GM's thread about nothing (4 Viewers)

[jplvr]

One of my son DJs friends stopped over last night to see what time the high school hockey game is. He took a second friend who was here with DJ and they said they'd meet my son at the game in an hour. DJ and his teammate load their hockey bags into the van and they're just ready to pull out of the garage when the 2nd friend runs into the garage pale faced and hyper. "Do you guys know the number to a tow truck? *First friend* just rolled the car in the ditch!" I checked them for bumps and bruises but they were just shaken up. They backed out of our driveway, pulled into drive and hit the right shoulder of the road, which has been all washed out since Igor, got hung up on the guardrail and the car, 2009 Lancer, the family's only car, rolled over onto it's roof. The two boys were very shaken but I think the driver was more panicked about his dad getting there. He had just dropped him off at the drug store across from our road. He calls him, "Dad? I f'ed up."

I totalled a car one time. Called my mom and said something like, "Mom, I had a wreck. I'm fine, but the car is screwed." Not even hesitation, "What'd you do to the car?" I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

One of my son DJs friends stopped over last night to see what time the high school hockey game is. He took a second friend who was here with DJ and they said they'd meet my son at the game in an hour. DJ and his teammate load their hockey bags into the van and they're just ready to pull out of the garage when the 2nd friend runs into the garage pale faced and hyper. "Do you guys know the number to a tow truck? *First friend* just rolled the car in the ditch!" I checked them for bumps and bruises but they were just shaken up. They backed out of our driveway, pulled into drive and hit the right shoulder of the road, which has been all washed out since Igor, got hung up on the guardrail and the car, 2009 Lancer, the family's only car, rolled over onto it's roof. The two boys were very shaken but I think the driver was more panicked about his dad getting there. He had just dropped him off at the drug store across from our road. He calls him, "Dad? I f'ed up."

I'm glad they are alright. Man, just reading that story has me shaken up. Check me for bumps and bruises?

I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had not one but TWO Beef Wellingtons for dinner last night.

 

[gary mexico]

And it seems to me Jermichael lived his life like a candle in the wind

lol

 

[gary mexico]

I had not one but TWO Beef Wellingtons for dinner last night. :(

Never had one, those look pretty damn good...

 

[The Duchess]

One of my son DJs friends stopped over last night to see what time the high school hockey game is. He took a second friend who was here with DJ and they said they'd meet my son at the game in an hour. DJ and his teammate load their hockey bags into the van and they're just ready to pull out of the garage when the 2nd friend runs into the garage pale faced and hyper. "Do you guys know the number to a tow truck? *First friend* just rolled the car in the ditch!" I checked them for bumps and bruises but they were just shaken up. They backed out of our driveway, pulled into drive and hit the right shoulder of the road, which has been all washed out since Igor, got hung up on the guardrail and the car, 2009 Lancer, the family's only car, rolled over onto it's roof. The two boys were very shaken but I think the driver was more panicked about his dad getting there. He had just dropped him off at the drug store across from our road. He calls him, "Dad? I f'ed up."

I'm glad they are alright. Man, just reading that story has me shaken up. Check me for bumps and bruises?

I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me. :(

I don't remember that bump being there before!Yeah, they were lucky to come out of it without a scratch. His dad kept saying, "man, I can't believe you wrecked my car, why didn't you wreck your mothers car?" Parents are divorced. Dads long time live in gf FLIPPED. She's got a 12 yr old coming up behind him, she shouldn't be so quick to biitch. Her daughter is a monster. Kid may have been texting. Sometimes I wonder about this generation.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Officer Pete, how did homecoming go?

