GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Circa 1984

 

[ScottNorwood]

Circa 1984

NORM!

 

[Frostillicus]

Girlfriend and I at senior prom (1995)

Wife and I at our wedding (2000)

 

[charvik]

"Prom"

6? months later

 

[Annyong]

Me like 6 years ago at a White Sox game

 

[proninja]

Told my boss I needed a 50% raise in order to make this bike shop thing a career, and I really would like to do that. Also told him I didn't need it immediately because I know cash flow is very poor right now due to recent expansion. He didn't blink at my number, told me he didn't want to lose me, said he appreciated that I understood the cash flow issue, and to talk to him in May and he'd get me taken care of. He's a square dude. I believe him. So maybe in a couple months I'll be making what I was as a 23 year old recent college graduate.

 

[shuke]

The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song. Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste

Totally on board with this. It's a great song. Similarly:We are Young by Fun There's another one that's pretty popular right now but can't remember the name.

Am I the only one on board with the Lumineer's chick?

Would smash.

 

[shuke]

My current top 5 GMTAN wives:#1 Mrs. SLB#2 Mrs. Frosty#3 AngryWife#4 Romo#5 GM's Nanny/wifeIf your wife isn't listed above and you want her to be eligible, please post pics in this thread. It's much easier than stalking thru your FB photos.I love you.

List begins and ends with Tiger Fan's wife.

 

[shuke]

Young Truck

FYP

That's the exact same picture.

 

[proninja]

The bus smells of BO and weed tonight. I'm sure these guys know all the great bands I've never heard of though.

 

[shuke]

Condor goes WILD

 

[shuke]

Grainy photo + mini-mullet+ rugby shirt= 1987

Chappy Down!

OMG HONDA

 

[shuke]

Circa 1984

Exactly how I imagined it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Circa 1984

Exactly how I imagined it.

It's all Instagrammy, like my baby pictures.

 

[shuke]

I think one of these guys is working undercover for the zombies.

 

[General Malaise]

Police Academy in Training

1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this day

HE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

 

[proninja]

Somehow, in my internetting, I ran across this tonight, and it's remarkably interesting

 

[cosjobs]

How the #### do you come off like James bond on the second pic? well done

 

[Mr. Pickles]

HE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

This is perhaps my favorite picture of all time.

 

[Josie Maran]

You've known your wives since high school?

My eventual wife isn't even in high school.

 

[Josie Maran]

You've known your wives since high school?

I've known mine since she was in high school.

 

[Josie Maran]

HE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Oh my lord, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Josie Maran]

I had three professional alcoholics praise my consumptive prowess in the last couple days. Not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.In the meantime, I'm gonna have a drink and contemplate this ####.

 

[flysack]

HE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

 

[Josie Maran]

HE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

I've looked at that pic five times and laugh like a little kid every single time. No ####, I just realized it's open on three tabs right now. I can't close them!

 

[Josie Maran]

I have no senior pics, but here's a young Homer with my big sis.

PJ and Nini Doggy

Pretty sure 1st graders were cougars at this point.

 

[Josie Maran]

BTW, I now have to find my senior pics...I was a handsome devil back in the day.

 

[flysack]

HE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

I've looked at that pic five times and laugh like a little kid every single time. No ####, I just realized it's open on three tabs right now. I can't close them!

GM IS OVERLOADING MY PUTER!#@

 

[flysack]

I have no senior pics, but here's a young Homer with my big sis. PJ and Nini DoggyPretty sure 1st graders were cougars at this point.

Wow - Homer back when his dates were still legal!

 

[flysack]

What's up homey?

Nothing. Chilling with a bud.

 

[Josie Maran]

What's up homey?

Nothing. Chilling with a bud.

Awesome.

Back then you were just a potential serial killer.

And btw, with all the pub that Mrs. Frosty and Mrs> SLB get, I'm still screaming that Mrs Flysack is the hottest of the bunch. Soooooo underrated.

And feel free to send me tasteful nudes to confirm my opinon.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Police Academy in Training1st wedding - I think there are maybe like 7 pictures in existence from this dayHE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

What's the thought process on wearing the Elvis tie?

 

[Ignoramus]

It's good to be the king.

 

[flysack]

What's up homey?

Nothing. Chilling with a bud.

Awesome.

Back then you were just a potential serial killer.

And btw, with all the pub that Mrs. Frosty and Mrs> SLB get, I'm still screaming that Mrs Flysack is the hottest of the bunch. Soooooo underrated.

And feel free to send me tasteful nudes to confirm my opinon.

How about just after she was naked?Thirtysomething MILF.

 

[flysack]

It's good to be the king.

The crown says KING, the face says "I hate that Damocles mofo."

 

[Ignoramus]

How about just after she was naked?

Needs moar towel rings.

 

[flysack]

How about just after she was naked?

Needs moar towel rings.

Not my bathroom. We were visiting some relative.

 

[Josie Maran]

Thirtysomething MILF.

F'n hippies.

 

[Josie Maran]

It's good to be the king.

The crown says KING, the face says "I hate that Damocles mofo."

 

[Josie Maran]

I had three professional alcoholics praise my consumptive prowess in the last couple days. Not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.In the meantime, I'm gonna have a drink and contemplate this ####.

I wonder if it has anything to do with me still drinking at 7am...

 

[Josie Maran]

Yeah, I edited. :finger:

 

[kevzilla]

HE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

Oh my lord, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Some guys, you can just tell they're good, as soon as they get off the short bus.

 

[guru_007]

In case you guys/gals weren't aware of this, doing your taxes is a WHOLE LOT more fun when you getting a refund.Last year was the first year I ever owed, and it didn't sting too badly.This year

 

[YSR]

Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.

Congratulations on the impending birth of your daughter or gay son!

 

[Disco Stu]

Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.

I knew it! Old sperm. That's a win for GM, right?

 

[Annyong]

Well, Colin, it appears we have to worry about ALL the penises.

Congrats Eeser!

 

[Annyong]

Since we are doing old photos, this is me like 12 minutes ago.

 

[phishphan]

HE'S AT THE 40...HE CROSSES MIDFIELD...HE COULD....GO...ALL.....THE CHING CHONG POTATO

I've looked at that pic five times and laugh like a little kid every single time. No ####, I just realized it's open on three tabs right now. I can't close them!

I'm sitting here giggling like a kid who just farted

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Flag football gloves. Serious business.