GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm sitting Adrian Peterson in favor of Jonathan Stewart. Probably a stupid move, but I just can't shake the though of Webb handing off the ball to a gimpy Peterson.GL to all who are still alive. Funny to see so many college burnouts alive and well in the playoffs.

I can't decide between Felix Jones, Rashard Mendenhall and J. Stewart...

 

[bostonfred]

BF> any WW qb's worth picking up? I don't like any of your options.

Nope, no options outside the ones I listed.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

BF> any WW qb's worth picking up? I don't like any of your options.

Nope, no options outside the ones I listed.

I would probably go Eli with Nicks back

 

[the rover]

I finished in four.

 

[El Floppo]

#### fantasy football.

that is all.

eta: oh yeah- #### Ray Rice too.

 

[krista4]

#### fantasy football.that is all.eta: oh yeah- #### Ray Rice too.

Ray Rice

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Gonna lose big today so might as well start drinking at 1115

 

[El Floppo]

#### fantasy football.that is all.eta: oh yeah- #### Ray Rice too.

Ray Rice

Benched him in my $$league and my opponent in my dynasty league didn't.eta; and #### you too. who am I kidding...

 

[krista4]

Benched him in my $$league and my opponent in my dynasty league didn't.

That's some terrible luck. Whom did you bench him in favor of?

 

[El Floppo]

Benched him in my $$league and my opponent in my dynasty league didn't.

That's some terrible luck. Whom did you bench him in favor of?

Hillis, Moreno, McCoy

 

[bostonfred]

BF> any WW qb's worth picking up? I don't like any of your options.

Nope, no options outside the ones I listed.

I would probably go Eli with Nicks back

Thanks for giving me the advice I should have taken.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I finished in four.

I finished in 3 :supernerd:

 

[Tiger Fan]

The red zone channel might be one of the best things ever invented. In the playoffs in 3 leagues and I can't leave the freaking couch

 

[krista4]

Benched him in my $$league and my opponent in my dynasty league didn't.

That's some terrible luck. Whom did you bench him in favor of?

Hillis, Moreno, McCoy

Well, that didn't seem like a terrible decision on paper. McCoy stinking it up unexpectedly. ( Playing against him.)

 

[krista4]

The red zone channel might be one of the best things ever invented. In the playoffs in 3 leagues and I can't leave the freaking couch

 

[Frostillicus]

#### fantasy football.that is all.eta: oh yeah- #### Ray Rice too.

Ray Rice

 

[bentley]

Since I only play in my longtime local league, I usually look forward to the first week after I'm eliminated from FF because I can sit back and just enjoy the NFL. But the Cowboys have pretty much made it impossible to enjoy football this year.

 

[madhatter]

Since I only play in my longtime local league, I usually look forward to the first week after I'm eliminated from FF because I can sit back and just enjoy the NFL. But the Cowboys have pretty much made it impossible to enjoy football this year.

At least you had Bevo this year!

 

[bentley]

Since I only play in my longtime local league, I usually look forward to the first week after I'm eliminated from FF because I can sit back and just enjoy the NFL. But the Cowboys have pretty much made it impossible to enjoy football this year.

At least you had Bevo this year!

Yeah. Football season pretty much made me want to kill myself.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Gonna lose big today so might as well start drinking at 1115

Double reverse jinx in effect, come on Vick lead us to the Super Bowl

 

[the rover]

GB dog-killer.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Holy ####, if I was a Giants fan I would be absolutely livid right now.

P.S. I tried to get cute and start the Cardinals defense vs. the Panthers this week instead of the Jets. What do the Jets do on the opening kickoff. Run it back. FmL

 

[krista4]

#### fantasy football.that is all.eta: oh yeah- #### Ray Rice too.

Ray Rice

40.30 points. I've already beaten my opponent this week with only two of my ten players having played.

