GM's thread about nothing (103 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

SF seems like a bit of a no-brainer but I recall K4 looking for someplace with a lower cost of living so she could save up enough to buy a Galapagos island to retire too.

Lots of nice places in Berkeley/Oakland Hills/Piedmont too (if one's working in SF, this doesn't work as well if you're on the peninsula). I think you can get around a lot of the cost if you live outside the city, just as you could do the same in NYC or Chicago I'm sure.

San Mateo Highlands if you got the scratch and you're into suburban isolation.

Burlingliname has some very cool areas, Berkely is good and those two or easily commutable. Santa Cruz is pretty far, but a great place. Lots of really good areas with 60 miles (up 4 hour drive).

 

[cosjobs]

Well now Krista is making me blush.One interesting thing for me about the weekend was that there were several unique styles of good time party drunks there, but everyone got along pretty darn well. I think Guster would be at the top of my list of guys to get hammered with in the future, though it would likely cause my wife to get very angry.

I really have to meet this Angry Wife. I've been fascinated by this for years.

The lack of an Angry Wife cameo was the biggest (perhaps only) coshole disappointment tbh.

I was hoping she would storm in, grab him by the ear and lead him off the premises.

 

[flysack]

Pasadena is soft and cuddly Suburban MILFville (I'm a big fan).

Are we talking south of the 210? Because going north is difficult without a flak jacket and the right colors.

I've only been in the commercial strip of restaurants and stores, oh and the Asianed museum of Asianed things. Neither areas required gang signs for entry.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anything fun to do in Cotulla, Texas? Looks like I get to spend most of next week there.

You in the oil bidness?

Oilfield service.

Valves and valve accessories.

I forwarded your post along to the hiring manager. Let you know when they want to schedule an interview.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

SF seems like a bit of a no-brainer but I recall K4 looking for someplace with a lower cost of living so she could save up enough to buy a Galapagos island to retire too.

Lots of nice places in Berkeley/Oakland Hills/Piedmont too (if one's working in SF, this doesn't work as well if you're on the peninsula). I think you can get around a lot of the cost if you live outside the city, just as you could do the same in NYC or Chicago I'm sure.

San Mateo Highlands if you got the scratch and you're into suburban isolation.

Burlingliname has some very cool areas, Berkely is good and those two or easily commutable. Santa Cruz is pretty far, but a great place. Lots of really good areas with 60 miles (up 4 hour drive).

She's going to have to commute to Silicon Valley/SF. Don't think Santa Cruz is going to work.

 

[cosjobs]

First soccer player arrived. She played for Cal St. Bakersfield (but did not know Tanner).

He dad was a star player for Detroit Tigers in the late 70s - COcoran

Wow, Tim Corcoran?

yep. And she is not a female version of Tat.

 

[cosjobs]

WHERE IS MY BANANA SLICER??

Iowa?

bingo. the address I mailed my last fantasy baseball losses

 

[cosjobs]

Anything fun to do in Cotulla, Texas? Looks like I get to spend most of next week there.

The Brush Country Museum, with various local ranching memorabilia, is located in Cotulla.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

WHERE IS MY BANANA SLICER??

Iowa?

bingo. the address I mailed my last fantasy baseball losses

Speaking of which, TREzilla are delinquent more than 90 days.

 

[Ignoramus]

Anything fun to do in Cotulla, Texas? Looks like I get to spend most of next week there.

Uhh... drive to Padre Island? Or San Antonio?

I'm on a roll with internet hookups. Come on by I'll cornhole you. Real hard.

Very tempting but I'm only there during the week and it looks like SA is an hour and a half away.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

SF seems like a bit of a no-brainer but I recall K4 looking for someplace with a lower cost of living so she could save up enough to buy a Galapagos island to retire too.

Lots of nice places in Berkeley/Oakland Hills/Piedmont too (if one's working in SF, this doesn't work as well if you're on the peninsula). I think you can get around a lot of the cost if you live outside the city, just as you could do the same in NYC or Chicago I'm sure.

San Mateo Highlands if you got the scratch and you're into suburban isolation.

Burlingliname has some very cool areas, Berkely is good and those two or easily commutable. Santa Cruz is pretty far, but a great place. Lots of really good areas with 60 miles (up 4 hour drive).

She's going to have to commute to Silicon Valley/SF. Don't think Santa Cruz is going to work.

And it's the vampire capital of the world.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

WHERE IS MY BANANA SLICER??

Iowa?

bingo. the address I mailed my last fantasy baseball losses

Speaking of which, TREzilla are delinquent more than 90 days.

On?

 

[T Bell]

Pasadena is soft and cuddly Suburban MILFville (I'm a big fan).

Are we talking south of the 210? Because going north is difficult without a flak jacket and the right colors.

Southside!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anything fun to do in Cotulla, Texas? Looks like I get to spend most of next week there.

You in the oil bidness?

Oilfield service.

who ya work for?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

WHERE IS MY BANANA SLICER??

Iowa?

bingo. the address I mailed my last fantasy baseball losses

Speaking of which, TREzilla are delinquent more than 90 days.

