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Guster said:
Once we got up to the room, the business guy told us that it was Makers 46 day at the track, which meant while quantities lasted, you got to keep the wax dipped glass the drink came in. Like I needed more incentive to drink quickly.
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I've seen your pacing. You need no incentive.

Sounds like an awesome time!

PS if GM quits will he still give us derby tips?

 
Survived The Rat. Followed up with a trip to a classic car show at the saloon in Cele, Texas. They had beer. I'm a much happier bentley.

 
Had a date last night with a friend's younger sister. I'm actually friends with this guy through his wife who I grew up with, but I've become good friends with him over the years. Anyways, found out a few weeks ago that they had talking about setting me up with the sister for a couple years now (apparently they weren't in a rush) They (my married friends) had a party a few weeks ago which was filled with family members and a ton of kids running around so I didn't go there expecting any "lady possibilities" however I noticed one really cute girl walk by me and smile right when I got there but then I saw her leave a few minutes later. A little while later is when my friends came up to me and asked if I was interested. Oh I was interested.

Due to our work schedules being crazy since then, last night was our first chance for our first date. She lives in Boston (about an hour away) but comes to my town to visit her brother and his family fairly often. So she came out last night for our date and she was staying at her brother's house. It was kinda weird going to pick up your buddy's sister at your buddy's house. Luckily on the way she texted me and told me to let her know when I get there so I don't have to go to the door and get interogated. I was taking her to a really nice italian restaurant and I know the owner thru work so earlier I texted him asking if I needed to make reservations for 2 of us and that it was a first date I was trying to impress and that I would blame him if I didn't get laid. He said he'd take of everything.

So we get there and I give the hostess my name and she looks up with a weird smile and then motions to some other employee and nods at me. They take us to our table, the restaurant kinda has all the tables really close to each other but they seated us at a table that was more private. Within a minute the owner comes out and gives me a hug and says how happy is to see me again and thanks me for coming and then he introduces himself to my date and welcomes her to his restaurant. The waiter takes our drink order and brings back the drinks and tells us that the first round is on the house for Mr. Gadzooks. Throughout dinner at least 5 people I didn't know walked by and would pat me on the shoulder and say something like "oh nice to see you again". Apparently these were either people that worked at the restaurant who just finished their shift or friends of the owner as he asked these people to do this to make me look cool and popular. It worked. At point she said "jeez, I didn't know I was going out with the Mayor tonight" and then she said "wow, you're really popular around here" to which I said, "how do you know I didn't text the owner earlier and ask him to make me look good tonight?" and she laughed and said "oh my God, did you do that?" To which I laughed and replied "oh of course not, don't be silly" :bowtie:

I didn't get laid, but that's ok. It was a fantastic date and I ended up making out with her in her brother's driveway at the end of the night. Felt like a teenager again (especially the "not getting laid" part)

 
Gadzooks said:
Had a date last night with a friend's younger sister. I'm actually friends with this guy through his wife who I grew up with, but I've become good friends with him over the years. Anyways, found out a few weeks ago that they had talking about setting me up with the sister for a couple years now (apparently they weren't in a rush) They (my married friends) had a party a few weeks ago which was filled with family members and a ton of kids running around so I didn't go there expecting any "lady possibilities" however I noticed one really cute girl walk by me and smile right when I got there but then I saw her leave a few minutes later. A little while later is when my friends came up to me and asked if I was interested. Oh I was interested.

Due to our work schedules being crazy since then, last night was our first chance for our first date. She lives in Boston (about an hour away) but comes to my town to visit her brother and his family fairly often. So she came out last night for our date and she was staying at her brother's house. It was kinda weird going to pick up your buddy's sister at your buddy's house. Luckily on the way she texted me and told me to let her know when I get there so I don't have to go to the door and get interogated. I was taking her to a really nice italian restaurant and I know the owner thru work so earlier I texted him asking if I needed to make reservations for 2 of us and that it was a first date I was trying to impress and that I would blame him if I didn't get laid. He said he'd take of everything.