 

[Guster]

Holy ####, if I was a Giants fan I would be absolutely livid right now.P.S. I tried to get cute and start the Cardinals defense vs. the Panthers this week instead of the Jets. What do the Jets do on the opening kickoff. Run it back. FmL

 

[Tiger Fan]

Holy ####, if I was a Giants fan I would be absolutely livid right now.P.S. I tried to get cute and start the Cardinals defense vs. the Panthers this week instead of the Jets. What do the Jets do on the opening kickoff. Run it back. FmL

 

[jplvr]

Since I only play in my longtime local league, I usually look forward to the first week after I'm eliminated from FF because I can sit back and just enjoy the NFL. But the Cowboys have pretty much made it impossible to enjoy football this year.

At least you had Bevo this year!

Yeah. Football season pretty much made me want to kill myself.

 

[El Floppo]

#### fantasy football.that is all.eta: oh yeah- #### Ray Rice too.

Ray Rice

40.30 points. I've already beaten my opponent this week with only two of my ten players having played.

My dynasty opponent had V Jackson and Rivers already in the bag. And then f-ing Rice. What curdles my girdle is that I ran away with that league this year- had the highest average points for in our league history (9 years) and the highest one game total too. Took Foster in our rookie draft in the 3rd round and picked up Hillis as a FA in the first week. Played the right guys all year. Only to get buzz-sawed when it counts. Which doubly hurts because I sat Rice in my freaking $$ league.

 

[jplvr]

If the 2nd half of the later games goes like the first half, GM has this one in the bag. I'm going to need to be at least even heading into Sunday night and Sanchez, Moreno, and Mendenhall have 41 points to get me there and I need a bit of a lead to feel good about my chances.

 

[krista4]

#### fantasy football.that is all.eta: oh yeah- #### Ray Rice too.

Ray Rice

40.30 points. I've already beaten my opponent this week with only two of my ten players having played.

My dynasty opponent had V Jackson and Rivers already in the bag. And then f-ing Rice. What curdles my girdle is that I ran away with that league this year- had the highest average points for in our league history (9 years) and the highest one game total too. Took Foster in our rookie draft in the 3rd round and picked up Hillis as a FA in the first week. Played the right guys all year. Only to get buzz-sawed when it counts. Which doubly hurts because I sat Rice in my freaking $$ league.

Sorry, GBEF. :( Seems like that sort of thing happens a lot, where the person with the blockbuster regular season has their one bad week in the playoffs.On the bright side, you got to use the phrase "curdles my girdle". :(

 

[jplvr]

w00t Mendenhall!!!!!

Also, I just figured out zilla has been cheating DeSean Jackson out of fantasy points all season in Uberleeg.

w00t Sanchez!!!

 

[the rover]

Team is done for the week. 176 points (PPR, all TD's are 6), up 58 and facing AP, the weirdo WR/QB guy, and Minny D tomorrow.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

update: My magic football team is doing good. Boiling down to the fact that I just need the Chi D not to outscore their highest YTD by 50% and I win.

 

[the rover]

update: My magic football team is doing good. Boiling down to the fact that I just need the Chi D not to outscore their highest YTD by 50% and I win.

Magic?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

update: My magic football team is doing good. Boiling down to the fact that I just need the Chi D not to outscore their highest YTD by 50% and I win.

Magic?

more or less

 

[eoMMan]

As long as Moreno doesn't come back in the game and go ape ####....I made the bowl game!!!!

 

[the rover]

Looking like I'd face the guy who scored the 9th most points in the league (out of 10) in the finals if I hold on...awesome.

 

[jplvr]

As long as Moreno doesn't come back in the game and go ape ####....I made the bowl game!!!!

Ugh, I could've used some points out of him. Too bad he's still a pansy, just like he was at Georgia.Maybe the can come back to tie the game here.YHTBFKM

 

[madhatter]

I had no idea magic football was such serious business.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I love scotch.I now have three pets, by the way. Two guinea pigs just came home with me.I own zero dogs. There's something wrong with me.

WHats the other pet?

Cat. I've had him for four years now - there's a thread floating around here somewhere from when I got him.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Need Cutler to do some amazing #### tomorrow.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

need a ####### xanex after that NYJ/PIT game.

