GM's thread about nothing (2 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet.

####ING SWEET.

It's looking good so far

 

[RudiStein]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet.

####ING SWEET.

It's looking good so far

 

[General Malaise]

Anything unusually exciting happening in P-town this weekend, GM? Or am I just going to end up at 4-5 random strip clubs again, gazing into the vacant, man-hating eyes (and other areas) of dozens of dancers? Which, I actually enjoy, of course......

I'm not sure what's going on in Portland this weekend. I'll check around and see, but let me know what strip clubs you're hitting when you realize the Portland Gay Film Festival and Portland Celebration of Unemployment don't fit your bill.

 

[mr. furley]

I've spent the past 3 days putting together one of those wood playsets in my backyard and I'm not done yet. ####ING SWEET.

me and 2 other guys did one of these in about 3 hours

What size you talking here?I'm up to 13 hours with help of one person, and did about 7 hours by myself today. Have about 2 hours left tomorrow.

one of those with the rock wall on one side, slide on the other, two swings, canopy on top with a water gun

You're full of ####.

actually, we deconstructed another guys and then re-built it at my gb's house.6 hours total including travel.check with Hack. he knows the guy.

 

[shut it down]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

 

[krista4]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

I was just thinking this morning that I wanted to check back and see how it was. That pic is fan-freakin'-tastic.

 

[RudiStein]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

 

[General Malaise]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

Who is the Manson looking fellow?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

Who is the Manson looking fellow?

looks a bit like the sax guy from the Lost Boys

 

[krista4]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

Who is the Manson looking fellow?

Absolutely insane lead singer for Monotonix.

 

[RudiStein]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

Who is the Manson looking fellow?

looks a bit like the sax guy from the Lost Boys

I was in Santa Cruz this summer...at the Boardwalk. I was seriously tempted to take off my shirt and sing "I Still Believe".

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I was in Santa Cruz this summer...at the Boardwalk. I was seriously tempted to take off my shirt and sing "I Still Believe".

I was there last summer. Rode the Giant Dipper and everything. Couldn't find any damn vampires though.

 

[RudiStein]

I was in Santa Cruz this summer...at the Boardwalk. I was seriously tempted to take off my shirt and sing "I Still Believe".

I was there last summer. Rode the Giant Dipper and everything. Couldn't find any damn vampires though.

Were you there at night?

 

[kevzilla]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

Who is the Manson looking fellow?

Charlie don't surf, man.

 

[El Floppo]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

Who is the Manson looking fellow?

Charlie don't surf, man.

Robert Duvall? Not aging well.

 

[shut it down]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

Have you seen where they're ranked?

 

[RudiStein]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

You swapped your Michigan beanie for an Oregon one???

Have you seen where they're ranked?

Good point.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I want to repost this here. I Cunk.

Any thread that has to do with weightlifting or the best way to lose weight. Everyone's got their own way to do it and, unless you're hardcore, others won't follow your system.

1. Drink a ton of water-I drink 4 gallons of water a day. I always make sure to tape a water bottle to my face so I can sip on it in between the gallons.

2. Eat 32 small meals a day. I eat some oatmeal at 7:12 then follow it up with a handful of almonds and 2 tablespoons of yogurt at 8:19. For lunch I nibble the crust of the bread, eat an apple and some yogurt with a handful of almonds. At 2:36 I eat a handful of almonds, fill a bathtub with water then drink it followed by a chaser of a handful of almonds. At 4:37 I eat my pre-supper which consists of half an apple, some figs and a handful of almonds. For supper I keep it light with some white chicken, half an avocado and a handful of almonds. During sleep time I have a system where I leave a handful of almonds on my pillow so I can grab one with my tongue each 27 minutes until I awake.

3. DON'T EAT UNTIL AFTER YOU WORKOUT otherwise your working out will have no affect at all. If you jog before working out your workout will have gone to waste and you actually become obese. You must make sure you don't eat from 7:13pm the following evening then jog at 5:12 on an empty stomach.

4. You need to jump from the treadmill do some lat pulldowns, run around the gym as fast as you can for 25 minutes, do 2 sets of tris, 3 sets of lumbar push-ins and 5 sets of omni-squats. If you don't do this routine it doesn't matter how many handfuls of almonds you eat. You will wither into a weak human or become obese.

5. Give yourself a cheat day. Once every 3 months I allow myself a slice of pizza.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hey Bob, you been to Pappy's?

 

[JaxBill]

OK, which one of you guys broke into the Jags forum and pretended to vent about last night?

Dear Jaguars,

Thank you for another memorable night of Football. Not the kind of memorable Football that as fan I had hoped for, but one plagued by a comedy of errors on both sides of the ball and your best imitation of a slap happy Labrador chasing its tail in vain for hours on end. Of course you managed to do this in front of our entire nation on prime time television, which will only give the national media more fuel for their ridicule of you our team and our city.

