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[Marvin]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

 

[General Malaise]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

I don't know what that means.

 

[YSR]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.

 

[Marvin]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

I don't know what that means.

It was a pun about her boyfriend being Indian. Never mind.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

You know I feel your pain GB. You'll like this since I know you captain a 1980 Chevy Citation like me. I spent the previous 3 summers working in a sweltering hot warehouse to earn the money to buy it and pay for my insurance. My sister was given a red Mazda RX7 with black leather interior on her 16th birthday.

It's an hour early but I think I'm going to make a drink and get ready for the game. I'm about this too since I gave my ticket away since my other ticket holding buddies had plans already. Bunch of old #######s.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's the backstory on the sister?I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.

 

[Marvin]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.

I didn't think it was a very good pun. Jab at me if you want but it's my opinion.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

we're betting on Atlanta? Bad feeling about the redbirds?

 

[General Malaise]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

I don't know what that means.

It was a pun about her boyfriend being Indian. Never mind.

 

[General Malaise]

we're betting on Atlanta? Bad feeling about the redbirds?

Misery hedge for one.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

we're betting on Atlanta? Bad feeling about the redbirds?

Figure now I can't lose either way. ETAWhat GM said

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.

I didn't think it was a very good pun. Jab at me if you want but it's my opinion.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I can't believe GM spelled "siphon" correctly. An ice cream cake for you, good sir.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

we're betting on Atlanta? Bad feeling about the redbirds?

Misery hedge for one.

didn't they win the whole thing last year or something?that's not misery.

 

[Bogart]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

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[Ignoramus]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.

I didn't think it was a very good pun. Jab at me if you want but it's my opinion.

You really tomahawked that one, chief.

 

[Marvin]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.

I didn't think it was a very good pun. Jab at me if you want but it's my opinion.

Dots more like it.

 

[General Malaise]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

You know I feel your pain GB. You'll like this since I know you captain a 1980 Chevy Citation like me. I spent the previous 3 summers working in a sweltering hot warehouse to earn the money to buy it and pay for my insurance. My sister was given a red Mazda RX7 with black leather interior on her 16th birthday.

It's an hour early but I think I'm going to make a drink and get ready for the game. I'm about this too since I gave my ticket away since my other ticket holding buddies had plans already. Bunch of old #######s.

Yeah, I drove the Chevy Citation in the heart of Highland Park Texas, where most kids were gifted Saabs or better. Pretty hard to compete, so I - like you - busted my tail working until I could afford a 1983 Jeep CJ-7...cherry red. It was my dream ride. Helped negate the fact that I spent every morning in a too tight Speedo. When I went off to college, I was told I would not be taking my Jeep with me. That my sister would use it. She had my stereo stolen inside of a month.

 

[Marvin]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

You know I feel your pain GB. You'll like this since I know you captain a 1980 Chevy Citation like me. I spent the previous 3 summers working in a sweltering hot warehouse to earn the money to buy it and pay for my insurance. My sister was given a red Mazda RX7 with black leather interior on her 16th birthday.

It's an hour early but I think I'm going to make a drink and get ready for the game. I'm about this too since I gave my ticket away since my other ticket holding buddies had plans already. Bunch of old #######s.

Yeah, I drove the Chevy Citation in the heart of Highland Park Texas, where most kids were gifted Saabs or better. Pretty hard to compete, so I - like you - busted my tail working until I could afford a 1983 Jeep CJ-7...cherry red. It was my dream ride. Helped negate the fact that I spent every morning in a too tight Speedo. When I went off to college, I was told I would not be taking my Jeep with me. That my sister would use it. She had my stereo stolen inside of a month.

I bet that was a sari sight.

 

[General Malaise]

Just opened up a bag of Lay's Classic, hoping to expedite my demise and I'm having an epiphany here....

On the back of the bag is the following:

COME UP WITH THE NEXT GREAT LAY'S FLAVOR AND YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION!

WE CAN DO THIS!

Tre, Shuke, Cosjobs....emergency top tier meeting of food likers, STAT!

