Good Posting Judge
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Honestly, #### the Orioles. If you can only outscore your opponents by 7 runs for the ENTIRE year, you should DQ yourself from the playoffs. Shameful.
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proninja
Footballguy
Check the last couple months on that stat
kevzilla
Footballguy
I don't think I'll look at Greek yogurt the same way ever again.at one point she commented on my impressive stamina. I didn't have the heart to tell her that it was out of necessity - I only had one condom so I had to be one and done for that particular approach.Wait, did Guster use a rubber here?
kevzilla
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Odds to win World Series? (not on SB currently)'Good said:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Sure, they've been playing well. But if they hadn't gotten so lucky earlier in the season, it wouldn't have mattered.On August 1, they were 55-50 and had the third-worst run differential in the AL. Even worse than Kansas City.
No. 16
Footballguy
If you are going in a group with chicks then San Jose isn't bad. Otherwise, just head to San Francisco.'No. 16 said:at trolling for cougars in Man Jose. Sounds awesome!
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Guster
Footballguy
Ouch
Stoneys
MudCat
Some say the glass is half empty.Others say the glass is half full.It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.Happy B-Day!:lookatme: Today I turn 41My 7 year old just called and gave me a big yelling "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!!!!"
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Also in. YOENIS!
Bogart
Footballguy
Happy Birthday GB. That's not a bad best friend to have.:lookatme: Today I turn 41
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I just tried to put $50 on the A's to win the whole thing. Apparently I'm not only cut off on props, but futures as well. F those guys. I'm putting all my money into 5dimes.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You can use a card. When I tried it kept telling me I couldn't use their "Visa Processor" so I did the live chat and they told me to logout and come back in 15 minutes and then everything was good. Can only deposit $250 at a time though.
belljr
Footballguy
Visa gift or Credit card?I only have MC
Is this the site everyone uses now? My old site is gone and I don't trust them after they switched....
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no.most people use sportsbook. until they cut their limits from winning too much money on prop bets.Visa gift or Credit card?I only have MC
belljr
Footballguy
oh I thought sportsbook go shut down.... That was my original placeno.most people use sportsbook. until they cut their limits from winning too much money on prop bets.Visa gift or Credit card?I only have MC
hmmm may have to go get a pre-paid visa....
General Malaise
Footballguy
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Check your text. Happy birthday Bell.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I walked my 8 miles yesterday and today for the first time since I broke my neck. As soon as I get back today the home phone rings and I don't know why, but I answer it. It's never for me. Unfortunately this time it was. It was my little sister.
LS: Bobby?
Me: Yes? <_<
LS: Hey, what's going on? I haven't talked to you in a long time.
Me: Not whole lot of good stuff to be honest.
LS: Like what?
Me: Did you hear I broke my neck a couple of months ago?
LS: No.....so you like really broke your neck?
Me: Yes, I really broke my neck. It's in a brace now.
LS: That's terrible.
Me: Did you hear my nephew died about a month ago?
LS: Nephew? Barb's son?
Me: Yes, her youngest son.
LS: Well things have been really tough for me too.
Me: Oh yeah?
LS: Yeah, and I can't talk for long, this isn't my phone.
Me: Okay.
LS: So anyway, things are really tough here. I think I'm going crazy here in Hawaii. I've been here like six years. I wish we had longer to talk so you can help me.
Me: I don't know what I can do to help for but I'll try. /sarcasm
LS: Well, my problem is really financial. If you would send me some money, that would help me a lot. I'm you're only sister you know.
Me: Let me get this straight. So YOU, the person that had every advantage over me and choose to never work a day in your life, wants ME to send you money?
LS: Dad sends me money every once in awhile.
Me: Because you're his kid. You are killing them. Mom has been sick the vast majority of the time for COINCIDENTALLY, SIX YEARS! If you had kids, you would understand. But you don't. You're too selfish for that. You want to do whatever you want, whenever you want and expect everybody else to finance it. You're not getting a nickle from me. The only way I help is if you come home and check yourself into a mental hospital.
LS: I have to go, maybe I'll talk to you later. *click*
I'm even angrier than usual these days. I'm a #### right? I don't care.
LS: Bobby?
Me: Yes? <_<
LS: Hey, what's going on? I haven't talked to you in a long time.
Me: Not whole lot of good stuff to be honest.
LS: Like what?
Me: Did you hear I broke my neck a couple of months ago?
LS: No.....so you like really broke your neck?
Me: Yes, I really broke my neck. It's in a brace now.
LS: That's terrible.
Me: Did you hear my nephew died about a month ago?
LS: Nephew? Barb's son?
Me: Yes, her youngest son.
LS: Well things have been really tough for me too.
Me: Oh yeah?
LS: Yeah, and I can't talk for long, this isn't my phone.
