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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
An excellent snack option.That drawer is a little nut heavy, though.'shuke said:
krista4
Footballguy
Tanner.
I am completely dumbfounded by the people who say they envy your job.
When you write about it I can't imagine much I'd hate more than that. But that's the point, the reason you NEED to be doing what you're doing. Most of us couldn't take it. Most of us couldn't stand dealing with much of the bull#### you do. In order to do that, you have to be dedicated. You have to be good at what you do. You have to care.
Sure, there are people in your profession that don't have that. Take my brother...please. There are people who are narcissistic or lazy or both or worse, and enter the field for the wrong reasons. And there are plenty of people that think you're overpaid or underworked or whatever. But do you think that's different from most other professions? I'm a lawyer, for chrissakes. We have Hamline graduates and others bringing us down, and we're only slightly above used-car salesmen on the respect scale. It's not to make light of your situation, but everyone hates everyone, when it comes down to it, often with good reason.
So when you get to what's important, to me it's that, as Donna Summer or Cicely Tyson said, the children are our future. By that, I mean that we are a country and a world full of really stupid people, and if folks like you leave the profession, we become even more stupid in future generations. As I get older and even less patient, if I have to get behind people who are even more stupid in the ATM line, I'm likely to become like the face-eating guy in Miami. And really do we need more non-consensual face-eating in this world?
Seriously, we need good people, smart people, caring people like you to do what you do. It's just about the hardest job I can think of, one that the vast majority of us couldn't do. Since as I understand it, you get about 16 months off per year, couldn't you use your down time to do something that would add to the family coffers in a meaningful way? I'd think where you are that there are such opportunities, or of course there's Nicaraguan real estate management.
I am completely dumbfounded by the people who say they envy your job.
When you write about it I can't imagine much I'd hate more than that. But that's the point, the reason you NEED to be doing what you're doing. Most of us couldn't take it. Most of us couldn't stand dealing with much of the bull#### you do. In order to do that, you have to be dedicated. You have to be good at what you do. You have to care.
Sure, there are people in your profession that don't have that. Take my brother...please. There are people who are narcissistic or lazy or both or worse, and enter the field for the wrong reasons. And there are plenty of people that think you're overpaid or underworked or whatever. But do you think that's different from most other professions? I'm a lawyer, for chrissakes. We have Hamline graduates and others bringing us down, and we're only slightly above used-car salesmen on the respect scale. It's not to make light of your situation, but everyone hates everyone, when it comes down to it, often with good reason.
So when you get to what's important, to me it's that, as Donna Summer or Cicely Tyson said, the children are our future. By that, I mean that we are a country and a world full of really stupid people, and if folks like you leave the profession, we become even more stupid in future generations. As I get older and even less patient, if I have to get behind people who are even more stupid in the ATM line, I'm likely to become like the face-eating guy in Miami. And really do we need more non-consensual face-eating in this world?
Seriously, we need good people, smart people, caring people like you to do what you do. It's just about the hardest job I can think of, one that the vast majority of us couldn't do. Since as I understand it, you get about 16 months off per year, couldn't you use your down time to do something that would add to the family coffers in a meaningful way? I'd think where you are that there are such opportunities, or of course there's Nicaraguan real estate management.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
She's a big fan of the alternating ice/heat thing.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Punch her in the faceRICE
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Nipsey needs a bigger boat in the Teacher's Dillema thread
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Everyone's ignoring my Zack Morris post.
proninja
Footballguy
:hop in:
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Seriously tell your wife to put away the heat pad. That's probably the worst thing she can do
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Is this unusual?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Where'd everybody go?
Give her something to make her stop talking.....:50sog:
Waiting for you revive the pics thr:e:ad.Where'd everybody go?
cosjobs
Footballguy
I'd think that with the power of the ffa, someone could take this job and make a killing if they could work out some kind or bonus or commission.
Project Manager Alzheimer's Association Calif. Cen
Project Manager Alzheimer's Association Calif. Central Chapter seeks Walk Manager to plan, coordinate and manage 2nd Annual Bakersfield Walk to End Alzheimer's. Seek strong experience in Walk/Event production & management, volunteer development, team captain and walker recruitment, corporate sponsorships and logistics for November Walk. Bachelor's degree required. Contract position starts ASAP and potentially ends December 2012. $19-$24 per hour. Send cover letter and resume with salary history to infocentral coast@alz.org.
