounded like a mentally handicapped person with a TV blaring in the background. It has been a weird day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh well, I guess I'd better get drunk again.

I think I'm one Miller High Life away from death. I'm virtually sure of it. Two nights in a row staying up past midnight and I feel like the mug shot of Nick Nolte after his DUI arrest. At one point on Saturday night, I was in the back of a limo with a bunch of hot chicks. I know because I have photos in my phone of hot chicks in the back of a limo and I'm pretty sure nobody else had my phone. As promising as that sounds, I assure you the magic did not continue. The limo deposited us at some high end club with velvet ropes, large bouncers, high cover charges and stuffy people half my age. I don't do too well at these joints. I like to kick over rope stands, fear most bouncers, abhor cover charges and like low-brow sports bars with people Tanner's age. A few rye on the rocks later, I decided to get some fresh air and bum a smoke. That was the end of my night. The huge bouncer behind the velvet rope charging the giant cover strongly suggested I not come back into his club. I agreed, hopped in a cab and took the lonely ride with my tail tucked between my legs. Oh, I didn't bother informing any of my buddies that I was 86ed, so when I woke up, there were dozens of calls and texts wondering where I went and if I was okay. Yup....still got it.

BRAVO

I haven't had a drink in 48 hours and feel horrible still. I think I need to slow down or something something.

 

[cosjobs]

So I found a hat the other day in one of my classrooms. This hat. No one's claimed it. It's just sitting here in my office and I want it out. I could toss it in the trash, but I'd rather run with some shtick.

I will not put the hat on. I barely want to touch it (irrational fear of fur), but out of my desperate need of your acceptance, I will.

Suggestions? I'm stuck on campus most of the night.

poop in it

poop in in, then take a shot out of it and then wear it to the emergency room.

 

[Jeff Vader]

So I found a hat the other day in one of my classrooms. This hat. No one's claimed it. It's just sitting here in my office and I want it out. I could toss it in the trash, but I'd rather run with some shtick.

I will not put the hat on. I barely want to touch it (irrational fear of fur), but out of my desperate need of your acceptance, I will.

Suggestions? I'm stuck on campus most of the night.

poop in it

I'm on board with this. Just had Chinese food and coffee for dinner. What do I do with it after filling it with the power of the darkside?

I'd turn it upright and leave it in the middle of the quad, but it's getting late. I'm thinking only the janitor types will find it, and they have enough crap to clean.

 

[heckmanm]

Bob, I'm glad you didn't die today.

I was about to pass a tractor trailer on the way to the office, he was far right lane, I was in the lane next to him, and his back two wheels fell off. I was going 80+ but managed to avoid both wheels thanks to the quality brakes on my car. Freaky.

Damn...i worry about that sometimes on the interstates. I know people have been killed in and around Chicago in the past from accidents like this.Glad you are okay GB.

Thanks, it was really weird. One tire flew off, hub and all, rolled across the highway, hit the median and then went back across the road. The other must have had English on it because it went the opposite direction. I've seen a TT lose tread before but never entire tires.ETA

Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB called me about 1 CST freaked out about a VM on her cell she received and asked me to come home. I asked her what the VM was and she replied "I'm not sure". I went home immediately and listened to the VM. It was some guy that kept saying "you'll never get away from it" and expletives. I tracked the number back to the old hood but was unfamiliar with the address. So I *67 the number and I got the answering machine. I think. The recording sounded like a mentally handicapped person with a TV blaring in the background.

It has been a weird day.

I totally missed the "trailer" part of that post. I kept envisioning something like
on the highway.

 

[krista4]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

 

[-fish-]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drinky!

 

[Mr.Pack]

Happy Birthday fish!

 

[Marvin]

Bob, I'm glad you didn't die today.

I was about to pass a tractor trailer on the way to the office, he was far right lane, I was in the lane next to him, and his back two wheels fell off. I was going 80+ but managed to avoid both wheels thanks to the quality brakes on my car. Freaky.