So we get there and I give the hostess my name and she looks up with a weird smile and then motions to some other employee and nods at me. They take us to our table, the restaurant kinda has all the tables really close to each other but they seated us at a table that was more private. Within a minute the owner comes out and gives me a hug and says how happy is to see me again and thanks me for coming and then he introduces himself to my date and welcomes her to his restaurant. The waiter takes our drink order and brings back the drinks and tells us that the first round is on the house for Mr. Gadzooks. Throughout dinner at least 5 people I didn't know walked by and would pat me on the shoulder and say something like "oh nice to see you again". Apparently these were either people that worked at the restaurant who just finished their shift or friends of the owner as he asked these people to do this to make me look cool and popular. It worked. At point she said "jeez, I didn't know I was going out with the Mayor tonight" and then she said "wow, you're really popular around here" to which I said, "how do you know I didn't text the owner earlier and ask him to make me look good tonight?" and she laughed and said "oh my God, did you do that?" To which I laughed and replied "oh of course not, don't be silly" :bowtie:

I didn't get laid, but that's ok. It was a fantastic date and I ended up making out with her in her brother's driveway at the end of the night. Felt like a teenager again (especially the "not getting laid" part)
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"Have her home by 69!"

 
Ignoramus said:
Hi Tanner, just saw a lady pushing her cat around on the beach in some kitty-carrying stroller. Effin' white people.
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Yup, and the damn covered trailers that people attach to their bikes to wheel their pets around.

Unless you're dealing with animals that you worship as deities it's ridiculous to give them a better ride then you have.

 
General Malaise said:
Abraham said:
Uruk - if it makes you feel better I too thought gm's wife was of Asian heritage. That is what cosjobs let me to believe once upon a time. Iirc the wedding was in Detroit because that's where she is from. I remember at the time thinking "that's weird...I didn't know there was much of an Asian population in Detroit."
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Kinda Asiany I guess.

Enjoying an Asian hipster sport (stu - HI!)

My little Asian Hippy Girl
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:lmao:

Asian?? You guys are dumb. Her last name is Canoli or something.

 
T Bell said:
Ignoramus said:
Hi Tanner, just saw a lady pushing her cat around on the beach in some kitty-carrying stroller. Effin' white people.
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Yup, and the damn covered trailers that people attach to their bikes to wheel their pets around. Unless you're dealing with animals that you worship as deities it's ridiculous to give them a better ride then you have.
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No shtick, me and the cat are sitting in a beach bar with ####ty country music (from the Department of Redundancy Department) blaring and motorcycles revving out front. I'm sure the cat is having the time of its ####### life.
 
Someone named apple jack is about to have a stroke in the tiger woods thread. Apparently he is the only person here that understands the rich history of golf.

 
Apple Jack is one of those great individuals on the board who love to be offended and believe their ill conceived opinions are the only possible viewpoint that could possibly be correct. ALways a hit.

 
Really appreciate Guster making my day yesterday more entertaining than it would have been otherwise. Unfortunately the fans days activties combined with 648miles of driving didn't lend themselves to too much craziness to entertain the masses

He failed to mention however that he knocked out my short stacked pair of kings with pocket aces. ****

 
Had my grandmother's funeral yesterday (she was 100, and expected to go...no TPW necessary...all is good)...but my brother brought is 4yo daughter to the service...which may be weird to some, but he's in the military and is in combat; so he has to be pretty open about this kind of stuff...but anyway, I digress

The visitation was open casket, and the 4yo says to his mom: "Why is (grandma) in a treasure chest" :lmao:

Then, when we're at the cemetery, and as they're putting the casket inside the hole, she says "Are we in heaven" :lmao:

Not sure if I should have posted this here or in the "funny thing kids say" thread, but I'm here now...so suck it.

