GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)

[shuke]

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IT'S SOAP RESIDUE!

 

[Early_10]

Such tidy nails.

 

[shuke]

Such tidy nails.

Second comment about my nails in this picture. Is there a joke I'm missing? You can only see one and it's blury.

 

[Early_10]

Such tidy nails.

Second comment about my nails in this picture. Is there a joke I'm missing? You can only see one and it's blury.

Men usually have ugly nails/hands...either dirty or completely clipped off or bitten. I imagine yours dripping in whip cream...and butter.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Nice nails.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The bid I just completed says I need to send a hard copy here:

COMPANY NAME

Chicksname, CPA, MBA

12345 Oak Dr.

Riverview, FL, 33569

Is that lame or what?

 

[shuke]

The bid I just completed says I need to send a hard copy here:

COMPANY NAME

Chicksname, CPA, MBA

12345 Oak Dr.

Riverview, FL, 33569

Is that lame or what?

One of my biggest pet peeves. Up there with PhD's introducing themselves as "Doctor".

 

[Joe T]

The bid I just completed says I need to send a hard copy here:

COMPANY NAME

Chicksname, CPA, MBA

12345 Oak Dr.

Riverview, FL, 33569

Is that lame or what?

One of my biggest pet peeves. Up there with PhD's introducing themselves as "Doctor".

What are your other big pet peeves, outside of that and having unkempt nails?

 

[Joe T]

List of things NOT on shuke's pet peeve list:

1. Overweight dancers

2. Pizza Sandwiches

3. Eating more pizza than your fair share

4. Cheese Curds

5. Placeholder

 

[Tiger Fan]

List of things NOT on shuke's pet peeve list:1. Overweight dancers2. Pizza Sandwiches3. Eating more pizza than your fair share4. Cheese Curds5. Placeholder

JoeT>How's your high stakes team doing?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The bid I just completed says I need to send a hard copy here:

COMPANY NAME

Chicksname, CPA, MBA

12345 Oak Dr.

Riverview, FL, 33569

Is that lame or what?

One of my biggest pet peeves. Up there with PhD's introducing themselves as "Doctor".

At my 20 year HS reunion this guy I also went grade school with told me he was a doctor. He was always a real nerdy brainy type and I asked him what kind of doctor he was and he said chiropractor.

 

[Joe T]

List of things NOT on shuke's pet peeve list:1. Overweight dancers2. Pizza Sandwiches3. Eating more pizza than your fair share4. Cheese Curds5. Placeholder

JoeT>How's your high stakes team doing?

not good. Needed your help pre-draft. Where the F were you.

 

[Tiger Fan]

List of things NOT on shuke's pet peeve list:1. Overweight dancers2. Pizza Sandwiches3. Eating more pizza than your fair share4. Cheese Curds5. Placeholder

JoeT>How's your high stakes team doing?

not good. Needed your help pre-draft. Where the F were you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

boner

 

[kevzilla]

boner

:checksflightstostlouis:

 

[FatMax]

Got a roast beef sandwich at my usual deli today. They had a new person working. This was bad for two reasons.

1) The new person is a male.

2) He used the scale to measure exactly how much roast beef he put in the sub, and not an ounce more. Of course, this means that my sandwich was smaller than the ones my normal sandwich lady makes.

I feel like a firebombing is in order.

 

[shuke]

List of things NOT on shuke's pet peeve list:1. Overweight dancers2. Pizza Sandwiches3. Eating more pizza than your fair share4. Cheese Curds5. Placeholder

Could you elaborate on #3 what would have been considered "fair"?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

With the situation with my FIL I stayed home with the kids and didn't attend the the Rams game. I figured since Mrs. SLB wasn't around and he kept looking at the print out of the lines that it would be a good time to teach Cal about gambling. He blurted out that I should put $500 on Tennessee. I wish I would have listened to him.

 

[General Malaise]

BF took the first shower this a.m. This is what I was left:

Soap

How do you not replace that? Or fuse it?

 

[General Malaise]

Got a roast beef sandwich at my usual deli today. They had a new person working. This was bad for two reasons.1) The new person is a male.2) He used the scale to measure exactly how much roast beef he put in the sub, and not an ounce more. Of course, this means that my sandwich was smaller than the ones my normal sandwich lady makes.I feel like a firebombing is in order.

I had a Carne Asada torta today and thought of you. I also had a Mexican Coke and I rarely drink soda. Man....if I could ever make love to a meal, that would have been it.

 

[Gadzooks]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in.

Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in.

Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

If she can't buy you dinner until her Social Security check arrives.

 

[General Malaise]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in. Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

Cut off? Fella, if you got a 'cut off age', you just don't want it bad enough.

 

[shuke]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in. Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

Cut off? Fella, if you got a 'cut off age', you just don't want it bad enough.

A Frank Booth quote comes to mind here.

 

[Gadzooks]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in. Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

Cut off? Fella, if you got a 'cut off age', you just don't want it bad enough.

Good point. I'm going all in. She gonna have more than one reason to scream BINGO this weekend!!!!

 

[kevzilla]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in. Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

Cut off? Fella, if you got a 'cut off age', you just don't want it bad enough.

Good point. I'm going all in. She gonna have more than one reason to scream BINGO this weekend!!!!

Two words: Astro Glide.YWIA

 

[shut it down]

BF took the first shower this a.m. This is what I was left:

Soap

How do you not replace that? Or fuse it?

I've always been hoping for a pic from YSR that involves a penny...unfortunately, this isn't what I had in mind.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in.

Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

She has more teeth in the glass on the nightstand than she does in her head.