 

[madhatter]

need a ####### xanex after that NYJ/PIT game.

haha

 

[guru_007]

So this became the thread where everyone talks about their fantasy football teams and reminisces on what lightweights/can't hold their drink or smoke in college? Great thread

ftr:

graduated in 4 years with a 3.3 gpa, and partied all 4 years ding

 

[Tiger Fan]

B/c I know you all care:

League 1 - down 11 with Cutler and Shane Grahm left. Opponent has Brady Thanks for the donut Knowshawn

League 2 - donut from TO and went up against Vick. Lost by 30

League 3 - up by 66 with Grahm and Branch left. Opponent has Green-Ellis

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

need a ####### xanex after that NYJ/PIT game.

haha

I see your backyard shack radiator moonshine still hasnt exploded and killed you yet. This saddens me.

 

[BobbyLayne]

JFC - I got to watch zero football today.

Spent the day in Midwood (that's deep into Brooklyn, El Floppy - you never been). Takes a friggin' hour each way from Midtown.

Double Brit Milah (what's the plural of Bris?), e.g., twin boys. Lesbian couple. Lesbian pedetrician-mohel. Surrounded by bull dykes and octogenarians up from Boca. Finally during the Seudat mitzvah this cute (7 on the Offdee scale) 25ish chick sits down next to me and starts flirting big time. Even better her friend (about an 8) joins the convo. Except then they start stroking each others hair. FML, they're a coupe too.

Mrs. BL kept shooting me daggers every time my hand got near my phone. I knew checking for updates was going to put me in the doghouse for a good week. Finally on the way home (6:30ish) I got to check scores.

LIONS WON A ROAD GAME! Thank you baby Jesus!

Oh, and because you care...think I got Ray Rice'd in one league and Vick'ed in another, but if the Pats score 3-4 points I'll make one championship game.

 

[jplvr]

Mrs. BL kept shooting me daggers every time my hand got near my phone. I knew checking for updates was going to put me in the doghouse for a good week. Finally on the way home (6:30ish) I got to check scores.

You didn't get a bathroom break?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Mrs. BL kept shooting me daggers every time my hand got near my phone. I knew checking for updates was going to put me in the doghouse for a good week. Finally on the way home (6:30ish) I got to check scores.

You didn't get a bathroom break?

Spent most of the day chasing the ankle biter around the house (7 bedroom Victorian clapboard...friggin' maze of rooms on 4 floors).ETA: that probably sounds weird...our co-op is good sized by Manhattan standards (800 sq ft), but tiny compared to the big old beauty we were in today.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Anybody else get sucked in by this Garcon is in Peyton's Circle of Trust BULL####?

I hate Garcon, guy catches like 1 out of 3 targets (whatevs...its bad). Was flipping coins between Tampa Bay Mike or a maybe sorta healthy Collie, and that stupid thread turned me.

 

[Tiger Fan]

JFC - I got to watch zero football today.

Spent the day in Midwood (that's deep into Brooklyn, El Floppy - you never been). Takes a friggin' hour each way from Midtown.

Double Brit Milah (what's the plural of Bris?), e.g., twin boys. Lesbian couple. Lesbian pedetrician-mohel. Surrounded by bull dykes and octogenarians up from Boca. Finally during the Seudat mitzvah this cute (7 on the Offdee scale) 25ish chick sits down next to me and starts flirting big time. Even better her friend (about an 8) joins the convo. Except then they start stroking each others hair. FML, they're a coupe too.

Mrs. BL kept shooting me daggers every time my hand got near my phone. I knew checking for updates was going to put me in the doghouse for a good week. Finally on the way home (6:30ish) I got to check scores.

LIONS WON A ROAD GAME! Thank you baby Jesus!

Oh, and because you care...think I got Ray Rice'd in one league and Vick'ed in another, but if the Pats score 3-4 points I'll make one championship game.

Can someone translate the 1st paragraph for me?