 
Tiger Fan said:
Had my grandmother's funeral yesterday (she was 100, and expected to go...no TPW necessary...all is good)...but my brother brought is 4yo daughter to the service...which may be weird to some, but he's in the military and is in combat; so he has to be pretty open about this kind of stuff...but anyway, I digress

The visitation was open casket, and the 4yo says to his mom: "Why is (grandma) in a treasure chest" :lmao:

Then, when we're at the cemetery, and as they're putting the casket inside the hole, she says "Are we in heaven" :lmao:

Not sure if I should have posted this here or in the "funny thing kids say" thread, but I'm here now...so suck it.
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:lmao:

 
Bucky86 said:
proninja said:
Bucky86 said:
I moved to a part of town where I can do nothing but ride my bike and drink on the weeknds. God help me.
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Gosh, that sounds like a terrible life :unsure:
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I've gone from a boozy brunch, pre-dinner drink/shower, to a dinner and drinks every single weekend for about 3 months.

ETA: I'm post shower and waiting to go to dinner now....
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I do not understand what you're trying to say here.

Where do you live that you are so deprived of transportation?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
My aunt's funeral is in a couple hours. The "reception" afterwards is going to be held here. (interior)

It was usually the final stopping point for her and her late "husband" when they went on motorcycle rides.

Yeah.
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Seems cool to me. :shrug:

Gadzooks said:
Had a date last night with a friend's younger sister. I'm actually friends with this guy through his wife who I grew up with, but I've become good friends with him over the years. Anyways, found out a few weeks ago that they had talking about setting me up with the sister for a couple years now (apparently they weren't in a rush) They (my married friends) had a party a few weeks ago which was filled with family members and a ton of kids running around so I didn't go there expecting any "lady possibilities" however I noticed one really cute girl walk by me and smile right when I got there but then I saw her leave a few minutes later. A little while later is when my friends came up to me and asked if I was interested. Oh I was interested.

Due to our work schedules being crazy since then, last night was our first chance for our first date. She lives in Boston (about an hour away) but comes to my town to visit her brother and his family fairly often. So she came out last night for our date and she was staying at her brother's house. It was kinda weird going to pick up your buddy's sister at your buddy's house. Luckily on the way she texted me and told me to let her know when I get there so I don't have to go to the door and get interogated. I was taking her to a really nice italian restaurant and I know the owner thru work so earlier I texted him asking if I needed to make reservations for 2 of us and that it was a first date I was trying to impress and that I would blame him if I didn't get laid. He said he'd take of everything.

So we get there and I give the hostess my name and she looks up with a weird smile and then motions to some other employee and nods at me. They take us to our table, the restaurant kinda has all the tables really close to each other but they seated us at a table that was more private. Within a minute the owner comes out and gives me a hug and says how happy is to see me again and thanks me for coming and then he introduces himself to my date and welcomes her to his restaurant. The waiter takes our drink order and brings back the drinks and tells us that the first round is on the house for Mr. Gadzooks. Throughout dinner at least 5 people I didn't know walked by and would pat me on the shoulder and say something like "oh nice to see you again". Apparently these were either people that worked at the restaurant who just finished their shift or friends of the owner as he asked these people to do this to make me look cool and popular. It worked. At point she said "jeez, I didn't know I was going out with the Mayor tonight" and then she said "wow, you're really popular around here" to which I said, "how do you know I didn't text the owner earlier and ask him to make me look good tonight?" and she laughed and said "oh my God, did you do that?" To which I laughed and replied "oh of course not, don't be silly" :bowtie:

I didn't get laid, but that's ok. It was a fantastic date and I ended up making out with her in her brother's driveway at the end of the night. Felt like a teenager again (especially the "not getting laid" part)
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Very unGadzooks like. :(

Disco Stu said:
My bachelor party starts in a few hours. T&Ps appreciated.

:banned: :suds: :banned:
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Soooooo Saturday night?

 
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