 

[bostonfred]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in.

Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

She has more teeth in the glass on the nightstand than she does in her head.

Sounds like somebody's knocking this before they've tried it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in.

Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

She has more teeth in the glass on the nightstand than she does in her head.

Sounds like somebody's knocking this before they've tried it.

I hope to try it some day.

 

[YSR]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in.

Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

She has more teeth in the glass on the nightstand than she does in her head.

Trying to figure out why this would be a problem.

 

[FatMax]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in.

Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

She has more teeth in the glass on the nightstand than she does in her head.

Sounds like somebody's knocking this before they've tried it.

I hope to try it some day.

My grandfather in law has no teeth. Unfortunately, he's been unreceptive.

 

[FatMax]

Got a roast beef sandwich at my usual deli today. They had a new person working. This was bad for two reasons.1) The new person is a male.2) He used the scale to measure exactly how much roast beef he put in the sub, and not an ounce more. Of course, this means that my sandwich was smaller than the ones my normal sandwich lady makes.I feel like a firebombing is in order.

I had a Carne Asada torta today and thought of you. I also had a Mexican Coke and I rarely drink soda. Man....if I could ever make love to a meal, that would have been it.

Carne Asada? What the hell? Al Pastor or adobada is the only way to fly.**either way, I'm sure it was ten times better than my lunch, you ####er.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Question: how old is too old? What's your limit or cut off point? My target are has usually been any female younger than me (35) but old enough to have been alive for the 1988 Olympics. It seems I may have a cougar on my line and I'm debating whether or not to reel her in.

Oh and before you (Stu, and well, everyone else here) ask: she does have a couple daughters in their early 20s.

She has more teeth in the glass on the nightstand than she does in her head.

Sounds like somebody's knocking this before they've tried it.

I hope to try it some day.

My grandfather in law has no teeth. Unfortunately, he's been unreceptive.

Maybe buy him some Matlock VHS tapes.

 

[General Malaise]

Got a roast beef sandwich at my usual deli today. They had a new person working. This was bad for two reasons.1) The new person is a male.2) He used the scale to measure exactly how much roast beef he put in the sub, and not an ounce more. Of course, this means that my sandwich was smaller than the ones my normal sandwich lady makes.I feel like a firebombing is in order.

I had a Carne Asada torta today and thought of you. I also had a Mexican Coke and I rarely drink soda. Man....if I could ever make love to a meal, that would have been it.

Carne Asada? What the hell? Al Pastor or adobada is the only way to fly.**either way, I'm sure it was ten times better than my lunch, you ####er.

Al Pastor is my usual, but I wanted to switch it up today. Absolutely delicious.

 

[YSR]

BF took the first shower this a.m. This is what I was left:

Soap

How do you not replace that? Or fuse it?

I've always been hoping for a pic from YSR that involves a penny...unfortunately, this isn't what I had in mind.

Pretty sure I uploaded this one somewhere at some point.

That's about the best you're going to get from me.

 

[jplvr]

List of things NOT on shuke's pet peeve list:1. Overweight dancers2. Pizza Sandwiches3. Eating more pizza than your fair share4. Cheese Curds5. Hummus

Edit to fill in #5.Edit again to point out I got it wrong.

 

[shut it down]

Dear Jesus Christ, Holiest Lord of Lords-

Please don't let the Giants win the WS. I'm sick of these obnoxious f-word c-words that have come out of the woodwork. Let my GB's GM, Bentrley, and Nigeria Tuffnail taste sweet victory.

Yours in your name,

SID

 

[JZilla]

Dear Jesus Christ, Holiest Lord of Lords- Let my GB's GM, Bentrley, and Nigeria Tuffnail taste sweet victory.

 

[desert rose]

I need a drink!

 

[kevzilla]

The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series.

Up is down, black is white, clocks are running backward and lions are whelping in the streets.

 

[kevzilla]

I need a drink!

Sup?

 

[desert rose]

The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series.Up is down, black is white, clocks are running backward and lions are whelping in the streets.

Congrats! Do you live in Tejas?

 

[kevzilla]

The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series.Up is down, black is white, clocks are running backward and lions are whelping in the streets.

Congrats! Do you live in Tejas?

Yes, Austin. I've watched the Rangers' annual June swoon for as long as I can remember.

 

[bentley]

The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series.Up is down, black is white, clocks are running backward and lions are whelping in the streets.

Congrats! Do you live in Tejas?

Yes, Austin. I've watched the Rangers' annual June swoon for as long as I can remember.

#### yeah! I even love Ron Washington right now.

 

[shuke]

List of things NOT on shuke's pet peeve list:1. Overweight dancers2. Pizza Sandwiches3. Eating more pizza than your fair share4. Cheese Curds5. Hummus

Edit to fill in #5.Edit again to point out I got it wrong.

Wha?

 

[shuke]

Pretty sure I got fleas from the DMV today.

 

[Frostillicus]

Dear Jesus Christ, Holiest Lord of Lords-Please don't let the Giants win the WS. I'm sick of these obnoxious f-word c-words that have come out of the woodwork. Let my GB's GM, Bentrley, and Nigeria Tuffnail taste sweet victory.Yours in your name,SID

Got 6-1 odds on the Giants. The ghosts of Will Clark and Jeffrey Leonard will win out.neflapdown:

 

[Thorn]

BF took the first shower this a.m. This is what I was left:

Soap

How do you not replace that? Or fuse it?

Also appreciate the fact that you squared up the penny. You are your father's daughter.

 

[Thorn]

Should I be reading shuke's blog?

no