On?

2012 Cake side bet.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

WHERE IS MY BANANA SLICER??

Iowa?

bingo. the address I mailed my last fantasy baseball losses

Speaking of which, TREzilla are delinquent more than 90 days.

On?

2012 Cake side bet.

Paypal? I apparently blacked this out. I blame Zilla.

 

[Ignoramus]

Anything fun to do in Cotulla, Texas? Looks like I get to spend most of next week there.

You in the oil bidness?

Oilfield service.

who ya work for?

Spoiler

Rhymes with Smashional Shmoilshmell Shmarko

 

[Mr. Pickles]

WHERE IS MY BANANA SLICER??

Iowa?

bingo. the address I mailed my last fantasy baseball losses

Speaking of which, TREzilla are delinquent more than 90 days.

On?

2012 Cake side bet.

Paypal? I apparently blacked this out. I blame Zilla.

Paypal.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Santa Cruz is a hippie-infested dump. I don't think I'd live there for free.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

WHERE IS MY BANANA SLICER??

Iowa?

bingo. the address I mailed my last fantasy baseball losses

Speaking of which, TREzilla are delinquent more than 90 days.

On?

2012 Cake side bet.

Paypal? I apparently blacked this out. I blame Zilla.

Paypal.

Sent. Sorry...I don't check the boreds much at Golfsino.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

WHERE IS MY BANANA SLICER??

Iowa?

bingo. the address I mailed my last fantasy baseball losses

Speaking of which, TREzilla are delinquent more than 90 days.

On?

2012 Cake side bet.

Paypal? I apparently blacked this out. I blame Zilla.

Paypal.

Sent. Sorry...I don't check the boreds much at Golfsino.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Now I just need to track down that banana slicer.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster really overrated disc golf course and brother-in-law who grows medicinal pot for a 'living'.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Santa Cruz is a hippie-infested dump. I don't think I'd live there for free.

I was really unimpressed during my last visit there. Whole place felt very dated. I remember it seeming fun and cool as a kid.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Krista, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Santa Cruz is a hippie-infested dump. I don't think I'd live there for free.

I was really unimpressed during my last visit there. Whole place felt very dated. I remember it seeming fun and cool as a kid.

They do have an NBDL team now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Krista, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.

The most disturbing thing about that movie was Corey Haim's wardrobe.Exhibit A

Exhibit B

And what was the deal with him in the bath tub? Wasn't he supposed to be about 13 or 14?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Santa Cruz is a hippie-infested dump. I don't think I'd live there for free.

I was really unimpressed during my last visit there. Whole place felt very dated. I remember it seeming fun and cool as a kid.

They do have an NBDL team now.

BFD

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anything fun to do in Cotulla, Texas? Looks like I get to spend most of next week there.

You in the oil bidness?

Oilfield service.

who ya work for?

Spoiler

Rhymes with Smashional Shmoilshmell Shmarko

gotcha. you sell offshore, or only land?

 

[Frostillicus]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Krista, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.

The most disturbing thing about that movie was Corey Haim's wardrobe.Exhibit A

Exhibit B

And what was the deal with him in the bath tub? Wasn't he supposed to be about 13 or 14?

Top 10 Favorite Movie.

 

[flysack]

The coolest thing I know to crawl out of Santa Cruz is this creepy little read written by a fellow alumnis. Unsurprisingly, it's all about homeless teenager sluts hopped up on cough syrup and meth, convinced they're vampires.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Krista, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.

The most disturbing thing about that movie was Corey Haim's wardrobe.Exhibit A

Exhibit B

And what was the deal with him in the bath tub? Wasn't he supposed to be about 13 or 14?

Top 10 Favorite Movie.

New shtick you're trying out?

 

[Frostillicus]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Krista, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.

The most disturbing thing about that movie was Corey Haim's wardrobe.Exhibit A

Exhibit B

And what was the deal with him in the bath tub? Wasn't he supposed to be about 13 or 14?

Top 10 Favorite Movie.

New shtick you're trying out?

I loved this movie growing up and it still has a spot in my heart. I generally watch it every time it's on.

 

[flysack]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Krista, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.

The most disturbing thing about that movie was Corey Haim's wardrobe.Exhibit A

Exhibit B

And what was the deal with him in the bath tub? Wasn't he supposed to be about 13 or 14?

It's a style radically ahead of his time. You just don't see many teenagers dressed like 50something men rocking a hard mid-life crisis.

 

[Ignoramus]

Anything fun to do in Cotulla, Texas? Looks like I get to spend most of next week there.

You in the oil bidness?

Oilfield service.

who ya work for?

gotcha. you sell offshore, or only land?

My unit does both but offshore is a small % (especially lately).

 

[Josie Maran]

Well now Krista is making me blush.One interesting thing for me about the weekend was that there were several unique styles of good time party drunks there, but everyone got along pretty darn well. I think Guster would be at the top of my list of guys to get hammered with in the future, though it would likely cause my wife to get very angry.