 

[General Malaise]

One of my son DJs friends stopped over last night to see what time the high school hockey game is. He took a second friend who was here with DJ and they said they'd meet my son at the game in an hour. DJ and his teammate load their hockey bags into the van and they're just ready to pull out of the garage when the 2nd friend runs into the garage pale faced and hyper. "Do you guys know the number to a tow truck? *First friend* just rolled the car in the ditch!" I checked them for bumps and bruises but they were just shaken up. They backed out of our driveway, pulled into drive and hit the right shoulder of the road, which has been all washed out since Igor, got hung up on the guardrail and the car, 2009 Lancer, the family's only car, rolled over onto it's roof. The two boys were very shaken but I think the driver was more panicked about his dad getting there. He had just dropped him off at the drug store across from our road. He calls him, "Dad? I f'ed up."

I totalled a car one time. Called my mom and said something like, "Mom, I had a wreck. I'm fine, but the car is screwed." Not even hesitation, "What'd you do to the car?" I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me.

I you Jeep.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, please comment on this you drunken *******.

 

[the rover]

those are seattle sounders scarves. sonics and mariners fans have resorted to rooting for a soccer team.

 

[General Malaise]

those are seattle sounders scarves. sonics and mariners fans have resorted to rooting for a soccer team.

Figured that's what they were. They are ALL OVER the Pac NW. Portland Timber fans have them too. Uber gay, but then again, it's soccer and we just aren't sophisticated enough to understand.**I kid...I love soccer.

 

[videoguy505]

Couldn't help but laugh when I saw the word "rapey" used to describe the Mary-Louise Parker sex scene in the most recent episode of "Weeds" (click 'read Recaplet').

Oh, for those that missed the episode, MLP is thankfully back to showing T&A.

 

[shut it down]

I spotted a guy 21 points this week in our FF league, in order to get some side action.

I got up at 6 AM today, spent a ton of time with the little one, and have watched baseball, EPL, CFB and now some MMA. I'm a renaissance man!

Peens> hi!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I spotted a guy 21 points this week in our FF league, in order to get some side action.I got up at 6 AM today, spent a ton of time with the little one, and have watched baseball, EPL, CFB and now some MMA. I'm a renaissance man!Peens> hi!

How's the kid like the cats and vice versa?

 

[shut it down]

I spotted a guy 21 points this week in our FF league, in order to get some side action.I got up at 6 AM today, spent a ton of time with the little one, and have watched baseball, EPL, CFB and now some MMA. I'm a renaissance man!Peens> hi!

How's the kid like the cats and vice versa?

She'll try to reach for one if they're around, but they won't get anywhere near her. They've been in "You've gotta be ####### kidding me" mode for the last 7 months.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I spotted a guy 21 points this week in our FF league, in order to get some side action.I got up at 6 AM today, spent a ton of time with the little one, and have watched baseball, EPL, CFB and now some MMA. I'm a renaissance man!Peens> hi!

How's the kid like the cats and vice versa?

She'll try to reach for one if they're around, but they won't get anywhere near her. They've been in "You've gotta be ####### kidding me" mode for the last 7 months.

"Hey, we were here first but whatever. Just keep away from our food."

 

[Tiger Fan]

Mini-Wheats might be the greatest snack food of right now.

I'm quite sure you're wrong here

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I totalled a car one time. Called my mom and said something like, "Mom, I had a wreck. I'm fine, but the car is screwed." Not even hesitation, "What'd you do to the car?" I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me.

Ditto. I was blindsided by a drunk driver. It was her pink Mary Kay Cadillac. She still brings it up.

 

[jplvr]

I totalled a car one time. Called my mom and said something like, "Mom, I had a wreck. I'm fine, but the car is screwed." Not even hesitation, "What'd you do to the car?" I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me.

Ditto. I was blindsided by a drunk driver. It was her pink Mary Kay Cadillac. She still brings it up.

This one is even more fun:Just a couple of years ago, I took my pressure washer over to her house to help with some Spring cleaning. The pressure washer had a flat tire, so I started to fill it up with the air compressor out at the garage. I took a look at the reading on the tire and in my mind, I was thinking about it like one of those small, trailer tires which are often rated up to 50 pounds. I looked at the number and the 3 kind of looked like a 5 and considering my previous thoughts, I just assumed it was a 5 and 50 pounds. Not that it mattered because I didn't have a pressure gauge anyway.