Damn...i worry about that sometimes on the interstates. I know people have been killed in and around Chicago in the past from accidents like this.Glad you are okay GB.

Thanks, it was really weird. One tire flew off, hub and all, rolled across the highway, hit the median and then went back across the road. The other must have had English on it because it went the opposite direction. I've seen a TT lose tread before but never entire tires.ETAOh yeah, Mrs. SLB called me about 1 CST freaked out about a VM on her cell she received and asked me to come home. I asked her what the VM was and she replied "I'm not sure". I went home immediately and listened to the VM. It was some guy that kept saying "you'll never get away from it" and expletives. I tracked the number back to the old hood but was unfamiliar with the address. So I *67 the number and I got the answering machine. I think. The recording sounded like a mentally handicapped person with a TV blaring in the background. It has been a weird day.

update?

 

[krista4]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

I wouldn't worry about the affair so much as whether your delicate eyes are ready for his FB posts. A couple of weeks ago he mentioned that he had realized all his status updates had the word "####" in them and seemed a bit disturbed at this realization. Next FB post only said ####### instead. Jeff Vader, does he still owe you his Pale King analysis? I know he intended to write but wanted to take proper time to think it through (seriously).

 

[Mr.Pack]

SLB, happy you didn't die. BTW, I posted somewhere on here wondering who the stoner guy is that does the Cards radio broadcasts. Maybe it was in the Baseball forum.... Anyway, I listened to that guy yesterday driving down to see my daughter, guy had me cracking up

Krista, Congrats on the promotion.

 

[Oliver Humanzee]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

Dude, you gotta live in Youngstown. Letting you throw a hump into my wife is the least I could do.

 

[kevzilla]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

Dude, you gotta live in Youngstown. Letting you throw a hump into my wife is the least I could do.

HFS. Another walk-off shot for OH.

 

[kevzilla]

I was formally diagnosed with diabetes today. Surprisingly, he didn't put me on medication right away, but he did write a prescription for a glucometer and diabetes education to learn how to use it.

Still haven't decided whether I will eat myself to an early grave or not. I have, however, decided to have a big blast of Jamesons.

 

[Marvin]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

Dude, you gotta live in Youngstown. Letting you throw a hump into my wife is the least I could do.

Hey I live in Bakersfield. Can't imagine what that would get me.

 

[guru_007]

I was formally diagnosed with diabetes today. Surprisingly, he didn't put me on medication right away, but he did write a prescription for a glucometer and diabetes education to learn how to use it. Still haven't decided whether I will eat myself to an early grave or not. I have, however, decided to have a big blast of Jamesons.

g'luck to you Kevzilla. I hope you don't eat yourself to an early grave.

 

[shuke]

"because he has cats"

 

[Jeff Vader]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

I wouldn't worry about the affair so much as whether your delicate eyes are ready for his FB posts. A couple of weeks ago he mentioned that he had realized all his status updates had the word "####" in them and seemed a bit disturbed at this realization. Next FB post only said ####### instead. Jeff Vader, does he still owe you his Pale King analysis? I know he intended to write but wanted to take proper time to think it through (seriously).

Jesus, I forgot all about that. Every once in awhile I drink too much coffee, read a s##t-ton of literature type articles off Arts and Letters Daily, then find someone who may (but often isn't) interested and hammer their facebook page. It's usually my old grad school pals. I have no idea why it was Mr. Krista that day. I just assumed he'd ignored it. See what you're missing Shuke?

 

[Jeff Vader]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

Dude, you gotta live in Youngstown. Letting you throw a hump into my wife is the least I could do.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

Dude, you gotta live in Youngstown. Letting you throw a hump into my wife is the least I could do.

HFS. Another walk-off shot for OH.

Seriously, I just mentally broke up with Krista. Oliver is my new innerwebs crush. Hi buddy!

 

[shuke]

Oh well, I guess I'd better get drunk again.

like low-brow sports bars with people Tanner's age.

This is how I roll.