I really have to meet this Angry Wife. I've been fascinated by this for years.

The lack of an Angry Wife cameo was the biggest (perhaps only) coshole disappointment tbh.

I was hoping she would storm in, grab him by the ear and lead him off the premises.

 

[Josie Maran]

Maggots, Krista. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Santa Cruz would work well if K4 had a requirement to live really close to a roller coaster.

Krista, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.

The most disturbing thing about that movie was Corey Haim's wardrobe.Exhibit A

Exhibit B

And what was the deal with him in the bath tub? Wasn't he supposed to be about 13 or 14?

Top 10 Favorite Movie.

New shtick you're trying out?

I loved this movie growing up and it still has a spot in my heart. I generally watch it every time it's on.

There was a dying movie theater that showed movies for a buck and Lost Boys was there for like two months. Me and my degenerate friends would ride our bikes there every couple of days, sneak some beers in and smoke cigarettes like they were gonna stop making them. Good times.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sometimes I feel like I teach in a gigantic Family Cirucs panel.We're doing a section on immigration (the good wave of immigration..Irish and Germans. Not the one with all the filthy Eyetalians and Polacks.).The last question on the worksheet we're doing asks if they know where their ancestors came from. If they don't know they need to ask their parents tonight.Some of the answers I've gotten:"Irish and white and European...""Mexico, Maya, Hispanic, Spain"This one is my favorite so far: "Mexico, Latina, and 1/3 African American".

 

[phishphan]

my rocket launcher is much prettier than than one

 

[EYLive]

Sometimes I feel like I teach in a gigantic Family Cirucs panel.We're doing a section on immigration (the good wave of immigration..Irish and Germans. Not the one with all the filthy Eyetalians and Polacks.).The last question on the worksheet we're doing asks if they know where their ancestors came from. If they don't know they need to ask their parents tonight.Some of the answers I've gotten:"Irish and white and European...""Mexico, Maya, Hispanic, Spain"This one is my favorite so far: "Mexico, Latina, and 1/3 African American".

Your shtick is rubbing off on them. Serves you right.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sometimes I feel like I teach in a gigantic Family Cirucs panel.We're doing a section on immigration (the good wave of immigration..Irish and Germans. Not the one with all the filthy Eyetalians and Polacks.).The last question on the worksheet we're doing asks if they know where their ancestors came from. If they don't know they need to ask their parents tonight.Some of the answers I've gotten:"Irish and white and European...""Mexico, Maya, Hispanic, Spain"This one is my favorite so far: "Mexico, Latina, and 1/3 African American".

Your shtick is rubbing off on them. Serves you right.

I wish that was it.

 

[Joe T]

Anyone think a trip to Mexico is safe?

Some friends are heading down there for a guys trip. There is supposed to be good diving and fishing there. I'm more interested in just spending a few days on the beach with some mexican beers. The location is supposed to be a town south of Cancun.

Wondering if any of the GMTANers have been lately?

Akumal Mexico

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone think a trip to Mexico is safe?

Some friends are heading down there for a guys trip. There is supposed to be good diving and fishing there. I'm more interested in just spending a few days on the beach with some mexican beers. The location is supposed to be a town south of Cancun.

Wondering if any of the GMTANers have been lately?

Akumal Mexico

 

[Stoneys]

Anyone think a trip to Mexico is safe?

Some friends are heading down there for a guys trip. There is supposed to be good diving and fishing there. I'm more interested in just spending a few days on the beach with some mexican beers. The location is supposed to be a town south of Cancun.

Wondering if any of the GMTANers have been lately?

Akumal Mexico

Ummm, this was on the Pacific Coast, but I don't think Mexico, is all that safe if you venture off of the big resorts

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Akumal is beautiful. Did some snorkeling there this past May. No problems whatsoever. Haven't heard of any real trouble in the resort areas near Cancun, Playa del Carmen and Riviera Maya. Draft with confidence.

 

[Joe T]

Akumal is beautiful. Did some snorkeling there this past May. No problems whatsoever. Haven't heard of any real trouble in the resort areas near Cancun, Playa del Carmen and Riviera Maya. Draft with confidence.

Thx.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone think a trip to Mexico is safe?

Some friends are heading down there for a guys trip. There is supposed to be good diving and fishing there. I'm more interested in just spending a few days on the beach with some mexican beers. The location is supposed to be a town south of Cancun.

Wondering if any of the GMTANers have been lately?

Akumal Mexico

Ummm, this was on the Pacific Coast, but I don't think Mexico, is all that safe if you venture off of the big resorts

It's like fricken downtown Memphis up in there.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Akumal is beautiful. Did some snorkeling there this past May. No problems whatsoever. Haven't heard of any real trouble in the resort areas near Cancun, Playa del Carmen and Riviera Maya. Draft with confidence.

Agreed. Been a couple of years for me, but there are police and military everywhere. All of the problems I've heard of were in the north and west. The Mexican government will do anything they can to keep the Riviera Maya safe.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thorn & Homer - looks like y'all better batten down the hatches for the Nor'easter coming.