I start filling up the tire, stopping to poke it with my finger to test the tire like I would try to temp out a steak. Well, eventually the thing exploded. For all I know, I was trying to put 80lbs in the damn thing by the time it blew. I wasn't sure what I was going to see by the time I worked up the guts to look at my hand, but before the adrenaline induced numbness wore off, I decided to see what I had left on that hand, namely the index finger and the thumb. Thankfully, they don't call me stumpy now, but the thumbnail on my right had was split down the middle and the cut was pretty significant. I took off my shirt, wrapped it and headed towards the house.

The pressure washer was in the back of the Mule I drove to the house and I went in to get a ride to the hospital. I walked in, blood now bleeding through the shirt saying, "Hey, I had an accident filling up the tire on the pressure washer and need you to drive me to the hospital." She climbed down off the ladder where she was painting, walked right by me as she took a glance at my bloody shirt, and asked me, "What did you do to the pressure washer?" as she walked outside to check on the equipment which wasn't even hers, but mine.

Thoroughly pissed off, I just walked to the truck and drove myself to the emergency room. I still can't fill up any kind of tire without a little panic setting in.

 

[The Duchess]

I totalled a car one time. Called my mom and said something like, "Mom, I had a wreck. I'm fine, but the car is screwed." Not even hesitation, "What'd you do to the car?" I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me.

Ditto. I was blindsided by a drunk driver. It was her pink Mary Kay Cadillac. She still brings it up.

This one is even more fun:Just a couple of years ago, I took my pressure washer over to her house to help with some Spring cleaning. The pressure washer had a flat tire, so I started to fill it up with the air compressor out at the garage. I took a look at the reading on the tire and in my mind, I was thinking about it like one of those small, trailer tires which are often rated up to 50 pounds. I looked at the number and the 3 kind of looked like a 5 and considering my previous thoughts, I just assumed it was a 5 and 50 pounds. Not that it mattered because I didn't have a pressure gauge anyway.

I start filling up the tire, stopping to poke it with my finger to test the tire like I would try to temp out a steak. Well, eventually the thing exploded. For all I know, I was trying to put 80lbs in the damn thing by the time it blew. I wasn't sure what I was going to see by the time I worked up the guts to look at my hand, but before the adrenaline induced numbness wore off, I decided to see what I had left on that hand, namely the index finger and the thumb. Thankfully, they don't call me stumpy now, but the thumbnail on my right had was split down the middle and the cut was pretty significant. I took off my shirt, wrapped it and headed towards the house.

The pressure washer was in the back of the Mule I drove to the house and I went in to get a ride to the hospital. I walked in, blood now bleeding through the shirt saying, "Hey, I had an accident filling up the tire on the pressure washer and need you to drive me to the hospital." She climbed down off the ladder where she was painting, walked right by me as she took a glance at my bloody shirt, and asked me, "What did you do to the pressure washer?" as she walked outside to check on the equipment which wasn't even hers, but mine.

Thoroughly pissed off, I just walked to the truck and drove myself to the emergency room. I still can't fill up any kind of tire without a little panic setting in.

When you tell "your mother" jokes, you should use your own mother.

 

[Jewell]

Here's to hoping this catches on.

 

[shuke]

Man, those people in the Shark Pool freak out about everything.

Switz doing some good work in that thread.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM & Krista, way to not make your football picks. Of course if Jax wins tonight, Krista takes the pot. That's how you do autopick.

 

[mr. furley]

Man, those people in the Shark Pool freak out about everything.

Switz doing some good work in that thread.

that is an awesome ####ing threada truer microcosm of the SP might not exist

 

[Tiger Fan]

almost to the bottom of page 2.

I saved $5400/year by switching my medical insurance coverage

 

[General Malaise]

GM & Krista, way to not make your football picks. Of course if Jax wins tonight, Krista takes the pot. That's how you do autopick.

Damn it. I have been slammed, I just plain forgot to do this.Oh well, I suck at this like everything else. Hope you enjoyed the donation.