It makes me laugh when I hear Jack (you know that coach guy) say that the goal is to win the division. Heck Jack, I would be happy if you just played at a consistent level every week win or lose. Instead, we have watched team schizophrenia so far, one week we are the TITANS, the next we’re the BUNGLES. It is however, fun as a fan to try and guess which team is going to show up for each game. This team is a real hoot; it’s like watching fun times at Arkham Asylum with Harvey Dent aka two face in charge and the Joker giving psychiatric advice.

Are we the fans upset about last night debacle? Is the sky blue? You see we are upset because we care. You are our team and we want to see you succeed here, in our town, in our stadium, in hour HOUSE. We want the rest of the country to know that we are JAGUARS and that this team belongs to us and no one else, hands off LA!

In conclusion I would like to say that as a fan I will support you, but please leave Dr Jekyll and Mister Hyde at home.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey Bob, you been to Pappy's?

I haven't but my cousin told me that it's pretty awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Should I get drunk for the 5th day in a row?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

 

[Stoneys]

Should I get drunk for the 5th day in a row?

[X] Yes

[ ] No

 

[YSR]

StLB> how's the Mrs. holding up?

 

[shut it down]

Nobody likes a quitter.

 

[phishphan]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

I see that you've put tweezers to good use.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

StLB> how's the Mrs. holding up?

With her legs crossed.How is everything in your world?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Should I get drunk for the 5th day in a row?

[X] Yes

[ ] No

Good enough for me. Skyy poured.

 

[jplvr]

I totalled a car one time. Called my mom and said something like, "Mom, I had a wreck. I'm fine, but the car is screwed." Not even hesitation, "What'd you do to the car?" I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me.

Ditto. I was blindsided by a drunk driver. It was her pink Mary Kay Cadillac. She still brings it up.

This one is even more fun:Just a couple of years ago, I took my pressure washer over to her house to help with some Spring cleaning. The pressure washer had a flat tire, so I started to fill it up with the air compressor out at the garage. I took a look at the reading on the tire and in my mind, I was thinking about it like one of those small, trailer tires which are often rated up to 50 pounds. I looked at the number and the 3 kind of looked like a 5 and considering my previous thoughts, I just assumed it was a 5 and 50 pounds. Not that it mattered because I didn't have a pressure gauge anyway.

I start filling up the tire, stopping to poke it with my finger to test the tire like I would try to temp out a steak. Well, eventually the thing exploded. For all I know, I was trying to put 80lbs in the damn thing by the time it blew. I wasn't sure what I was going to see by the time I worked up the guts to look at my hand, but before the adrenaline induced numbness wore off, I decided to see what I had left on that hand, namely the index finger and the thumb. Thankfully, they don't call me stumpy now, but the thumbnail on my right had was split down the middle and the cut was pretty significant. I took off my shirt, wrapped it and headed towards the house.

The pressure washer was in the back of the Mule I drove to the house and I went in to get a ride to the hospital. I walked in, blood now bleeding through the shirt saying, "Hey, I had an accident filling up the tire on the pressure washer and need you to drive me to the hospital." She climbed down off the ladder where she was painting, walked right by me as she took a glance at my bloody shirt, and asked me, "What did you do to the pressure washer?" as she walked outside to check on the equipment which wasn't even hers, but mine.

Thoroughly pissed off, I just walked to the truck and drove myself to the emergency room. I still can't fill up any kind of tire without a little panic setting in.

Are you saying you did or did not lose three fingers?

I did not. The thumb split down the middle of the nail, which eventually fell off. When everything was healed, the nail was fine and was it's normal size and shape, but my thumb was larger... probably 20% wider than it was previously, but just the fleshy part. Once it was finally healed, I was starting to think I'd have to have a plastic surgeon give it a look because it looked very odd. Then, and I fully expect shuke to call bull#### here, I took a nail file to it and sanded my finger back to it's normal shape. Well, it started with a nail file and then I actually grabbed sandpapper from the basement to speed up the process.

 

[YSR]

StLB> how's the Mrs. holding up?

With her legs crossed.How is everything in your world?

Still pending. I have moments of "we'll be okay" and moments of "oh ####". Ebb and flow, ebb and flow.Speaking of, I need to PM you with some questions.And let me know if your wife needs a hug. Or anything.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

StLB> how's the Mrs. holding up?

With her legs crossed.How is everything in your world?

Still pending. I have moments of "we'll be okay" and moments of "oh ####". Ebb and flow, ebb and flow.Speaking of, I need to PM you with some questions.And let me know if your wife needs a hug. Or anything.

oh man

 

[Tiger Fan]

I totalled a car one time. Called my mom and said something like, "Mom, I had a wreck. I'm fine, but the car is screwed." Not even hesitation, "What'd you do to the car?" I grew up a little that day, previously thinking my mother actually loved me.

