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I smoked so many cigs, cigars and stuff over the weekend I feel like I've had Agent Orange dumped on me.

ETA

Still walked 8 miles this morning though.

 
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I think I've mentioned it before, but I have a blog that has three posts on it. (I actually have a number of blogs, but I'm speaking about this one specifically). The posts were written back in 2007 I think and I haven't touched them since. Last January I must have gotten liked on Facebook or something because now I average about 40 visitors a day. Today I'm up to 112. No idea what's going on. How long til I'm rich?

 
I think I've mentioned it before, but I have a blog that has three posts on it. (I actually have a number of blogs, but I'm speaking about this one specifically). The posts were written back in 2007 I think and I haven't touched them since. Last January I must have gotten liked on Facebook or something because now I average about 40 visitors a day. Today I'm up to 112. No idea what's going on. How long til I'm rich?
something something only make $5 a day something

Seriously, I have a blog that had 44 pageviews yesterday. There is zero chance that 44 people have the URL to my blog. It's some bot action, is what I'm trying to say.

 
I think I've mentioned it before, but I have a blog that has three posts on it. (I actually have a number of blogs, but I'm speaking about this one specifically). The posts were written back in 2007 I think and I haven't touched them since. Last January I must have gotten liked on Facebook or something because now I average about 40 visitors a day. Today I'm up to 112. No idea what's going on. How long til I'm rich?
something something only make $5 a day something

Seriously, I have a blog that had 44 pageviews yesterday. There is zero chance that 44 people have the URL to my blog. It's some bot action, is what I'm trying to say.
#1 google result for two topics actually.

 
I think I've mentioned it before, but I have a blog that has three posts on it. (I actually have a number of blogs, but I'm speaking about this one specifically). The posts were written back in 2007 I think and I haven't touched them since. Last January I must have gotten liked on Facebook or something because now I average about 40 visitors a day. Today I'm up to 112. No idea what's going on. How long til I'm rich?
My blog is better. It only has 1 post. :pickle:

 
Guster, your thank you bag of crap in exchange for the Yuengling is packed and just needs to get to the mail.

Forrest send me your address. Stl Bob, if you are serious about access to the listeria I crave and are willing to send me as many as you possibly can send me your address as well.

 
614 page views yesterday.
It's really gone in the ####ter lately, what with Tre bailing and you talking about basketball so much.

You should discuss this:

http://cbssports.com/images/collegefootball/lsuraptor500279.gif
Ha ha
Not sure why you're laughing, this is 97% your fault.
Reap what you sow and whatnot.
What does that mean?

 
I had a temporary crown on my front tooth fall out at my 2 year old sons birthday yesterday and can't get to my dentist until tomorrow.

 
l looking for more beef sticks to ship out. Two packs seems like a waste. Efforting.
did you find them where I suggested? Also looked like Walmart carries them.
Yeah, I bought the only two I could find at a Thirftway that's nowhere near my house. I avoid Walmart like the Sun. Will go to the outlet store when I have time, but that's in shorter supply than my pigment.

Look, two pale jokes in the same post! HUZAHHHHH
I live about a mile from a Thriftway. Great store.
What's their selection of butters look like?

 
I think I've mentioned it before, but I have a blog that has three posts on it. (I actually have a number of blogs, but I'm speaking about this one specifically). The posts were written back in 2007 I think and I haven't touched them since. Last January I must have gotten liked on Facebook or something because now I average about 40 visitors a day. Today I'm up to 112. No idea what's going on. How long til I'm rich?
something something only make $5 a day something

Seriously, I have a blog that had 44 pageviews yesterday. There is zero chance that 44 people have the URL to my blog. It's some bot action, is what I'm trying to say.
#1 google result for two topics actually.
"How do I put gas in my tank using a teaspoon?"

 
I'm not Michael Moore fan, but...I find it amazing how outraged people are over his tweet today rather than be outraged at the fact he tweeted about.

 
He's obviously pointing out how we need to be taking care of our veterans and ensuring they get help. But people are too stupid to see this and are outraged about how classless he is.

 
And I apologize to any veterans or loved ones of veterans who take offense to that. But I am seeing so much outrage in social media about his tweet rather than addressing the horrible statistic.

 
He's obviously pointing out how we need to be taking care of our veterans and ensuring they get help. But people are too stupid to see this and are outraged about how classless he is.
Wow. Hadn't seen that. People are morons. I'm glad I've cleared most of the idiots off my Facebook list.

 
I think I've mentioned it before, but I have a blog that has three posts on it. (I actually have a number of blogs, but I'm speaking about this one specifically). The posts were written back in 2007 I think and I haven't touched them since. Last January I must have gotten liked on Facebook or something because now I average about 40 visitors a day. Today I'm up to 112. No idea what's going on. How long til I'm rich?
something something only make $5 a day something

Seriously, I have a blog that had 44 pageviews yesterday. There is zero chance that 44 people have the URL to my blog. It's some bot action, is what I'm trying to say.
#1 google result for two topics actually.
"How do I put gas in my tank using a teaspoon?"
:lmao:

 
You know what? I get his point. But sometimes the amount of douchebaggery involved in making the point outweighs the impact of the point. This is one of those situations.

 
Instead of just presenting a (fairly helpful) fact that's relevant to the holiday, he capped it with "Happy Veterans Day", which is somewhat smarmy. Translated, you're an ####### because you celebrate Veterans Day whilst actual veterans kill themselves, and you don't do anything about it.

I don't really care for Veterans Day (or Memorial Day, or the Fourth of July), but that's another matter entirely.

 
FBG needs some kind of alert system so we can know when someone's going off the rails like that guy with the "poor white people" stick in the "whitest family photos" thread

 
Jr High Cheerleaders beat Vag Head Hummus Men 131.67 - 118.40, led by Peyton Manning, who got the third-highest player score of the week with 49.85 points. Vag Head Hummus Men is starting to unravel and is on a four-game losing streak. DeSean Jackson led Vag Head Hummus Men with 22.00 points while Joe Flacco brought in 17.25. To make matters worse, Vag Head Hummus Men got zero points from Jermaine Gresham. Jr High Cheerleaders (6-4, 1,579.52 points) climbs into sixth place and Vag Head Hummus Men (3-7, 1,506.60 points) sinks into 12th place.

 

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