 

[General Malaise]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

You know I feel your pain GB. You'll like this since I know you captain a 1980 Chevy Citation like me. I spent the previous 3 summers working in a sweltering hot warehouse to earn the money to buy it and pay for my insurance. My sister was given a red Mazda RX7 with black leather interior on her 16th birthday.

It's an hour early but I think I'm going to make a drink and get ready for the game. I'm about this too since I gave my ticket away since my other ticket holding buddies had plans already. Bunch of old #######s.

Yeah, I drove the Chevy Citation in the heart of Highland Park Texas, where most kids were gifted Saabs or better. Pretty hard to compete, so I - like you - busted my tail working until I could afford a 1983 Jeep CJ-7...cherry red. It was my dream ride. Helped negate the fact that I spent every morning in a too tight Speedo. When I went off to college, I was told I would not be taking my Jeep with me. That my sister would use it. She had my stereo stolen inside of a month.

I bet that was a sari sight.

The complete absence of any puberty until 18 was really another sweet gift from the baby jeebus.

 

[General Malaise]

Why has that Rams game gone from +1.5 to +2.5....

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

bright green tighie-whities

YES!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

bright green tighie-whities

YES!

That guy needs a light beer.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

bright green tighie-whities

YES!

 

[Marvin]

bright green tighie-whities

YES!

It's kind of creepy because himalayan GM's sister.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

bright green tighie-whities

YES!

It's kind of creepy because himalayan GM's sister.

All that gold and hair. I would.

 

[Marvin]

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

oh my

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

Damn, you're all hot.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'll be back in 10 minutes.

 

[Bogart]

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

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[Good Posting Judge]

Wonder what SLB put in her hair to make it stand up like that...

 

[Marvin]

$20 says that tie came from Oak Tree.

 

[Marvin]

Wonder what SLB put in her hair to make it stand up like that...

Bob?

 

[commisholio]

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

Thought you had wavey hair

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Look at those eyebrows.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

oh my

Right. That combined with the credentials above and she could have ruled the world. But hey, #### it, party!!

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

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[St. Louis Bob]

Look at those eyebrows.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Look at those eyebrows.

 

[EYLive]

Hubba hubba

 

[Marvin]

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

oh my

Right. That combined with the credentials above and she could have ruled the world. But hey, #### it, party!!

I was talking about you, stud.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Sis pics?

I'm thinking this was around 91-92 since Mrs. SLB (middle) is still rocking the 80's doo and I still have, well, hair.link

Hello Zippy neck

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Would smash.

 

[Daywalker]

Just opened up a bag of Lay's Classic, hoping to expedite my demise and I'm having an epiphany here....

On the back of the bag is the following:

COME UP WITH THE NEXT GREAT LAY'S FLAVOR AND YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION!

WE CAN DO THIS!

Tre, Shuke, Cosjobs....emergency top tier meeting of food likers, STAT!

Some type of beer-flavored chip seems long overdue.

 

[kevzilla]

What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.

Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?

Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.

I didn't think it was a very good pun. Jab at me if you want but it's my opinion.

You should have kept mum.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Guy in my league offered me Matt Forte for Roddy White.

PPR league. I have ADP, Reggie Bush, and Ryan Matthews already. The trade would leave me with Calvin Johnson, Dwayne Bowe, Maclin, Antonio Gates (we don't use a dedicated TE spot)and Brian Hartline.

Start 2/2/flex...I hate running the wishbone, but I'm thinking about pulling the trigger on this one.

TIA WILL ANSWER YOURS!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just opened up a bag of Lay's Classic, hoping to expedite my demise and I'm having an epiphany here....

On the back of the bag is the following:

COME UP WITH THE NEXT GREAT LAY'S FLAVOR AND YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION!

WE CAN DO THIS!

Tre, Shuke, Cosjobs....emergency top tier meeting of food likers, STAT!

Some type of beer-flavored chip seems long overdue.

Missed this. To the fatoratory!

 

[Thorn]

$20 says that tie came from Oak Tree.

I got Structure.