Ditto. I was blindsided by a drunk driver. It was her pink Mary Kay Cadillac. She still brings it up.

This one is even more fun:Just a couple of years ago, I took my pressure washer over to her house to help with some Spring cleaning. The pressure washer had a flat tire, so I started to fill it up with the air compressor out at the garage. I took a look at the reading on the tire and in my mind, I was thinking about it like one of those small, trailer tires which are often rated up to 50 pounds. I looked at the number and the 3 kind of looked like a 5 and considering my previous thoughts, I just assumed it was a 5 and 50 pounds. Not that it mattered because I didn't have a pressure gauge anyway.

I start filling up the tire, stopping to poke it with my finger to test the tire like I would try to temp out a steak. Well, eventually the thing exploded. For all I know, I was trying to put 80lbs in the damn thing by the time it blew. I wasn't sure what I was going to see by the time I worked up the guts to look at my hand, but before the adrenaline induced numbness wore off, I decided to see what I had left on that hand, namely the index finger and the thumb. Thankfully, they don't call me stumpy now, but the thumbnail on my right had was split down the middle and the cut was pretty significant. I took off my shirt, wrapped it and headed towards the house.

The pressure washer was in the back of the Mule I drove to the house and I went in to get a ride to the hospital. I walked in, blood now bleeding through the shirt saying, "Hey, I had an accident filling up the tire on the pressure washer and need you to drive me to the hospital." She climbed down off the ladder where she was painting, walked right by me as she took a glance at my bloody shirt, and asked me, "What did you do to the pressure washer?" as she walked outside to check on the equipment which wasn't even hers, but mine.

Thoroughly pissed off, I just walked to the truck and drove myself to the emergency room. I still can't fill up any kind of tire without a little panic setting in.

Are you saying you did or did not lose three fingers?

I did not. The thumb split down the middle of the nail, which eventually fell off. When everything was healed, the nail was fine and was it's normal size and shape, but my thumb was larger... probably 20% wider than it was previously, but just the fleshy part. Once it was finally healed, I was starting to think I'd have to have a plastic surgeon give it a look because it looked very odd. Then, and I fully expect shuke to call bull#### here, I took a nail file to it and sanded my finger back to it's normal shape. Well, it started with a nail file and then I actually grabbed sandpapper from the basement to speed up the process.

 

[Al_Czervik]

the handful of almonds thing is killing me.

 

[El Floppo]

StLB> how's the Mrs. holding up?

With her legs crossed.How is everything in your world?

Still pending. I have moments of "we'll be okay" and moments of "oh ####". Ebb and flow, ebb and flow.Speaking of, I need to PM you with some questions.

And let me know if your wife needs a hug. Or anything.

hot.(too soon? sorry bob).

 

[shut it down]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

I see that you've put tweezers to good use.

Only gays and women trim their eyebrows.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hey Bob, you been to Pappy's?

I haven't but my cousin told me that it's pretty awesome.

Get the full slab of ribs. Don't bother with the variety of sauces. They only screw up a wonderful thing. Fan#######tastic. I gained at least 5 pounds in the last week.Pizza at Talayna'sPasta at Zia'sRibs at Pappy'sCannoli from Missouri Baking CompanyWings from HorseshoeBeerWineAnd that doesn't even get to the trip up nort. I lost the remote control last night and briefly panicked at the prospect of having to dig into a fat fold in an attempt to locate it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

StLB> how's the Mrs. holding up?

With her legs crossed.How is everything in your world?

Still pending. I have moments of "we'll be okay" and moments of "oh ####". Ebb and flow, ebb and flow.Speaking of, I need to PM you with some questions.

And let me know if your wife needs a hug. Or anything.

hot.(too soon? sorry bob).

no

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey Bob, you been to Pappy's?

I haven't but my cousin told me that it's pretty awesome.

Get the full slab of ribs. Don't bother with the variety of sauces. They only screw up a wonderful thing. Fan#######tastic. I gained at least 5 pounds in the last week.Pizza at Talayna'sPasta at Zia'sRibs at Pappy'sCannoli from Missouri Baking CompanyWings from HorseshoeBeerWineAnd that doesn't even get to the trip up nort. I lost the remote control last night and briefly panicked at the prospect of having to dig into a fat fold in an attempt to locate it.

That's a pretty awesome week. Can't believe you missed Hodak's.Make sure you let me know the next time you're in town.

 

[General Malaise]

What happened to Mrs. St. Louis Bob?