Me: Okay.
LS: So anyway, things are really tough here. I think I'm going crazy here in Hawaii. I've been here like six years. I wish we had longer to talk so you can help me.
Me: I don't know what I can do to help for but I'll try. /sarcasm
LS: Well, my problem is really financial. If you would send me some money, that would help me a lot. I'm you're only sister you know.
Me: Let me get this straight. So YOU, the person that had every advantage over me and choose to never work a day in your life, wants ME to send you money?
LS: Dad sends me money every once in awhile.
Me: Because you're his kid. You are killing them. Mom has been sick the vast majority of the time for COINCIDENTALLY, SIX YEARS! If you had kids, you would understand. But you don't. You're too selfish for that. You want to do whatever you want, whenever you want and expect everybody else to finance it. You're not getting a nickle from me. The only way I help is if you come home and check yourself into a mental hospital.
LS: I have to go, maybe I'll talk to you later. *click*
I'm even angrier than usual these days.
I'm a #### right? I don't care.
Marvin
Footballguy
She sounds like a perfect amalgam of my mother in law and my stepsister. You have every right to be angry. Just keep in mind that people like that are never going to change and the only thing that will happen is you will be angry a lot.I walked my 8 miles yesterday and today for the first time since I broke my neck. As soon as I get back today the home phone rings and I don't know why, but I answer it. It's never for me. Unfortunately this time it was. It was my little sister. LS: Bobby?Me: Yes? <_< LS: Hey, what's going on? I haven't talked to you in a long time.Me: Not whole lot of good stuff to be honest.LS: Like what?Me: Did you hear I broke my neck a couple of months ago?LS: No.....so you like really broke your neck?Me: Yes, I really broke my neck. It's in a brace now.LS: That's terrible.Me: Did you hear my nephew died about a month ago?LS: Nephew? Barb's son?Me: Yes, her youngest son.LS: Well things have been really tough for me too.Me: Oh yeah?
pricklypete
Footballguy
Not a ####. Not an enabler.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Ahhh, I remember the family member hitting one up for money calls. Good times.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY, BOB!
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
What's the backstory on the sister?
I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.
I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'll send her money for the right kind of shot videos.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh yeah, and Mrs. SLB got mad at me for flirting with the pharmacist at Walgreens yesterday while getting a flu shot. As the pharmacist giggled at my jokes and felt sorry for me (I have a broken neck) Mrs. SLB chimed in "keep it up and I'm going to break your other neck".
We're not it Vegas anymore.
We're not it Vegas anymore.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Hawt.
phishphan
Footballguy
She sounds like a perfect amalgam of my mother in law and my stepsister. You have every right to be angry. Just keep in mind that people like that are never going to change and the only thing that will happen is you will be angry a lot.I walked my 8 miles yesterday and today for the first time since I broke my neck. As soon as I get back today the home phone rings and I don't know why, but I answer it. It's never for me. Unfortunately this time it was. It was my little sister. LS: Bobby?Me: Yes? <_< LS: Hey, what's going on? I haven't talked to you in a long time.Me: Not whole lot of good stuff to be honest.LS: Like what?Me: Did you hear I broke my neck a couple of months ago?LS: No.....so you like really broke your neck?Me: Yes, I really broke my neck. It's in a brace now.LS: That's terrible.Me: Did you hear my nephew died about a month ago?LS: Nephew? Barb's son?Me: Yes, her youngest son.LS: Well things have been really tough for me too.Me: Oh yeah?
sounds a lot like my mother.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage.
MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETAForgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Pharmacist looked at me, and only me, and giggled at that too. I winked at her but wish I would have replied "promises, promises".
belljr
Footballguy
Sounds like the story had a happy endingShe was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Sis pics?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Let me see what I can do.
That part of the parking lot in the background is where we used to tailgate for the Rams from 95-2001.
Marvin
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
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Footballguy
I read every word and liked it.'Guster said:
Signed,Long winded poster
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Good for you. Seriously.I walked my 8 miles yesterday and today for the first time since I broke my neck. As soon as I get back today the home phone rings and I don't know why, but I answer it. It's never for me. Unfortunately this time it was. It was my little sister. LS: Bobby?Me: Yes? <_< LS: Hey, what's going on? I haven't talked to you in a long time.Me: Not whole lot of good stuff to be honest.LS: Like what?Me: Did you hear I broke my neck a couple of months ago?LS: No.....so you like really broke your neck?Me: Yes, I really broke my neck. It's in a brace now.LS: That's terrible.Me: Did you hear my nephew died about a month ago?LS: Nephew? Barb's son?Me: Yes, her youngest son.LS: Well things have been really tough for me too.Me: Oh yeah?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
COlin is a totally different broke guy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage.
Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.
But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.
Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?
I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.
St. Louis Bob
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