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Bogart
Footballguy
Mind blown.Holy crap. Female student: My parents named me Mariah because of Mariah Carey.Me: That's pretty cool.Female student: Yeah and they named my older brother after some kid in a movie.Me: What's his name?Female student: Tanner.Me:What movie?Female student: Ummm...that baseball one...the Bears?Me: YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOUR BROTHER AFTER TANNER BOYLE FROM THE BAD NEWS BEARS!?!??!?!Female Student: Yeah, that's the one.wtf
General Malaise
Footballguy
How on earth can they have such diabolically opposed tastes in pop culture??? You have one of the greatest sports movies of all times vs. a crazy pop diva whose music makes my ears bleed?Holy crap. Female student: My parents named me Mariah because of Mariah Carey.Me: That's pretty cool.Female student: Yeah and they named my older brother after some kid in a movie.Me: What's his name?Female student: Tanner.Me:
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
diametrically?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Exactly.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
That was funny for about a week.New Louis vs. Rick is up, too.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
YSR
Footballguy
Agreed.That was funny for about a week.New Louis vs. Rick is up, too.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Pretty crushed that my shot vids don't make it into your blog, chief. :(
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Oh, yeah? At least your face will be funny forever.That was funny for about a week.New Louis vs. Rick is up, too.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Maybe mom got a pick and dad got a pick.And I think you meant Dianetically.How on earth can they have such diabolically opposed tastes in pop culture??? You have one of the greatest sports movies of all times vs. a crazy pop diva whose music makes my ears bleed?Holy crap. Female student: My parents named me Mariah because of Mariah Carey.Me: That's pretty cool.Female student: Yeah and they named my older brother after some kid in a movie.Me: What's his name?Female student: Tanner.Me:
Notorious T.R.E.
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LouisvRick has been throwing up some real clunkers of late. Sad times.
-fish-
Footballguy
Getting fired may be the best thing that ever happened to me. I'm in discussions with 2 firms about of counsel positions and a third just contacted me out of the blue asking if I'd be interested in talking to them about a position.
At the very least, I'm getting taken out to a lot of free lunches and dinners.
At the very least, I'm getting taken out to a lot of free lunches and dinners.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Mind blown.Holy crap. Female student: My parents named me Mariah because of Mariah Carey.Me: That's pretty cool.Female student: Yeah and they named my older brother after some kid in a movie.Me: What's his name?Female student: Tanner.Me:
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
So I'm officially NECK BRACE FREE!!!! Well, for now anyway. Doc told me not to throw the neck brace away and I replied I won't. Only for him to say, no seriously. Start rehab next Wednesday, although I feel fine honestly. All of the exercising I've been doing has paid off. I need to get x-rays again in two months from now too just to make sure I'm 100%. 
Oh yeah, plus I can drive. :banana: But no high impact activity. Guess I'll have to put off returning punts in the NFl and my body building aspirations awhile longer.
Mrs. SLB started crying after the doctor left the room. Apparently she was hoping I would have to wear the brace longer. She's worried something is going to happen to me. I'm guessing it makes her feel secure knowing I'm under house arrest. So kind of a Misery thing going on here. If I end up with broken legs, you'll know why.
Thanks for the well wishes and good luck on the job Fishes.
SK, now you need to get better.
Oh yeah, plus I can drive. :banana: But no high impact activity. Guess I'll have to put off returning punts in the NFl and my body building aspirations awhile longer.
Mrs. SLB started crying after the doctor left the room. Apparently she was hoping I would have to wear the brace longer. She's worried something is going to happen to me. I'm guessing it makes her feel secure knowing I'm under house arrest. So kind of a Misery thing going on here. If I end up with broken legs, you'll know why.
Thanks for the well wishes and good luck on the job Fishes.
SK, now you need to get better.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Nevermind that. What's going on with teh knucks?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Way to have your bones fuse back together, guy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Happy for you, STLB, though I'm still overly perplexed as to what all the potential bad news was.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
So I'm officially NECK BRACE FREE!!!! Well, for now anyway. Doc told me not to throw the neck brace away and I replied I won't. Only for him to say, no seriously. Start rehab next Wednesday, although I feel fine honestly. All of the exercising I've been doing has paid off. I need to get x-rays again in two months from now too just to make sure I'm 100%.
Oh yeah, plus I can drive. :banana: But no high impact activity. Guess I'll have to put off returning punts in the NFl and my body building aspirations awhile longer.
Mrs. SLB started crying after the doctor left the room. Apparently she was hoping I would have to wear the brace longer. She's worried something is going to happen to me. I'm guessing it makes her feel secure knowing I'm under house arrest. So kind of a Misery thing going on here. If I end up with broken legs, you'll know why.
Thanks for the well wishes and good luck on the job Fishes.
SK, now you need to get better.
Well, not yet.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Man, those Star Wars threads are brutal.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Just had a conversation with Ricky Rubio.
Me: "How's the knee"
Ricky: "Good, man, good."
Me: "Right on."