 

[mr. furley]

When everything was healed, the nail was fine and was it's normal size and shape, but my thumb was larger... probably 20% wider than it was previously, but just the fleshy part. Once it was finally healed, I was starting to think I'd have to have a plastic surgeon give it a look because it looked very odd. Then, and I fully expect shuke to call bull#### here, I took a nail file to it and sanded my finger back to it's normal shape. Well, it started with a nail file and then I actually grabbed sandpapper from the basement to speed up the process.

your wife is pissed

 

[General Malaise]

Hey Bob, you been to Pappy's?

I haven't but my cousin told me that it's pretty awesome.

Get the full slab of ribs. Don't bother with the variety of sauces. They only screw up a wonderful thing. Fan#######tastic. I gained at least 5 pounds in the last week.Pizza at Talayna'sPasta at Zia'sRibs at Pappy'sCannoli from Missouri Baking CompanyWings from HorseshoeBeerWineAnd that doesn't even get to the trip up nort. I lost the remote control last night and briefly panicked at the prospect of having to dig into a fat fold in an attempt to locate it.

I'd like to recap all the wonderful food I ate in New Orleans/Baton Rouge....What's with all the heavy cream down there? Do they not have olive oil?

 

[General Malaise]

When everything was healed, the nail was fine and was it's normal size and shape, but my thumb was larger... probably 20% wider than it was previously, but just the fleshy part. Once it was finally healed, I was starting to think I'd have to have a plastic surgeon give it a look because it looked very odd. Then, and I fully expect shuke to call bull#### here, I took a nail file to it and sanded my finger back to it's normal shape. Well, it started with a nail file and then I actually grabbed sandpapper from the basement to speed up the process.

your wife is pissed

We're talking about Jeep, here....

 

[mr. furley]

When everything was healed, the nail was fine and was it's normal size and shape, but my thumb was larger... probably 20% wider than it was previously, but just the fleshy part. Once it was finally healed, I was starting to think I'd have to have a plastic surgeon give it a look because it looked very odd. Then, and I fully expect shuke to call bull#### here, I took a nail file to it and sanded my finger back to it's normal shape. Well, it started with a nail file and then I actually grabbed sandpapper from the basement to speed up the process.

your wife is pissed

We're talking about Jeep, here....

fine, his husband then

 

[General Malaise]

Tigerfan > hi

Mason's is my new favorite place to eat in the world. Went there twice for brunch. Nothing in the world beats bottomless mimosas. Nothing. Well nothing except their potatoes. And crab cake benedict. I'd go back to Baton Rouge just to eat their potatoes.

 

[General Malaise]

When everything was healed, the nail was fine and was it's normal size and shape, but my thumb was larger... probably 20% wider than it was previously, but just the fleshy part. Once it was finally healed, I was starting to think I'd have to have a plastic surgeon give it a look because it looked very odd. Then, and I fully expect shuke to call bull#### here, I took a nail file to it and sanded my finger back to it's normal shape. Well, it started with a nail file and then I actually grabbed sandpapper from the basement to speed up the process.

your wife is pissed

We're talking about Jeep, here....

fine, his husband then

:snort:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What happened to Mrs. St. Louis Bob?

link

 

[General Malaise]

shut it down, or whoever you might be these days, are you going to this? Looks amazing. If you are going, and you have not seen them before (or even if you have), do not, under any circumstances, even think about missing Monotonix.

Green hat

I see that you've put tweezers to good use.

Only gays and women trim their eyebrows.

I trim my eyebrows and you can't even SEE my eyebrows.

 

[General Malaise]

What happened to Mrs. St. Louis Bob?

link

I try to avoid that thread because....well, because it saddens me. So, I'm sorry for not being a better iFriend and passing along my condolences to you and your family. Lemme know if there's anything I can do.Sorry, GB.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What happened to Mrs. St. Louis Bob?

link

I try to avoid that thread because....well, because it saddens me. So, I'm sorry for not being a better iFriend and passing along my condolences to you and your family. Lemme know if there's anything I can do.Sorry, GB.

DittoThoprawishes

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hey Bob, you been to Pappy's?

I haven't but my cousin told me that it's pretty awesome.

Get the full slab of ribs. Don't bother with the variety of sauces. They only screw up a wonderful thing. Fan#######tastic. I gained at least 5 pounds in the last week.Pizza at Talayna'sPasta at Zia'sRibs at Pappy'sCannoli from Missouri Baking CompanyWings from HorseshoeBeerWineAnd that doesn't even get to the trip up nort. I lost the remote control last night and briefly panicked at the prospect of having to dig into a fat fold in an attempt to locate it.

I'd like to recap all the wonderful food I ate in New Orleans/Baton Rouge....What's with all the heavy cream down there? Do they not have olive oil?

Yeah, with the heavy Italian/Greek influence in the culture down there, you'd think it'd be flowing through the streets like urine during Mardi Gras.