Project Manager Alzheimer's Association Calif. Cen
Project Manager Alzheimer's Association Calif. Central Chapter seeks Walk Manager to plan, coordinate and manage 2nd Annual Bakersfield Walk to End Alzheimer's. Seek strong experience in Walk/Event production & management, volunteer development, team captain and walker recruitment, corporate sponsorships and logistics for November Walk. Bachelor's degree required. Contract position starts ASAP and potentially ends December 2012. $19-$24 per hour. Send cover letter and resume with salary history to infocentral coast@alz.org.
Bogart
Footballguy
In the game and a half since Bogart's divorced was finalized, his beloved Rangers were outscored 27-3 by the Mariners. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...
Bogart
Footballguy
I spent way too long and way too many takes making a shot video for Bogart only to have the vid blocked by YouTube for copyright infringementTre > blog it up?I'm a little drunk now
This shot video was beyond epic. It had a little bit of everything.I had plans of my own shot video from the bar last night, but just about the time we were going to order shots, big weather came in, chased everyone off the patio and my group disbanded for their cars. Planning celebration party, part deux, shortly, which may or may not be at a strip club. Going to try and pull off a PG-13 shot video there as soon as we go.
Osaurus
Footballguy
More people quitting on my floor has left me less than conversational. Sooo jealous of them.Where'd everybody go?
nysportsfan
Footballguy
Ice is the way to go, no?
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Insoxicated
DrunkKrista is fiestyTanner.I am completely dumbfounded by the people who say they envy your job.When you write about it I can't imagine much I'd hate more than that. But that's the point, the reason you NEED to be doing what you're doing. Most of us couldn't take it. Most of us couldn't stand dealing with much of the bull#### you do. In order to do that, you have to be dedicated. You have to be good at what you do. You have to care.Sure, there are people in your profession that don't have that. Take my brother...please. There are people who are narcissistic or lazy or both or worse, and enter the field for the wrong reasons. And there are plenty of people that think you're overpaid or underworked or whatever. But do you think that's different from most other professions? I'm a lawyer, for chrissakes. We have Hamline graduates and others bringing us down, and we're only slightly above used-car salesmen on the respect scale. It's not to make light of your situation, but everyone hates everyone, when it comes down to it, often with good reason.So when you get to what's important, to me it's that, as Donna Summer or Cicely Tyson said, the children are our future. By that, I mean that we are a country and a world full of really stupid people, and if folks like you leave the profession, we become even more stupid in future generations. As I get older and even less patient, if I have to get behind people who are even more stupid in the ATM line, I'm likely to become like the face-eating guy in Miami. And really do we need more non-consensual face-eating in this world?Seriously, we need good people, smart people, caring people like you to do what you do. It's just about the hardest job I can think of, one that the vast majority of us couldn't do. Since as I understand it, you get about 16 months off per year, couldn't you use your down time to do something that would add to the family coffers in a meaningful way? I'd think where you are that there are such opportunities, or of course there's Nicaraguan real estate management.
No. 16
Footballguy
R.I.C.E.RESTICECOMPRESSELEVATE
Marvin
Footballguy
I'm right here.Where'd everybody go?
Guster
Footballguy
I spent way too long and way too many takes making a shot video for Bogart only to have the vid blocked by YouTube for copyright infringement
I was pouring doubles and I think it took 3 takes to make a good video. I was ko'd on the couch before 11. Be careful at the gentlemen's establishment. They typically don't like vids as much as we do. Congrats againFigures you would know RICE...
No. 16
Footballguy
I am a RN.Figures you would know RICE...
Marvin
Footballguy
What if he pooped out a bomb?
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Exciting times here at the office. A company-wide email went out this morning regarding phishing to about 120,000 people. Several people replied all and now were up to about 75 emails, half of them saying "I got that phishing email, too" and half saying "Stop replying all".
If I ran a company, I would fire the idiots who can't figure out email and keep hitting "reply all" to say that a group email sent out to the entire company by mistake has nothing to do with them and to please remove them.
Marvin
Footballguy
If you ever run a company hire me and I will do that for you. I will be like the George Clooney character in "Up in the Air". "Scott, the reason I've called you here is that you position at Long Division Inc is no longer tenable. Mainly because of your inability to understand the difference between 'reply' and 'reply all' and when they should be used..."
Marvin
Footballguy
And Asian. Asian's love rice. The food.I am a RN.Figures you would know RICE...