Me: "How's the knee"
Ricky: "Good, man, good."
Me: "Right on."
Bogart
Footballguy
Congrats fish on getting fed.
So I have been thinking for a week about how to break up with Sushi Girl. It was fun, but lots of yellow flags. Things that I will never be able to look past in a relationship. Decided to do it tomorrow when I go over and see her. She deserves more than a text breakup. Today, she texts me that she wants to discuss "important things" when I come over, not just hang out. So either we are on the same page, or in two totally different books.
Most likely two different books, which is going to make things EPIC.
So I have been thinking for a week about how to break up with Sushi Girl. It was fun, but lots of yellow flags. Things that I will never be able to look past in a relationship. Decided to do it tomorrow when I go over and see her. She deserves more than a text breakup. Today, she texts me that she wants to discuss "important things" when I come over, not just hang out. So either we are on the same page, or in two totally different books.
Most likely two different books, which is going to make things EPIC.
Bogart
Footballguy
Rubio speaks English?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Record on your smartphone and report back. TIA
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Terrorist fist jab?
Thorn
Footballguy
I will not rest until you convince Tanner to shout at his sister: "HEY MARIAH, TAKE YOUR BUTTERFLY ALBUM AND YOUR GRAMMY AWARD AND SHOVE EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR ###!!!"Holy crap. Female student: My parents named me Mariah because of Mariah Carey.Me: That's pretty cool.Female student: Yeah and they named my older brother after some kid in a movie.Me: What's his name?Female student: Tanner.Me:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Fixed.
Thorn
Footballguy
Outstanding! Penciling you back in for the AutstinHole.So I'm officially NECK BRACE FREE!!!! Well, for now anyway. Doc told me not to throw the neck brace away and I replied I won't. Only for him to say, no seriously. Start rehab next Wednesday, although I feel fine honestly. All of the exercising I've been doing has paid off. I need to get x-rays again in two months from now too just to make sure I'm 100%.
Oh yeah, plus I can drive. :banana: But no high impact activity. Guess I'll have to put off returning punts in the NFl and my body building aspirations awhile longer.
Mrs. SLB started crying after the doctor left the room. Apparently she was hoping I would have to wear the brace longer. She's worried something is going to happen to me. I'm guessing it makes her feel secure knowing I'm under house arrest. So kind of a Misery thing going on here. If I end up with broken legs, you'll know why.
Thanks for the well wishes and good luck on the job Fishes.
SK, now you need to get better.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
So I'm officially NECK BRACE FREE!!!! Well, for now anyway. Doc told me not to throw the neck brace away and I replied I won't. Only for him to say, no seriously. Start rehab next Wednesday, although I feel fine honestly. All of the exercising I've been doing has paid off. I need to get x-rays again in two months from now too just to make sure I'm 100%.
Oh yeah, plus I can drive. :banana: But no high impact activity. Guess I'll have to put off returning punts in the NFl and my body building aspirations awhile longer.
Mrs. SLB started crying after the doctor left the room. Apparently she was hoping I would have to wear the brace longer. She's worried something is going to happen to me. I'm guessing it makes her feel secure knowing I'm under house arrest. So kind of a Misery thing going on here. If I end up with broken legs, you'll know why.
Thanks for the well wishes and good luck on the job Fishes.
SK, now you need to get better.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
This is the guy from Def Jam, right?Rubio speaks English?
Zow
Footballguy
Do they still do camp at SJU?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Tell him GM says "hey".
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Yeah there was an accent.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Dude, don't go over. You're going to get sucked up in her tractor beam. Just call her and say "Let's save each other the time and emotional effort and just part ways now. It was fun, best of luck to you out there."
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
They make me never want to watch any of the movies ever again.
General Malaise
Footballguy
How is marriage camp coming along?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Why is it that baseball players from Spain who have played over here for years and years still can't understand English when spoken to them? Rubio has been over here for less than a year and he speaks the King's English. What gives?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hold up...you guys are saying Star Wars fans have difficulty communicating to the rest of the world? How on Alderon is that possible?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Mrs. SLB was saying I might have to wear the neck brace and even I didn't wouldn't be able to drive for a couple more months. That would suck balls.
Suggest a 3 way. /costanza
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Now that I'm older, I kind of think weird breakups would be one of the best parts of dating. I really never gave many effs, but now I'd try to shtick it up a little more.Bogie - meet her for lunch and develop a fun facial tic during it. Maybe throw out an occasional "woop" sound?Oh, and if you're meeting at her place, that's probably a bad idea.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Couldn't resist, could you?
YSR
Footballguy
BLOG IT UP.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Bogart
Footballguy
She would say yes. That is not a dealbreaker for her.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
It's not just that. It's these people that insist on the "sanctity" of the movies. They can't shut up about how Lucas "ruined" the series with the last 3 movies.
Zow
Footballguy
Our money is still green and going to them so all good - although one Saturday a month I want to punch Jesus in the ######.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
WAIT. WAIT.
Frosty is Yandek?
Frosty is Yandek?
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
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