 

[Drifter]

Decided to drive out to Seattle prior to starting in a couple of weeks. Friend of mine is coming along and then I'm flying him back to Denver. Nothing bad can happen from me having bought his plane ticket and marking that he was blind and in need of a wheelchair, right?

 

[General Malaise]

Decided to drive out to Seattle prior to starting in a couple of weeks. Friend of mine is coming along and then I'm flying him back to Denver. Nothing bad can happen from me having bought his plane ticket and marking that he was blind and in need of a wheelchair, right?

 

[JaxBill]

Decided to drive out to Seattle prior to starting in a couple of weeks. Friend of mine is coming along and then I'm flying him back to Denver. Nothing bad can happen from me having bought his plane ticket and marking that he was blind and in need of a wheelchair, right?

Good luck getting that cane thru Customs.

 

[krista4]

GM & Krista, way to not make your football picks. Of course if Jax wins tonight, Krista takes the pot. That's how you do autopick.

 

[Thorn]

I totalled a car one time. Called my mom and said something like, "Mom, I had a wreck. I'm fine, but the car is screwed." Not even hesitation, "What'd you do to the car?" I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me.

Ditto. I was blindsided by a drunk driver. It was her pink Mary Kay Cadillac. She still brings it up.

This one is even more fun:Just a couple of years ago, I took my pressure washer over to her house to help with some Spring cleaning. The pressure washer had a flat tire, so I started to fill it up with the air compressor out at the garage. I took a look at the reading on the tire and in my mind, I was thinking about it like one of those small, trailer tires which are often rated up to 50 pounds. I looked at the number and the 3 kind of looked like a 5 and considering my previous thoughts, I just assumed it was a 5 and 50 pounds. Not that it mattered because I didn't have a pressure gauge anyway.

I start filling up the tire, stopping to poke it with my finger to test the tire like I would try to temp out a steak. Well, eventually the thing exploded. For all I know, I was trying to put 80lbs in the damn thing by the time it blew. I wasn't sure what I was going to see by the time I worked up the guts to look at my hand, but before the adrenaline induced numbness wore off, I decided to see what I had left on that hand, namely the index finger and the thumb. Thankfully, they don't call me stumpy now, but the thumbnail on my right had was split down the middle and the cut was pretty significant. I took off my shirt, wrapped it and headed towards the house.

The pressure washer was in the back of the Mule I drove to the house and I went in to get a ride to the hospital. I walked in, blood now bleeding through the shirt saying, "Hey, I had an accident filling up the tire on the pressure washer and need you to drive me to the hospital." She climbed down off the ladder where she was painting, walked right by me as she took a glance at my bloody shirt, and asked me, "What did you do to the pressure washer?" as she walked outside to check on the equipment which wasn't even hers, but mine.

Thoroughly pissed off, I just walked to the truck and drove myself to the emergency room. I still can't fill up any kind of tire without a little panic setting in.

Are you saying you did or did not lose three fingers?

 

[shuke]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet.

####ING SWEET.

 

[kevzilla]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet. ####ING SWEET.

A GB of mine took one look at the set and the instructions, then hired a guy.

 

[mr. furley]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet. ####ING SWEET.

me and 2 other guys did one of these in about 3 hours

 

[shuke]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet. ####ING SWEET.

me and 2 other guys did one of these in about 3 hours

What size you talking here?I'm up to 13 hours with help of one person, and did about 7 hours by myself today. Have about 2 hours left tomorrow.

 

[YSR]

GM & Krista, way to not make your football picks. Of course if Jax wins tonight, Krista takes the pot. That's how you do autopick.

Hold on there, pretty lady. Let's not get too excited yet.

 

[mr. furley]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet. ####ING SWEET.

me and 2 other guys did one of these in about 3 hours

What size you talking here?I'm up to 13 hours with help of one person, and did about 7 hours by myself today. Have about 2 hours left tomorrow.

one of those with the rock wall on one side, slide on the other, two swings, canopy on top with a water gun

 

[El Floppo]

I'm bad with notebooks and whatnot, and pretty sure nobody reads my posts anyways....