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Can someone post a link to the shot blog so I can see this epic Guster vid?
GM> shot blog link on the first post would be swell.
GM> shot blog link on the first post would be swell.
We get one of these once every few months. Absolutely hilarious
Stoneys
MudCat
I think it's in Tre's signatureCan someone post a link to the shot blog so I can see this epic Guster vid?
GM> shot blog link on the first post would be swell.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
I am sure if he tells them "This for a bunch of guys on the internet" they will let him film a shot.I spent way too long and way too many takes making a shot video for Bogart only to have the vid blocked by YouTube for copyright infringement
Tre > blog it up?
I'm a little drunk now
This shot video was beyond epic. It had a little bit of everything.
I had plans of my own shot video from the bar last night, but just about the time we were going to order shots, big weather came in, chased everyone off the patio and my group disbanded for their cars. Planning celebration party, part deux, shortly, which may or may not be at a strip club. Going to try and pull off a PG-13 shot video there as soon as we go.
Be careful at the gentlemen's establishment. They typically don't like vids as much as we do.
Congrats again
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I meant, I think most people meant, the time off, not the job itself. I go insane after being around my own kids too long. I can't imagine being around 30 of them every day. I would be eating faces in no time.As far as the ATM, I've never done it but I imagine being the 3rd or 4th in line would stink.
Our senior pictures were only accompanied by what sports or clubs we were involved in. Dickmittens left mine off.
Marvin
Footballguy
Cat Shirt BobFootball 9,10,11,12I meant, I think most people meant, the time off, not the job itself. I go insane after being around my own kids too long. I can't imagine being around 30 of them every day. I would be eating faces in no time.As far as the ATM, I've never done it but I imagine being the 3rd or 4th in line would stink.
Letterman Club 11,12
Binge Drinking Club 10,11,12
Future Internet Legends Club 11,12
Stoneys
MudCat
Cat Shirt BobFootball 9,10,11,12I meant, I think most people meant, the time off, not the job itself. I go insane after being around my own kids too long. I can't imagine being around 30 of them every day. I would be eating faces in no time.As far as the ATM, I've never done it but I imagine being the 3rd or 4th in line would stink.
Letterman Club 11,12
Binge Drinking Club 10,11,12
Future Internet Legends Club 11,12
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Cat Shirt BobFootball 9,10,11,12I meant, I think most people meant, the time off, not the job itself. I go insane after being around my own kids too long. I can't imagine being around 30 of them every day. I would be eating faces in no time.As far as the ATM, I've never done it but I imagine being the 3rd or 4th in line would stink.
Letterman Club 11,12
Binge Drinking Club 10,11,12
Future Internet Legends Club 11,12
Although you can also put a "9" in the Binge Drinking Club. Oh and you forgot Golf.
No. 16
Footballguy
I had no idea. How could I not follow such an obvious joke? I have let my Asian father down.And Asian. Asian's love rice. The food.I am a RN.Figures you would know RICE...
Marvin
Footballguy
Bob,Can't believe we're graduating! It was cool having two classes with you this year. You're a crazy, cool dude.Cat Shirt BobFootball 9,10,11,12I meant, I think most people meant, the time off, not the job itself. I go insane after being around my own kids too long. I can't imagine being around 30 of them every day. I would be eating faces in no time.As far as the ATM, I've never done it but I imagine being the 3rd or 4th in line would stink.
Letterman Club 11,12
Binge Drinking Club 10,11,12
Future Internet Legends Club 11,12
I'll never forget that shirt you always wore with the dog on it (spuds mckenzie?) haha. You also have cool hair.
Anyway have a great summer.
Smitty
Marvin
Footballguy
Yeeser,Waaazzzuppp! Thank god school's over. Anyway this is hard for me to do because I'm kinda shyand stuff. But I can't keep my feeling inside anymore.If I don't do this now I know I'll regret it. So here goes.Can you tell Amber that I like her and want to ask her out?Stay cool,Mitch
General Malaise
Footballguy
Afternoon, everybody.
Going to need a recap.
Going to need a recap.
Marvin
Footballguy
I'm sort of thinking about considering other occupations besides teacher.Oh, and I think I'm signing yearbooks.
[*]1. Bogart's divorce is final.
[*]B. Guster posted some elaborate shot video that nobody can find.
[*]III. Tanner wants to quit teaching and make more money.
[*](!). I signed a lease in West Seattle. Will be there in July.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Solid.
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