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I thought I had a good job interview yesterday with a mid/smaller law firm outside of philly, until the guy snuck in that he thought I'd be a good fit with Toll Brothers legal department.

 
shuke said:
krista4 said:
Abraham said:
To make matters worse, it's raining and cool in Austin but will no doubt be four hundred degrees when I get home tomorrow.
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Did you rent a raincoat and umbrella?

shuke said:
krista4 said:
Oh, last night I had a dream that Alias knocked up a stripper, and Otis and his wife adopted their love child.
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This is weird since I once went to a strip club with Otis and Alias.
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Yeah, that's weird. Did Alias take a shine to any of the strippers? I mean, in a way where she might do that thing he likes (impregnating her)?
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I honestly don't remember a thing about it, except falling in love with a stripper that Otis said was "big". I think Alias disappeared at one point.
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GTFO
 
General Malaise said:
And did Tail Slayer Guster just pop in with a message that me might be getting back together with his ex-GF??? :oldunsure:
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Yeah, so that's it gonna happen anymore. She decided to come in here and read whatever ive been posting and decided I hadn't changed as much as she originally thought. Time to fire up the GusterSpy alias??
 
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Anyone else ever listen to the Welcone to night vale podcast? Its...interesting. It could as easily be written and edited and planned as it could be a guy with a really soothing voice recording himself after drinking absinthe. But like I said; the voice is soothing.

"Math and English are changing names. The curriculum will stay exactly the same...after 15 years of business the Green Co op will begin selling fruit and vegetables after research showed people are more likely to buy products if they are available for purchase...."

 
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Guster said:
General Malaise said:
And did Tail Slayer Guster just pop in with a message that me might be getting back together with his ex-GF??? :oldunsure:
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Yeah, so that's it gonna happen anymore. She decided to come in here and read whatever ive been posting and decided I hadn't changed as much as she originally thought. Time to fire up the GusterSpy alias??
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Wait, what? She walked into your place, asked to get on your computer, proceeded to read whatever it is you write on the internet (and given your track record, it must have taken her a week or more) and decided NOT to get back together with YOU? Do I have that right?

Dude....that makes the former gymnast look like Dr. Drew. Avoid.

 
Night number 3 with my daughter, this time absent her two Stooge brothers, who try like hell to one up the other in an attempt to make her laugh. I think shortly, Cooper will resort to lighting farts on fire while Kellen perfects the ability to hide the Golden Gate Bridge.

Little dinner, little walk around the neighborhood in her stroller on a perfect summer night, little breast milk (for her, not me, though she keeps shoving the bottle in my face for a shot - should I vid?), some Bubble Guppies and lights out, kid.

Here I sit between Naked & Afraid and Airport 24/7.

This dad life ain't so bad. Would prefer having the pilot back, but for now, the co-pilot has it on auto....

 
General Malaise said:
Night number 3 with my daughter, this time absent her two Stooge brothers, who try like hell to one up the other in an attempt to make her laugh. I think shortly, Cooper will resort to lighting farts on fire while Kellen perfects the ability to hide the Golden Gate Bridge.

Little dinner, little walk around the neighborhood in her stroller on a perfect summer night, little breast milk (for her, not me, though she keeps shoving the bottle in my face for a shot - should I vid?), some Bubble Guppies and lights out, kid.

Here I sit between Naked & Afraid and Airport 24/7.

This dad life ain't so bad. Would prefer having the pilot back, but for now, the co-pilot has it on auto....
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Good luck Mr. Wi Tu Lo.

 
T Bell said:
General Malaise said:
Night number 3 with my daughter, this time absent her two Stooge brothers, who try like hell to one up the other in an attempt to make her laugh. I think shortly, Cooper will resort to lighting farts on fire while Kellen perfects the ability to hide the Golden Gate Bridge.

Little dinner, little walk around the neighborhood in her stroller on a perfect summer night, little breast milk (for her, not me, though she keeps shoving the bottle in my face for a shot - should I vid?), some Bubble Guppies and lights out, kid.

Here I sit between Naked & Afraid and Airport 24/7.

This dad life ain't so bad. Would prefer having the pilot back, but for now, the co-pilot has it on auto....
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Good luck Mr. Wi Tu Lo.
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SUM FING WONG WI YU!

 
General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
krista4 said:
Where's Catfish Bill?
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:(
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he goes in waves. sometimes, he feels like he gets a little too close to the sun and pulls back. Then, he realizes he misses us, has some form of funny idiocy from his life to share and is back in the mix like a co-worker back from vacation. Or in your case, retirement.
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Well OK. See you soon, Bob.

General Malaise said:
Night number 3 with my daughter, this time absent her two Stooge brothers, who try like hell to one up the other in an attempt to make her laugh. I think shortly, Cooper will resort to lighting farts on fire while Kellen perfects the ability to hide the Golden Gate Bridge.

Little dinner, little walk around the neighborhood in her stroller on a perfect summer night, little breast milk (for her, not me, though she keeps shoving the bottle in my face for a shot - should I vid?), some Bubble Guppies and lights out, kid.

Here I sit between Naked & Afraid and Airport 24/7.

This dad life ain't so bad. Would prefer having the pilot back, but for now, the co-pilot has it on auto....
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I love the Mr. Mom Chronicles. :thumbup:

 
General Malaise said:
Night number 3 with my daughter, this time absent her two Stooge brothers, who try like hell to one up the other in an attempt to make her laugh. I think shortly, Cooper will resort to lighting farts on fire while Kellen perfects the ability to hide the Golden Gate Bridge.

Little dinner, little walk around the neighborhood in her stroller on a perfect summer night, little breast milk (for her, not me, though she keeps shoving the bottle in my face for a shot - should I vid?), some Bubble Guppies and lights out, kid.

Here I sit between Naked & Afraid and Airport 24/7.

This dad life ain't so bad. Would prefer having the pilot back, but for now, the co-pilot has it on auto....
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Happy Birthday, Hazel!

 
Hey, Homer. We staying up for a Uruk hand-off? I'm pretty hammered here. Pretty much accepted that work will be unpleasant tomorrow, may as well keep drinking.

 
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