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Joe T
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St. Louis Bob
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Damn, sorry Abe.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy said:Had my grandmother's funeral yesterday (she was 100, and expected to go...no TPW necessary...all is good)...but my brother brought is 4yo daughter to the service...which may be weird to some, but he's in the military and is in combat; so he has to be pretty open about this kind of stuff...but anyway, I digress
The visitation was open casket, and the 4yo says to his mom: "Why is (grandma) in a treasure chest"
Then, when we're at the cemetery, and as they're putting the casket inside the hole, she says "Are we in heaven"
Not sure if I should have posted this here or in the "funny thing kids say" thread, but I'm here now...so suck it.
At my Aunt's funeral on Saturday I saw one of my mom's cousins, Susan, a few aisles away. She lives out of state only see her about once a year. She makes eye contact with me just before the service starts so I wave to her. She gives me this blank stare. I just shrug. So she pretty much yells to 3 or 4 people sitting around her "WHO IS THAT? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS? RIGHT THERE? (pointing at me like this). I DON'T RECOGNIZE WHO THAT IS? IS THAT ONE OF BRENDA'S SONS???"
JFC. I just waved at her. I didn't try to borrow her car. And the thing is she's not that old...maybe 70.
I was hoping as I clicked it would be that picture 
Frostillicus
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Gadzooks lives in Boston, right?
Thorn
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Frostillicus
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Crazy Canuck
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Officer Pete Malloy
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St. Louis Bob
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Gadzooks
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An hour driving. Running would be several weeks, possibly months and a lot of crying.
Absolutely insane. I was almost going to take the day off and go into the city with some friends (now I'm actually thankful for being super busy at work) I've now checked in with all my friends that I knew were in the city for the Marathon and all are safe and unharmed. One buddy was a couple blocks away from the first explosion, said that for a couple minutes there was so much chaos he was legitimately scared more bombs were gonna go off and he thought he was a having a heart attack. Crazy day.
Officer Pete Malloy
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St. Louis Bob
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Glad to hear you saved your friends, zooks. Love you.
Leeroy Jenkins
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What hoax did curly do on another board?
Abraham
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Job
Local software company has come back to me with an intriguing proposal. Actually 2. One is a a small base with health care and cell phone and 100% of the first months sales to a customer. This is subscription software sales so I think that is supposed to be enticing.
But the other option is really intriguing: 10% of revenue created as long as I am with the company (plus the base and cell phone and insurance). So if I planned on staying awhile I could build up my sales and essentially raise my paycheck every month.
It's intriguing. I'm intrigued.
But the other option is really intriguing: 10% of revenue created as long as I am with the company (plus the base and cell phone and insurance). So if I planned on staying awhile I could build up my sales and essentially raise my paycheck every month.
It's intriguing. I'm intrigued.
If it's the same one that posted at FFToday (and I think she is based on her Arias insanity) she acted like she got in an accident, another poster asked for donations to help her and then she disappeared. Something like that. It was a long time ago but she was a complete lunatic.
Abraham
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That's me. The first year might be a little rough but building up a base of customers would be nice down the road.
Crazy Canuck
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It was either deleted or he deleted. Probably the former since CN claimed to report the post.
Fortunately, she was dumb enough to quote it.
Notorious T.R.E.
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2500!
Notorious T.R.E.
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Osaurus
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Whole lotta WTF here.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Politician Spock is being a huge ##### in the Boston thread. Tpw and saintsdome(whoever that is) haven't been much better, but Spock is up for **** of the month.
Mr.Pack
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mr. furley
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Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Get him to do your voicemail greeting!
Abraham
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YSR
Footballguy
No, and I actually feel fine about my weight gain thus far. I'm just going to have a beached whale sort of feeling on Friday when we head to the water.i don't understand this... you're pregnant. you're supposed to be skinny?Nope. Still cooking. 3/4 the way there.Officer Pete Malloy said:
I get to go to Boca Grande, FL this weekend with all of my skinny college girlfriends. That's going to feel gooooooood.
And tonight I got to experience the cruelty of life that is shopping for a maternity bathing suit without the emotion-numbing aid of wine.
krista4
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I don't do voicemail greetings but would have made an exception had I thought of this brilliant idea.I might have a short video later of him questioning why a married woman (not me) was hitting on him. Not sure of quality though.
Disco Stu
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kevzilla
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Abraham
Footballguy
Free preview is over.
Abraham
Footballguy
So you're taking it, right? Leaning that way, particularly because I think they will let me work remote which means I can sit at the same desk I'm at now, manage my company (about two hours a day of actual work) and do this job. She mentioned they had other candidates coming back for second interviews this week but that may be a ploy; the company owner really likes me and I've had a lot of meetings with them in the last two months trying to work out an arrangement.
krista4
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
So you're taking it, right?
Disco Stu
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Leaning that way, particularly because I think they will let me work remote which means I can sit at the same desk I'm at now, manage my company (about two hours a day of actual work) and do this job.
Don't be a dummy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
So you're taking it, right?
Sweet
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