That chick is hot. Athlete-hot, granted, but still hot.

Dude

 

[shuke]

Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB called me about 1 CST freaked out about a VM on her cell she received and asked me to come home. I asked her what the VM was and she replied "I'm not sure". I went home immediately and listened to the VM. It was some guy that kept saying "you'll never get away from it" and expletives. I tracked the number back to the old hood but was unfamiliar with the address. So I *67 the number and I got the answering machine. I think. The recording sounded like a mentally handicapped person with a TV blaring in the background. It has been a weird day.

####ing creepy.

 

[kevzilla]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

Dude, you gotta live in Youngstown. Letting you throw a hump into my wife is the least I could do.

HFS. Another walk-off shot for OH.

Seriously, I just mentally broke up with Krista. Oliver is my new innerwebs crush. Hi buddy!

Then I'm moving in on Krista. I'm just like Homer, except with donuts instead of vodka.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Btw, I got in a full-fledged fistfight in my driveway an hour ago.

Still on my phone, so full stupid story to follow.

 

[shuke]

I was formally diagnosed with diabetes today. Surprisingly, he didn't put me on medication right away, but he did write a prescription for a glucometer and diabetes education to learn how to use it. Still haven't decided whether I will eat myself to an early grave or not. I have, however, decided to have a big blast of Jamesons.

Sorry to hear, man.

 

[shuke]

Happy birthday, fish! Make like SLB and don't die today.

I'm now Facebook friend with Mr Krista. Do you think he's gonna be mad about our affair?

I wouldn't worry about the affair so much as whether your delicate eyes are ready for his FB posts. A couple of weeks ago he mentioned that he had realized all his status updates had the word "####" in them and seemed a bit disturbed at this realization. Next FB post only said ####### instead. Jeff Vader, does he still owe you his Pale King analysis? I know he intended to write but wanted to take proper time to think it through (seriously).

Jesus, I forgot all about that. Every once in awhile I drink too much coffee, read a s##t-ton of literature type articles off Arts and Letters Daily, then find someone who may (but often isn't) interested and hammer their facebook page. It's usually my old grad school pals. I have no idea why it was Mr. Krista that day. I just assumed he'd ignored it. See what you're missing Shuke?

Do what now?

 

[Jeff Vader]

Btw, I got in a full-fledged fistfight in my driveway an hour ago. Still on my phone, so full stupid story to follow.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Btw, I got in a full-fledged fistfight in my driveway an hour ago. Still on my phone, so full stupid story to follow.

Exactly.Storytelling machine open. (it's my laptop)

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I bet it was more of a slap and tickle fight

 

[kevzilla]

I was formally diagnosed with diabetes today. Surprisingly, he didn't put me on medication right away, but he did write a prescription for a glucometer and diabetes education to learn how to use it.

Still haven't decided whether I will eat myself to an early grave or not. I have, however, decided to have a big blast of Jamesons.

Not even Metformin? That's weird. The Jamesons is actually fine as long as you don't mix it with anything. Carbs are your enemy now. Go on a low carb diet and your doctor will be amazed at the results. And you'll lose weight. The bad news is no carbs, except vegetables. The good news is you can eat all the meat you want.

My numbers aren't far over the line, and I'm already eating like that most of the time. Except for the peanut butter cookies I just crushed. Seriously, I have to stop that.

 

[Marvin]

Finally watched this abortion. I remember sending that text.

 

[Tiger Fan]

urgent care after hours places are awesome. no appointment, they take my insurance, in and out in 30 minutes, cute nurses,

 

[Marvin]

urgent care after hours places are awesome. no appointment, they take my insurance, in and out in 30 minutes, cute nurses,

Story?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

urgent care after hours places are awesome. no appointment, they take my insurance, in and out in 30 minutes, cute nurses,

Story?

He got beat up in Youngstown

 

[Marvin]

urgent care after hours places are awesome. no appointment, they take my insurance, in and out in 30 minutes, cute nurses,

Story?

He got beat up in Youngstown

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