.

 

[RudiStein]

I'm bad with notebooks and whatnot, and pretty sure nobody reads my posts anyways....

Soooo wrong.

 

[YSR]

I'm not sure what is more lame. The first half, or this #### laser/fireworks show the Jags are trying to put on at halftime.

My saving grace is that I am in a box and ergo, :(

 

[kevzilla]

I'm not sure what is more lame. The first half, or this #### laser/fireworks show the Jags are trying to put on at halftime. My saving grace is that I am in a box and ergo,

I need a BIG night from the Titans defense. Keep drinking.

 

[guest 1553]

I'm bad with notebooks and whatnot, and pretty sure nobody reads my posts anyways....

JFC.

 

[YSR]

I'm not sure what is more lame. The first half, or this #### laser/fireworks show the Jags are trying to put on at halftime. My saving grace is that I am in a box and ergo,

Did you dress up as an empty seat too?

We are actually staying until the end because the traffic will be lighter.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm not sure what is more lame. The first half, or this #### laser/fireworks show the Jags are trying to put on at halftime. My saving grace is that I am in a box and ergo,

Did you dress up as an empty seat too?

We are actually staying until the end because the traffic will be lighter.

Bless your heart.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Quite a team you've got there.

 

[shuke]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet. ####ING SWEET.

me and 2 other guys did one of these in about 3 hours

What size you talking here?I'm up to 13 hours with help of one person, and did about 7 hours by myself today. Have about 2 hours left tomorrow.

one of those with the rock wall on one side, slide on the other, two swings, canopy on top with a water gun

You're full of ####.

 

[SFBayDuck]

Anything unusually exciting happening in P-town this weekend, GM? Or am I just going to end up at 4-5 random strip clubs again, gazing into the vacant, man-hating eyes (and other areas) of dozens of dancers? Which, I actually enjoy, of course......

 

[JaxBill]

I'm not sure what is more lame. The first half, or this #### laser/fireworks show the Jags are trying to put on at halftime. My saving grace is that I am in a box and ergo,

Did you see Dirk Koetter come for a round of Jagerbombs before they ordered that clock-killing 4th quarter drive?

 

[heckmanm]

I'm bad with notebooks and whatnot, and pretty sure nobody reads my posts anyways....

 

[That Little Voice]

I want to repost this here. I Cunk.

Any thread that has to do with weightlifting or the best way to lose weight. Everyone's got their own way to do it and, unless you're hardcore, others won't follow your system. 1. Drink a ton of water-I drink 4 gallons of water a day. I always make sure to tape a water bottle to my face so I can sip on it in between the gallons.2. Eat 32 small meals a day. I eat some oatmeal at 7:12 then follow it up with a handful of almonds and 2 tablespoons of yogurt at 8:19. For lunch I nibble the crust of the bread, eat an apple and some yogurt with a handful of almonds. At 2:36 I eat a handful of almonds, fill a bathtub with water then drink it followed by a chaser of a handful of almonds. At 4:37 I eat my pre-supper which consists of half an apple, some figs and a handful of almonds. For supper I keep it light with some white chicken, half an avocado and a handful of almonds. During sleep time I have a system where I leave a handful of almonds on my pillow so I can grab one with my tongue each 27 minutes until I awake.3. DON'T EAT UNTIL AFTER YOU WORKOUT otherwise your working out will have no affect at all. If you jog before working out your workout will have gone to waste and you actually become obese. You must make sure you don't eat from 7:13pm the following evening then jog at 5:12 on an empty stomach. 4. You need to jump from the treadmill do some lat pulldowns, run around the gym as fast as you can for 25 minutes, do 2 sets of tris, 3 sets of lumbar push-ins and 5 sets of omni-squats. If you don't do this routine it doesn't matter how many handfuls of almonds you eat. You will wither into a weak human or become obese.5. Give yourself a cheat day. Once every 3 months I allow myself a slice of pizza.